and mispelled words

Things that no one tells you before starting a new language

Everyone talks about the good parts of learning a new language and everyone is always so supportive if someone says they want to learn a new language so i thought to make a post about what you have to endure since out there are so many posts about the benefits you get from learning a language.

It’s not a piece of cake.

Whoever tells you that learning a language is easy… it’s lying! After a while, yes, everything gets easier but have you ever talked to someone who hit a plateau? or someone who is dealing with irregular verbs or prepositions? what about someone who learns kanji? have you asked your friend who learns French how they deal with all those grammatical exceptions? I can go on about this for a long time and many language learners can complain here with me about articles, cases, pronunciation etc.

It’s not easy to learn a language, but it’s worth it. 

You’ll lose your mind.

I’m honest here when i say that you will forget your native language, you will mix languages, you might never be able to think in your native language as you did once. This happens when you are upper-intermediate/advanced. Your mind got used to think in another language and you won’t be able to control when you will forget basic stuff in a language.

However, you need to experience this in order to understand how amazing it is. You aren’t going to be angry (frustrated sometimes), but proud because that it means you improved.

Your memory will be universal.

I really had no idea how to call this phenomen. You will read an article on Facebook for example and you won’t realize that you just read it in French and not your native language, however, when you’ll remember that article (after a month or 2 for example), you will only remember the info. You have 75% chances to forget in what language it was.

Again, this won’t make you angry but you’ll be fascinated by this.

Headches here, headaches there, headaches everywhere.

I’m not sure if i’m the only one but taking into consideration how big this community is, i hope i’m not; 

Have you every talked in 2-3 languages at once? I don’t mean to make a mixed sentence but to talk to someone in French, to your bestfriend in English and with your mom in Romanian? plus to listen to music in Spanish? (these languages are examples) In the end your brain burns and you mix all of them but before that you will be frustrated because code-switching. You’ll need a lot of time to switch languages and you’ll give yourself a headache in the end.

However, if you think of those 5-10 minutes where you succed to control all of these languages, that’s amazing and let’s be real, after a while you won’t be bothered by those headaches.

Your emotions rule!

Your progress is connected to your emotions and thoughts. I have 2 ways to prove this to you. In highschool i had classmates who thought that English was difficult, however, my teacher had a motivational speech that inspired a girl. She was in top 5 best students in only 3 months when she was in the top 5 worst students when we started highschool. She wanted to be better, she was confident and she was smart enough to admit when she needed help. Her thoughts were only positive stuff and that English is easy so she can learn. About my other point, when you feel relaxed, you succed because you are calm and you don’t worry so you can remember almost every rule/exception.

My point here is that you should always be confident in your skills and even if you have a hard time, be positive. You can overcome whatever that grammar book throws at you!

Motivation is your sweetest enemy!

You know that rush of adrenaline you feel when you start learning a language? You feel like you can conquer the world and you can master a language in 3 days! Guess what, that motivation breaks up with you after a couple of days. You will be occasionally motivated but what will make you move forward will be your discipline. You need to develop the habit of studying/learning without feeling motivated. (or just have a secret how to be motivated forever and i want that secret if you don’t mind sharing ;) )

Just remember that your discipline will save you when your motivation runs away. 

Screw the rules.

There isn’t a universal formula for learning languages. Everyone is different so everyone has their own way of learning/studying. You can try to use someone’s method but don’t think of it as a “rule”. The traditional learner is supposed to be solving exercises in a workbook and use books almost every single time when they want to learn something. If you don’t want that, change it. I’ve met learners who don’t touch grammar books, they preferred listening to others and picking up patterns. (my bestfriend is like this and i hate him so much! he learned Romanian in 1 year and a half because he kept watching videos) Also, i’ve met learners who like playing games like Duolingo, they have no notebook but they know the grammar rules just as well as someone who is in a class. And of course, there’s the traditional student with workbooks who is a master at solving exercises. And these aren’t the only types of learners, these are only the main ones.

My point is, respect how others are learning/studying, but experiment and find your own style, you got your own formula.

Are you grey?

