and makes my dog go crazy

the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors

aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, ‘fuck men’

taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote ‘why cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everything

gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u can’t make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.

cancer: y’know, steinbeck once screamed ‘death to capitalism’ while setting himself on fire, and i couldn’t agree more.

leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i don’t give a shit about hemingway

virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.

libra: did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics “i beez in the trap” straight from jane austen’s iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?

scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? 'Not Safe From Whites’. they’re coming

sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was ‘dance like nobody’s watching’ that man was a poet

capricorn: ‘be there or be…gay! lol jk don’t be gay’ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17

aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, ‘eat shit mark twain’. words to live by

pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a ‘hyena that wrote poetry on tombs’ and i’m not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that

Drabble Challenge!

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  1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
  2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
  3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
  4. “I’m too sober for this.”
  5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
  6. “I need a place to stay.”
  7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
  8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
  9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
  10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
  11. “Dear Diary, …”
  12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
  13. “I lost our baby.”
  14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
  15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
  16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
  17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
  19. “You’re Satan.”
  20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
  21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
  22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
  23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
  24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
  25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
  26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
  27. “No. Regrets.”
  28. “How drunk was I?”
  29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
  30. “Be you. No one else can.”
  31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
  32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
  33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
  34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
  35. “Take your medicine.”
  36. “They’re monsters.”
  37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
  38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
  39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
  40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
  41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
  42. “Stop being so cute.”
  43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
  44. “You need to see a doctor.”
  45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
  46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
  47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
  48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
  49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
  50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
  51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
  52. “There’s a herd of them!”
  53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
  54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
  55. “You’re a nerd.”
  56. “I’m late.”
  57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
  58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
  59. “I could punch you right now.”
  60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
  61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
  62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
  63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
  64. “Here, take my blanket.”
  65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
  66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
  67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
  68. “Run for it!”
  69. “We need to talk.”
  70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
  71. “I want a pet.”
  72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
  73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
  74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
  75. “Quit beating me up!”
  76. “Please put your penis away.”
  77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
  78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
  79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
  80. “Does he know about the baby?”
  81. “Hold still.”
  82. “I just ironed these pants!”
  83. “Enough with the sass!”
  84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
  85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
  86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
  87. “Stay awake.”
  88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
  89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
  90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
  91. “Tell me you need me.”
  92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
  93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
  94. “I had a bad dream again.”
  95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
  96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
  97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
  98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
  99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
  100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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Drabble List

So I just finished posting the last of the previous volley of drabbles so I decided to come up with a new prompt list. It’s mostly a hodge-podge of stuff from my own brain or inspired by songs or different shows and stuff but there are some from other prompt lists so, if anyone wants me to give credit, drop me a message and I’ll be sure to do so.

  1. “If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
  2. “You’re too good for this world.”
  3. “Could you be happy, here, with me?”
  4. “How long do we have?”
  5. “Do you think we’re bad people?”
  6. “How did we become this?”
  7. “I can hardly stand myself.”
  8. “Go to hell.”
  9. “I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
  10. “There was a time before all of this.”
  11. “No one will ever believe us.”
  12. “Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”
  13. “My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”
  14. “I used to do a lot of things.”
  15. “It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”
  16. “Do you wish things had happened differently?”
  17. “Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”
  18. “I’ll be here as long as it takes.”
  19. “We were never meant to fight on our own.”
  20. “Something’s clearly wrong.”
  21. “There’s nothing I can do anymore.”
  22. “This is going to hurt.”
  23. “I don’t need to be the hero tonight.”
  24. “Am I ever going to see you again?”
  25. “We always have a choice.”
  26. “You’re holding back.”
  27. “I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”
  28. “Is that a threat?”
  29. “If you don’t like this world then change it.”
  30. “Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”
  31. “You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
  32. “Keep your eyes on me.”
  33. “You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
  34. “I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”
  35. “If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”
  36. “I wasn’t going to mention it.”
  37. “I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
  38. “I’m here for you.”
  39. “What are you so happy about?”
  40. “That’s not what I meant and you know it!”
  41. “You’re putting words in my mouth!”
  42. “We have to stick together.”
  43. “We’ll get through this. I promise.”
  44. “Don’t leave me behind.”
  45. “What are you looking at?”
  46. “How did you find me?”
  47. “Who did this to you?”
  48. “I don’t want to be alone right now.”
  49. “I have to tell you something.”
  50. “I need more time.”
  51. “You deserve better than me.”
  52. “This isn’t fair!”
  53. “If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”
  54. “Please don’t shut me out.”
  55. “You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”
  56. “Don’t you dare die on me!”
  57. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
  58. “You’re out of your damn mind.”
  59. “No one can hurt me like you can.”
  60. “You are my sunshine.”
  61. “This is all my fault.”
  62. “Please, don’t cry.”
  63. “Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”
  64. “You should see this.”
  65. “You make me feel invincible.”
  66. “I’ll keep you safe.”
  67. “Don’t look at me like that.”
  68. “Let’s do something crazy.”
  69. “We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”
  70. “Do you trust me?”
  71. “You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”
  72. “You know I’m gonna win, right?”
  73. “Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”
  74. “I didn’t mean what I said.”
  75. “Do you ever follow directions?”

11. “Why are there four dogs in our house? We don’t own four dogs. We don’t even own one.”

Sebastian Stan was a hardworking guy. Over the last year and a half, he gotten booked on more movies than ever before. At first it was a tad overwhelming, but it was his passion. He absolutely loved what he did.

He worried that the more traveling he did, the more of a strain it would be on your relationship. The two of you had been together for almost three years. You met because of a mutual friend who had a feeling that the two of you would click. Your friend had been right.

It started off slow but the relationship picked up speed when you both realized that there wasn’t anyone else on the planet that you’d rather be with. You felt like you knew absolutely everything about him and he felt the same about you.

