- You talk in your sleep and you pretty much just described to me, in extremely graphic detail, how you would kill someone and now I’m too scared to fall asleep
- (On the flip side) you made a lot of sexual noises while you slept, what (or who) were you dreaming about??
- Okay I get that ocean noises help people go to sleep but you’ve literally been playing whale mating calls at full volume for the past hour and if you don’t stop soon I’m gonna come over and smack you
- We both planned to stay up all night but you ended up falling asleep and you just woke up to me standing next to you with a bowl of warm water in my hands-I can explain
- We were both going to pull an all nighter to study for an exam tomorrow but now it’s 6 am and we just finished an entire tv series and I can’t believe you let this happen
- it’s 4 am and we’re both running solely on Red Bull and coffee at this point and we just had the most in depth discussion about eggs I swear to god
<b></b> Person A and B are in the kitchen. Person A is a small muffin, B is slightly taller.<p/><b>Person A:</b> *struggling to retrieve items from top shelf*<p/><b>Person B:</b> Do you need me to get it for you?<p/><b>Person A:</b> *gasps* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!<p/><b>Person B:</b> *laughs*...okay then<p/><b>Person A (Moments later...):</b> *defeated sigh* help meeee<p/></p>