and my friends were like u ok

@ghost-wants-murder congrats on gettin old ilu

(ALSO HOLY SHIT IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE DGYDJB)

how the fuck does my brain turn someone saying “I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m busy” into “no one loves you and you gotta be dead bc what’s the point in living” in .3 seconds

ok i’m going to tell you a story about the time i had to find a tampon at one of my 1989 shows so if you don’t like stories about sanitary products turn your mother effing camera off now

so it was the first show in adelaide and my friends i had been at the venue for a while and when we were waiting in line just about to go through the doors i just got that #feeling you know, that #periodintuition when you just… know you should get some backup, as i will put it

and i was just like ‘ok well we’re about to go inside so i guess i’ll just get a tampon from a dispenser in the bathroom’ and honestly in an ideal world that would have been the end of this story, but do u know what? this isn’t an ideal world. birds chirp too early in the morning and ppl don’t use their turn signals and THE ADELAIDE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY SANITARY NEEDS.

i went to two bathrooms and none of them had these dispensers and it’s right before the show so this whole process of lining up for the bathroom has already taken a good amount of time so it’s getting to the point when i’m like…. enough is enough. i find a nice looking staff member (whose name, it turns out, was june) and i ask her if any of the bathrooms have tampon dispensers. june walked me into a corner as if the world was ending and says, in the most concerned voice i’ve ever heard, ‘oh dear. oh my poor girl i don’t think they do.’

i’m just thinking ‘this is literally december in the year of our lord 2015, june, why do you hate women’ but i didn’t say that bc june was actually a very nice lady and i just had a feeling that she was not personally responsible for the lack of tampon dispensers in the facility.  then june says to me ‘go to the cloakroom. say i sent you’. 

so i show up at the cloakroom and i’m just like ‘hello i’m jess. this is weird but a lady name june said you would have some tampons here’. cloakroom lady smiles at me pityingly, reaches into a draw, and pulls out a sanitary napkin bigger than my face. like i’m not exaggerating, i have never seen anything bigger than this thing. i should have asked for an extra one to protect my mum’s car when it rains. they probably used them after the show to cover taylor’s catwalk during transport.

cloakroom lady shoves the World’s Largest Pad in a plastic bag tries to discreetly give it to me, as if we are exchanging hard drugs at a taylor swift concert, which i think would be a good business plan btw, and i make my merry way to a bathroom stall to try and do some civil engineering to make this thing wearable.

5 mins after this, i’ve reunited with my friends, taylor nation upgrades us and i’m dancing in the soundbooth with a pad the size of the continent of antarctica in my underwear. 

best friends to lovers w/ jaehyun (requested)

Originally posted by jihansoul94

a/n hi so im not doing my requests in order im kinda just picking out what i feel like doing ,,, as for the hidden relationship au’s ….. they’re gonna take a looooooot longer bc my tiny brain can’t think of plots for the 6 remaining members that fast lol!! requests are open tho! 

(can someone request a soulmate au lol)

recent: prince!taeyong au (check my a/n in this one it means a lot to me i just wanna talk about it ok someone talk about it with me in my ask PLEASE)

request: hi! can you do a bestfriend!jaehyun scenario where y'all get into a fight bc jaehyun is avoiding u but it’s bc he likes u? thanks!