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Prompt List

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  1. “You’re the only thing left that is important to me now.”
  2. “Please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.”
  3. “Oh, love, I don’t think you understand the meaning of sarcasm.”
  4. “You don’t get to touch her! Not anymore. Not after what you did!”
  5. “I think i’m going insane.”
  6. You’re the only one for me.”
  7. “Honestly, if you wanted sex this bad you could’ve just told me!”
  8. “I’ve come to the conclusion, that this house just might be haunted.”
  9. “What makes you say that?”
  10. “There was this perfect moment. This perfect moment where everything that I wanted was clearly in front of me… and i understood.”
  11. “You broke my favourite vase!”
  12. “I think we should get a puppy, and with this puppy we should become the stereotypical cute couple. As well as because I want a dog.”
  13. “You’re crazy.”
  14. “I promise that i’ll protect you.”
  15. “I don’t need saving. Not now! Not ever.”
  16. “You act as if you’re the hard done by. You’re not.”
  17. “You cheated on me! What was I suppose to do? Smile and forgive you?”
  18. “I think you’re worth much more than that.”
  19. “I’d rather die than do that.”
  20. “Did you ever wonder what brought us together?”
  21. “Is… that really you? I thought i’d never see you again!”
  22. “You had one job!”
  23. “How is it that you’re a complete flop at everything you do?”
  24. “You need to stop.”
  25. “That lip biting’s getting a little out of hand.”
  26. “If you continue to do what you’re doing, I won’t hesitate to come over there and stop you myself.
  27. “Isn’t he just the cutest?”
  28. “I want a child.”
  29. “You still awake?”
  30. “You’re probably the hottest stranger i’ve ever seen.”
  31. “Never thought that all this would happen because of one tiny moment.”
  32. “My clothes look good on you.”
  33. “Is that my shirt?”
  34. “Isn’t that a bit too big for you?”
  35. “Isn’t that a bit too small for you?”
  36. “I think you look absolutely adorable.”
  37. “When I said you’re mine, I meant it.”
  38. “He better only be just a friend.”
  39. “Those short’s look really good on you.”
  40. “Hey, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
  41. “I… I lost the baby.”
  42. “It’s all my fault, i’m so sorry.”
  43. “My arms just fit perfectly.”
  44. “You’re drunk.”
  45. “I am not wearing that.”
  46. “How did I get stuck here with you?”
  47. “I swear, the world is against me.”
  48. “Don’t touch me!”
  49. “Get away from me!”
  50. “Tell me you need me.”
  51. “You’re not the boss of me.”
  52. “We’re out of gas, what’s your plan?”
  53. “You’re an ass”
  54. “I’m on vacation, you take care of it.”
  55. “Disney movies all day? I’m in.”
  56. “Hurry up! Would you?!”
  57. “Take the long way around”
  58. “Can you shut up for five minutes, please???”
  59. “He’s been gone for quite a while”
  60. “I can’t see anything.”
  61. “I heard a noise.”
  62. “Where’s my food?”
  63. “I bet you feel like an artist”
  64. “Can I be of assistance?”
  65. “Get out of the way before I murder you.”
  66. “You’re breaking my heart, babe.”
  67. “Cry me a river.”
  68. “Build a bridge.”
  69. “Get over it.”
  70. “Another credit card?!”
  71. “It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!”
  72. “Have you ever lied to me?”
  73. “I’m stuck! Help me!”
  74. “I swear, I’m not scared.”
  75. “What do you think a cupholder is for?”
  76. “You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?”
  77. “Turn that sh*t off!!!!”
  78. “When’s that last time we went on a date?”
  79. “I thought you didn’t like cats?”
  80. “The door’s locked.”
  81. “I’ll just tell your mom on you.”
  82. “I thought you were nice.”
  83. “I had a dream about you.”
  84. “What colour do you like better?”
  85. “Take notes, sweetheart.”
  86. “This is where you impress me, right?”
  87. “Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.”
  88. “I can’t believe you didn’t remember”
  89. “If that makes me a child, so be it.”
  90. “I could beat you up, you know that right?”
  91. “Would it kill you to help people?”
  92. “I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.”
  93. “But, I said I love you.”
  94. “Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?”
  95. “I’m not weird, you’re just basic.”
  96. “Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying”
  97. “Take off your shirt.”
  98. “We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.”
  99. “You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
  100. “Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.”

Prompt credit: @prompt-bank and @justauthoring

Fallout: New Vegas Quest Summaries
  • Ain't That a Kick In The Head: learn to walk
  • Back in the Saddle: honey... i woke up with a grenade launcher
  • By a Campfire on the Trail: Baby's First Fetch Quest™
  • Ghost Town Gunfight: crouch behind those crates and wait for it to be over
  • Run Goodsprings Run: you killed cheyenne you MONSTER
  • They Went That-a-Way: victor keeps saving my life and it's getting weird
  • ED-E My Love: it takes a lot to upgrade your robot child
  • Cold, Cold Heart: Yikes!
  • Wang Dang Atomic Tango: hurry up with that holotape mick i got a hot date with a fist
  • Ring-A-Ding-Ding!: Surprise, bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
  • Heartache by the Number: cass, go wait in the bar
  • Still in the Dark: dude ignore the collar it's just some kinky shit i do sometimes
  • Eyesight to the Blind: dude I was Just up there, no way
  • You Make Me Feel Like a Woman: getting veronica out of her robes is surprisingly difficult
  • I Could Make You Care: Lesbians Don't Get Happy Endings
  • For Auld Lang Syne: one reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Guess Who I Saw Today: another reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog: the last reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Crazy, Crazy, Crazy: shut up neil I'm here for my grampa
  • Old School Ghoul: You'll need the wiki to get my backstory, boss.
  • One For My Baby: u ok boone
  • I Forget to Remember to Forget: Worst Sleepover Ever
  • Return To Sender: lots of quick traveling
  • Bitter Springs Infirmary Blues: Lucky for you, I'm gay and a hoarder!
  • Oh My Papa: why do you hang out with deathclaws
  • There Stands the Grass: NOPE!: the Vault
  • Beyond the Beef: [leans in] so......... know anyone around here who...... eats human flesh.......?
  • Three Card Bounty: GOD DAMNIT, BOONE
  • Et Tumor, Brute: the one where a random courier performs brain surgery
  • The House Has Gone Bust!: Suck My Dick, Andrew Ryan
  • You'll Know It When It Happens: sir you appear to have tossed someone off a tower that's a bit suspicious
  • Arizona Killer: be honest, you went legion just for this quest
  • Eureka!: a single person does what literally an entire army could not
  • Veni, Vidi, Vici: hope you like football gear
  • All or Nothing: getting put in a robot's gonna suck but going to space is gonna be awesome
  • No Gods, No Masters: bitch you thought
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“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” “I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“It was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Well that killed the mood, have fun with your hand.” “Use your imagination” “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Just drive!” “I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep… y'knowwe could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Don’t growl at me!”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“For the love of God, put some pants on.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“Hey! Put the claws away!”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.“