I chose this title because when i was a beginner in Danish, i wanted to impress this one friend and instead of asking “how are you?” i asked if he’s grey because i mispelled a word. The idea is that you will make mistakes and some will be so funny that you will never forget them. You will be embarrassed for a while but after, you’re going to laugh too and you’ll realize how much you grow because of your mistakes.

Never be embarrassed of your mistakes, you’re learning and that’s the point in the end.

You’ll try to give up.

You will have so many reasons to give up. Maybe you thought it will be easier, maybe some irregular verbs are torturing you or maybe you hit a plateau, but in the end you will try not to. No one really complains a lot on tumblr (or any other social media actually) about the difficulties they have to face while learning but that doesn’t mean the other learners have a better time. Don’t be harsh with yourself when you have to deal with something difficult.

Always remember why you started and if you need help, look for someone who can help you. People don’t show their weaknesses but that doesn’t mean they don’t have them so someone will know how to help. You just have to look for solutions, not excuses.

I’m honestly SO DONE with Tumblr people trying to prove that whatever slang is “problematic” and thus unusable because it has a troubled history

LISTEN

YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Alright, well the word “okay”–which is the SINGLE MOST UNDERSTOOD WORD AROUND THE GLOBE–originated as this weird trend in Victorian times for making acronyms of intentionally mispelled words because dyslexia and learning disorders are hilarious. O.K. stands for “oll korrect.” So you’re making fun of people who can’t spell worth a shit whenever you use it. Don’t use “okay” unless you hate people with dyslexia and learning disorders!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think you realize how many words have FUCKED UP origins, but here’s a clue, it’s a fucking lot. Don’t play this game or you will wreck yourself when someone who actually knows this enters the game.

MBTI “types as” posts that should be done

mbti types as enzymes

mbti types as bees

mbti types as sharks

mbti types as midlife crisises

mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents

mbti types as manifestations of ennui

mbti types as star wars plotholes

mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise? 

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle 

mbti types as mbti types pretending to be other mbti types

Danny’s “Privilege”

He’s been criticized for this ever since Iron Fist dropped and I am so sick of it. In this post I am going to defend that Danny does not have privilege.

So he was born to wealthy white parents. From what we’ve seen and heard, they were good people. His life must’ve been great, and it was. Except for Ward, who basically tormented Danny. In IF 1x01, Danny says to Ward, “You were a dick as a kid, and you’re still a dick now. You used to lock me in the freezer at the Rand cafeteria. At one of the company picnics you put a dead frog in my sandwich. You would kick me in the balls every chance you had.” Two of those are physical abuse, and Ward is five years older than Danny and at some point knew that behavior was wrong. Yet clearly no one knew, as it went on and Danny’s parents would have stopped it.

Next, the plane crash at ten. He watches his mother die and finds his father’s corpse, he is the only survivor. That’s awful enough on its own. Of course he’s taken in by monks of K'un-Lun, who aren’t the great people Danny sometimes says they are. In 1x03, he says to Joy (apologizes in advance for the mispelled Chinese words, I did it phonetically)

Danny: “Everyone there, and I mean everyone, said there was no way a shaoguilou like me could do it.”

Joy: “Shaoguilou?”

Danny: “Yeah, it sort of means like an ‘outsider’. It’s what they called me.”

Joy: “Sounds kind of mean.”

Danny: “Sort of cool too. Besides, it just made me want the job more.”

Joy: “Yeah, sure, I get that.”

Danny: “So problem was, I never thought through why I wanted this job. I mistook my stubborn will for a sense of destiny or something. I never really counted the cost of what it might mean for my life.”

Joy: “You got the job?”

Danny: “Yeah. I fought the whole way for it. I earned it.”

