and my mom won't get me one

PTA Moms
  • Jeonghan: So Suho how are your kids?
  • Suho: HALF WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME TWO OF THEM WON'T CONTACT ME AND KRIS JUST LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THEM YIXING IS THE ONLY ONE THAT LISTENS TO ME AND HES NOT EVEN HERE TODAY
  • Onew: Sometimes you just gotta let them be *sips wine out of a mug*
  • Kihyun: Well at least my kids are only weird
  • Jinyoung: someone needs to come get my kids. Mark is the only normal one and even then I'm pretty sure Jackson is starting to leave an impression on him, Yugyeom just released a song on SoundCloud about having a side piece, Jackson is Jackson you can't do anything about him, Youngjae has consistently locked himself in his room with Coco, BamBam is BamBam you can't help him either
  • Kihyun: HA YOU HAVE HELPLESS KIDS
  • Key: *yells from the other room* KIHYUN YOU CANT TALK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE ALL YOUR KIDS DO IS SLEEP ALL DAY AND DONT DO SHIT FOR THEMSELVES
  • Jeonghan: Just be lucky y'all don't have 12 kids
  • Onew: I thought you only had 11 kids
  • Jeonghan: Oh Seungcheol is a child himself. The worst child of them all.
  • Jeonghan: But anyways... Jin how are your kids?
  • Jin: Oh they're fine Jimin made some brownies the other day, Jungkook is currently going through his emo phase, Yoongi is doing what he likes which consists of music, Hobi is being the ray of sunshine he is, and Tae is in theater so he's been practicing for an upcoming play.

the-ace-hufflepuff  asked:

So a couple weeks ago I noticed you wearing a black ring and I was wandering if it was an ace ring? Only asking because I'm on the Ace spectrum and I really want one myself but I don't wear jewellery so I don't want my mum to ask about it (I know she won't get asexuality, I mean she got angry at me for saying I didn't want to birth a child...ever) Anyway, you are great and I love seeing you in YouTube videos xxx

In the past I wore a black ace ring. I now wear a mood ring that occasionally turns black. (Im demi/gray sexual) I say wear one if you want and if your mom asks just tell her you like the way it looks.

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In the past few days, I’d found myself moodier than usual. I placed the blame on that damn cat. 

“Mom, tell me again why we had to get Destiny a cat?! I know she’d been begging for one for ages but you didn’t have to give in! That animal is evil! It’s only a matter of time before it tries to claw my face off. Couldn’t we have gotten a dog instead?” I ranted as soon as I came into contact with my Mom. She grinned at me, trying to hold back a giggle.

“Calm down, Pip. The cat isn’t going anywhere, you’re just gonna have to get used to it. I’d have preferred a dog too, but you know that Destiny’s allergic to them. We can’t always get what we want, I’m afraid.”

anonymous asked:

putting this in anon sorry i've gotten hit extra hard with that depression™ recently and i've realized my whole life has been taken away from me because of my illness and i'm losing myself. and it's not even the illness' fault. it's my mom. i was literally fine. and it's not a joke. i got a diagnosis and my mom freaked out and pulled me out of school and put me on every preventative medication in the books and let me become a self hating antisocial mess. she won't even (to be continued)

damn.. I’m really sorry to hear about whats going on. thats completely unfair of your mom though, isolating you from social interactions and things you enjoy doing are not going to make depression go away, it’ll just do the opposite and she needs to understand that. i’m assuming you’ve already tried reasoning with her? like get her to sit down one day and have a proper conversation about it

if that doesnt work out then my second best suggestion would be to talk to another adult you trust or friend (it can even be an online friend, if anything, surely you have someone you knew back in school). what your mom is doing doesnt seem positive at all. its good for parents to worry and want to help, but there’s right and wrong ways to help.

i really hope stuff gets better, i’m wishing you luck x 

The signs as Lucille Bluth quotes
  • Aries: "Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear."
  • Taurus: "I need you to track down Gob, I think he's trying to get me out of the house."
  • Gemini: "I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out."
  • Cancer: "Here you go, hot tea. Because that's what you are: a hottie."
  • Leo: "If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it."
  • Virgo: "She thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers."
  • Libra: "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
  • Scorpio: "I want to cry so badly, but I don't think I can spare the moisture."
  • Sagittarius: "Get me a vodka rocks." "Mom, it's breakfast." "And a piece of toast."
  • Capricorn: "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally. (Earlier that day) I don't care for Gob."
  • Aquarius: "Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
  • Pisces: "Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!"

