and my contacts

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[3/24/17 Tweet Translation]

Let’s make this pose popular 💓 [see 1st picture]
「Doi〜♫ Doi〜♫ Doi Kazumi〜 ☝︎ 」

Aim for a major debut  💓

I received a cake from a member of Amatou Danshi [lit: Sweet-Tooth Boys, a singing group Yuusaku is in], and I ate it with everyone  ✨
I made Dancer Riku-kun, Students Tooru-kun, Soui-kun, and Rui-kun, and Teacher Kanzan-san say “aaaaa” and open their mouths to feed them  💓

(@YUUSAKUSATO)


Link to the Twitter video he posted today: (x)
It’s just Yuusaku with the supporting actors all going “yay~” etc. so I’m not doing an actual translation for it.

  • thrawn: your combat skills are limited by your training at the imperial academy, as expected.
  • kallus: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t 👎. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ sHit👌 across the USA and your IP is being traced right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔, so ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯, you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔ and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 👌👌shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 .

*me, after a guy trying to get my contact information makes me so anxious i start thinking about girls hitting on me to cope* ah………………. this must be… that…………… internalized heterophobia……………………………………………………………… kicking in……………………….. 

Dan and Phil and Editing Choices

The thing I love about the latest gaming video and the contact lens incident was the editing choices. Instead of having Phil say, “Oh, my contact lens fell out,” then cutting to him leaving, then cutting to him coming back in wearing glasses, they kept in the whole concerned!Dan gazing into his eye to help identify the problem, then kept in Dan’s relaxed solo rambling while Phil was dealing with the issue, then kept in the discussion afterward about what had happened.

I mean … what does Phil’s contact lens crisis have to do with the game they played? Nothing. And it wasn’t particularly hysterical or anything, so there’s no reason to keep it in purely for lolz. And they’d already finished playing the game. So all of that footage of Dan helping Phil and then being all fluffy while he waited for Phil to come back … that was all a conscious choice to leave in during the editing process. It was like a window into a private part of their lives, with Phil in discomfort and Dan trying to help him. It was very sweet, and completely unnecessary to the flow of the video.

I wonder why they chose to keep it in. It felt very different from the completely game- and lol-oriented editing of their other gaming vids. I keep imagining them at the editing computer, making these choices, but I can’t imagine what was going on in their heads.

I like it, though. I thought it was adorable.

👋Hey guys😘HAPPY FRIDAY 🎉

Hey everybody just wanted to wish everyone a happy weekend 😁 I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while I know I’ve been slacking lol I’ll definitely be posting some new stuff soon so keep your eyes open 👀 and YES I’m available tonight and I will be all weekend so if you’d like to hang out just shoot me a text📱💬 and remember guys I have a new number now it’s ❤️615-497-3912❤️ my old number is still working for the time being so you can still reach me on it I’m just trying to get my new number out there before my contact is up I really don’t want to sign on for another year 🗓 lol

  • Leo: Can’t we have a little fun? Remember that time Victor and Yuuri spent an entire hour in the bathroom at a press conference?
  • Guang-Hong: Yes, but wasn’t that because Yuuri lost a contact lens?
  • Leo: You’re so cute.