and mine is gonna be the ugliest one

Hocus Pocus {Sentence Starters}

  • “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”
  • “You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
  • “Damn, damn, damn, double damn!”
  • “Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please?”
  • “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
  • “Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!”
  • “You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!”
  • “This is terribly uncomfortable.”
  • “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.”
  • “Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”
  • “Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?”
  • “Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!”
  • “Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?”
  • “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”
  • “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”
  • “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.”
  • “Oh, I’ve been there thank you, I found it quite lovely.”
  • “Sucking the lives out of little children!”
  • “Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them? Yabbos?”
  • “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!”
  • “Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.”
  • “Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!”
  • “I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.”