and never getting the milk

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♪♪ in the club with JohnJae😎

Milk

Protip from an ex-barista: don’t bother getting a skinny coffee. More often than not you are simply replacing the fat content in the milk with refined sugar which is worse for your body (dairy fats are good for you believe it or not). Not only that but the milk steaming process transforms the proteins in the milk creating a smooth delicious coffee with smoother foam. You will never get milk quite as good in skim/low fat. Of course disregard this if you’re lactose intolerant hahaha.

GO FULL FAT IN YOUR COFFEE, IT TASTES BETTER AND IT’S BETTER FOR YOU.

After Lucy left I swear to god that Lockwood and George used Lucy for all their problems indefinitely.

They fail a couple of cases after she leaves because they’re all a little shaken up. Lockwood from a distance is muttering to himself, “This wouldn’t have happened if Lucy was still here.”

When George runs out of milk in fridge, “We NEVER ran out of milk with Lucy here.”

When Lockwood can’t get his hair perfect in the morning, “My hair ALWAYS looked good when Luce was around.

When they both get flustered, “It was never like this! If only old Luce was still around…

707 spews out Shakespeare
  • 707: I must be gone and live, or stay and die.
  • Saeran: Saeyoung why are you being so dramatic?
  • Saeran: I just asked you to get me some milk from the fridge-
  • Saeran: Never mind just stay, stay and die sounds good to me.
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in which Beverly can’t sleep and Harry, well, he comes to her rescue.

It’s nearly 2 in the morning and I can’t sleep.

Over an hour ago I was so sure that I was going to fall asleep as soon as I got in bed, but apparently I’m wrong. I’m wide-awake now even though I’m exhausted. I keep tossing and turning, thinking that it’ll help me. It turns out that it only makes me feel restless and now I’ve come to a conclusion that I may have to come to work with dark circles under my eyes.

I let out a sigh and push the blanket away from covering my entire body. Reaching for my mobile phone that I have put on the nightstand, I unlock it and open my messages. I ignore the unread ones as I continue scrolling until I reach the one name I’ve been searching for: Harry.

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prompt: tapioca my balls vitenka 👅💦

It’s two in the morning, and there go my inhibitions!!!  NSFW-ish under the cut lol.

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anonymous asked:

Do you ever think about Bellarke being this extra in a modern AU? Like, he gets promoted on his job and post it on facebook and Clarke comments something like "You deserve this. You inspire people, they list to you. I support you. I believe in you. You are going to do amazing things" or leave a message for him when he is late to a PTA meeting like "It's been 8 hours since I last saw you and I have left 20 voice mails. I think I keep doing it to not forget who I am. Who I used to be before this.

LOL

SOmeONe 

DO IT!!!!


and all the delinquents are sitting around rolling their eyes at their over dramatic friends who are always making the littlest thing some apocalyptic disaster.

 “hey Bellamy, we’re out of milk–” 

“NO!!! *takes milk carton from O’s hand*  I will get you some milk and you will survive. Continue your breakfast without me! Be strong. You are that girl. I will never give up my journey to get you some milk!!! May we meet again.”

“Jesus fucking christ Bellamy. I’ll just take my coffee black.“

Guess who’s got fig rolls

anonymous asked:

"young me: why equius though" I think a lot of equius fans were like that initially. Then they learn to accept the hornse into their life and their hearts. And then they get blessed with milk. Amen.

please never tell me that ive been blessed by milk again

Something Else

So I said I was on a hiatus buuuut I had the UNREAL opportunity to see Civil War a week early and I’ve been waiting to write this idea since.
I couldn’t resist so I broke hiatus bc I lack self-control…like c’mon
Also I wrote all of it within an hour long study break so I apologize for any errors lol

Title: Something Else
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Being Tony’s child (bc Stark children are way too fun to write) and having to get Peter acclimated to Stark Tower after Tony recruits him.
Word Count: 1,265
Warnings: food mention, CA:CW spoilers (not really but kinda)
Note: Read the sequel here.

Your name: submit What is this?

           "Y/N, I’m home!“ hollered Tony as you heard the door open.

           You roll your eyes, knowing it’s just your dad wanting your attention. You were his only kid after all, and he wasn’t going to be disrespected by his own blood. He’d disown you in an instant.

           And so, to please your tyrannical father, you turn the corner to greet him, only to be caught by a surprise.

           "Who’s that?” you asked, pointing at the teenager standing next to your father. “Did you adopt him? Is he my brother now? I swear…”

           "Yes, you’ve been dethroned as the Stark heir,“ your father sassed, rolling his eyes. “No, I did not adopt him. This is Peter Parker.”

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Karnevil

Sweetness fell
powdered sugar snow
like the dust from
the ribcages of corpses
dessicated in a desert sun
as rotted innards
burst from the bloated bellies
of daemons
like elephant ears on wax paper
shining with sugar and cinnamon
and the cotton candy
oh the cotton candy
like fine pink spider webs
spun in the empty eye sockets
of shattered skulls
we took the torpor
of the slowly dying
covered it in chili cheese
and deep fried it
to fill our hunger
as the orphans lamented
and the widows wept
because you can never
Never
get that ball in the milk can
to win a stuffed panda
But still even so
We love us some carnival

the one time ladybug isn’t responsible reveal au

AKA It’s not even in Paris

AKA there’s nice family bonding

AKA they meet on vacation 


  • once upon a time, Marinette became Ladybug and Adrien became Chat Noir
  • and as Ladybug, duty swelled up in Marinette’s chest and she knew she would always have to do the right thing
  • Chat Noir realized and quickly dubbed Ladybug the responsible one
  • and that is how they rolled
  • forever and ever and ever and ever
  • UNTIL ONE DAY

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