“I have come to make you better,
I have come to take you away.”

Anon request: Stevie talking about her fans.

“For your own knowledge, if you ever think that you don’t matter, I want to tell you something. To me, you’re the only thing in the whole world that matters.” - US Festival, 1983.

“So this is like for me a very special time, because I feel wild, I’m very wild and so is my audience and there is that incredible … We are all in love, everybody’s in love and I feel it when I walk out on stage and they feel it… And its like, you know, it’s really deep and very much all consuming for me. I said a long time ago, I would not hedge. If I was going to be a writer I was going to write down the truth. I wasn’t going to name names and be unkind, but I was going to tell the truth. I don’t have any reason to not, and if I am going to write and I going to make these songs experiences that I know everyone of you have had, that when you have that experience and you hear that song, you’ll click into it and you will know exactly what I am talking about. And, those are the only people I care about, the people that understand that, if you read between my lines. No one knows unless you really look. That’s the people I write for, because someone needs to write about what is happening to all of us.” - MTV Interview, 1983.


“I would just like them to know how much I care about them. And to know that it’s not hard to give up the rest of my life for them because it’s what I want and I just want them to be happy and feel good. And I wanna enhance their life a little bit..” - MTV Interview, 1983.   

“I am in love with the people that I write songs for. My love is donated and dedicated completely to my audience. It’s very difficult for me to give. You know when I walk out on the stage it’s like that’s when I’m really me. When I walk home and go back into my hotel room, I don’t even want to talk about anything else, you know. In my heart, the love that I have for the people that I play for and write songs for, those kids that I jump off the stage and attack security… That they matter so much to me that’s it’s difficult for anything else to matter to me. I’m not willing to compromise. Anything that comes into my life is a compromise to me. I don’t even, I can’t go to the dentist or the doctor or anything because I have no time. So anything that comes into my life is a compromise, except my singing and my being there for rehearsal and my being there on Monday morning for that airplane and I am into the sea Tuesday night. You know that’s that Jim. That’s it. That’s the end. - Jim Ladd Interview, 1983.

“The people who listen to me sing, the kids in Australia, the kids in the United States, the kids in Europe, anybody… My friends, you, anybody who wants me to sit down and sing for them. That makes it worth it.” - The Meldrum Tapes Interview, 1986.

“When I look at the audience out there, it’s like I’m looking at my children.” - Record Mirror, May, 1989.

“Sometimes I’ll be sitting in an airport or someplace, waiting, absolutely exhausted, maybe I’m late for a rehearsal or something, and all I really want to do is be alone at home reading in a bubble bath. I’ll be just about to completely lose it when some shy person will carefully approach me and tell me about how much a certain song of mine helped them though a crisis or a time in their own life… That’s exactly what makes it all worth it. It’s all about love, and trust, and acceptance, and it is completely priceless.” 1994

“Well, you know, let’s see what is my relationship the fans? It’s everything, it is everything for me you know to know that people love my music, is like you know… It completes my life, it gives my life closure and makes me understand what all this has been for.“ - WMGK Radio, July, 1998

"Once I write a song that connects with people, they don’t ever forget that connection. So I think a lot of connections were made in the very, very beginning that made it last through now. Because those were such strong ties that were made then, that they just were never broken.” - VH1 Behind The Music, 1998.

“I just want to affect people, I just wanna get… And I get little notes and they’re all in my journals, you know, just like what you just said, a little note written on a paper that’s just signed “love, Amber”, and I never get to see Amber or talk with her in person but I have that little note that says “there were times in my life where I just thought I wasn’t gonna make it. It was dark; it was a dark place…” I think I get the things I’m supposed to get, of course I don’t get everything but I’ll go into my room and my assistant will have laid out like five or six things on my bed and I’ll sit there when I’m gone to bed, and I’ll sit there cross-legged and I’ll read these things. And then I’ll stick them into my journal so my journals are big anyway, but then they are like full because I have lots of things that I want to leave right where they were when I got them. I want them to be on September 19th, 2012. I wanna have them there always. I get the things I’m supposed to get and I talk to the people I’m supposed to talk to. That’s how I look at it. We are the chess pieces and somebody up there, the spirits are moving us all around and moving us together. And I’m not going away, I’m going to continue to write these poems for you as long as I can.” - Mill Valey Film Festival, October, 2012.

“I’m not married, I don’t have kids, I have a tiny little crazy dog who’s 14. I have my music that I love and what I do is I write stuff for you, that’s what I do.“ - Mill Valey Film Festival, October, 2012.

“We are not making this (In Your Dreams documentary) for us, we’re making this for you. (…) We are very, very aware as writers that you are going through the relationships that we are talking about, right along with us. It’s happening at this very moment to all of you here also, we understand that. You’re not a songwriter, we’ll write the songs for you. And we’re making you into songwriters and we’re making you experience your life also (through the songs) and that’s what a writer does. If this little movie does just a little bit of that, just reaches out and makes each one of you you sit at the desk with a pen, hopefully a pen and a piece of paper, this beautiful stationary, and writes down what happens to you and you’re doing what we are trying to do to make you do that.” - Hamptons Film Festival, October, 2012.