yes but there’s also 

  • ‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
  • 'We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
  • 'Who keeps using my wifi?’ 'Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
  • Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
  • 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
  • See also; 'Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
  • 'We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
  • Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
  • 'I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
  • 'Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
  • 'I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
  • 'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
  • 'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
  • 'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend  until they leave you alone.’ au
  • Bonnie and Clyde au???
  • Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
  • Masquerade au
  • 'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
  • [Basically a Life As We Know It au]
  • 'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
  • 'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
  • 'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
  • 'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
  • Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
  • Went to the beach for the first time au
  • Ancient Rome au
  • Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
  • 'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
  • 'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
  • 'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
  • Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
  • 'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
  • It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
  • 'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
  • 'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
  • 'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
  • 'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
  • 'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
  • 'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
  • The Breakfast Club au
  • Wimbledon [the movie] au
  • West Side Story au
  • 'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
  • 'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
  • Heartache On The Big Screen au
  • Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
  • 'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
  • Long Way Home au
  • We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
  • 'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au
Sounds Good Feels Good sentence starters
  • "I wanna be in the game."
  • "I wanna know, know your middle name."
  • "Right now you're killing the game."
  • "Everybody's gonna go big tonight."
  • "Drive this car through the drive-thru please."
  • "My girlfriend’s bitchin’ 'cause I always sleep in."
  • "She’s kinda hot though."
  • "My shrink is telling me I got crazy dreams."
  • "You’ve got a shot though."
  • "They say we’re losers and we’re alright with that."
  • "We are the leaders of the not-coming-back’s."
  • "We are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene."
  • "Sometimes I’m feeling like I’m going insane."
  • "It's not the end of the world, yeah, we've all been there before."
  • "We don't have to live this way."
  • "We can all get some."
  • "We can't afford to give up."
  • "Situation - no motivation."
  • "I know I'm out of line."
  • "Destination - permanent vacation."
  • "I know I'm an under-achiever."
  • "We're all so proud."
  • "We're the voice of the new generation."
  • "Everybody’s got their demons."
  • "I’m the one who ends up leaving."
  • "Now that I’m broken, now that you know it..."
  • "I’ve got a jet black heart and there’s a hurricane underneath it, trying to keep us apart."
  • "I’m holding on for dear life."
  • "There’s no way that we could rewind."
  • "Maybe there’s nothing after midnight that could make you stay."
  • "The blood in my veins is made up of mistakes."
  • "Let’s forget who we are."
  • "I’ve got a jet black heart."
  • "This is not who I'm supposed to be."
  • "I tried to deceive, tried to win you desperately, now I'm lost in this swirling sea of your sorry eyes."
  • "I will fight to fix up and get things right."
  • "I can't change the world but maybe I'll change your mind."
  • "The ghost of survivor's guilt can be so unkind."
  • "Broken boy meets broken girl."
  • "Maybe this time two wrongs make it right."
  • "We'll safety pin the pieces of our broken hearts back together."
  • "Raise ourselves and a middle finger 'cause they all think we're twisted."
  • "I don't wanna say goodbye to another night and watch you walk away."
  • "I don't wanna waste it, don't wanna waste tonight."
  • "I just need another hit; you're the thing that I can't quit."
  • "I want to be the one you remember."
  • "I want to feel your love like the weather; all over me."
  • "You make it sound so sweet when you lie to me."
  • "Young love, close the chapter, there's no ever after."
  • "Fell fast, ended faster."
  • "How'd we drift so far away from where we left off yesterday?"
  • "All I see is good times disappearing and I'm trying to hold on."
  • "I'm not leaving."
  • "You say you wanna, but do you wanna run away?"
  • "Where you going? Always running."
  • "Look at me in the eye; is anyone there at all?"
  • "Does it have to be this tragedy?"
  • "Why don't you just reach out and make it clear to me?"
  • "They would yell, they would scream, they were fighting it out."
  • "Holding onto a dream while she watches these walls fall down."
  • "Hey mom, hey dad; when did this end? When did you lose your happiness?"
  • "I'm here alone inside of this broken home."
  • "I'm stuck in between a nightmare and lost dreams."
  • "I'm over all the small talk."
  • "I won't waste another day wishing this would fade away."
  • "No one sees me."
  • "I was already missing before the night I left, just me and my shadow and all of my regrets."
  • "Who am I when I don't know myself?"
  • "Wasted days, dreaming of the times I know I can't get back."
  • "Most of my life, I sat on my hands, I don't make a sound."
  • "I've something to prove, nothing to lose."
  • "All of this time, I questioned myself."
  • "Make believe worlds make us all feel alive."
  • "I can still taste you like it was yesterday."
  • "You were more than I deserved."
  • "I wanna get back to where we started."
  • "You know, we had it right."
  • "I swear that it's still haunting me."
  • "I guess I was running from something."
  • "I was running back to you."
  • "If you can love me again, I could let go of everything."
  • "The darkest night never felt so bright with you by my side."
  • "Love me like you did; I'll give you anything."
  • "Carry on, let the good times roll."
  • "You know it's gonna get better."
  • "I got one foot in the golden life, one foot in the gutter."
  • "So close to the other side, so far from the wonder."
  • "Carry on, outlast the ignorance."
  • "I'm chasing your sick little heart."
  • "Would a last kiss leave me wanting more?"
  • "I'm trapped under your spell."
  • "I'm twisted back up in the madness, repeating history."
  • "Promise me, you'll never let me leave."
  • "Damned if I do, damned if I don’t."
  • "I've always wondered where you've been."
  • "Tell me if you wanted it at all."
  • "I got a long term plan with short term fixes."