He was called an outsider by the people who saved his life, and basically decided to become the Iron Fist to prove himself. These were the only people he was around. Sure, Davos seemed nice enough and he had fond memories, but that doesn’t change how harsh that was to a traumatized kid. He thought the only way to get them to really care for and accept him was to become the Iron Fist and serve them for all his life guarding a cold pass. Let that sink in.He continues to describe his daily routine to Joy as “First off, my room was nothing like this. Six by six. A dirty mat on the floor. I had a blanket, you know. A literal pot to piss in. Every morning I’d walk a mile uphill with jugs the size of my abdomen just to get me and my surfu’s daily ration of water. That was the easy part. Then it was training, all day every day. When we weren’t training it was fighting, sparring. Every moment was a struggle. Failure led to a beating. Victory led to the next fighting style, the next lesson.”

Joy: “Sounds like abuse.”

Danny: “Well, it made me what I am today.”

“Failure resulted in a beating” “Every moment was a struggle”. That’s not a healthy life at all, especially for a traumatized child to grow up in. Oh, about that trauma, they basically taught him to repress it and never actually confront and heal from it, as a drug-induced vision of his mentor tells him “Grief is weakness”. Joy rightfully calls it abuse, and he looks uncomfortable and avoids it. He says “It made me what I am today”. Not who, what. He has been told he is an outsider, trained to serve and fight the Hand for them, culminating in him becoming the Iron Fist, the ultimate weapon and slave. No wonder his name means so much to him, they basically objectified him. Yet he remains loyal to them, and that actually makes sense too. They saved his life and he probably feels immense gratitude and debt towards them.

Danny Rand did not have a perfect, privileged life. The first ten years were much easier than the later years, yes, but he still suffered. So don’t throw that “he’s an entitled white boy” crap at me.

Oh yeah, and what Luke tells him about beating up that kid? Danny didn’t know he was just a Harlem kid, Danny just knew he worked for the Hand. And we know how deceptive the Hand can be, Danny more so. He probably thought the “I don’t know” were lies.

So take your Danny Rand hate elsewhere, he is a hero who deserves to be loved and protected.

I love rawness so much. Falsely started sentences, mispelled words, things that you cannot say, that you have no words for. The way a person’s voice cracks up when he sings. The way you see wrinkles beneath the eyes of someone older each time she smiles. It makes me believe that everything doesn’t have to be perfect, but it’s fine. It is what makes us all human. Unfiltered. Honest. It makes me believe in life again, reminding me that there are still a lot of beautiful things left in this world.
—  Rej Jaen

Commenting on Fanfic: A how-to guide for not being an asshole. Even unintentionally.

You’ve just read a fanfic that has left an indelible impression, and the siren song of the comment box is calling your name. It begs for you to send your opinion to the author… but should you? Are your thoughts really helpful or encouraging or even all that important?

Well… lets break it down! What do you want to say, and should you say it? And if you should, what should you say?

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I want to flail at them because their writing is amazing! My comment would be nothing but effuse praise and adulation.

Full speed ahead, captain! By all means! You post that comment! Write for days! There is not enough positive feedback in all the world if you’re a fanfic author. We drink that shit up like it’s the blood of the innocent.

And if you feel awkward about commenting on explicit fic, don’t fret. We’ve all been there. Don’t do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, but if you want to say something positive about an explicit work, go for it! We wrote explicit fic. We know why you’re here.

Something to consider: While, “THIS IS AMAZING! FLAILING FOREVER! THANK YOU!” is an awesome compliment to receive, it isn’t the same as positive feedback. If you’d like to have a bigger impact on an author that you really enjoy, comment with something specific about their writing and how it moved you. 

- “I liked the way you decribed <specific thing here>. It made me feel like I was part of the story.”

- “Your word choice here was amazing!” 

- “ *cut and paste a small section of dialogue or action* This was my favorite part.”

This is not necessary by any means. Flail-comments are still the greatest thing ever, and are the best part of any writer’s day. It’s not a matter of one being better than the other. It’s about what sort of impact you want to have on the writer. Praise and flailing are ego and mood boosters and are sure to help us keep writing, and writing more of what you like. Specific positive feedback is a great way to help a writer find and improve their voice when writing. 

And “thank you” is always nice. It’s good to acknowledge that fic writers do this on their free time, and let them know that you appreciate it.

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This fic is amazing and I want to encourage updates or ask when it will be updated!