genre: angst(?), fluff

  • so you and jaehyun have been best friends since you were little kids
  • its bc your parents are really close so you eventually got close as well
  • you two were inseparable growing up and u still are 
  • so now you two are going to the same uni
  • but yeah ANYWAY its break so yall are home for the next month or so
  • and you’re just hanging out with jaehyun in his living room nothing special
  • yall are just watching buzzfeed unsolved, cuddled up on the couch, its pretty much a normal thing now
  • in the middle of watching you feel kinda tired and you rest your head on his shoulder
  • he tenses up a bit which u notice but u don’t really pay much attention
  • and yeah thats where it started
  • the next day you were like “hey jae lets hang out today!!!!” and he was like “oh shoot sorry y/n i’m going out with taeyong today”
  • and you’re like ok i guess thats fine i mean he has other friends so??
  • but it starts happening so constantly 
  • one time you texted him saying you were bored and he answered “why” and never replied after that
  • but i mean ,,, u saw him on doyoungs snapchat story on his phone, but anyway
  • one day you’re on the phone with him and ur like “we should go to the beach tomorrow!”
  • and he’s like “i have plans with johnny tomorrow though”
  • and you hear johnny in the background going like “you do?" 
  • you ignore it bc ur starting to get fed up and ur like "then how about the day after that?”
  • and he’s like “uhhh i’ll see if i can”
  • and you’re like “your friends can come too!!!!”
  • and johnny’s like “I HEARD THAT!!!! IM DOWN!!!”
  • so yeah that leaves jaehyun with no choice
  • you’re like “ok cool see you then!”
  • so yall meet at the beach that day and all the boys are having fun and shit!!!! but jaehyuns standing as far away from you as possible
  • you’re getting really worried bc WHAT IF ITS SOMETHING YOU DID
  • so you go up to yuta and you’re like “hey is jae upset with me?” and he’s like “????? nah i don’t think so”
  • so you sit next to jaehyun who’s sitting on a blanket and ur like “jae whats up we haven’t hung out in weeks”
  • and this boy DOESNT LOOK UP FROM HIS PHONE he just nods and murmurs a “yeah”
  • and you snap bc he’s never treated you like this before
  • you grab his phone and put it down and he looks at you
  • and you’re like “did i do something wrong?!”
  • and he’s like “what are u talking about”
  • you’re like “you know exactly what i’m talking about, you’ve been avoiding me”
  • he’s like “no i haven’t what are u saying”
  • and you’re like “you’ve been sending me slow and cold replies, you always seem to be busy, you aren’t how you usually are with me and im your BEST FRIEND”
  • a hurt look flashes on his face for a split second then suddenly hes kinda mad
  • and he’s like “well y/n maybe i’ve just been busy with other things, and maybe i need a break from our 10+ years of friendship, not everything is about you!!!!”
  • you’re like ,,, really shocked that he said this bc jaehyun is a really nice and chill dude
  • you’re also really hurt that he said this and you run off to the boardwalk, leaving jaehyun and the boys
  • jaehyuns shocked he snapped at you as well 
  • the boys are shocked too and taeyong speaks up and he’s like “dude, why’d you say that if you know that isn’t why you’re avoiding them”
  • jaehyun just shakes his head and chases after you
  • you’re sitting on a lil bench where there are less people, just a couple passerby’s
  • you’re kinda just sitting there and ur about to cry bc you can’t believe jaehyun, your best friend for almost 11 years would say that to you
  • you felt as if you weren’t enough as a best friend and did something wrong
  • then jaehyun sits next to you and you’re both just staring at the ocean
  • you’re like “if you really want a break from me you could’ve just said so instead of making excuses”
  • jaehyun turns to look at you and goes “i’m sorry i didn’t mean to say that, really.”
  • u look at him and ur crying now and he brings his hands to your cheeks and wipes your tears
  • he’s like “listen y/n i’ll never get sick of your presence, i love having you by my side”
  • you’re like “then why were you avoiding me”
  • he’s like “its a really stupid reason theres no point in saying it”
  • and you playfully hit his shoulder and you’re like “just say it jae”
  • he’s like “promise you won’t laugh in my face?”
  • you’re like “promise”
  • he’s like “so i started catching feelings for you and i wanted to get rid of my feelings bc i know you don’t feel the same way and i don’t wanna make it awkward for us bc i really do love having you in my life”
  • and you’re like “JUNG JAEHYUN WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK ME FIRST. I’VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU.”
  • and he’s like “no you’re lying” and you’re like “no im NOT. im just better at handling my feelings.”
  • and he’s like “well then why didn’t YOU tell me?” and you’re like “bc i was sure you didn’t like me” and he’s like “SEE we’re just the same”
  • you’re like “well now you know that i’m madly in love with my best friend???” he’s like “i guess i always loved you to i just never noticed until now" 
  • he grabs your hand and he’s like "so are we like ,,, dating now?” and you’re like “after all that, we better be”
  • so yeah now yall are officially dating
  • the guys found you on that bench and they johnny was like “JAEHYUN FINALLY DID IT!!!!!”
  • then one night when both of your families were having dinner together jaehyun was like “can i say something”
  • and your moms like “yeah ofcourse what is it”
  • and he’s like “imdatingy/n”
  • and YOUR MOMS GET UP AND START JUMPING EXCITEDLY 
  • they’re like “WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO COME FOR YEARS”
  • your dads like “jaehyun if you were any other guy i would’ve interrogated you for hours but you’re a good kid and i trust you”
  • then after dinner you two are cuddling on the couch again, watching another episode of buzzfeed unsolved and jaehyuns like “this is nice, i like this”
  • and you’re like “i like this too, i’m glad this happened”
  • end

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#TWOCYBMEME — WEEK TWO:  

“Couple most likely to end up in therapy” has been awarded to Ellie Connor [ @roan-kom-azgeda​ ] and Theo Raeken for their slightly toxic relationship!

guys

Look at the lake and trees and furries

Look at how the just-starting-to-set sun falls on her face

Look at how Ymir looks back and Christa and just doesn’t even say anything

Listen to the music in this scene. The piano.

The emotion on their faces,

the way they totally give away how they feel,

even more romantic scenery,

how much time Christa spends gazing intently at Ymir under a gorgeous sky,

the devotion, and the explicit question of why

the intensity.

These two seem even gayer in the anime than in the manga.

Like I have no worries. The u gay herring can scene will come.

I watched the episode with two anime-only friends, and they both were like “lesbians” almost immediately. The gay was not subtle.

dating nct jaehyun!!!1!1!

• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “omGYALLMATCHING!!!!”
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• “i think i look weiRD. LOOK AT MY WEIRD RAMEN LOOKING HAIR”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• AND SUPER CLICHÉ, BUT THE PRINCE GOT INTO THE CASTLE AND WAS ABOUT TO KISS THE PRINCESS AND BEING THE ROMANTIC BABY HE IS, HE TURNED HIS HEAD AND GENTLY KISSED YOU, VERY LIGHTLY, AND THEN TURNED HIS HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE MOVIE
• THEN YOU WOKE UP
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND JISUNG WOKE UP AND HE JUST YELLED “WHAT HAPPENED I’M SO SORRY”
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• “WHAT. HYUNG APOLOGIZE”
• “NO I DONT THINK HE DID WHAT I THINK HE DID AND I’M SO CONFUSED I’M SORRY GUYS”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “SORRY I HAD A DREAM AND-”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “what?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and Y'ALL OPENED THE DOOR AND THE FOUR BABY ROOKIES FELL FACE FIRST ON THE FLOOR
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “I JUST STARTED WEARING THEM, A FEW DAYS AGO AND I DIDNT TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE-”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• “you CAN RAP? HOW COME YOU NEVER TO L D M E”
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• LOL JK THIS BOY TREASURES YOU TOO MUCH AND KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU TO HURT YOU IN ANYWAY, HE’S ALWAYS CAUTIOUS AND CARES ABOUT YOU
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• “PLEASE TALK IN ONE LANGUAGE JAEHYUN”
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “I LIVED IN AMERICA FOR 4 YEARS, THAT’S WHY I’M HERE MAN.”
• “stoooooooop”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID

• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.

Dance With Me

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 3631

Request:  Hello! Idk if u do requests based on songs but ‘It won’t Kill ya’ by the chainsmokers is amazing and I just pictured this scene like it’s that Party at Derek’s house with the neon lights, and all that y/n can think about is dancing with Stiles but cant bc they’re best friends and that’d weird, she has a huge crush on him, kinda angsty in the middle but fluff af in the end bc obvsly Stiles likes her back?? It’s ok if u dont do it tho, ily anyways ♡♡ keep doing awesome writing by anonomoose!

Author’s Note: I thought this was cute. I hope you think so as well! Thanks to my amazing friend @mf-despair-queen for proofreading this for me!!


Originally posted by inveens


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Ruki and Reita discussing pubes on the radio

The theme of this month was “First Times,” or in Ruki’s words, “Virgin.”


Reita: *is already laughing* Okay I want to read something now, can I?

Ruki: Ah, yes.

Reita: A scary story.

Ruki: Ah–!

Reita: …Can I?

Ruki: Yeah, I mean, it’s summer right? Go ahead.

(*In Japan ppl say horror is good to read/watch in the summer bc it “gives u chills” and cools u down…i know)

Reita: Ok here I go

(sinister music starts playing)

Reita: “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut.”

(long pause)

(both start giggling) 

Reita: (laughing) “Recently…my friends were like (laughing) …you don’t trim…!?” (laughing) – Ok hold on a sec (laughing) 

Ruki: This is a scary story??

Reita: Nah (still laughing smh) My plan was to read it super seriously and you’d be like “This isn’t a scary story!!” (laughing) Sorry, it didn’t work. It’s not a scary story.

Ruki: Oh, it’s not!

Reita: (laughing) “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut. Recently I was talking with my friends about it, and they were like, ‘what, you don’t trim it!?’ and they were really surprised. Some people do V, I, Y, O, or permanent hair removal, but I’m all natural. ‘Nature.’” (*he says the word ‘Nature’ in English)

Ruki: Ahh HEHEHEHE

Reita: “But recently I learned that even out of natural girls, there are some who trim it and some who don’t do anything.” …Wait, how can you call it natural if you trim it? “My friends recommended I try it because it feels fresh/clean, so I did it myself and it feels really nice, it’s cool and breezy. I want more people to know about this, and I’ve been recommending it to all my natural friends. Which do you guys like – permanent removal, trim, or natural? This isn’t meant to be a dirty question btw.”

Ruki: Oh, it’s not dirty?

(both are thinking very quietly)

Ruki: …..What’s ‘O’?

Reita: Well, probably……..an ass…..sort of….situation…..I think.

Ruki: Ah-! …Wait is she talking about pubes?

Reita: Yes….it’s a dirty question.

Ruki: Yeah, eh…even if it wasn’t mean to be sexual.

Reita: But it is sexual.

(both laugh)

Reita: So, what do you think? Do you like permanent removal, natural, trimmed..?

Ruki: Ok so…..basically….natural is like….you’re just letting it grow all over?

Reita: Yeah, you’re just letting it grow naturally. 

Ruki: Hmmmm….and then there’s….I? Y?

