- Alec, holding the door open for Magnus: Prettiest man first
- Magnus, smiling softly: Thank you, darling *taking one step forward*
- Jace, shoving past: Don't mind if I do
- Alec, grabbing his collar and yanking him back: I'm not talking about you!
- Jace: excuse me? Are you saying he's prettier-
- Alec, whipping out a projector: Alright, here's my powerpoint on why Magnus is prettier than you, complete with photos.
- Jace: ...it has over 100 slides
- Alec: I'm very passionate about this topic.
how do I convince the girl I like to go out with me??