my family’s been in a bit of a tight situation regarding money since last year so i was kinda scared to pre-order the new yugioh movie and i was just hoping my mom wouldn’t get mad at me (even though she’s told me that the money i earn editing is my money and i have no obligation to give her anything) but i just told her about it and i told her i was also gonna order a book so i could get free shipping

and she was like, good for you, i know how excited you were about that movie!! you should definitely take advantage of the free shipping, ‘cause sometimes the shipping costs more than what you’re actually ordering. i’m so happy for you, sweetie!

and i was just like moooooom ;_____;

last night i hung out with two women. one of them is jewish. one of them is not (and insists regularly on casting her sicilian heritage as a source of oppression; i try to counter this whenever it comes up). the jewish woman of the two and i agreed that we were having complex feelings about our jewish identities and relationships with judaism/jewishness.

me, on my way out: hey, so yeah, let’s get together and talk about jewish identity struggles
shiksa: CAN I BE PART OF THAT?
me and friend: [ignores her]

me, hours later: [thinks obsessively about how my shiksa mother insisted once years ago that she was “more jewish” than me and my dad, and how years before that she told me i had a “great” (small, straight) nose]

me: is fucked up emotionally for far longer than friend-shiksa ever thought about what she said

AND THAT’S ONLY 1/100TH OF WHAT WENT ON LAST NIGHT

devilinhighheels  asked:

I have this "friend"; she's selfish, rude & fake. Atm her target am I. She only talks about herself & either ignores me or gets aggressive. Before, she told me secrets of other friends (who I informed asap about it). I tried to have sympathy because her mom died in October but I'm getting so sick of her behavior & I want to call her out because it's just unacceptable at this point but she controls our group. If I cut her off my friends won't be able to talk to me anymore. Idk what to do

That one’s a really tough one. You have to decide what’s more important. Can you ignore her and just be with your other friends? Or is it too much?

If your friends will drop you for not dealing with that fake friend, then they weren’t really your friends to begin with. Real friends can deal with you being friends with others that you don’t like and don’t like you in return. 

Her mother’s death is no excuse for her awful behaviour here, especially if she’s singling you out. But maybe your other friends feel similarly to you and are just too scared to rock the boat. Be honest with them and tell them how you feel. You might be pleasantly surprised.

Bottom line is that you don’t deserve to be treated that way at all.

anonymous asked:

Hey Viria, um, question! I'm a traditional artist, and I'm look in into going to try digital, but I don't have a computer, and my mom won't let me buy one. I've looked up online for a computerless tablet, and I found one for 80 dollars from Huion. Should I go for it? I have enough money, but I figure getting advice from a digital artist would be a smart thing to do! Thanks!

