and midorima chan

  • Kuroko: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?
  • Akashi: *reaches for the salt*
  • Aomine, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kagami, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kise: And so it begins.
  • Midorima: I’m surprised no one threw me across the table this time.

Rakuzan x Shuutoku

Miya: Dont touch me, leave me alone
Haya: Miyaji-san, Miyaji-san

Reo: I like you. Lets go back to Kyoto together
Takao: Eeee really…. Dont touch my eyes….Shin-cha…..

Aka: You are tall, Shintarou

  • Midorima: I would never say this to Takao’s face, but he is a wonderful and very talented person.
  • Kuroko:
  • Kuroko: Why
  • Kuroko: Why wouldn’t you say that to his face
KuroBasu x Haikyuu!! Part 1.
  • [Model and Grand King]
  • Oikawa: Yahoo, Kise-chan!
  • Kise: Hm? Oh, it's Oikawacchi!
  • Oikawa: How are you! It's been a while, huh?
  • Kise: It sure does! Oh, did you perhaps use a different moisturizer?
  • Oikawa: Oh! How did you know?!
  • Kise: You're face is much more brighter than the last time I met you!
  • Kasamatsu and Iwaizumi, in the background, mumbling: ... Perfection.
  • ---
  • [Cute]
  • Hinata: Ogyaa! You're huge!
  • Kagami: Ah! You're small! Smaller than Kuroko!
  • Hinata: How rude! You're just huge! *sees Kagami holding a ball* Is that a basketball?! Are you in basketball?!
  • Kagami: Yeah, it is. *sees Hinata's sport shoes* Are you in a sport? What sport?
  • Hinata: Volleyball!
  • Kagami: Oh? Isn't that for girls?
  • Hinata: Geh, it is not! Boys can play volleyball! We can hit the ball like "whooosh" and then the ball would "gwaaaah" at the blockers!
  • Kagami: Oh! Oh! I know that feeling! In basketball, if you dunk the ball, it feels like "GUWAAAAH"!
  • Hinata: I felt the "GUWAAAHH" too at my first spike!
  • Kageyama and Kuroko, snapping a picture of them: Cute...
  • ---
  • [The Same]
  • Himuro: Hello, I'm Himuro.
  • Kuroo: Hey there. Kuroo's the name. This is Kenma.
  • Kenma: *doesn't take his eyes off his game, bowing slightly*
  • Himuro: And this is Atsushi.
  • Murasakibara: *doesn't really care and continue to eat*
  • Himuro: ...
  • Kuroo: ...
  • ---
  • [Fate vs Dinosaurs]
  • Yamaguchi: I'm Yamaguchi! This is my best friend, Tsukki!
  • Takao: Hey! I'm Takao and this is my teammate, Shin-chan!
  • Tsukishima & Midorima: Shut up, Yamaguchi/Takao.
  • Tsukishima & Midorima: *look at each other*
  • Midorima: Birthday?
  • Tsukishima: September 27.
  • Midorima: Libra... Your lucky item is a figurine of your hero.
  • Tsukishima: ... *slowly pulls out a dinosaur figurine*
  • Midorima: *gasps*
  • Yamaguchi and Takao: ....
  • Ootsubo: Where’s Midorima?
  • Takao: Shin-chan locked himself in the locker room.
  • Ootsubo: Can you get him out?
  • Takao: He won’t listen to me because he’s mad at me, but you can just tell him I said something.
  • Ootsubo: What?
  • Takao: Anything factually inaccurate.
  • *two minutes later*
  • Midorima: I’m sorry, did you just say that the color of the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky?

-“Oi! Midorima Shintarou-kun! Are you going to join the basketball club? I’m going to join too. My name is Takao Kazunari, nice to meet you.”