and my love and affection is fabulous

Do you ever just want to be like “hey come lavish me with love and affection and praise, and tell me my stories are fabulous and wonderful”? Like it doesn’t even make sense but it’s the equivalent of “hey come skritch my ears”

How to Succeed In Headcanons Without Really Trying

I have been writing fanfic for years upon years, since before Tumblr even existed. Something that has always existed, but I’ve seen a lot in my tenure on Tumblr, is this “Gee, I wish people wiould write about X/Why isn’t anyone interested in this aspect of character Y?/ I’m so tired of being the only one who ships z!??” *

Generally, my response of tenderly grabbing their laptop and going, “Ohhhh….wow!!! You have access to…both google docs and tumblr??? Did you know??? That is all I use??? To write fanfic???” Is not particularly well met. Must be something in the wording.

So, finally, something helpful: A guide to getting the writing you want without having to pick up the slack yourself. (I assume art is similar, but as every time I have tried to art I hate myself, I don’t art, and so I don’t know.)

I’ve put these, in order, from most to least effective


Literally the most effective way to get what you want is to pay for it. My Patreon has commission-level on it (Though I think it’s all full right now) and I’m sure other writers take commissions. This is 100% guaranteed to get whatever you want written about written about. I don’t care what my comissioners ask for. Want me to write about how Michiru doesn’t eat sea creatures because of a strong emotional kinship? Great. 2,000 words on Pharah’s obsession with lawn croquet? Love it, fabulous.


If someone writes something with even a shade of what you’re looking for, gush about it in the comments. Writers are, at heart, 85% lost children who want love and affection. Even if a fic contains other things you don’t like, if you comment, excited, about how “Wow I love love love how you talked about Tracer’s Sonic the Hedgehog lunchbox!! What an amazing character touch!” The writer will very likely remember this, next time they sit down to write, and it will become more of a recurring theme in their work. I try very hard to do this with any kind of character take I love. Reward them for doing what you want!


Most/many writers take prompts from time to time, so when they ask, feel free to put it forward! This is the least effective because a) Some writers only take prompts from lists (although, fellow writers, some of my best stuff has come from an ‘open call’ prompt, so consider taking them.) and b) they always have the right to ignore your prompt if it doesn’t speak to them.

These three things are, as I see it, the most helpful ways to get the characters takes that you really crave out in the wild, without ever having to write it yourself. Other writers can throw in their two cents, but by and large, I will add that your posts about “why doesn’t anyone talk about Y?” make me never want to discuss Y ever again, roughly 78% of the time. Don’t try to guilt trip the writers you’re trying to convince! I know rewarding with the carrot and not the stick is a weird concept for this hellsite, but trust me: We respond really well to flattery.

*I’m not talking about legitimate criticism of ableism/racism/homophobia in shit, and you all know I’m not, don’t be deliberately obtuse. (I have a whole ‘nother post on how “I don’t like this”/ “This is not how I see this character” does not necessarily equal problematic and this website’s difficulty in separating the two, BUT THAT’S A DIFFERENT POST )

zello-shots  asked:

(You are so creative, how do you do that? I love everything you come up with!) I was wondering if you could do aus of person A who is fabulously wealthy and is trying to gain the affections of person B who is poor and lives a much simpler life. (This could be so wild lol )

here you go!!

  • when you said you wanted to pick me up I didn’t expect you to come in a goddamn limousine we’re just going to the park aren’t we?
  • I was invited to your borthday socialite party thing but I was too embarrassed to go so you came to my dingy flat in your tuxedo to watch bad movies
  • have you honestly never tried instant noodles and bad pre-packaged snacks?? get your coat on, we’re going on a cheap food run
  • “you own a helicopter. A helicopter. An actual heli-” “yes, a helicopter.”
  • you tried to woo me by bringing what appears to be a fucking flower parade of bouquets to my house, but jokes on you I have allergies
  • you invited me to go to the beach and I actually believed you were going to be normal for once, but then you brought me to your plane and now we’re going to goddamn monaco or something
  • probably the best thing about your family being wealthy is that you have these purebred puppies to play with. Can I have one??
  • “wait, wait. How much did this stupid plain white t-shirt cost??”
  • please tell me that those are not crocodiles in your lake, are you sure you want to still go boating? Can’t we just play polo on your horses instead??
  • I spent a whole day taking you out on public transport and in the end we got lost so you had to call your chauffeur to get us home