Reita: V, I, Y, O.

Ruki: V…I….I (*he makes some comment about ‘I’ I don’t get it :c)

Reita: (bursts out laughing) No no no..!!! That’s not what it is!! What are you standing on your head!?

Ruki: HUHUHUHU

(both laugh) 

Ruki: Wait…are they asking which one we like?

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: But with ‘Nature’…

(Reita bursts out laughing again)

Ruki: Doesn’t it depend what it looks like?

Reita: Like ‘Nature,’ but there’s not much hair, or…there’s a lot of hair…

Ruki: Or like, brown hair…

Reita: (laughs) So you like natural? 

Ruki: Well, yeah, but….hmm……*mumbles* shhved psssy

Reita: What? 

Ruki: Hairless….I wonder what hairless [pussy] is like.

Reita: Oh, you don’t like it hairless?

Ruki: No, I don’t know.

Reita: Yeah, what’s it like (laughs)

Ruki: Does that count as a summer cut?

Reita: Isn’t that permanent removal? When it’s all smooth

Ruki: All smooth…I wonder what that’s like?

Reita: Well, people do do it. 

Ruki: Ahhhh….look at us talking about this all serious.

(both laugh)

Reita: Ur face (laughs)

Ruki: But yeah hmm I don’t know…for girls…they must feel like they don’t really need it there.

Reita: I don’t know…if they need it or not idk man

Ruki: Well I mean, girls shave their armpit hair too, you know? Probably not their face….oh, do you know any girls who have facial hair?

Reita: Huh? I don’t know.

Ruki: My class president…was a girl. But she had a beard. 

Reita: What, like baby hair?

Ruki: Yeah, a beard of baby hair. 

Reita: But as she got older it probably went away.

Ruki: Oh really…why do u even know that?

Reita: (laughs) …So which are u bitch take a side!!

Ruki: Ehh take a side…….

Reita: You don’t want to?

Ruki: Yeah…hmmmm….I guess ‘V’. 

Reita: No, not that. You have to choose from three. Hairless, natural, or trimmed

Ruki: Oh, trimmed, trimmed. 

Reita: Oh, trimmed? Okay, so like –

Ruki: Trimmed, but also natural. 

Reita: Oh, a natural trim.

Ruki: Hairless, like…..no way. Never. 

At this point they compare bald pussies to the following:

Ruki: But yeah I have to go with trimmed. Or shaved a bit just to give it a nice shape.

Reita: You’re like picking all of them!

Ruki: Yeah I don’t really care tbh.

Reita: (laughs) Tru.

Ruki: What about you?

Reita: Whatever makes her more embarrassed. If she’s more embarrassed without hair, I want her without hair. If she’s more embarrassed with hair, I-I…want her with hair. 

Ruki: What about like, she only shaves the middle like [this guy]

Reita: Omg stop…like u put some designs in there

(both laughing) 

Ruki: We sound like perverted old men now 

Reita: We do?

Ruki: Yeah we’re getting too excited

Reita: No no no, when perverted old men talk about it they’re just being pervs, we are talking about it in artistic way.

wc friendship hcs

* i noticed that theres not a lot of headcanons that deal w/ friendships in warriors, so this is just me dumping my fave headcanons for whose friends w/ who in canon fmdfsd

- sorreltail & brambleclaw are like,,, best buddies. he’s one of her best friends after leafpool and they’ve always been super super close - she loves to tease him and calls him nicknames like ‘hon’ and ‘cutie’ and he gets flustered w/ how friendly and affectionate she is

- birchfall & berrynose are best friends and oh god. oh god. everyone knows them as the twin terrors of thunderclan bc berrynose brings out birchfall’s wild and jokey side and they both love to bug and prank everyone in thunderclan - berrynose stole the fresh kill pile while birchfall was guarding camp, birchfall and berrynose love putting little frogs in someones nest, etc etc

- whitestorm & tigerclaw were suuuppperrrr close best friends to the point where some cats even thought they were like, mates or something, they’re just INCREDIBLY close and were for their whole lives. lionheart became apart of that friendship later in life, but whitestorm got sorta :/// when tigerclaw and darkstripe became friends and darkstripe “brought out a bad side of tigerclaw”, in whitestorm’s words

- mothwing adores sorreltail. like whenever she goes to a gathering, she walks up to sorreltail and leafpool and sorreltail’s always like “THERE SHE IS THERE’S THE DARLING OF RIVERCLAN” and mothwing just loves how friendly she is

- bluestar & crookedstar were still really really good friends as leaders, even tho the sunningrocks dispute did get in the way of that sometimes. she talked with him at gatherings sometimes about oakheart after oakheart’s death - crookedstar would always talk to her about her kits and stuff and update her. she also has always thought he was a cutie [not romantically tho, more like ‘my friend is adorable’] and squishes his cheeks sometimes

