and make a 'conversation'

i use my phone to do everything. except make phone calls because phone calls are awful
Be present. Make love. Make tea. Avoid small talk. Embrace conversation. Buy a plant, water it. Make your bed. Make someone else’s bed. Have a smart mouth, and quick wit. Run. Make art. Create. Swim in the ocean. Swim in the rain. Take chances. Ask questions. Make mistakes. Learn. Know your worth. Love fiercely. Forgive quickly. Let go of what doesn’t make you happy. Grow.
—  Paulo Coelho
  • <p> <b>Harry *burns his hands* *swears vehemently for ten seconds* *places them flat on Draco's chest* *moans orgasmically*:</b> AHhHhH, sO NIcE aND SO cOLd!!!<p/><b>Draco:</b> ...that's just mean.<p/></p>

So I drew a single kid Stanley and then-

Two Types of Ravenclaws
  • Ravenclaw 1: *chopping up some basil*
  • Ravenclaw 2: Basil is a pretty good name
  • Ravenclaw 1: Like Basil Rathbone, the late English actor
  • Ravenclaw 2: It was also a common name among Eastern Roman Emperors and the source of the name Vasily in Russian

waiter: hey what can i get you to eat?

demon finn: ťͯ̊ͭ̑ͭ̂hͭ͑ͪ̾̚e͆ͮ̋̀ͦ̄̄ ͆Sͣ͂̏͗ͤOͭͪ͒̎̚UͬLSͪ̐ͧ̈ ͗oͥͩ͂͊͌̚fͣ̍ͫ̊̄̈ ́̽ͮͩt͊͋̐͋ͮhͧ̏ͬͥ̑̊̚ȅ ́ͤ͗̑̈́Iͪ̃̉́̆̚N̾͆̊N̾ͦ̃́̎̅O̐̃̏͆̈́ͪC͌̃ͩ̾ͭ̈Eͣͭ̃̄ͭNTͩ͗

dean: a bagel

demon finn: N̾̃Oͬͭ̂̽Oͮͮ̌̒͌͋̍O!̋͑̌

dean: two bagels

I like to headcanon that Tucker is a werewolf

from a family of werewolves

there is probably a more logical explanation for his ‘meat sense’ and his parents letting him eat only meat for 14 years straight but I don’t want it.