- jo

anonymous asked:

(1/3)Hey! Could I please have a matchup please? Any matchup is fine. I'm 167 cm wider build, kinda chubby with longer curly/wavy brown hair and blue eyes. I'm a Virgo, an INTJ and Asexual. Not great at showing feelings/ affection, so not an overly romantic person. I'm sarcastically-sassy as my friends put it. I am really nerdy, analytical and love math/science. I don’t have many friends only a few really close ones.

You said ‘please’ twice, how can I refuse? :D 

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy! <3

Originally posted by nikihforov

Ah, aren’t they just fabulous? 

So here you go! Which one is yours, you’re asking? That one on the right; yes, the one with the number 5 jersey! I’m matching you up with one of our crows, TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE! He’s loud and playful; simply a bit too dorky most of the times, but he has a kind heart! The difference in your personalities would definitely bring you along together; him being loud and quite the friendly one, I’d say that he’d make the first move to initiate a conversation with you. Yes, he’d be nervous at first, but that won’t stop him! It’d be him doing all the talking most of the times in the beginning; but that’s what makes you gradually grow accustomed to his being- Tanaka just isn’t someone who’d let you ignore him, in a good way! Just like your friends, he’d also admit your sassy side; admiring you even more. Heck, he’d even try to be sarcastic and sass his own self, thinking that it’d be cool, and maybe he can use it on that salty Tsukishima who seems to always irritate him-! And him being quite a playful student he is, I’d say that he’d also need your help tutoring him with a few subjects here and there. Early warning, he doesn’t have the best of focus; but he still appreciates your help! As he keeps knowing you, I bet he’d also enjoy the times when you’re happy and that you don’t mind blabbering about the things you like with him! In a matter of fact, whenever that time comes, I have a feeling that he’d just sit there laughing at you and simply just enjoy himself to hear your voice!

Have I mentioned that this guy is honest? Nope? Well, he’s honest alright! Tanaka has no problem at all to show his feelings to the people he adores; only slightly a bit shy around those who he has deeper feelings for- even so, he won’t hold himself back from conveying what he feels! You’re beautiful? You’re amazing? You’re cool?- be it anything, he’d definitely tell you that; heavens, he can even tell the whole world about what he has in mind! His affections, too, are pure honesty from him when words aren’t enough! With Tanaka here, I’d say that any types of relationship with him will start from some silly friendship– one he’d treat like you like a real buddy! He’d spend his time with the things you like and support you with what you do! You’d grow comfy around each other, knowing yourselves even more as days pass; and yes, you’d have your bonuses you’ve mentioned up there, seeing that this guy here is a great cuddle buddy and he also saves his kisses for someone he treasures most! Overall, with Tanaka here, I bet you both would complete each other really well, and being with him is also a good definition of home!

One more guy that I’d say suits well with you is Shiratorizawa’s Libero, HAYATO YAMAGATA.

anonymous asked:

To my dearest Mrs. JellyBottom, I ask of you a precious headcanon of Sir.Crosshairs! Film I DO BELIEVE. But this is very important Mrs. JellyBottom! It must be of the human SO that has of the illness schizophrenia and how he would CARE OF SUCH CREATURE. But please do this my dear King/bestfriend. I bow before you as the most humble bestfriend, to you Mrs.JellyBottom. With love and care and all things FABULOUS.... - Madam. Albino Oopma Loompa Fuckass the 5th <3

I fucking love you best friend but, you worry me sometimes lmao. I added Optimus because I know HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIMM

you didn’t tell my what genera of schizophrenia so I went with paranoid-schizophrenia



He doesn’t understand at first so he was very confused when he was told about schizophrenia.

He won’t bring it up but he can be a big asshole about it.

If he made you cry he is quick to apologize.

It isn't hard for him to notice your being affected your very twitchy and glancing around more than normally.