Tread carefully here. While on one hand, you could simply be meaning to encourage a writer to keep writing, but I know a lot of writers (particularly who start publishing before they are finished) that get anxious over requests for updates. Be mindful of your wording, and be sure you tell the author that you’re enjoying the work. Keep it positive and encouraging. 

Remember that fanfic authors have lives outside of writing fic. There may be some real world obstacles in the way of their fic writing, and guilting them about updates will not help. And in fact, it may hinder their ability to write. Not everyone responds well under pressure when it comes to creative outlets.

Something to consider: Pair your request with compliments! And avoid outright demands for updates.

Do: “This story is so amazing. I really love your pacing throughout the chapters. The suspense is amazing. I can’t wait for more! Thank you so much for writing!”

Don’t: “When are you updating? I’m dying here!” or “Update soon !!!”

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Eeek! This fic I really love has a typo/grammatical error! Can I tell the author in a comment?

Pause for a moment! We are now treading into the dangerous land of uninvited criticism. While your intentions are no doubt good, this could very very easily be taken the wrong way. Or just flat unwanted for whatever reason. This is criticism that is coming quite possibly from a total stranger. There are a few things to consider.

First, check the author’s notes on the fic itself. Do they state that it’s unbetaed and invite corrections? Some do! Myself included when I publish something that has been edited by no one but myself. I know I miss things. When this is the case, I always put an invitation for corrections in my author’s notes, and many other fic writers do the same. Or they put it in their author bio on their main page. 

If you see no explicit invitation for corrections, do not do it. It’s as simple as that. I don’t care how egregious the errors are. It is quite simply not your place.

If you do see an invitation for corrections, a few steps are advised. First, go leave a comment on the fic. Make no mention of the corrections there. Just let them know you enjoyed it and thank them for their work. Then, send them a private message, not anonymously, with a gentle wording of the correction. Don’t do this in a comment that everyone can see. There’s no need to be exhaustive if you’ve caught a lot of errors. Sometimes just one or two corrections are enough to make an author go back through with a fine-toothed comb themselves. Then, thank them again in the private message and lay on a compliment or two there as well.  Again… this is not their day job, nor are you their writing professor.

Do: In a private message, “Hi AmazingAuthorPerson! I absolutely loved your fic “Fic from the Pairing X.” You invited spelling corrections in your author notes, and I wanted to let you know that this word was mispelled here.” *copy/paste line where mispelling takes place* “Your work is incredible. Thank you so much for taking the time to write and share with us! Sincerely, PoliteReaderPerson.”

Don’t: In a public comment, “I found errors X, Y, Z, AA, BB, and CC.”

Something to do instead: If you’ve got a good eye for editing, and you’re really interested in helping out fanfiction writers, consider becoming a beta reader. I see requests for beta readers all the time, particularly from people writing in their second/third/fiftyseventh language, and some of the more established fandoms have lists of beta readers. Just know that this can sometimes mean forming a relationship with a writer that goes beyond just comments on their work. Part of what makes unsolicited corrections icky is that they’re coming from total strangers.

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The author did not appropriately tag something! Can I tell them?

This is a similar situation to the above scenario with corrections. Even though you may not feel like it be careful, especially with your wording. 

First, consider if there’s something seriously misleading going on? Is the maturity rating wrong? Did they fail to tag triggering material that would have been important to you to know about for safety reasons? 

If it truly is something serious, especially regarding triggering material, very gently tell them using the same method as for corrections. And remember that even though you might be upset, aiming that negativity at the author for what might be an honest mistake or just flat ignorance about tagging is not helpful in the long run.

Do:  “Hi AmazingAuthorPerson! I really appreciate that you take the time to write fanfiction for our fandom. In your fic, “Character Has a Bad Day” there is a scene that contains XYZ triggering material, but the fic is not tagged as containing XYZ material. Would you please update your tags so that your readers can be aware if they need to be? Thank you again for your work! Sincerely, PoliteReaderPerson.”

Don’t: Flame or even shame them in a public comment. Or be rude or angry in the private message. 

Regardless of what the author’s response is, move on with your life. You’re not the fandom police. 

