and mads dressed up for it

CAN’T WAIT. GUYS LOOK AT THIS.

YURIO WITH HIS BIG SITER MILA, HAVING A GOOD TIME AT THE BEACH.

AND THIS…

BOTH VICTOR AND YUURI, DRESSED UP, AS SOMETHING… ADORABLE, I’M SURE. And that little makkachin puppy on Victor’s lap.

NOW, THIS HAS TO BE A “Welcome to the Madness” scene! please let them all go crazy!

We’ve got Team St. Petersburg, AND VICTOR IS THERE, BESIDE YUURI, SO SERIOUS AND READY TO KICK SOME ASS.

Georgi is now part of Free!

AND ALL OUR SKATERS IN A FINAL POSE, I’M DYING HERE.

Why is the Mad King dressed up as Booker DeWitt?

I need an explanation, Tumblr.

EDIT: Original GIF made by @jeremydooley

EDIT 15/02/17: Removed because I am tired of seeing people take this from GIF search…

hamilton characters as actual things said in my class

alexander: i’m not gonna do this… yes i am.

laurens: i slammed my head on my keyboard and hit enter and this came up

lafayette: not once, have i!

hercules: what about the kids out there who didn’t do their homework?

eliza: luckily mr. washington saved the day, god love his little soul.

angelica: wakey wakey eggs and math

peggy: i’m gonna go hang myself in the bathtub

washington: this is madness

thomas: i dont think its really your birthday you lie like a rug

madison: i almost said addition, james you dumb fool.

burr: *mumbling to self* tep tep tep tep tep tep

philip: i’m acute-y *dab*

maria: at school i don’t really care but when i go out on the town i get all dressed up

inspired by @dankdotham

anonymous asked:

prompt!(after hawkmoth is defeated) Chat confesses to ladybug and she says no to him. since hawkmoth is defeated and he thinks ladybug hates him. he doesnt go out as chat anymore. He "gets over" ladybug and dates/marrys mari. on their wedding day she tells him that she is ladybug. mari talks about how she misses chat and adrien gets really mad and it some hows leads to adrien saying to mari "I HAVEN'T USED THAT NAME IN YEARS" and mari is just like oh shit

Thank you for the prompt anon! Also…. did you ust ask me to use a meme in a reveal? Anyway this is a  meme reveal.


Marinette rushed into the room, closing the door as fast as she could without ruining her dress. She didn’t expect to spend her wedding day like this. She glances up, noticing her future husband looking at her curiously. She better start explaining before he gets another idea of her wanting to call off the wedding out of silly reasons.

(Seriously, the last time he thought she will break up with him and cancel the wedding cause he picked the wrong appetizer.)

“Adrien, I really need to tell you something.”

His green eyes grew bigger and the curiosity turned to fear. Rushing to like side Adrien, tangled his hands in a pleading gesture. “Please, don’t say you aren’t going to marry me anymore. I promise I will be better. I won’t eat the last tarts in the fridge anymore. I won’t use the last lavender bath bomb, I won’t play with your yarns again!”

Marinette rolled her eyes. God, her husband to be was such a  bridezilla. She grabbed his hands and squeezed reassuringly.

“I’m not leaving you, Adrien. But I have to confess something. Something that I should have done a long time ago. I’m sorry I never told you.”

Adrien blinked. “You don’t think my ass is cute. That’s it, isn’t it?” a normal person wouldn’t look so heartbroken over being told their ass isn’t cute, but then again, Adrien wasn’t exactly the picture under the definition of normal person.

“I think your ass is very cute and sexy, but this isn’t it.” Marinette took a deep breath.

Telling your soon to be husband that you were a superhero is hard enough, but telling him you also miss your partner who happened to be a really loyal dork in a cat suit… yeah, it just became harder. But Adrien was the love of her life and she knew he’d understand the fact that she wished her old partner would be at the wedding and her sadness over the fact that he wasn’t. He hadn’t seen him in years and missed him terribly.

“Adrien, what I want to say is that I was Ladybug.” Adrien simply stared at her with wide eyes and a slack jaw. “I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you! And it kills me cause I miss Chat Noir and I wished he was here too, cause he had been such a good friend and I’m sorry. Again.”

Adrien seemed to regain some composure and Marinette was happy he was screaming. But when his eyes looked in the distance with that seemed like sadness she began to worry.

“Chat Noir.” he said idly. “I haven’t used that name in years.”

Marinette was outraged. Did that tol shit just meme her on their wedding day? The nerve! And… wait… what did he say? Realization drowned on Marinette.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!”

Dean is head over heels for his daughter. He follows the toddler around all day, having tea parties and letting her dress him up in tiaras and makeup. Claire has him wrapped around her tiny pinky. Cas often gets frustrated with him, when he comes home from a long day at the office to find their living room overrun by Hot Wheels and plastic high heels, but he can never stay mad for long because Claire will announce a fashion show and she’ll come strutting down the hallway in Dean’s steel-toe boots, a Cinderella dress, and a tool belt. Dean will follow wearing his flip flops, an AC/DC tshirt and a cape made out of a pink bedsheet.

Castiel’s heart aches for how much Dean loves their daughter, but it never hurts more than when Claire would rather have her papa than her daddy. He’s caught Dean in tears over Claire telling him that she likes it better when Cas reads Harry Potter, because he does a better Dumbledore. He sees the pain in Dean’s eyes when he has to tell Claire that she’s not allowed to watch TV until she cleans up her Thomas tracks, causing her to run for Castiel and screaming that she hates Daddy.

