and meg is reyna

Percy ‘this shit wasn’t in the contract’ Jackson

Annabeth 'deadass fight me’ Chase

Grover 'my enCHILADAS’ Underwood

Jason 'fuck u and ur asshole ways’ Grace

Piper 'what do you mean I can’t do that’ McLean

Leo 'this is a bad time, I'ma make puns’ Valdez

Hazel 'didn’t come back to life for this’ Levesque

Frank 'lmao wait what’ Zhang

Reyna 'I could fukin kill you’ Ramirez-Arellano

Nico 'I have a doctors note’ Di Angelo

Will 'doctors orders’ Solace

Thalia 'what do you mean punk is dead’ Grace

Clarisse 'kys before I kill you’ La Rue

Travis 'u put the bombs on the wrong hill?’ Stoll

Connor 'don’t be an idiot’ Stoll

Meg 'it’s raining trash, hallelujah’ McCaffery

Apollo 'i cant believe zeus would ever’

Rachel 'leTS FUCKIN TALK ABT ART’ Dare

Reyna: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 7 pm on Friday?

Will:  Yes?

Reyna:  What about you?

Nico:  Yes, I am.

Reyna:  Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.

Nico:  Did she just-

Picture this:

Leo Valdez lands in the centre of Camp Jupiter, valiantly striding his giant bronze dragon.

People are whispering.

“Who is that?”

“The son of Vulcan- Hephaestus. I heard he died in the war!”

“Then how is he here?”

“Is that dragon… metal?”

Leo smiles brilliantly, and raises a hand in a wave.

With surprising agility, he hops to the ground, dusts off his coveralls, and speaks. “I need to see the praetors of Camp Jupiter.”

There is movement in the crowd, two people dressed in purple togas over armour come forward.

One is a girl with light brown skin and thin fierce eyes. Her hair is braided down her back and a golden laurel is placed atop her head. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that she could kill the most dangerous of monsters with a single glance.

The other is a young Asian man, tall and broad shouldered with a look of awe on his face. His muscles let you know that he could snap your neck as easily as a twig, but his kind face says that he also would never want to hurt a soul.

Leo smiles uncontrollably, and holds his arms out wide at his friends. “Reyna! Frank! It’s so good to see you guys! I have something really important to-”

“Leo,” interrupts the male praetor, Frank, his dark eyes full of worry for his old friend, “if I were you, I’d run. Fast.”

A frown finds its way into Leo’s face. “Ouch, man. I just got here and you’re already telling me to leave.” He brings his hands to his heart jokingly. “I thought we had something special, Frank.”

Reyna shakes her head, her eyes wide, but before she can say a word, a different voice speaks, softly, “Leo?”

It was like music to his ears. Leo had wondered when he would hear the kind voice of his dear friend again. Excited, and ignoring the advice of his friends to flee, Leo turns around to see a girl.

She is quite short, with chocolaty dark skin and curly hair. She has bright golden eyes that hint at her real age, though no one would suspect her of it.

Leo can’t stop himself from smiling, and he holds his arms out again for a hug.

Running towards him at full speed, instead of a hug, Hazel Levesque, with all of her might, punches Leo square in the face.

Riordanverse Characters As Things I’ve Seen/Heard/Said at Work

Grover: That guy who opened his wallet and a bunch of sticks came out

Percy: “If I get hit by a car in the parking lot, will I still get paid?”

Annabeth: “Get back here you Danny Devito looking motherfucker”

Frank: “Have a good boy”

Hazel: That lady who had two alpacas in her pickup truck

Leo: “If you use too much cleaner in the oven it can blow up.” ‘Ok, but how much is that…hypothetically speaking”

Jason: “How many times do I have to get hit in the head before I don’t have to come to work anymore?”

Piper: That delivery person who always asks if they are looking sexy

Nico: *buys his boyfriend a coffee* “wow, cheap first date”

Reyna: “Are you bleeding?” “Yes, but I’m wearing two pairs of gloves so it’s okay.”

Will:”Do you want your receipt?” “No thanks, I can’t read.”

Magnus: That guy who came in at 10:30 at night completely sober without a shirt and only wearing 1 shoe

Samirah:  “If I take a dime out of the leave-a-penny-take-a-penny, does that make me an asshole?” “Yes”

Alex: “Your total is $4.20.” “420?” *whispers* “the weed number”

Hearthstone: I need to wear this jacket at all times…for the aesthetic, Gary.

Blitzen: Those group of guys dressed in neon and drove a group of bright, rainbow jeeps. Referred to as the Brigayde. 