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Oh no! I just read a fic and I didn’t like the pairing/ending/a plot twist! I with they had done something else! I need to tell the author!

No, you don’t. 

It’s as simple as that so let me repeat it.

No, you don’t.

Here is where we get into the most valuable tool in a fic-reader’s commenting arsenal. 

Not Commenting.

Yes, it’s true! The option exists to just not comment. You can read something, not like it, and then move on with your life! 

Odds are good the author chose to write what they did for a reason that is personal to them. The idea of changing canon, keeping to canon, shipping a pair, not shipping a pair, or whatever it was spoke to them and they wanted to explore it. Or it was a request from a friend! Regardless, let them do so in peace. 

Or go write your take on the same pairing and write it how you think it should be done. I’ll be honest, I’ve read some fanfic where I’ve gone… “Yeah, I don’t know that I like that. I think I would like this better.” And then I go write it! Or at least bat the idea around awhile until it’s out of my system. Hell… isn’t that what fix-it-fics and non-canon-compliant actually is?

Do: Click the little “x” window. Go read a favorite fic you do like. Leave another positive comment for that author. 

Don’t: Leave negative comments.

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That’s the ultimate takeaway here folks. Negative comments are not helpful to fic writers. Full stop. If you feel the author needs to know you didn’t like something, particularly if it has to do with what they chose to write about, or how they chose to portray a character/pairing, I would ask you this:

Why does the author need to know? 

Why does the author need to know about your personal tastes in fandom/fanfiction? Especially if it doesn’t include what they are writing. They aren’t here to cater to you and your personal tastes. That is what fic commissioning is for. That’s what tagging is for. So we all can find what we want to enjoy.

So enjoy things. And let other people enjoy things. And most importantly, let authors enjoy writing the things they feel moved to write about.

This has been a public service announcement.

*vanishes in a puff of feathers and caffeine.*

Keep The Door Open_ Zach Dempsey x Reader (Justin Foley’s sister)

So I’m french and start Tumblr two weeks ago I think. And I discover this amazing things called “Imagines” and just fell into it. And then, I decide to write one. So since I’m french, you can guess that English isn’t my first language so I excuse myself for all the mispelled word and everything. Hope you will enjoyed.


Warning: None, except the fact that I love Zach so much.


Originally posted by love-me-like-this

      You know it’s bad. Or not. All you know, the only things your brain is capable of process for the moment is how good Zach Dempsey is a kisser. And you can totally deal with it. Because you’re kissing him back. In your bedroom, on your bed. Two feet away from your brother’s room, your boyfriend’s best friend. Yeah, you know how mess up it sound but you like Zach since Justin came back home one day with him. He is an old crush, and you were okay with keep it a secret since you were incapable to talk to him without babbling stupidly. So you really didn’t though he liked you back. That was completely impossible. That why you thought he was messing with you when he asked you out, you thought your brother was trying to mock you because you win at basketball against him the night before. And you specially didn’t believe Zach because he asked you in school where a dozen of students could have see you or heard you. But he keep asking, and you finally say yes. And now, that’s exactly what you’ve been doing since three months. Hiding and making out like horny teenagers.

           You and Zach wanted to go public but both of you were a little scared by the reaction of Justin when he will learned the truth. So you kept it quiet waiting for the right moment. But with all the mess with Hannah Baker’s tape (yes you knew about it, she wasn’t your friend but you liked her, and learning you brother and boyfriend play a role in her death wasn’t easy to deal with. Especially with the Bryce’s tape), and Jessica breaking up with him; your brother wasn’t in the right shape to deal with anything.

           Zach moves to your jugular, kissing you. He always makes you so lost after a make out session. For hours you could still feels his breath on your neck, the shape of his lips or his scent on your close. It’s like he has a super power, making you hot and lost and only capable to think about him for the next hours.

“Zach?”

He keeps kissing you, ignoring your voice.

“Zach? Baby?”

Your right hand is playing with his hair, loving how soft they are.

“Hmmmm?”

You smiled a little, knowing he trying to ignore you because he’s already know what you’re going to tell him.