"We just bounce off of each other. I throw the dreams out there and you throw them back at me and that’s how we make this together. This is not anything that’s done by one person. It happens because we’re a team. And you are my team. You are. And I mean it.” - Canadian Premiere of In Your Dreams, April, 2013.

“You guys need music as much as I need to make music for you. I’m tired, but I’ll never be tired of this or of you.” - 24 Karat Gold Tour, 2016.

Y O U G U Y S

Okay so I don’t know what it’s like in all of your areas. But in my county, when it’s dog licensing time, a cop comes house to house to make sure the puppers have their licenses or else we get fined. 

So while I’m in the shower I am thinking about this, because I forgot to take my dog to the mobile clinic today to get it done (Ill get it done I promise) 

and then I realized. Will. was. a. cop. 


what if. 

Will always was the cop to go and make sure everybody’s dogs were licensed (because he was always first to volunteer). But he didn’t just want to see the license. He NEEDED to see the dog. Will Graham would love spring time because it meant he was able to go door to door patting dogs and looking at them. 

@avegetariancannibal @fragile-teacup @puppy-dancy @hannibly @crazy-dog-dude @hannibalsimago @avidreadr2004 @sofancydancy @the-winnowing-wind @missdisfortune @bubu-for-president @will-grahams-empathy

To those anxiety-riddled future SDiT owners...

To all of you out there looking for a prospective service dog. This is something I wish I had thought about before getting my own SDiT, and please keep in mind it doesn’t apply to everyone. Again I stress: this is not the case for everyone! It does apply to me personally, so I thought maybe it would help someone else. So here we go:

Consider your dog’s colour. This is a super controversial sentence but bear with me. This is under a certain set of circumstances, and it’s really not something you consider would ever be a problem. But it is. Okay, problem is too big a word. I like complication better. Moving on.

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Prompt List

If you don’t want to request your idea, just send me a request with the prompt/s you want from the list below with the character you want!

Happy requesting!! 

1.“You’re the only thing left that is important to me now.”

2.“Please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.”

3.“Oh, love, I don’t think you understand the meaning of sarcasm.”
4.“You don’t get to touch her! Not anymore. Not after what you did!”
5.“I think i’m going insane.”
6.”You’re the only one for me.”
7.“Honestly, if you wanted sex this bad you could’ve just told me!”
8.“I’ve come to the conclusion, that this house just might be haunted.”
9.“What makes you say that?”
10.“There was this perfect moment. This perfect moment where everything that I wanted was clearly in front of me… and i understood.”
11.“You broke my favorite vase!”
12.“I think we should get a puppy, and with this puppy we should become the stereotypical cute couple. As well as because I want a dog.”
13.“You’re crazy.”
14.“I promise that i’ll protect you.”
15.“I don’t need saving. Not now! Not ever.”
16.“You act as if you’re the hard done by. You’re not.”
17.“You cheated on me! What was I suppose to do? Smile and forgive you?”
18.“I think you’re worth much more than that.”
19.“I’d rather die than do that.”
20.“Did you ever wonder what brought us together?”
21.“Is… that really you? I thought i’d never see you again”
22.“You had one job!”
23.“How is it that you’re a complete flop at everything you do?”
24.“You need to stop.”
25.“That lip biting’s getting a little out of hand.”
26.“If you continue to do what you’re doing, I won’t hesitate to come over there and stop you myself.
27.“Isn’t he just the cutest?”
28.“I want a child.”
29.“You still awake?”
30.“You’re probably the hottest stranger i’ve ever seen.”
31.“Never thought that all this would happen because of one tiny moment.”
32.“My clothes look good on you.”
33.“Is that my shirt?”
34.“Isn’t that a bit too big for you?”
35.“Isn’t that a bit too small for you?”
36.“I think you look absolutely adorable.”
37.“When I said you’re mine, I meant it.”
38.“He better only be just a friend.”
39.“Those short’s look really good on you.”
40.“Hey, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
41.“I… I lost the baby.”
42.“It’s all my fault, i’m so sorry.”
43.“My arms just fit perfectly.”
44.“You’re drunk.”
45.“I am not wearing that.”
46.“How did I get stuck here with you?”
47.“I swear, the world is against me.”
48.“Don’t touch me!”
49.“Get away from me!”
50“Tell me you need me.”
51.“You’re not the boss of me.”
52.“We’re out of gas, what’s your plan?”
53.“You’re an ass”
54.“I’m on vacation, you take care of it.”
55.“Disney movies all day? I’m in.”
56.“Hurry up! Would you?!”
57.“Take the long way around”
58.“Can you shut up for five minutes, please???”
59.“He’s been gone for quite a while”
60.“I can’t see anything.”
61.“I heard a noise.”
62.“Where’s my food?”
63.“I bet you feel like an artist”
64.“Can I be of assistance?”
65.“Get out of the way before I murder you.”
66.“You’re breaking my heart, babe.”
67.“Cry me a river.”
68.“Build a bridge.”
69.“Get over it.”
70.“Another credit card?!”
71.“It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!”
72.“Have you ever lied to me?”
73.“I’m stuck! Help me!”
74.“I swear, I’m not scared.”
75.“What do you think a cupholder is for?”
76.“You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?”
77.“Turn that sh*t off!!!!”
78.“When’s that last time we went on a date?”
79.“I thought you didn’t like cats?”
80.“The door’s locked.”
81.“I’ll just tell your mom on you.”
82.“I thought you were nice.”
83.“I had a dream about you.”
84.“What color do you like better?”
85.“Take notes, sweetheart.”
86.“This is where you impress me, right?”
87.“Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.”
88.“I can’t believe you didn’t remember”
89.“If that makes me a child, so be it.”
90.“I could beat you up, you know that right?”
91.“Would it kill you to help people?”
92.“I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.”
93.“But, I said I love you.”
94.“Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?”
95.“I’m not weird, you’re just basic.”
96.“Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying”
97.“Take off your shirt.”
98.“We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.”
99.“You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
100.“Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.”