He’s worried if you refuse to take treatment he’s gonna force you,wheather you want to or not.

He wants you to be okay, he cares even if he’s a dick about it

If you take the medication with out him forcing you too he’ll feel a lot better..

He may not like humans a lot but that doesn’t mean he can’t worry about them.


He is the one to already know he would have searched your symptoms up way before you probably found out.

He WILL force that medication down your throat so don’t argue with him.

He’s lost a lot and he doesn’t really wanna loose you too.

He will TRY to not baby you over things.

If you end up crying from stress he will take you long the longest car ride you have ever been in.

He won’t even mention your mental illness not once if you bring it up then maybe he will talk about it with you, but he know never to push it.

Will constantly remind you to take that fucking medication on time don’t even think he forgets about it.

i’ve been thinking a bunch about this post which is amazing and awe inspiring but instead of saying anything credible i’m just gonna throw out one of my trademark exr brick parallel overanalyzation things because hugo sets up such a fabulous dichotomy ANYWAY

if grantaire is love without faith

and enjolras is faith without love

you could say that grantaire’s last actions were ones of faith (long live the republic, arguably self-sacrifice for a greater cause) and enjolras’s last actions were ones of love (taking grantaire’s hand–which is an expression of affection and definitely within hugo’s central theme of love)

and dammit hugo they need each other to be whole

anonymous asked:

Ishimaru bby I love you so much I want to give you all the love and affection in the world and keep you and your wonderful friends protected you all deserved so much better y'all are fabulous and you give me life thank you for existing

Anon I love you too! I will continue to protect my friends until the very end! Thank you for existing and giving me all of this wonderful affection!

Fic: Paper Hearts

Paper anniversaries aren’t meant to be extravagant, but Kurt and Blaine don’t know any other way to be. PG-13. Read on AO3 here. 

It’s mid-October when Blaine declares, “In less than a month, we’ll have been married for a whole year.”

His voice lilts in the pronouncement, proud but trying not to brag too hard. Presumably, Blaine thinks of it because of the engagement ring ad that interrupts the groove they bust while cleaning the apartment. Kurt tries to fit “Single Ladies” moves to it anyway, wedding ring covered by yellow rubber gloves from scrubbing the bath tub. Presumably, the undanceable radio ad is to blame, but Kurt knows the truth: if Blaine is mentioning it, that means he’s already up to something. Kurt has to catch up.

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akinohikari  asked:

(part 1) Tsuna, age 15, is walking back home from school when he sees something at a storefront from the corner of his eye and stops. It's a coffee mug, white with black letters, it looks normal except that the letters spell "Best Dad in the World" and Tsuna immediately thinks of giving it to Reborn. Then he shakes his head and walks away because why would he give it to Reborn of all people? But the next day he stops again in front of the shop, and the next, and the next, for a whole week

he stops in front of the shop and just stares at the cup for a minute before leaving. Eventually, as father’s day approaches, he impulse buys it. So father’s day comes and when Reborn comes down for breakfast, instead of his usual unadorned mug, there’s a new mug sitting on the table. He looks at Tsuna, who’s very carefully not looking at him and then at Nana, who is oblivious as usual.

He sits down, picks up the mug and his eyes widen as he reads the letters. He tilts his fedora down and looks at Tsuna, the boy keeps throwing hopeful glances in his direction but doesn’t say anything. Reborn drinks from the cup and pretends nothing is different, Tsuna is half relieved, half disappointed. But after finishing breakfast Reborn gets up and as he leaves he squeezes Tsuna’s shoulder before departing. Tsuna practically glows under the understated affection.

From then on, Reborn keeps doing little shows of affection. A little head pat here, a nod of approval there. Tsuna has never been happier.

OH MY GOD THAT IS FABULOUS!!!! I am completely, utterly in love with this headcanon. I support this 1000000000%!!!!!!!!! allthesamesky you have to see this!!!

I actually have to gather to myself because I’m just gonna say it:


It was hilarious, meaningful but also so damn random all at the same time but it worked so well. The change from having all the tension from the competitions to seeing the skaters hang out for the day was simply amazing. This was definitely a fun episode and one that I’ll be re-watching whenever I need a laugh or to be assaulted by feels. 

