aka that buzz.feed unsolved serial killer!shane fic i only mentioned writing to like two people, no one is here for this but i’m posting it anyway pairing: lowkey shane/ryan rating: probably T? maybe M? there’s a severed head involved but no graphic descriptions of violence content: mentions of murder, like i said there’s an instance of a severed head, this gets a lot more comedic than you’d expect, shane eats cocoa puffs on ao3 excerpt:
“Ryan.” Shane breaks off and sits down again, slides his chair closer to Ryan’s, stares him down. “God, fuck, look at me, okay, I did this. I did this, this is my case, this is mine, everything you’re talking about—”
Ryan can’t help it: he laughs. It comes out a little anxiously, but it’s a laugh all the same, because Shane can’t really expect him to buy into this, right?
And Shane looks—well, murderous is either the wrong word or the right one. “I’m not kidding.”
“You really want me to believe—”
“You entertain all possible theories, right?” Shane says, exasperated and angry, and Ryan notices it’s the first time he’s ever said that seriously. “That’s what this stupid show is—that’s what you do. So entertain this one.”
All at once, it stops being funny. Something the size of a golf ball seems to lodge itself high in Ryan’s throat. He realizes it’s alarm, fear, a caged bird thrashing against the bars inside himself. He’s waiting for Shane to break, to burst into laughter, to say it’s all a stupid joke, but it doesn’t happen.
Mid-key wish Thiam would stop popping up in the Sterek tag on Instagram. Y'all seem like a great bunch; and I low-key ship it myself but it’s beginning to get tiring having to shift through Thiam masterpieces when you actually typed in ‘Sterek’ or 'SterekEdit’.
Hey! So, me and @princesandromeda are super excited about Take Your Marks and we miss this fandom, so we’re hoping to launch a Rarepair Exchange in time for TYM’s release. Anyone interested in joining?
There are two-faced people who look at you approvingly, watch your reports with interest,agree with you, accept an invitation to a closed community, but hate and resent on the back. It looks like this. “I
really did not want to do it, but I had no choice.” Well, so that say people
who betray or cheat. The person always has a choice. ALWAYS So I’m a sadist. I
probably forcibly bring everyone to my blog and forcibly read and watch my
reports. Everyone so does not want to do it, but I force it. (lol) And all my readers are
shy masochists who do not want to read me, but can’t tell me about it. Maybe my
followers afraid of punishment? (bakajanaidesuka) But two-faced people
feel himself clean and unblemished. They quietly watch the video of the
concerts, read the reports and continue to resent my actions. They justify
themselves by the fact that they need to know what is going on, so there is no
choice. Ah, again there is no choice. I already heard it somewhere. Maybe I tell my followers? “You have to read my
report a 1000 times and watch my video that your conscience does not allow you
to watch. Be sure to watch several times until you vomit from disgust!”. And then I forcibly
force to put me like and write a commentary on my posts. And then, where is my
whip? Somehow I’m completely broke. Are you not a funny?
It’s very funny to me! It’s funny that people do not understand what is this PR.
They do not understand that JE knows everything, but is calm about it. Because
it adds to the popularity of the guys. Whose clips are the most on the
Internet? Hey Say Jump! Who received the winter concerts? Hey Say Jump! Do not find a
connection? I think that is not given for you. Yes, I forgot one more
thing! I’m look like demon,
unlike them - such honestly and correctly ones who post on Twitter pictures of
paparazzi from weibo.
These pictures are made
from concerts illegal video just as they the same that are made by ordinary fans. But the fans share them
for free. The pictures on the weibo are
sold. You did not know about this? God, they rob Je! And you are their
accomplices! Call Johnny soon, he will become poor without your help! Why you repost these
photos and your friends too? retwit = twit - There
are no differences in the copyright of international law. Do you know these words? Of course, you do not
need! Clean and unblemished people themselves know what is right and what is
not right! They are sure that the luna-kis is evil and that’s all. Stuff your
feet! So, illegal paparazzi pics
from weibo posts everything (the ideal logic of the crowd), but translations of
video and reports from concerts has only luna-kis. let’s throw her stones! Exactly, why am I so
fool (or sadist - I do not know more)! In your mind your posts with papa-pics can’t
not illegal! Because clean and
unblemished people even defecating only roses. Therefore, let someone else be bad, but not you. For
example, must to be luna-kis. I now Japanese and mentality and I write
interesting reports. Please, give me to praise myself a little, because I look like
completely negative. luna-kis is very bad! She dared to say that
the guys who are 23-25 years old can have girlfriends. And she did not just
dare say it, the luna-kis forced to
listen to this information forcibly! I need to talk about the fact that they
had no choice? I think, and so it is clear. You really thought that
in their spare time boys sit and
embroider a cross? Well, that
is the rhetorical. You
don’t have to answer. And more. One of clean and unblemished person said me:
seriously, whoever leaked the information, you just ruined some people
happiness”. Okay! Be happy! You are could
completely kill my desire to translate reports and moments that never come out
on DVD. I will not stop doing
this, but no one will see it anymore and everything is thanks to you. Are you
happy? Be happy! I’m done, everybody can
so uuh i’m super into witchcraft so i thought this would be cool to do with my faves. i’m planning on drawing these but i’d be interested in seeing other people’s interpretations as well. so yeah!
(also holy heck toshi, destruction magic and a demonic cat familiar?? heck yeah??)