Prompt credit: @prompt-bank and @justauthoring , @imagineriverdale

SHINee: being best friends with Key

•  probably thinking he’s judging you hella hard at first
•  but his mental thoughts were just “oooh, that’s a cute belt, it goes with my hair” “I wonder where she got that top??? Like dang she looks good”
•  he’d introduce himself eventually bc he’s really curious where you buy your cute clothes at
•  and from then on, you’re inseparable
•  having to pry the others off you if you haven’t already met them or know them that well 
•  esp Minho
•  "kibum hyung, do a brother a favor and be my wingman for y/n" “stfu and go clean your room, don’t make me throw away your new cleats”
•  letting you be the only person who’s allowed to style his hair and give him advice on his makeup
•  judging people together
•  esp those rude waiters and thirsty people who are always throwing themselves at him lmao
•  he’s so sassy sometimes and you’d have to restrain yourself to punch that smug smile off his face
•  trying to eat healthy, but end up with a carton of ice cream stuffed in both your faces at the end of the day
•  gives the best fashion and style advice wtf
•  having to comfort him after his Gucci burned, rip…you will be remembered
•  shopping trips that last a whole week
•  laughing at him whenever he’s drunk bc he’s so affectionate to his dogs
•  then he’d laugh at you bc you’re always crying over his perfect skin when you’re drunk
•  "literally how tf is your skin always so healthy and glowing, senpai pls tell me" “You should’ve bought that moisturizer I recommended, it saved my life” “-it was like 5 thousand dollars wtf”
•  being memes with taemin and pranking kibum when he’s sleeping
•  and he’d make you wish you never were born
•  splurges on you for your birthday and buys you that moisturizer, and probably a teeth whitening kit
•  claps back at anyone who’s even looked at you the wrong way, ‘too long for his liking’
•  "You want some of that ass? Too bad, she’s unavailable to cheap scum"
•  "KIM KIBUM"
•  going crazy when you buy him scented candles
•  you’ll know he fully trusts you when he asks you to take care of his dogs when he’s away
•  this fox the best bffl material ✨

Originally posted by key-to-your-heart

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Bungou Stray Dogs movie - my theories
(You will hate me for this, I am sorry but that’s my opinion)

  • Soukoku won’t be the main event or even characters: don’t kill me but I think Atsushi and the ADA will still be the focus of the movie. Believe it or not, Atsushi is the MC (everyone’s forgetting about Akutagawa right now) even when Dazai’s the spotlight stealing squad™ 
  • How to better make the fans go nuts and crazy (you did, don’t lie, I read your tags) than using Soukoku? It’s the favorite pairing by a looong shot and it easily ropes the fangirls in. Look at the advertising, it’s all Soukoku. I for my part would pay to see even the smallest tiniest bit of Soukoku and yeah you guys will do it, too. Very smart adverstising on Bones part, Chapeau!
  • Soukoku will reunite and fight together: that’s easy to say by just looking at the poster. They’re not facing each other / facing away like in the second opening. They’re paaaartners. May it be due to a common enemy or due to something that happened in the past, we’ll surely find out
  • Chuuya will use Corruption: just look at that rubble around them, definitely Corruption. Why it could always be a bomb? Nope, Yokohama still stands, look at the Ferris Wheel. There’s only like one building reduced to rubble, just like when Corruption strikes and Dazai stops it
  • There won’t be Fyodor or Agatha in this: Some people *cough* still hope for a season 3 and therefore Fyodor. Why use him for an original movie? Nope.
  • No Mafia!Dazai or flashback: You wanna see it. I wanna see it. The whole fcking world wants to see it. But nope, not gonna happen. Look at Dazai’s coat - it’s ADA Dazai. Also I’m a firm beliver that Asagiri will gift us with a flashback manga chapter eventually. So no spoilers for us
  • On the positive side: Soukoku will be in there :’) at least for the shippers nothing else matters anyway~

Personal wishes:

  • European authors as enemies: PLEASE! We’ll get to see Agatha eventually, but will she be alone? Will she be with UK authors? European authors? We have some incredibly talented authors here that I’d love to see. There will surely be an enemy in the movie, why not make it awesome??
  • Give us Oscar Wilde! Shakespeare! Voltaire, Goethe, Schiller!
  • Cameos by the Guild: Edgy neo Guild? If it’s not too spoilery I’d really like to see it
  • Cameo by Soseki: you know you want to see our favorite calico cat~


Yes that’s it. Don’t hate me for it but I just don’t wanna end up disappointed with thw movie in the end. I’d love to be wrong and enjoy my otp, so please, prove me wrong, discuss it with me, overanalyze with me!

"What the hell were you thinking?!" - Roman Reigns

Originally posted by ohitsreigns

This was based off Great balls Of Fire

I watched the TV screen in shock. Roman had put Braun in the ambulance after Braun had won. He was now sitting in the parking lot. The camera angle making him look like a murder. Next thing I know, he ran the ambulance into the back of the truck. I stood up, speechless. My boyfriend is going crazy. Everyone looked at me like I had something to do with it.
“What? I didn’t know this was gonna happen.” I then walked out of catering trying to find Roman. 

What the hell were you thinking?!” I asked once I found Roman. He didn’t answer. I snapped my fingers in front of him.
“You tried to kill a man! What’s your problem?” I asked, crossing my arms. Roman snapped his head up, looking at me. 
“What’s my problem? I had enough of Braun. He injured me so many times and didn’t get in trouble for it.  I finally snapped. What, are you defending him now over your boyfriend?” Roman exclaimed, standing up. 

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Moments and Memories- Chapter Nine

I’m so sorry this has taken so long. It isn’t even interesting, more of a filler, but still a chapter. Better than nothing, right? I hope you enjoy it anyway, and hopefully the stress will go away so I can write better stories for you <3</i>

“Dodger!” I cheer, beaming the second I see his tail wagging and giggling when he hops up, licking my hand and nibbling playfully. I bend down and shower him in pets and kisses, beaming, and when I lift myself Chris beams, wrapping an arm around me and hugging me close as Dodger barks happily, tail going crazy.