To be honest I have never tried such devices! So I’m not really sure…

It is has the pen and allows to download a nice program and has a good pressure and stuff I think it’s okay! But I’d seriously advice on trying drawing on one first, because I dont know if it allows anough precision.

Maybe if anyone from my followers tried they would have a word to say! 

Cutest Shit a Male from each Sign had ever done for Me
  • Aries: He ain't a crush of mine but he had a crush on me, and he's the school's unstoppable valedictorian. I don't study, yep, I know, not very Capricornish, but this Aries guy is such a fucking amazing friend that he never ever fails to help me in my cramming. If I don't understand no shit at classes, he's never ever that person who'd tell me to ask someone else for free lessons. He'd always write down notes and equations as simplified as he can. Tbh, I would have never graduated high school if it wasn't for his huge ass help.
  • Taurus: I had a long-standing crush on this guy back at high school. So one break time, I asked if he can treat and run me water cos I was feeling lazy to go out of the room. Then he said no give me money to buy a bottle, so I went back to the room to rob anyone some coins then when I went back to the door, he's gone. So I asked another guy to buy me water and he said okay cool. Then after some while, boy #2 got my water and he gave it to me, with Taurus boy behind him holding a bottle of water. I saw 'wtf' on his face and I told him "NO NO GIVE ME THAT WATER I WILL DRINK AND EMPTY IT FIRST IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WONT BUY ME WATER".
  • Gemini: I've an on-and-off crush with this guy, only met him online and we've never seen each other yet. But, some years ago (I screen capped and still treasure this shit cos it's too good), he sent me a late night message telling me how he's appreciative of knowing me. And that I should know that even if he's a total wreck, he'd always listen to me if I need someone to rant to, and he still cares a lot about me and he doesn't wanna lose me and i should take care more of myself.
  • Cancer: We're not close but he's a friend of mine, he's the director of my dance cover group. One night we all had a sleep over with booze and all and he's the first one to crack open. He did a long speech, and parts of his presidential two hour speech are about how I'm a dangerous coral reef that no one should ever cross with because it's gonna be bloody, but on the other hand, I also have a brilliant smile, something like that.
  • Leo: Oh my goodness yesss this guy, younger than me, friend of a friend. Almost all of his friends knew that he has a massive crush on me and I also knew that. My last prom was coming near and after school he walked towards me with a tray of cupcakes with letters on top, so if you put them all together, the cupcake said "Will you be my prom date?" and I jump and said fuck yeah, anyone who's brave enough to ask me for the prom with food will get my yes. Wanna know what happened? First dance of prom didn't happen as the students hoped for but I immediately grabbed him out of his chair and danced with him.
  • Virgo: HAHAHAHA THIS FUCKER okay so around my first week at my new high school (I arrived like third quarter, I know, weird but uninhibited yass), I was walking on a path walk when him and his best friend came up to me with him holding a struggling dragonfly right in front of my face and I was like df are you doing? Then he said you're not afraid of dragonflies? I said nope. He got puzzled lol ahahaha and then after that incident, he started casually calling me Snow White because of my hair and my pale face.
  • Libra: Aw shucks, Librans are the nicest people this known fact makes me cry every time. Anyway. There's this guy, past schoolmate, his house is near the train station near the school. When me and my siblings had to start using public transportation, he'd always offer to tag along with him and basically my other male friends as we all walk to the metro (and him to his house) cos there were so many nasty minded men along that area. I have a younger sister and she really likes this Libran guy. He's also very soft spoken.
  • Scorpio: I have so many fucking broken tales about me falling for Scorpio ALL THE FUCKING TIME. But lemme tell you my fave one: This guy, song of a family friend, I had so much feelings for him and his mom was really rooting for me to be with her Scorpio son even if her son already has a girlfriend. So Anyway, he's generally a nice guy. He made my heart crazy for lots of things. But there was one time that he was at our apartment and we invited him for a game of scrabble but he looked at me saying he doesn't wanna play with me because he knows that I'm a writer and will try getting an English major and that he'll just lose, so he won't play with me. Too bad I never really stood a chance with this guy ayayayay.
  • Sagittarius: OMG OFMG THIS HAS TO ME MY CURRENT FAVE so I've met this guy through an app again (21st century romance man) then we both know we like each other but it was so fucking hard for me because he's Korean with no English and I'm still trying to improve my Korean so anyway, we got to the point where I ask about his height, he said he's 180 or 180+. Then he asked me about mine. I said idk i haven't checked in a long while but i'm small and petite, around 155 cm. And then he went on saying "What? Are you a fairy?" and Ifs2g I broke even with my cheeks so red and my limbs all flailing around like that is the best way to subtly insult slash tease a girl about her lack in height.
  • Capricorn: HAHAHAHAHA okay so I went on two dates with this guy cos I had a delusional crush on him and them after a prom, he started developing a crush on my as well. Basically, things didn't end up so well, but lemme tell you this: he is one very supportive guy. He did lots of cute things like 1. that merge camping at our school (he was my senior) when he made me sushi (but it didn't end up to me cos of misunderstanding) or 2. when he tried learning this Korean song that I like with his guitar. But I guess, the cutest thing he've done was he gathered his friends in a train station to witness him asking me to be his girlfriend. Curious what happened next? I didn't show up.
  • Aquarius: I noticed that the Aquarians I know are not afraid of gore and blood and horror and everything between these things. There's this one guy that I had a short mutual crush with, younger than me, and every time that I can't finish reading web horror mangas, I'd always ask him to finish the manga for me and tell me what happen next so at least I sort of finish the story as well. I always start reading scary shit, already knowing I can't do scary shit, then I run to him on pm for help lol. We'd always talk after midnight with all these scary topics but in the end, I was the sissy chicken.
  • Pisces: My previous and only ex is a Pisces. And in the span of time we were together, he did make a handful of cute shit. But what always come to my mind whenever I think of any good things we had was that, even if we literally live on both ends of the land, he will always travel back and forth just to go to my city. He would always do everything to go and spend as much time as he can with me. He always ended up using so much money to use a taxi to get home cos he'd always miss the train. It's really cute of him that he really showed how much he loved my company that much.<p/></p>
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ouat meme
9 relationships [8/8] swan queen (aka team mom)