- hawkfrost & reedwhisker were also super close when hawkfrost was alive, and reedwhisker was sorta hawk’s only like, real friend in riverclan. hawkfrost would talk w/ him often and they’d do stuff like hunt and talk about stuff, and reedwhisker was really broken up over hawk’s death

- blackstar & tigerstar were super close when tigerstar became leader, like they were the “hey man r u ok” “yeah dude im fine ilu” type of friends and everyone just sorta watched them like “thats weird”

- not a surprise that i’d put them on this list, but mapleshade & darkstripe are somehow friends in the DF. like they have this odd friendship where darkstripe is super annoying and talkative and mapleshade is like “you’re so fucking weird” but they give each other company and she puts up w/ her stinky buddy

- yellowfang and mousefur struck up a friendship in thunderclan; mousefur was like “hey you’re tired and don’t put up w/ shit huh” and yellowfang was like “yeah same w/ you?” and they became angry, petty, but soft at heart friends. they complained about petty shit to each other ALL THE TIME

- feathertail & tawnypelt were best friends and tawnypelt really really enjoyed her company; feathertail’s death sorta hit tawnypelt hard, harder than it did for a lot of others on the journey - feathertail visits her a lot in dreams and they just talk a lot

neighbour!renjun

Originally posted by nctgiri

first post!! starting off with my most favourite boy in the entire world 💛

  • you’ve just moved house and your parents are all like “hey!! go introduce yourself to your neighbours” so u knock on the door of the house on the right with like a bag of cookies 
  • and the door opens to a beautiful radiant boy with a slightly confused look on his face
  • and i mean you’re shook bc um how often do u see boys who radiate positivity and happiness so ur kind of silent until he opens his mouth to be like “can i help u??” 
  • so u kinda stutter and say “i’m your new neighbour!! uhh these are from my family we live next door gTG bye!!!!!!” and u kind of just like shove the bag into his arms then run away lmao 
  • but then both of your parents decide to have dinner and get close so things happen and turns out renjun’s school and your school are super close to each other!! which means now he walks u to school :)) 
  • and u become really close to renjun and you’re like best friends ok
  • one morning you ended up meeting your friends while you were walking to school with renjun which ended up with your friends being all like hey y/n whos this :))) and ur abt to be like “oh this is renjun he’s my nei-” and u look to the side but he’s gone?? he ran away????
  • so u text him and he’s all like “i got kind of shy sorry!! i ran off like that djfksja” but ur all like no it’s ok!! bc like lbr ur friends were probably thinking he was ur bf and analysing his entire being.. but renjun still feels bad nd keep apologising
  • u promise him it’s all fine tho but now ur friends think ur dating renjun (which isn’t a bad thing heyy foreshadowing) and wont leave u alone omg
  • speaking of friends,,, after school on some days when both of u are free u walk home together too and one day renjun’s friends aka the rest of the nct dream members are with him and u were like running up to renjun bc u wanted to give him a moomin figure u made in art with clay ok
  • anyway renjun introduces u to all of them and they’re all like grinning but stay silent and just say hi to u but after a bit ur all having a fun conversation
  • at some point chenle leans over to u and in a not-so-quiet voice is all like ‘u kno renjun talks abt u all the tiME!! i think he really likes u hahah’ and renjun like actulally almost dies on the spot but on the outside he just gets all blushy and now you’re all blushy and it’s just everyone giggling at u two 
  • renjun and u like don’t talk that much for the rest of the time once u get to renjun’s house to hang out bc u kno there were liek 6 other ppl but after they leave ur abt to leave with them when u remember u didn’t give him the moomin figure u made him!! 
  • so ur like “wait renjun!! i have something for u” and u put it in his hand
  • and he like looks at the figure then u with these really adoring eyes and is like “hey,,,, u know that thing chenle said before,,,, about me,,, liking,,, u,, it’s tru,,” and hE’S BLUSHIGN AGIAN
  • and he’s like looking away thinking u dont reciprocate his feelings but then u like “um renjun. i have liked u since like the first time we met” and hes like wait wHAt and suddenly this really happy wide smile is on his face and u can see the little snaggletooth and it’s CUTE 
  • u smile back and he’s like “so i’m,,, ur boyfriend now,,, right??” and ur like “yes!!” and from then on ur that cute blushy couple who love each other v much and are always smiling it’s wonderful
  • extra: donghyuck probably told chenle to pull the whole ‘renjun really likes u’ thing on the bus and he probably made a bet with mark that u nd renjun woudl get together by the end of the day. $4.50 for lee donghyuck

hey it’s logan!!

since i joined the tumblr aroha, i’ve been lucky enough to gain a whole bunch of lovely mutuals so i’ve had the idea of a follow forever in the works for a while! i also just passed 1.2k followers across my blogs so like wow i love u all!!!!!!!

i tried to track down everyones main blogs and side blogs but if i forgot anyone and/or messed up please let me know so i can fix it!!!!!

i went on a following spree last night so quite a few of the ppl mentioned are new for me!! also like highkey sorry if i used way too many ‘!!!‘ i really cant help it lol!!!!