“Hey, beautiful,” He whispers, kissing me gently.

I hum, smiling in the kiss. “Hey, gorgeous.” I squeal when he swats my ass playfully, giggling, and he growls and squeezes me.

“I see how it is, my dog is number one.” He growls, nuzzling my neck and making me giggle crazily.

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The Tables Have Turned Part II

Originally posted by bysamoylova

A/N: I hope you guys like this as much as you liked Part 1! GIF NOT MINE!

Warniing: Slight Cursing

Part 1: The Adventures of HotDog Girl & Sir Christian

The picture you’d taken and posted on Cody’s Instagram had over 469,000 likes and so many comments under it asking him so many questions about the picture and the hashtag. So many of his fans got the hashtag to top trending worldwide on twitter, you were now back in NYC while Cody was in LA but you both talked everyday consider it was only a three hour difference so it didn’t affect you both as much “What are your plans for today Sir Christian?” You said retaking your notes from your history class “I was going to live stream but talking to you is so much better right now.” He said smoothly causing you to smirk.

“Oh but Sir Christian your fans need you, they have questions and demand answers.” You said putting down your pencil laying your back down “Well Hotdog Girl, my attention is fully yours at the moment. Now indulge me in your history class, how was it today?” He asked “It was boring, the dude Rodrick, he just won’t take no for an answer, it really pisses me off.” You said sighing in frustration. Rodrick Golding, this jock in your history class who sits next a to you always try’s to flirt with you asking you on dates left and right just not knowing when to give up.

“Did you tell him you had a boyfriend?” Cody asked in a tone that you’d never heard before “Yeah, since the two day of him hitting on me, he doesn’t give a shit.” You said laughing but you felt Cody still tense “It’s not a big deal, hopefully he’ll stop soon and I mean if he doesn’t it’s very likely I won’t see him again after this semester is over.” You say picking up your pencil and continuing to write your notes.

“True, but what if he gets violent (Y/N)? Who will be there to protect you?” Cody said with his voice strained and angered “Cody. I’m not a little girl, I can handle an asshole, trust me. Please Sir Christian did you forget I am the royal servant of my king, meaning I am his knight as well. So I’m good with kicking ass,don’t worry yourself.” You said laughing causing him to let out a weak chuckle “Yeah, I’m sure.” He said.

“Just cause I don’t study in the art of bodybuilding doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass Cody.” You said challenging him trying to divert his attention from your earlier conversation “Oh really? You think so?” He said lowly, the words just sliding off his tongue without any problem. “Yeah, I know so. All those pretty muscles are just for looks.” You said biting down on your pencil softly “That’s big talk Hotdog Girl. Can you back all that up?” He said chuckling.

“Try me Sir Christian.” You said bluntly not knowing where this confidence had come from “Oh I will, I’ll be in New York next week for a convention for Teen Wolf, so be careful Hotdog Girl, I’m coming for you.” He said lowly in a teasing tone, but you knew Cody was all games so nothing would happen.

“Don’t you have a livestream to do?” You said snapping back into focus “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Seeing as you’re in a hurry to be rid of me.” Cody said faking his hurt feelings “You’ll be watching me right?” He said and you could hear the smirk through the phone “Of course, it’s not like I have anything better to do.” You said smiling.

“Alright, I better see your name pop up or I’m calling you right then and there while being live.” He said threateningly “Oo, I’m so scared.” You said teasingly “Oh you should be Hotdog Girl.” He said before hanging up. You rolled your eyes and continued on with notes, waiting for Cody’s stream to start once around 10 minutes had passed you signed in and when you did the smile on his face was breathtaking “Ahh, we have a special visitor guys. Hotdog Girl is here with us.” He said to the people who were watching and as once as you were mentioned the questions started to flow like crazy.

“Whoa whoa guys, the views and questions are flooding in.” Cody said squinting as he read the comments and questions “Why is she called Hotdog Girl? Do I know her real name? Is she my girlfriend?” Cody laughed reading the rest of the crazy questions and comments “I know her real name, she’s not my girlfriend but she is a good friend of mine, we talk everyday, she’s the first person on my mind when I wake up.. that sounded kind of creepy.. shit.. umm she loves Athena, she was the one who started the Hotdog Girl nickname.” Cody said laughing causally heating hot dog after making his last statement, you couldn’t help but swipe your fingers across the screen editing your name and asking him your question.

“Did I eat the hotdog to make fun of you? Why would I do that , you’re my favorite girl.” Cody said winking and if the fans weren’t going crazy before they started to go nuts now. After about 2 hours of watching the stream you’d fallen asleep. Once you had awoke it was to the sound of your phone ringing “Hello?” You said half awake mumbling the greeting to the person on the line “Good evening sunshine, come to your door please”. The voice said quickly before hanging up, you didn’t even question the person on the phone walking to your door opening it to feel a little body rub against your leg purring.

You looked down to see what it was, but her fur was so recognizable that even your tired eyes knew exactly what she was and who she belonged to, you scooped Athena in your arms softly stroking her fur “You’re such a good kitty.” You said softly as you gently scratched her head “Well, honey, we are home.” You heard Cody say softly leaning on your door watching you cuddle with Athena, dropping his bags at the door “And what do I owe the pleasure of your presence?” You said looking at him smiling at Athena “Well, I told you Teen Wolf was coming to New York so I came out here earlier than everyone else and I didn’t want to stay at a nice hotel when I could spend time with my favorite girls.” Cody said picking up his bags putting them down in your hall as he closed the door behind him. You continued to walk to your couch laying down while Athena made herself more comfortable on your now exposed stomach, you felt your legs lift slightly and then they were brought down onto Cody’s lap “So since you’re here and I am fully awake, how about that ass kicking I promised?” you said peeking over to see Cody’s reaction.