The one thing I loved so much about this episode was that it was told from Viktor’s point of view. Usually, it’s told through Yuuri’s but today, we actually got to see inside Viktor’s head, his thoughts and his feelings. We never really know what Viktor’s thinking about though it’s quite clear through his actions but it’s so nice to see what goes on in that head of his. 

The fact that he cares so much for Yuuri is incredible, I never doubted it but to actually hear it is something else. The way he looked at Yuuri throughout this episode, the way he holds so much affection for him is so much that I simply couldn’t sit still. Even though it hasn’t been said, it’s obvious to see that the love is there and there is no queerbaiting involved. The show has been consistent with their relationship and hasn’t dialed back on how important their relationship is. 

In fact, they’ve dialed up even further. 

(Kubo knows what she’s doing and she’s doing a FABULOUS JOB!)

Then the fucking rings, you’ve gotta be kidding me. 

My heart can’t even handle how married these two are, putting the rings on each other’s fingers because that was basically a proposal. It’s a good luck ring, like a charm but as Viktor said, it also doubles as an engagement ring. We never got Yuuri’s answer because the moment Viktor said ‘gold medal’, all the skaters were like ‘bitch what?’ and it got all tense.



Also, Obatek is my new son and Yurio’s best friend, I’m so happy that I saw my angst son smiling and actually having a good time because he deserves it, yes he does. 

Chris has also redeemed himself because he’s really cool and funny and I like him. 

Also, Phitchit, my dear, was adorable and wonderful as always. Actually thought his best friend was getting married, announced to the restaurant, has no shame and I love him. 

Then…Yuuri being drunk. 

Where do I even begin?

He wanted to let loose and he wasn’t exactly in the best of moods. So he drank.

And drank.

And drank.

Then proceeded to:

  • Challenge Yurio to a dance-off (which he won!)
  • Strip and pole dance with Chris (who was in his element)
  • Dance (the Tango, I’m guessing??) with Viktor (those two were destined to be together from the start)
  • Stumble around with a champagne bottle.

It has now been shown that Yuuri was the one to put the idea of Viktor being his coach into his head. 

Meaning it wasn’t the video of Yuuri skating that pushed Viktor into doing it fully. 











silvereye12  asked:

:> Iridescent

So here’s a world where humans–whether intentionally or not–pattern their courtship the way some birds of paradise do. Women dress in drab, modest clothes and men in shimmering, over-the-top getups.  There are probably bowers–enormous, fancy houses or perhaps just Really Amazing Gazebos on the family estate where the lads take their lady friends to impress them.  

With so much focus on earning the favor of a potential wife, I have to think we’re looking at a matriarchy here–find yourself a rich girl, show her your fabulous shiny floofy clothes and bower, best your rival for her affections in a dance-off, and you’re set!

As for a story, my first instinct is to look at someone who kind of goes against the grain of this society–a foreigner or just someone who’s Different.  With a premise like this, there’s a lot of room for exploring gender/sexuality, I think.  Possibly in a slightly silly way.

The best I’ve got is this: a woman from another country who falls in love with a woman from this one and is determined to compete with her male suitors in the Traditional Way.  Ah, but first she will need fancy clothes and an EVEN MORE FANCY GAZEBO.  A tale of dance-offs, lesbians, overcoming ingrained classism, and realizing that sometimes the things you thought were most important are actually just really superficial.

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somuchbetterthanthat  asked:

If you're tempted, Irma/Floréal/Louison, - flirting? (can be just two of them if you prefer!)

In which it is really hard to tell if girls are flirting with you or not sometimes.


“Grantaire said he had a friend I had to meet, he didn’t warn me you were so pretty or I would have told him to make it a blind date,” Irma Boissy says the first time Floréal meets her, at the bar at the Corinthe, sliding into the seat next to her and elbowing Grantaire as he sits down too.

“Of course she’s pretty, I make sure all my friends are as beautiful as possible so I have models for my art and a way to make up to the world for my face.”