♡ - faves
bold - mutuals

# - g
@3yan @aestheticallyastro@aingeal301 @alesipanic @amohyunwoo@angienoemy @arimity@arohagalaxy@arohanaa @arohawe@artyizz@aseuteur0 @aseutro@assstro@asterocky@astrcs@astrobinn@astrockie@astrockys@astrofantastic​♡ @astroiism@astrokyuties​♡ @astrowrites@aztro@babyboycarisi @binsblush​♡ @binubin@binwooed@bless-joo @boxkook @bts-hotshot-reactions@chaiboba @cncogifs@cuddleunwoo @dancingbin @ddoca @dreamsanha@eatbin @eo-nni @eunoow @eunswoos @eunwooh @eunwoostro @ezlu @fantrashnumber1 @fawnave@feltlove@gaystro@glowingjinjin

h - o
@heybinnie@hojeongs@holyfuckmark@homosexualdrugaddict@honeymoonbin @honqseok @horrorcutie @hunbaekyeol @hwaiting-hoe@illustre-bin @ilysanha @incorrect-astro-quotes @incorrectastro @incorrecthotshot@jessicamars @jinwooh @jinwoosmile @jungssan @kihyunw @kingchanhee @lim-changkyun @locke-writes @lovesmj @lvlymx @madalynnecupcake @milktu @minhyuknotrocky @minozic-o@monstasx@moon-hyuks@moonbeaned @moonbincake @moonbinniez @moonha @moonnib@mxnbin @mybinnie @mystic-astro-trash @myungmyungi @mywonho@namjinsaves @nohtaehyun@nohteahyun@officiallygot7

p - z
@park-squared@parkjinchu@parkminhyvks​♡ @parrkmh@prvttymlm​♡ @puppycat-eyes@queenellaxxi @realstro@rockekeke@rocky-collection @rockyida@rockyult@roseteru@rosetokki@sanburger@sanhapup​♡ @sanhasbinu@sanhatation​♡ @sarangnamjin @shortview@showhos@sleepyastro@somewhere-smilyng @spaceahgase @sterekvoid​♡ @sungwoonsgf@svgakookies @unbreakablerocky@verraglace @vyndella @xopastelhime@yanoboutseo​​ @yugyeompire@yutxsenpai

double mentions/messages
@amohyunwoo​/@realstro: aaaaa yoelin omg i remember when u first followed me and i turned to my friend and was like heCK do i follow them back????? i want to!! ur so cute n sweet ily

@arimity​: alkdsjaksf my youngjae to my jaebum, my mark to my jackson, my yugyeom to my bambam!!! my sweet wjsn stanning baby i love u so much ♡♡♡

@arohawe​: aaaaaaa jamie ur so nice to me and ur blog is like wow 10/10 also youre hecka cute!!!!

@assstro​: a Good Mutual!!! i’m always delighted to see u in my notifs!! glad we follow each other because tbh i’m blessed to have such a nice follower like u!! lets cry over rocky in glasses together!!!!!

@dreamsanha​: joce!! ur memes are so good lol like u r whole blog is sO GOOD always a pleasure to reblog from bc youre such a wonderful blog!!! url is iconic, would recommend!!!

@fawnave​: hannah oh my gosh your feed is always so nice like the Perfect Mix of aesthetic and kpop i’m shooketh ily

@feltlove​: marlee! u! lovely! person!!!! ily ily ily, my best friend who goes to ikea with me and lets me live at ur house half the time i’m awake. the most iconic leafy stan, the only person i care about!!!!!!

@homosexualdrugaddict​: jill; decent sister, would recommend. amber trash, still nice tho!!!!! u spend every waking hour with jordan and u like never talk to me irl now lmao but that ok ig!!!!!

@hwaiting-hoe: aaaa katie omg i followed u from my old blog like a year ago when you were jacksons-smile!!!! ur one of my oldest mutuals n ily!! i’m slowly becoming an nctzen because of u lol

@locke-writes​: noah!!!! i cant even really put into words what i think of you really ily!!!! i’ve been slowly listening to green day bit by bit!! still getting around to those tags lol! my most treasured mutual!!!!!!! actually stuck with me through all that svu drama! thank you!!

@moonnib​: nicole!! skdfhkjd i remember when u followed me back i was over the moon omg!! a lil while back u had an anon from toronto and!! thats me so yeah hello!!!! small world eh haha,, anyway aaaa i lov ur blog!!

@nohtaehyun​: taylor!!! u replied to my arohaselcaday last month i cried ur so sweet and like heCK how did u get that url omg!!! ur profile pic is so cute i just :)))))

@parkjinchu​: aaaaaaa mary omg my favourite blog??? my favourite writer?????? yes!!!! oh the stars shine is so cute i’m such trash for jincha aaa,, i havent got around to commenting on it yet but expect a lengthy comment from me at some point haha!! ily!!!