You couldn’t help but notice the devilish smile that appeared on his face, making you instantly regret mentioning it as you were pulled towards him in one swift motion causing Athena to jump off of you, on minute you were on his lap and then next you were now hung over his shoulder hitting his back playfully “Cody Allen Christian! Let me go!” you yelled softly trying not to wake your neighbors “Is that defeat I hear in your voice (Y/N)?” he said smoothly and then you knew it was game time. “Can I have your phone? This is adventure part 4 and it must be documented.” You said laughing still hitting his back and just as you were going to turn you heard the click of his camera “I don’t know if this one should be documented or kept?” he said smirking which earned him a nice smack on his back “Behave Christian or I might have to kick you out.” you say as you felt you back hit the sofa “It was fun but I think we know the true winner.” He said turning his back towards you, this was your moment.

You jumped on him snatching his phone out of his hands snapping another picture but this time your hair was covering a good amount of your face but Cody’s smile can be seen in the picture, and seeing it so bright warmed your heart. “Are you done snapping pictures?” Cody said taking his phone out of your hands gently sitting on the couch “What do I get for being the winner?” Cody asked watching you return to your normal sitting position “I can cook for you and we could watch a movie of your choice?” you said shrugging tying your hair into a messy ponytail “Sounds good to me.” he said leaning back in your couch, relaxing as Athena made her way to his lap beginning to fall asleep.

“Pasta, sounds good?” you ask grabbing the ingredients and pans “Anything you make sounds amazing.” Cody said watching you intently from the living room, he allowed his eyes to roam over your body as you had turned around to cook the food “Athena, I think I am truly about to be blessed.” he said with the kitten as he patiently waited for the food to be done. About 25 minutes later the smell of the marinara sauce had flooded your apartment, you set the plate of food on your coffee table as you began to cuddle next to Cody on the couch “Choose a movie yet?” you asked already knowing it was going to be a scary movie because those were Cody’s favorites.

“How about ‘It’ because it’s a memory of how we met?” Cody said giving you a cheesy smile as you nodded your head cuddling into him more. “ Movie nights are the best nights.” he said grabbing his plate and beginning to eat watching the movie closely looking back at you ever so often until the movie was done he had noticed you had fallen asleep. He snapped a photo of you captioning it “Now the tables have turned huh HotDog Girl #TheAdventuresofHotDogGirl&SirChristianPart6”

Absolutely Smitten

Stealing this off of my wattpad cos I really love it ! (I did write it tho and  I am v proud) 

I present cute Dan Howell fluff!

Inspired by the dodie song obviously 

Your POV:
You cautiously took a sip of your burning hot cinnamon chocolate drink which you and Y/F/N had ordered at your local Starbucks.
For some reason today seemed to be quite popular, crowds of people occupied the tables with their headphones in sipping their coffees. You and Y/F/N we’re lucky enough to find this table even though you had to chuck away someone’s latte that they had left there, but hey you weren’t complaining. You got out your laptop mirroring your friend who was working on an important essay for university, you didn’t really have anything to do but you came to keep her company and scroll through tumblr using the free Starbucks wifi.

“Um hi, so is it okay if me and my friend share your table because there’s no room here? an awkward voice asked me and my friend, I paused my music to answer the man and bloody hell was he gorgeous.
His hazel eyes seemed golden in the dim lighting, his fringe lazily flopped over his forehead as he looked down at me and he bit his lip as soon as I looked up making me want to scream from how adorable he looked.
My subconscious rolled her eyes from how cheesy and predictable I was, any good looking man that would talk to me would cause me to have instant butterflies.

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Prompt’s List

A/N: I’m finally doing a prompt’s list! Ahhh! Please feel free to use this as an idea starter for an imagine you may want. My Fandom’s List is in my bio and you can easily send me a request. Know that if you want to use one of my prompts, please list the prompt number and fraise in your requests.

Something like this: May I have a (Bellamy Blake) imagine with prompt number (5) “You were all I had left.” *Brackets is just an example.

Anything different than this without both the prompt number and fraise will not be accepted!


  1. “You’re the only thing left that is important to me now.”
  2. “Please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.”
  3. “Oh, love, I don’t think you understand the meaning of sarcasm.”
  4. “You don’t get to touch her! Not anymore. Not after what you did!”
  5. “I think i’m going insane.”
  6. You’re the only one for me.”
  7. “Honestly, if you wanted sex this bad you could’ve just told me!”
  8. “I’ve come to the conclusion, that this house just might be haunted.”
  9. “What makes you say that?”
  10. “There was this perfect moment. This perfect moment where everything that I wanted was clearly in front of me… and i understood.”
  11. “You broke my favourite vase!”
  12. “I think we should get a puppy, and with this puppy we should become the stereotypical cute couple. As well as because I want a dog.”
  13. “You’re crazy.”
  14. “I promise that i’ll protect you.”
  15. “I don’t need saving. Not now! Not ever.”
  16. “You act as if you’re the hard done by. You’re not.”
  17. “You cheated on me! What was I suppose to do? Smile and forgive you.”
  18. “I think you’re worth much more than that.”
  19. “I’d rather die than do that.”
  20. “Did you ever wonder what brought us together?”
  21. “Is… that really you? I thought i’d never see you again!”
  22. “You had one job!”
  23. “How is it that you’re a complete flop at everything you do?”
  24. “You need to stop.”
  25. “That lip biting’s getting a little out of hand.”
  26. “If you continue to do what you’re doing, I won’t hesitate to come over there and stop you myself.
  27. “Isn’t he just the cutest?”
  28. “I want a child.”
  29. “You still awake?”
  30. “You’re probably the hottest stranger i’ve ever seen.”
  31. “Never thought that all this would happen because of one tiny moment.”
  32. “My clothes look good on you.”
  33. “Is that my shirt?”
  34. “Isn’t that a bit too big for you?”
  35. “Isn’t that a bit too small for you?”
  36. “I think you look absolutely adorable.”
  37. “When I said you’re mine, I meant it.”
  38. “He better only be just a friend.”
  39. “Those short’s look really good on you.”
  40. “Hey, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
  41. “I… I lost the baby.”
  42. “It’s all my fault, i’m so sorry.”
  43. “My arms just fit perfectly.”
  44. “You’re drunk.”
  45. “I am not wearing that.”
  46. “How did I get stuck here with you?”
  47. “I swear, the world is against me.”
  48. “Don’t touch me!”
  49. “Get away from me!”
  50. “Tell me you need me.”