“You know you can’t leave mark here.”

He’s finally leaving your neck to look you in the eyes.

“Why are you always breaking my heart Y/N?”

He’s pouting like a three years old who didn’t get the toys he wants. It’s look so cute that you can’t repress the urge to kiss him and changing place on the bed to be on top.

“First because Justin doesn’t know about us and I really don’t want to have this weird conversation with him at breakfast. And two, because i don’t like it. I always saw hickey like marks.”

“That was it is Babe. Love marks.”

He kiss you again making you speechless for a few second. But your hands find their way to his torso and push him back to the mattress holding him.

“But I just find them disturbing you know, like suddenly you were just on objects that someone own. And everyone is judging you, talking behind you back. Making you feeling bad and awful. Sometimes, i see girl with hickeys on their neck, next to their boyfriend. They should look happy, but their eyes are filled with  fear, but they have to pretend because that’s why their boyfriend expected them to do. They controlling their lives. And I don’t want that.”

You know you speak without thinking, because after you finished, Zach hands fell from your hips and his eyes looks hurt.

“Do you really think so low of me Y/N? Do you think I want to put on hickey on your neck only to treat you like shit? Really? After I run after you for a month, asking you repeatedly on a date when you just keep rejecting me? You must be fucking kidding me.”

Zach push you back on the other side of the bed, collecting his things. You’re so lost by how things went to hell in a few second that your brain doesn’t register with the actual situation right away. But just before he reach the door you push him against it kissing him like your life depends on it. Because it is, you love Zach fucking Dempsey so much that you cannot live with him leaving your room without knowing if it will be okay between you two. Your hands are behind his back trying to draw him towards you (with the height difference it’s not really easy to kiss him without holding him) you’re trying to show him how sorry you are for hurting him, showing him how much you care about him. You can feel how much he cares about you. His hands travels along your back till it stop after your ass to carry you. Letting you be has his height. He push you back to the door and kissing you like he’s going to die tomorrow.

After you’re both breathless from the kiss, you try to make you look at him.

“Zach, I didn’t want to hurt you. I’m sorry but it’s not okay if you leave every time I going to hurt you. Because I’m going to do it, even if I don’t want too. So you need to tell me, explain me your point of view. I don’t know the world. I only know what I thinking, what I believe in. What I love.” You’re caressing his face, lightly on his cheeks trying to erase all the wrong that have be done to him. “I love you Zachary Shan-Yung Dempsey and I’m not going anywhere.”

You’re the first one of the two of you to tell the word Love. And you’re really trying to not freak out at the moment because yes, you know you love him, you’re probably love him since the first smile he address you but you just said it out loud without knowing if he feels the same about you.

“I was supposed to say it first. I love you Y/N Foley. More than you could ever know. And I don’t want to mark you to control you. I want to mark you because I love you. And maybe because I want to show everyone that you’re mine and only mine. I want the world to know that you’re my girlfriend, and that I love you. I want to show to all the boys who look at you that you’re mine. You’re my girlfriend.”

“A little possessive, don’t you think darling?” You laugh at his smile, and kiss him again.

“Don’t say to me Y/N, that you don’t want to leave a mark on my body letting know to all the girl, the cheerleader and other that I’m yours.” You shift in his arms.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You mumble.

“You think I don’t see the jealousy in your eyes when I shots and Ellia from the cheers can’t stop touching me?”

“It’s not Ellia it’s Hailey.” And you know you fall just right into his trap. “Okay, you’re right Dempsey, maybe I’m a little jealous when a girl can’t stop touching you even if I right here”

“She doesn’t mean a thing to me babe. And it’s okay to be jealous. I am too, when I see you with Clay and Tony talking about things that make you laugh and smile.”

“Most of the time we talked about movies or music. Sometimes about Hannah.” You see how his eyes get lost for a second when he hears her name. “And about Skye too.”

“Skye, the dark weird girl? Who works at Monet’s?”

“Yeah, and she’s not weird. She actually really fun and interesting to talk to. I like her.”

“But why do you talk about her with her other friend.” You don’t respond right away, trying to know if it’s okay to talk about Skye with Zach.