My moms are coming to get me. Both of them.

Easter
  • *drives by a house with a life-size cross in the yard*
  • Me: Wow. You see the size of that? I wonder if they play "nail the Jesus to the cross."
  • Husband: ....what!?!
  • Me: What? They're the ones with an instrument of torture as the symbol for their entire religion.
  • Husband: I'm Facebooking this.
  • Me: No. Nononono! We have Christian relatives and your mom already hates me enough. I said it to you because I knew you wouldn't care. I would never say that around them! They'd get offended.
  • Husband: Fine.
  • Me: I can totally tumble it though. My followers won't care.

anonymous asked:

How's Japan? (Currently trying to convince my mom that Japan is safe for me to spend a year in and that I won't die there lol)

What country do you live in now? Japan is one of the safest countries on Earth. What small amount of crime they have mostly takes place in the biggest cities, and even then it’s minor or just between yazuka members. 

It’s extremely difficult to get guns in Japan, which contributes to its safety. To give you an idea, the US usually has about 10-14,000 gun homicides every year, and Japan has 10-15… not thousands, I mean literally 10 to 15 people per year. One year they had 22 and the government freaked out and cracked down because of the ‘massive crime spike’. 

Break ins and stuff like that are so uncommon here that many people don’t lock their cars or houses. And did I mention that we currently have 0 Trumps running for president here??? Lol.

Like, you should still be cautious and aware for your safety, but basically Japanese people are horrified by how violent and crime-riddled other countries are, so if your mom is worried about JAPAN being unsafe, it’s just… kind of hilarious. Like, you can throw a dart at a world map and chances are Japan is safer than whatever country you land on.

Long story short: Japan is probably A LOT safer than whatever country you’re living in now, so your mom shouldn’t worry about you staying in Japan.

anonymous asked:

sorry if this is in your faq, im on mobile and it won't load. but how did you first get into witchcraft? what tips would you give to any new witchlings or people considering it? sorry for bothering you, thank you for your time!

Hello there~ ☽♡☾

It actually isn’t in my FAQ, so I’ll explain it real quick! I’ve explained it before in this post so enjoy~ Today, as a witch, I openly practice witchcraft at home among my mom, step-dad, and lovely step-siblings/friends, who all support me. I actually taught my neighborhood friend how to create sigils yesterday, and he has been doodling new ones all day!