“Hush, I’m getting compliments,” Floréal tells Grantaire, rolling her eyes at him and then looking at Irma again. She’s very pretty, with an asymmetric haircut Floréal would love to steal and a pattern on her sleeves that looks hand-embroidered. “Maybe even giving them. Keep telling me nice things about myself and we can reconsider the blind date thing.”

“I never should have introduced the two of you,” Grantaire says, off to the side, though he sounds amused more than worried. “I suddenly want to take all of this back.”

“Hush,” Irma tells him, and that makes Floréal like her even more. Sometimes Grantaire has to be told to shut up, it’s a wise person who knows when. “Now, tell me about all these compliments you’re thinking about giving me.”

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Brace yourselves…Christmas is coming…

I just recently hit 600 cuties and decided to celebrate with my first ever botm!!

• Mbf me
• Reblogs only please!! (Likes just for bookmarking)
• Preferably only band blogs please!

How this is going to go down:
• the reblog is your entry
• I will select four blogs to put up in a poll (I will attempt to do that bc I’ve never made a poll before but if that doesn’t work out for whatever reason, I’ll try to think of something else)
• the blog with the most votes will receive the following

What fabulous presents you will receive:
• a special place in my blog description
• unlimited original content reblogs and promos
• a special Christmas present from me (pretty much whatever you want lol)
• my undying love and affection and friendship



Knackered……..overtime’s a bitch!

Dear Maya
Wow! Only a week ago tonight we saw history made! Then Julianne won at the Oscars & oh the way she said “Kriiiisten” just melted my heart. Such genuine affection there. So, so sweet! Next we saw the pictures of the Vanity Fair party. Who cares about some stupid black & blue dress on the Internet? Hottest thing I’ve seen in black & blue is the “Queen’s” leading man! (and I wish I knew who made the picture I used. It’s fabulous! Kudos to artist & thank you!)


K: Know what I love about you dude?

R: is this a trick question because I’m a bit knackered

K: oooh I love it when you talk British

R: I thought you loved it when I talk dirty

K: Talking dirty with a British accent even better

R: this is a text. You can’t hear me.

K: In my mind I hear you loud & clear!

R: know what I love about you? your loud & clear one track. But yeah I think I know what you love. You say it’s one of my better attributes.

k: haha NO! not THAT!

R what? You DON’T love THAT?

K: no dork. you know I do! but that’s not what I’m talking about

R why not? maybe I LIKE you talking about it

K: LOL. thought you were knackered!!

R Never knackered enough to not want to share my attributes

K: OMG just STFU for a minute!!! What I love about you (ok Besides THAT) is you’re a class act baby. You knew they would be talking shit about you after those London pics but you did it anyway. Winning~

R: YEAH I took one for the team

K: hey if you’re gonna be a “player” it might as well be for the team :)

R: you do what you gotta do. My turn to blow up twitter. They hate me?

K: London was same shit different day but just big boulder of salt baby.

R: honey you’re still their queen

K: uh dude. You’re setting all kinds of panties on fire with those VF shots & your Olympic aspirations

R: only panties that interest me are yours. My Olympic what?

K: mmm one track. ……Hurdling ottomans without spilling beer? Impressive. You’re quite the athlete this week

R: don’t forget “smoking & pondering life on balcony”. If they only knew what the fuck I was brooding about

K: you were just getting ready for the big game baby.

R Sometimes you win sometimes you learn. Game over. I am bloody timed out. You know that internet message that makes me fucking insane? Connection terminated. Mine is! My new mantra. Server being changed.

K: honey you sure as fuck get the good sport award

R: May I just say for the record - I HATE EXTRA INNINGS

K: HAAAA you even wore your overtime pants. Nice touch baby.

R: only “overtime” I want is with you. But no pants

K: HA HA. Deal. Love you dude………hey………about that attribute

R: yes little miss one track?

K: I can’t wait for you to share it with me

R: it’s yours. Always has been. And I love you more

So sweet Maya
Canadian film awards are this weekend. Would be really lovely to see someone recognized there! Regardless of the outcome though, he couldn’t ask for a better cheerleader. She is his biggest fan just as he is hers. They’re a team. It’s going to be OK.