@shortview​: the only man i love!!! rocky who?? sorry if i talk to u a bit too much i dont know why i overshare everything but hey!! a Good Artist!!!!!! ur so nice to me i dont deserve it lmao!! king of giving me advice when fucksdfj rain triggers me lol,, n like maybe we could hang out over the summer??? idk? my most beautiful friend!!


in conclusion

i’m just like???? gay for rocky constantly and somehow i have followers???????? what? anyway!! y’all feel free to drop by my inbox or like leave me a message or something! i’m nice i swear lol, not to best at holding a conversation but i’m still friendly hah,,, talk to me about jincha, myungha and MOONROCK omg also i love hotshot…… theyre very….. important to me… and topp dogg ;; i miss them… i hope that pic at the top isnt an eyesore, obviously graphic design is my passion lmao

High School Musical 2 in a Nutshell

Everyone: summer
Everyone: summer
Everyone: summer
Everyone: summer jobs
Kelsey: grow
Sharpay: turkey from maine
Troy: hire my friends pls
Jason: wtf i just burned this guys toast
Taylor: the boss is such a creep
Gabriella: ok guys break it up
Kelsey: na na naaa na
Troy: you are gonna get sooo WEEEEEET
Sprinklers: haha fuk u guys
Chad: i dont dance
Ryan: pls
Chad: ok
Gabriella: nice water aerobies oldies
Sharpay: DADDYYYYYYY
Daddy:
Chad: were like brothers since pre k dude
Troy: fuk u
Gabriella: the plan is always rearranged
Troy: what about us
Gabriella: i never liked this necklace anyway
Sharpay: youre just jealous cuz i won
Gabriella: i don’t wanna play wtf!!!!
Troy: its no good at all, to see yourself and n
Troy: woah this reflection is uncanny
Troy: im not gonna stop notgonnastoptilligetmyshot
Sharpay: humu humu’s back on
Ryan: lol nope
Troy: once in a lifetime
Troy: IS THAT GABBY
Gabby: hi sorry can I have my necklace back
Miley Cyrus: CAMEOS R FUN

i didnt wanna have to do this.. coz 1. spoilers and 2. it’s been 6 hours and I’m still emotional. but i need to yell about hwarang for a sec okay.

SPOILERS DONT READ ON IF U HAVENT WATCHED EPISODE 18:

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I struggled with the plot for this one but hopefully this one was alright. I didn’t quite know how to make a good scenario in which Loki could be jealous but hopefully it was subtle enough that I covered it over with some angst. Plus FRIGGA BEING A LOVELY MUM WHO JUST KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE THING EVER. For floating-balloon, I hope it was what you were looking for. Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt: Something with Loki maybe I’m ok so Thor and u r really close friends and at first Loki doesn’t care but he sees how close u and Thor can get and like playful flirting and he jets jealous idk if ya want

“My Best Friend’s Brother”

“Higher, Thor. Higher!” You cried. The God’s hands were on your waist and he had lifted you with ease into the air but still your fingertips were just a bit shy of the black pear.
“If I lift you any higher, you shall fall.” He laughed from underneath you.
“Loki! Come and help us.” You called out to the Trickster God who was sitting at the base of the tree with a book in his hand. Rolling his eyes, he looked up and sighed.

“I shall not be partaking in such foolish activities.” He muttered. Thor nudged him with this foot whilst still trying to hold you in the air.
“Come now brother, do not deny us your services.”
“I find it curious that you still insist upon my assistance despite my most blatant refusal.” Loki slammed his book shut to make a statement before standing and walking off. He had been reading so peacefully until Thor and his friend had arrived. The two had known each other for countless years and always seemed to be in each other’s company – he only wished that they could do so without disturbing. On their own, they were tolerable, the woman more so, but together they were a barrage of laughter and playfulness that Loki just couldn’t stand.

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150!!

heyyo pals, i hit 150 followers today!

i’m v v happy and grateful that you all decided to follow me! so, now i’m gonna do the thing that everyone does when they hit a milestone! talk about mutuals n stuff!! yay!!

i’m gonna start off with the mutuals that i’ve kinda befriended (but ples come talk to me, whoever u are!!):

@alienenthusiast , rylan, my bab, ily sm. you’re amazing and i love you and you’re so nice and i love talking to you, words can’t explain how much you mean to me, okokok but i lov u alot ok

@insecurefairy . ingrid!! i think you were the first person i talked to and befriended on here! you’re incredible, you’re so kind and ily and i wanna talk to you more !!!!