“Babe?” You look back at him and shy a little.

“You can’t tell anyone about it. If Tony or Clay learns about it, they’re going to kill you.”

“I’m not really scared about Jensen babe.”

“It’s funny how you say nothing about Tony.” You smile a little when he hides himself in your neck. “Okay, you see, Clay discover she’s not well, and we think she could be a little depressive. So we try to talk about thing we find in her comportment that could be different before it’s too late.”

“You think she would… Like Hannah..?”He can’t say the word and your heart break a little when you see him like that.

“It’s a possibility; we want to be sure about it. We just trying to know if she keeps hurting herself and it’s freaking me out because if she does that means she could do other things and she became one of my closest friend, who know about you and me by the way.” Zach doesn’t let you finish.

“What? She knows about us? I thought we keep it quiet!”

“Okay, don’t get mad baby, but Tony and Clay know too.”

“You must be kidding me, you tell your friends but I can’t tell to my best friend about you!”

You kiss his lips, just because you want it.

“You can’t tell your best friend, because your best friend is my brother who going to kill every boy who get close to his sister. I doesn’t want to get you kill just because you kiss perfectly.” You wink at him before he gets the chance to pretend he’s hurt by what you said. He kiss you on the cheeks “I should go to see Justin. It’s been almost an hour I’m here, and he going to start asking question.”

           You know he’s right, but you’re incapable to let him go. but before you could kiss him goodbye, someone is beating at your door like maniac.

“Y/N why can’t I come in? Why your door is close? Mom wants to see you and ask you to come downstairs!”

“Two seconds Justin” You screamed back at him, trying to decide where you going to hide your giant boyfriend. You look to the window but it’s raining too hard to let him there for a few minutes without letting him catch a cold or worse and with their big game tonight you just can’t.

“Go to the closet. Hurry, please.”

“Y/N!” Yells your brother behind the door.

“God Justin, I’m coming!” You open the door and look right at him.”What do you want, because we both know mom isn’t here.”

“Why your door is closed in a Saturday morning at ten?” You’re trying to think fast, making up something.

“I was working on your birthday present.”

“My birthday is in four month Y/N…”

“Yeah, I know that dummy. It just I got an idea and I prefer do it right now that being late.”

“Then, can I see it?”

“Like you said, your birthday is in four month. You’re going to have to wait. Thank to stopped by but i would like to continue so if you could, leave.” You’re showing him the door before something bad happen and he discovers Zach.

“Why Zach’s jacket is here?” Yeah, something bad like that.

“Humm, he gives it to me last night.”

“Last night?”

“Hmhmmm.”

“We were together last night Y/N. Playing basketball, and you were at home, studying.”

“But you came home. And I got to bed. But I had a nightmare and go for a walk. He saw me and keeps me company till I was ready to go back to bed.”

“Y/N, you’re always coming to me when you have a nightmare.”

“I know, but you look so peaceful that i couldn’t wake you.”

Okay, you didn’t go for a walk last night, but you did have a nightmare. So you’re not completely lying to your big brother right now.

He give you a hug before he got to the door and you release a breath you didn’t know you were holding.

“Tell Zach that I’m waiting for him in my room, and, please Y/N don’t hide him in your closet again or he gonna to be stuck in here one day.”

“Yeah, alright Jus’ I will tell him. Wait what?” He smiles at you like you’re the most funny thing he see in his life.

“You have a hickey on your neck and Zach’s car is parked in front of the house since an hour. And yes, we’re going to have a talk about him being your boyfriend and both of you hiding it from me but I’m happy for you guys.”

You look at him, trying to know if it just a joke or if he really just guess the entire thing right.

“How did you know he’s in the closet?”

“Because the door is closed Y/N. And you’re so scared of monsters since you’re a child that you’re incapable to close it. And thank you but I’m not stupid, I perfectly see how you look at each other.” He turns to the closet before adding “Zach, I’m waiting for you in my room. We don’t have all day so hurry up.”

You can hear your boyfriend’s voice telling him he will meet him there before Justin finally leaves your room letting you speechless.