Carter: “Maybe you should do your job better.” “Maybe you should mind your business.”

Sadie:  That person who always wears a unicorn onesie and only comes in after 10 pm. 

Zia: “I am not a white girl. I don’t drink. I have standards”

Walt: “Shrek is my spirit animal”

Apollo: That person who threatened to call the news on us because we wouldn’t give them a discount on gas

Meg: “Please don’t kill moths. Their lives mean more to me than yours”

Calypso: *chugs an entire 16 oz Red Bull in one sitting* “God is dead”

Sinbad: Legends of the Seven Seas works well with Rick Riordan's characters!

Calypso: You…egotistical… 
Apollo: You spoiled… 
Calypso: Disrespectful! 
Apollo: Deluded! 
Calypso: Pretentious, pompous! 
Apollo: High and mighty! 
Calypso: Self-centered, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable! 
Apollo: At least I’m not repressed! 
Calypso: REPRESSED?! I’ll show you “repressed!”
…………………………………………………………………
Percy: (Throughout the Lightning Thief) Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!
………………………………………………………………….
Magnus: And you are?
Loki: Loki, the god of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Magnus: You know, they don’t do you justice.
………………………………………………………………….
Carter: Do you realize how serious this is?Sadie: Do YOU realize how many times I’ve heard that today?
………………………………………………………………….
Meg: So, how do we get down?
Apollo: I don’t know. (She stares at him.) I don’t know yet.
Meg: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don’t know how to get down?
Apollo: Of all the ungrateful–! Look, if you’d rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
………………………………………………………………….
Magnus: [after one of the Viking men was eaten and then spit up my a sea monster but goes back to fighting it anyway] Give that guy a raise!
…………………………………………………………………
Reyna: (Percy has his back to Reyna) Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met.

Percy: (Turns to respond) Hey Lady! I’ve seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha… and I’m the only man you’ve ever met.
…………………………………………………………………

Annabeth: Do you have a plan?

Percy: Uh… how about try not to get killed?
………………………………………………………………..

Piper: (Plotting how to escape the monster) So. What do we have to work with? Um… ropes?

Leo: Uh… no.

Piper: Grappling hooks?

Leo: Yeah-no.

Piper: (Exasperated) Your tools?

Leo: Hey, I’ve got this!

(Pulls out a knife)

Piper: Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he’s done with us!

The only smart thing that came out from Zeus’ head was Athena.

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PJO - HOO - TOA icons

art: cherryandsisters

EDIT: click to see in high res

  • Percy: *takes Annabeth out on a picnic date*
  • Zeus: *makes it rain*
  • Percy: oH COME ON

Here’s a question: Do you remember the @pjofanzine? Well, I do, and it’s kinda been a long time since that. A lot of the fan artists have stopped drawing pjo, and the ToA and MCaGoA series have come out. Would anyone be up to a new one?

It wouldn’t be exactly like the old one. There wouldn’t be only 24 artists, for example. All credit goes to the original for the idea, but would anyone like to be part of a new one? Everyone loved the old one.

It wouldn’t be like my Heroes of Colour, or like @ninakoll’s beautiful Dionysus Loves You! fanzine. The fan art zine takes a lot more time and commitment, but the result is beautiful.

I’m not saying I will yet, but I will if I can get enough people to agree.

(Do you reckon I should tag some artists to ask?)

What do you reckon? Like i said, it would take commitment, but this one would be much easier to read. I’m English, so I’d only sell it for Charity in England - the art still belongs to the owners, and I’d put it on Google Drive or issuu. Is anyone interested?

Thankyou so much for reading this! Feedback is SERIOUSLY appreciated!

EDIT: I HAVE FULL PLANS TO MAKE THIS. BLOG IS AT @pjofanzine-vol2, PLEASE NOTIFY ME WITH AN ASK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE OR HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

Me: *Gets up from seat and takes deep breath*

Me: CANON WILL SOLACE IS A TEXAN.

don’t let this joke die

Help!

This may not even be the right book, but could someone help me find a quote from Trials of Apollo: The Dark Prophecy?
I was thinking of the quote that went along the lines of: “The thing that always amazed me about the mortal heart was its infinite capacity for heartbreak.”
If someone could help me find the full/real quote, that would be amazing!

Nico di Angelo

I heard that if you say “Bloody Mary” three times in the mirror, Nico di Angelo will appear behind you and slap you upside the head, then give you a stern lecture about why summoning spirits is too dangerous. After he’ll proceed to show you how it’s done properly.