I have quite a few tips on my FAQ (Available here!) although seeing as you are on mobile I will copy+paste what I have written there:

Tips for Beginner Witches

  • Meditate! Meditate as often as your schedule allows, and allow yourself to “open up” to any positive energies. Meditation also eliminates daily stress, anxiety, clears your mind, and grows your magickal and clairvoyant spirit. 
  • Ask Questions! Don’t be afraid to ask another witch if you need help with anything; chances are, they’ll be happy to explain whatever you need or have another witch to chat with
  • Record your experiences. Dreams, astral travel, herbs, crystals, spells you’ve tried; recording what you’ve accomplished and experimented with will help you tremendously down the road! 
  • Don’t feel pressured ~ whether by other witches, or even by yourself, try not to become pressured to do something magickal just because you feel like it is necessary. Don’t pressure yourself to study as fast as possible, don’t pressure yourself to perform a certain spell on a certain day, etc!
  • Give yourself time to recharge. After a spell or ritual, it is common for a witch to feel drained of energy, fatigued, or even sick. Be sure to give yourself time to recharge between these times! Meditate for a bit, have a snack, take a nap… anything that would make you feel better is fair game.

Resources for Beginner Witches

Things you don’t NEED to be, in order to be a witch

Specifically Beginner Witches: Masterpost / Witchcraft 101 / Witch Tips #Tag

I hope this is what you were looking for, and I wish you the best of luck! Have a wonderful day ~