“Look babe, it seems it didn’t turn up so bad. But I’m going to see him and make sure he’s okay with it. See you later.”

You don’t even see Zach leaving because you’re trying to understand how this could have happen in less than three minutes without you seeing it. The next things you do is calling Skye to tell her everything.


AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10952487

I finally got my Covenant novelisation btw and I’m sitting here wondering about the word “allgegenvartig”

Does it really exist in the English language? because the internet doesn’t know it. Or did they just take a German word and mispell it? Or is it from Yiddish?

Like I googled it but one of the first hits is…the Covenant novel. What is this?

anonymous asked:

can i request headcanons (or whatever you see fit tbh) of jotaro, giorno, and rohan listening to his crush or s/o speaking another language that isn't the one they speak to them or their native tongue? i hope i explained myself ;w;

YES!!! I did undestand, don’t worry! Or i think i did? 

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Jotaro:

-He would think that it’s actually quite cool that they can speak a different language! The first time he heard them talk on it, he would try to guess which one was it. And would fail.

-Though it would annoy him quite a lot if they were just having a chit chat and they start saying non sense in other language. “Didn’t your mother told you it’s rude to do that? Good grief, i can’t get half of what you’re saying.”

-But in secret, he would try and start studying said language! He is very smart and would learn a lot of it in no time. 

-So next time they wanna play funny by talking to them in other language he will surpise them by answering back!

-If they ever get tongue tied or mispell a word, he would teasingly tell them “Hm? was that something on that other language?”


Rohan:

-He would look at them with a ‘not bad’ expression. He thinks that it’s actually quite elegant that they can speak another language, it gives them an air of a cultured person.

-Depending on the language, Rohan may talk with them in it too. He has quite a lot of knowledge on foreign tongues after all.

-Just because he is like a kid, after they tell him they can talk a language that he doesn’t know he is like “Well, i can talk FOUR languages that you don’t speak.”

-He would learn the insults on the language they speak. That’s all he needs.

“Rohan can you actually speak it?” “No i just know how to say ass.”

-When he hears them directing to him in that other tongue, he looks at them,squinting his eyes. “Are you insulting me, perhaps?”


Giorno:

-He thinks it’s absolutely wonderful that they can speak another language. He would be very interested on how or why they learnt it!

-Giorno would also be interested on learning said language. In exchange, he promises to teach them italian! Or if they know it already, to teach them japanese! Now, if they already know both italian and japanese he would be taken aback and promise to give them something else in exchange.

-Everytime they use a word that he doesn’t know he would ask them “And what does that mean? What do you use it for? Can you translate it, please?”

-Though he might learn quite a lot of said tongue just by listening to them! “Ah, maybe what you just said means x? Or am i wrong?”

-Another way he has of learning the language is ask them to show him music sang in it! It would be a fun way or learning it, and he would sing the songs all day, sometimes with funny pronunciation.

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-Lettuce

Me writing at 3am: WOW im really flowing rn…all this exposition…the descriptive words…the character development…im using words like “abscond” and “maelstrom”…this may end up being my pulitzer novel! 

Me reading what I wrote the next morning: blah blah blah blah …mispelled word….gkfnv ifdnficnigdfnogoxjjfdj…whats that? *touches drool on the edge of the page*

I fucking hope that Represent can revise my damn order. I mispelled one word due to autocorrect. But everything else is correct. God fucking damn it. I emailed them and just hope it will be fine.

It’s just the name of my town I fucked up. I’m hoping to all hell due to zip code and state and adress that it can be corrected. 

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I’m truly impressed by this.

He only mispelled one word, got two species of fish mixed up and mispronounced only about half of the words.

He’s practically native. XD

(Just ignore the part about Savonlinna - it’s Olavinlinna in both images. Savonlinna is the town it is located at.)

anonymous asked:

No apostrophe, no capital letters and mispelled words. If you’re gonna pretend you texted Darren at least make it look SLIGHTLY believable

Amen anon.

Darren is known for being a grammar nazi and “"he”“ can’t even write properly. Yeah right.