@pinkelephantsandoreos , emma! i haven’t talked to you alot, but i rly want to!! you’re super nice and ye i like you pls talk to me! (if u wanna hha)

@haleykinz , haley, i’m deciding that we’re friends now, even tho we don’t talk alot, we’re friend now. you’re so talented and NICE and you’re a really good person and your blog is A+++ fren, i like it alot

alright. i think that’s all the mutuals that i’ve kinda befriended, i’m so so sorry if i forgot anyone!!! i lov u all ok

aaannnnndddd so here’s all my mutuals! you’re all wonderful people <3

@i-will-make-you-howell , @starskyhowell , @allyourdreamsaremade , @boris-from-the-castle , @curlyboye , @majesticphans , @ellaspeakman19 , @weathrvane , @ittybittyraincloud , @salemhowell , @cerebraltyler , @dammitdanielhowell , @step-aside-peasants , @stargazingphan , @vividhowell , @sumbody-once-told-me , @adorkablephil , @punklester , @danshine , @phanbliss , @allthestarsalligned , @bagueddy , @raincloudlester , @golddustphan , @princephil , @magiccereal , @1missgreen5 , @sleep-is-my-lover , @imfilmingyou !!

gdesertsand  asked:

• Lovino and Antonio only know each other as fanfiction writers and not in real life. They were friends as writers but strangers in reality. So how things will go if one day Antonio catch a glimpse of what his favorite customer (he is a waiter in a café) writing about and it turns out it is the new chapter of his friend’s ongoing story? (Thank you again!)

This is essentially a text-fic! I didn’t know they could be so hard to write, but they are, man. With all that formatting. *Shudder*. But it was still fun and I’ve been meaning to write a text fic for AGES. 

tomato-turtles: Antonio
lovirage: Lovino
actual-prussian-badass: Gilbert
fancy-fucking-francis: Francis
actualsunshine: Feliciano

EDIT: I forgot to add, for the sake of this fic, let’s assume the two are writers in the Harry Potter fandom, mostly because Harry Potter is a well-known universe and it won’t confuse anyone. Also, let’s assume that they’re both Remus/Sirius shippers, because that pairing is cool. 


Antonio always dropped in his customary ‘good morning’ in the Tumblr chat. Lovi used to get super annoyed initially, but now he just played along. Antonio suspected Lovi looked forward to his good mornings. 

tomato-turtles: hi lovi!! how are ya

lovirage: hey tt. 

He always called Antonio ‘tt’, short for Tomato Turtles: his name on AO3, fanfiction.net, and of course, Tumblr. 

tomato-turtles: i reread your new chapter after you told me you were worried about it
tomato-turtles: and it’s so cute!! really youre such a good writer <3 

lovirage: thanks. 

tomato-turtles: why were you so worried about it anyway

lovirage: i got a fucking flame comment saying i needed to get hit by a bus and stop writing 

tomato-turtles: WHAT NO 
tomato-turtles: WHO IS THIS 
tomato-turtles: I WILL FIND THEM AND HURT THEM

lovirage: relax tt. i don’t really care, i deleted the review
lovirage:
but it still made me worried that maybe the new update for my fic sucked

tomato-turtles: IT DOES NOT. IT’S SO CUTE

lovirage: good to know
lovirage: hows your morning going
 

tomato-turtles: mmh the same really. getting ready for work
tomato-turtles: im putting in a couple of extra hours this week because i want to go on a roadtrip with gil and francis over the weekend

lovirage: these friends of yours, they seem crazy. theyre the same ones that got drunk and spray painted moustaches onto every fashion hoarding they could reach?                                                                                                           

tomato-turtles: they never got caught for that lol
tomato-turtles: what are you gonna be doing today? 

lovirage: idk it’s a saturday so i’ll probably just sleep some more
lovirage: maybe write the new update

tomato-turtles: A NEW UPDATE ALREADY? YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

lovirage: calm down tt 
lovirage: i’m just keen to add a plot twist

tomato-turtles: oh god no

lovirage: what?

tomato-turtles: your “plot twists” always involve someone dying 

lovirage: that is not true

tomato-turtles: IN YOUR FIC “EVER AFTER” YOU BASICALLY GAVE SIRIUS CANCER 

 lovirage: BUT I CURED HIM

tomato-turtles: YES BUT YOU MADE HIM SUFFER. AND YOU MADE ME SUFFER

lovirage: *sends gif with evil laugh*
lovirage: …and my cute fic is going to become…dark

tomato-turtles: ughhhhh i hate you

lovirage: really now? 

tomato-turtles: ok no i love you tbh but like
tomato-turtles: can you let my children live in peace

lovirage: HELLO EXCUSE ME, but YOU wrote that fic “SPEAKING OF SUNFLOWERS” and you fucking tortured remus with crucio until he lost his mind and I was screaming and crying 
lovirage: CONSIDER THIS REVENGE

tomato-turtles: we write such dark fics
tomato-turtles: we should collab on something funny!! fluffy!! 

lovirage: good idea. maybe soon

tomato-turtles: anyway i gotta go to work! bye lovi have a nice day :D <3

lovirage: bye tt 


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