Here ya go! 

Send in some requests! I’m absolutely dying to write some Dan Howell fanfiction or some Riverdale imagines! 

Extending the Family

A/N - So, I’m watching SOA all the way through again because I recently brought the box set, and I’ve just watched the part where they go to the dog fighting place. I fucking hate animal abuse, and the way the boys - especially Tig - react to it all made me fall in love with them even more. So I decided to write an imagine about it! :)

Waiting outside of the unit the guys sent you to, you bite your nails, your skin crawling. Heart wrenching yelps were escaping from the windows of the place, your ears being filled with the horrific noise.

The noise is temporarily overpowered, the roar of motorbikes causing relief to flow over you. You wait for the boys to kill their engines, you quickly striding over to them, standing next to your man as he gets off his bike.

“What the hell is this place?” you ask painfully, not sure if you want to know the answer. You’ve grown up with dogs since you were a kid, animals being one of your favourite beings, and you couldn’t fathom the idea of people hurting them for their own cruel entertainment.

Tig wraps his arms around you, his chin resting on your head as he holds you close. A loud howl sounds through the air, your head spinning towards the building. Tig’s body stiffens, him having the same adoration for animals as you do, specifically dogs.

“Let’s go.” Jax says, the boys nodding before you all start walking towards the entrance of the place. Tig has his hand wrapped around your waist, you pulled closely into his side as you walk in time. “Everybody clear on the plan?”

Noises of confirmation answer Jax’s question, you nodding, too scared about what you’re about to see to talk. Jax nods, walking through the door, Chibs, Bobby, Happy, Tig and you close behind.

“Oh my god.” you whisper, trying to keep your composure. Tig squeezes your hip, his arm around you being the only thing stopping you from straying from the plan and going bat shit crazy.

Men stand around some sort of box, a make shift ring for the fight. Money is being thrown left and right, bets being placed as two dogs go head to head within the confined pen, yelping and crying making you want to shove your fingers in your ears.

You and Tig stand frozen, the other boys scouring the place for some dude, the two of you not being able to comprehend what’s happening. After what feels like years, some men cheer, others make sounds of defeat, the winning dog being removed from the ring. You step closer, leaving Tig’s grip, a white pitbull left lying on her side, scarlet blood adorning her coat. Thick cuts are scoured into her skin, your hand flying to your mouth.

You watch in horror as a man enters the box, him lifting the beautiful yet beaten animal up into his arms, his feet carrying him away from the ring and up some sort of ramp.

You quickly turn to your boyfriend, his gaze already on the man as he begins to follow him, you doing the same. You catch eyes with Jax, the other three men following you and Tig.

Tig leads the way, you following down some wooden stairs, a man heading through a door that leads outside. As you reach the back part of the building, the sound of buzzing flies is all you can hear, the smell of something rotten making you cover your nose.

“No, no no.” is all Tig mutters, one of his hands lifting a bin lid to reveal deceased dogs, their corpses bloody and lifeless, shoved and squished into the bin. Your body is burning with rage, you wanting nothing more than to unload a clip into any person taking part in this disgusting activity.

You watch in horror as the man pulls out his piece, aiming it as the dogs skull, not giving a shit about the animal in any sense. “Oi!”

Your yell pulls the man’s attention, Tig having his own gun pointed as you walk over to the injured dog, your eyes filling with tears at the sight of her wounds. Although she has been treated so wrongly, she still wags her tail as you stroke her, your heart aching at how trusting she is.

You tune out the conversation between the MC and the monster of a man, your concern focused on the animal. “Hey, baby. It’s gonna be okay, I promise.”

You feel a hand on your back, the scent of Tig filling your senses as he comforts you. He strokes the girls fur coat, her tongue hanging out of her mouth from exhaustion and pain.

“Take them to the clubhouse.” Tig orders, you standing up and moving out of the way as Phil lifts the wounded animal up, you turning to Tig, your hands stained with blood. He grasps your chin gently, your eyes focusing on his as you try to move past the shock you’re feeling. “I’ll be there as soon as I can, baby, okay? Look after our girl.”

You nod obligingly, Tig locking your lips with his passionately, your hands grasping as his kutte. You pull away, resting your forehead against his, placing a single kiss to his lips. “I love you. Be careful. All of you.”

You move your gaze to the other members, them nodding in agreement, you turning away to follow Phil to the van, praying that this poor, innocent pup will be okay.

After you and Chibs patch up the new addition, Tig lifts her up, carrying her to his apartment within the clubhouse. You follow, obviously, the unnamed dog being placed carefully on the bed, you and Tig taking a seat next to her frame.

“So, what you wanna name her?” he asks, his eyes filled with adoration as he looks at you. You smile, placing your lips to his in a tender kiss, the amount of love you have for this man being unexplainable in words.

“It’s up to you, baby.” you respond, caressing his cheek with your fingertips, him nestling into your touch. “You’re such an amazing person, Tiggy.”

You can tell he’s fighting with himself, wanting to voice all the reasons on why he’s anything but amazing. You glare at him warningly, a sigh escaping his lips as he decides to let it go, much to your pleasure. “You make me a better person, (Y/N).”

Looking at each other, happy and content in your private, little bubble, you can’t imagine being anywhere but here, being with anyone but this gorgeous man in front of you.

A whine breaks up the moment, a giggle bubbling from your lips as you look down at the new family member, her tail wagging and head tilted as she waits for your attention.

“Winnie.” Tig whispers, cradling the dogs head within his hands. “Means happiness, peaceful friend.”

His bright blue eyes catch yours, a smile slipping onto your lips as you nod, admiring your family of three. “Winnie it is.”

Originally posted by fand0ms4all

A/N - I hope you liked this! I love Tig and dogs so much😂😘 xxxxxx