➺ Rainy

the signs on yahoo answers
  • aries: how to quickly fix a fist-sized hole in the wall?!?
  • taurus: how long after the expiry date is my food good for?
  • gemini: why doesn't my crush like me back?? i did everything right???
  • cancer: why does my cat hate me so much???
  • leo: am i pretty?!? (pics included!!)
  • virgo: pls help i think I'm dying??? i have a stuffy nose and a sore throat!??!?
  • libra: quick, which flavour of ice-cream should i get??
  • scorpio: how to make my crush jealous?
  • sagittarius: how to convince my mom to let me drop out of school and go backpacking??
  • capricorn: what are some weaknesses i could say in a job interview? i don't think i have any??
  • aquarius: my mom won't let me get a dog but i kind of already got one??
  • pisces: my friend seems rlly sad lately how can i make her feel better???
Heathers: The Musical Sentence Starters (Act 2)
  • **SOME OF THESE AREN'T EXACT QUOTES FOR THE SAKE OF THEM WORKING FOR MOST PEOPLE**:
  • "There has been a lack of girls climbing in my bedroom window lately"
  • "My teenage angst bull shit has a body count"
  • "Jesus says it's cool"
  • "That was one hell of a fishing trip"
  • "What is that smell in the air? Is that tolerance?"
  • "You don't have to be so smug about it"
  • "This ends right here, right now. Or I'll break up with you."
  • "Fine. We're damaged. But that does not make us wise"
  • "Let's be normal, see bad movies. Sneak a beer and watch TV"
  • "Don't you want a life with me?"
  • "And you're right, it really blows"
  • "Don't stop looking in my eyes"
  • "if you could let me in, I could be good with you"
  • "So what's it gonna be? I wanna be with you tonight"
  • "You're love is too good to lose"
  • "'And they lived happily ever after' You really believe that? You think it's all goes back to normal?"
  • "You know exactly what he is, and you love it."
  • "I think they were murdered."
  • "Well fuck me genitally with a chainsaw"
  • "Nancy Drew is on to you."
  • "It looks like she's going to lady prison"
  • "This is a pretty wild theory..."
  • "My heart knows the truth!"
  • "He didn't write that love note. I did."
  • "The whole school was in on the joke."
  • "Don't you trust him?"
  • "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
  • "I'm ending our affair"
  • "It might be a bad time to say I faked it every time"
  • "The last guy I slept with killed himself because he was gay for the linebacker.."
  • "Well who made her captain"
  • "You don't deserve to wear our school colors"
  • "You said you would protect her!"
  • "Stupid child proof caps!!"
  • "You're gonna die alone"
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "If you were happy every single day of your life, you wouldn't be human. You'd be a game show host."
  • "Why are you carrying a gun?"
  • "Where did you get these pictures?"
  • ".....And then he woke up"
  • "He kissed me quick"
  • "He was mine until we his first grade"
  • "Certain boys are for kindergarten, certain girls are meant to be alone."
  • "Why are you pulling my dick? It was your boyfriends idea."
  • "Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably"
  • "You've earned that red shrunchie"
  • "I'll scream and my parents will call the police."
  • "Come out and get dressed. you're my date to the pep rally!"
  • "It's guaranteed they won't see their senior prom"
  • "I was meant to be yours. We were meant to be one"
  • "I can't make it alone"
  • "you were all I could trust"
  • "I'm sorry for being a horrible person"
  • "No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created"
  • "One more dance and than fair well"
  • "Got no time to talk, I'm a dead girl walkin'"
  • "I'd hardly call this a bomb"
  • "I wish your mom had been a little stronger, I wish she'd stayed around a little longer."
  • "I wish you'd come with me"
  • "I wish I had more TNT"
  • "The irony of this is that I never got to write my own suicide note."
  • "I respectfully disagree"
  • "But you aren't beyond repair."
  • "You beat me fair and square"
  • "Hope you miss me, I wish you'd kiss me, then you know I worship you."
  • "Say 'Hi' to god."
  • "You look like hell"
  • "Yeah, I just got back."
  • "Brand new sheriff come to town"
  • "My date for the pep rally kinda blew...me off"
  • "Are there any happy endings?"
  • "High school may not ever end"
  • "One day we'll change the world, but let kick back tonight"
  • "Let take off our clothes and dance"
  • "Maybe we won't grow old and then we'll never die"
  • "We'll make it beautiful"
Explaining trans people to my mom
  • Mom: But if she has a girlfriend, why don't they have sex like heterosexual people and she can skip the surgery and keep her penis?
  • Me: Ok it's like this... I give you a fork and tell you to eat some soup. And you want the soup, but you don't want to use the fork. So you ask for a spoon, but I tell you to just keep using a fork, because that's what you already have. Even though it won't work out, people keep telling you to use a fork because why bother getting a spoon if you already have one utensil? And you get frustrated and finally tell them all to fuck themselves and go get a damn spoon because that's what you need and what you want and you're going to have it.
  • Mom: ...makes sense.
The Companions as things/quotes from my life
  • Cait: we’re fucking with the seagulls in a parking lot but this one singular gull will not move and now we’re in a stare-down with it
  • Codsworth: "DON'T TELL ME TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN. I'LL MAKE THAT CHOICE MYSELF, WHICH WON'T BE DIFFICULT BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD INFLUENCE. YOU FUCKER."
  • Curie: I threw a full-blown tantrum in the medicine aisle of the supermarket because my Mom wouldn't get me Hello Kitty band-aids. I was 15.
  • Paladin Danse: "He's just so dedicated, which isn't necessarily a bad thing but it's like, he practically jerks it to an army recruitment poster every night. It's kind of unsettling."
  • Deacon: you kicked me out of your room for pestering you with conspiracy theories so i called you and left you three voicemails continuing my speculation on how the government controls our instincts
  • Dogmeat: I brought my dog to my grandmother's house and the first thing she does is wiggle out between the railing of the deck and get on the roof.
  • Hancock: we stopped on the side of the road to look at cows oh my god i have the bEST IDEA GIVE ME THE AUX CORD SO I CAN PLAY COW NOISES OVER THE SPEAKERS AND WE CAN ATTRACT THE COWS
  • MacCready: We’re on a date to the movies and you brought your friend to third wheel and he keeps letting out ass-ripping farts every time there’s a loud bass sound effect it’s not funny i’m trying to kiss you stop laughing
  • Nick Valentine: "Was his name actually Sherlock? Or was that just a pseudonym. I bet you his name was actually like...Benny Holmes. Johnny Holmes. My Homie Holmes. On the case."
  • Piper: I’m at the grocery store and I’m texting you updates on the hot guy situation. he’s currently browsing the mops. He picked a swiffer. excellent choice you fine piece of ass.
  • Preston: we got into the fight and settled everything and hugged it out before we got even halfway to the guidance office ily man you're my best friend
  • Strong: “this motherfucker is the reason i can’t go to applebees anymore”
  • X6-88: "ain't nobody fresher than my motherfucking clique...of obtuse bullies."