But Claire always reverts back to loving them both to the sun and back for infinity times after a few minutes, and a day never goes by where the men don’t wake up with their daughter snuggled between them in bed.

Lost Track of Time

|| Pt. 1 || Pt. 2 || Pt. 3

Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst

Summary: You were mad, but he was out of patience 

Word Count: 1526

Warning: eh, not really a warning…that is unless you hate the F-bomb and other kinds of curse words.

Originally posted by shishikookie

You were fuming. Here you were, dressed in a stunning gown that you knew he would love and holding a boxed Rolex that you were going to gift him. You had waited for him in the fancy 5-star restaurant where you had gotten a reservation, a reservation that took you at least eight months worth of pay to save up for. But here you were, back in your shared apartment at 1 am in the morning waiting for your boyfriend of two years to come home. Yes, he had stood you up.

You would have understood if he had called you or messaged you. Hell, you would have understood if he sent a freaking messenger pigeon to send you a letter telling you why he couldn’t make it. But guess what you didn’t receive? Any sort of indication from Jungkook on where he was or why he didn’t come. 

On the couch you fiddled around with your phone tossing it up and catching it over and over again, waiting for a phone call or text message from him. Instead of the blaring sound of your ringtone or a notification indicating a message, you heard something else: the opening of the front door. He was home. 

Jungkook crept in and quietly removed his shoes since he thought that you would be most likely to be asleep by now. That’s why he was so surprised to find you awake in the middle of the night sitting on the couch wearing a long gown. 

“Oh, jagi. I thought you were asleep.” You shook your head and scoffed in disbelief.

“Don’t tell me that you don’t know why I’m awake right now, Jeon Jungkook.” He shifted when he heard you refer to him by his full name. You never used his full name unless you were angry. 

If he wasn’t so tired he would have asked you what was wrong. If he wasn’t so tired he would be doing his aegyo to cheer you up. If he wasn’t so tired he wouldn’t be picking a fight with you. 

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A True Gentleman ~Naughty November~

Prompt: oral with Eljah

Pairing: Elijah x Reader

Word Count: 400

Warning: none

tagged:  @crysxtal @dunbarkiss @kirsty-lou666 @emo-chick-59-stuff@xxshewollfxx @horror-movies-and-disney@kittencutie245 @thejulietfarciertlove @yui-miyuka

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sentence prompts ➝ rocky horror picture show
  • ❝Are you having a party?❞
  • ❝Oh, I just love success.❞
  • ❝Do your worst, inferior one!❞
  • ❝Madness takes it toll.❞
  • ❝You killed them!❞
  • ❝By night, i’m one hell of a lover.❞
  • ❝You’re too kind.❞
  • ❝I really love that rock n’ roll.❞
  • ❝My life is a misery.❞
  • ❝You liked it, didn’t you?❞
  • ❝I’m going home.❞
  • ❝Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.❞
  • ❝He never caused her nothing but shame.❞
  • ❝My feet! I can’t move my feet.❞
  • ❝Don’t get hot and flustered!❞
  • ❝I’ll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance.❞
  • ❝If there’s one fool for you then I am it.❞
  • ❝I’m dressed up with no place to go.❞
  • ❝I’m out of my head.❞
  • ❝I loved you. Do you hear me? I loved you!❞
  • ❝I grow weary of this world.❞
  • ❝I’ll oil you up and rub you down.❞
  • ❝Let me show you around.❞
  • ❝That’s a rather tender subject.❞
  • ❝Hahahaha - SHUT UP.❞
  • ❝I’m frightened. What kind of place is this?❞
  • ❝I could show you my favorite obsession.❞
  • ❝I’d only ever kissed before.❞
  • ❝I don’t want no dissension. Just dynamic tension.❞
  • ❝Nothing can ever be the same.❞
  • ❝I’ve got an itch to scratch. I need assistance.❞
  • ❝When you knocked, he thought you were the candy man.❞
  • ❝Your apple pie don’t taste too nice.❞
  • ❝Do you have any tattoos?❞
  • ❝They didn’t like me. They never liked me.❞
  • ❝Don’t dream it, be it.❞
  • ❝But it seems so unhealthy here.❞
  • ❝Oh, dear, you’re hurt! Did they do this to you?❞
  • ❝Your new playmate is loose.❞
  • ❝I have never been a quitter.❞
  • ❝I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.❞
  • ❝I’ve tasted blood and I want more.❞
  • ❝It’s just a jump to the left.❞
  • ❝Even smiling makes my face ache.❞
  • ❝There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.❞
  • ❝I’m prepared to forgive you.❞
  • ❝Don’t be upset. It was a mercy killing.❞
  • ❝Well, you got caught with a flat. Well, how ‘bout that?❞
  • ❝A mental mind fuck can be nice.❞
  • ❝That’s not way to behave on your first day out.❞
  • ❝You’re like a sponge. You take, take, take and drain others of their love and emotion.❞
  • ❝If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.❞
  • ❝Don’t judge a book by its cover.❞
  • ❝I thought there’s no use getting into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble.❞
  • ❝I see you shiver with antici..pation.❞
  • ❝You’re lucky. He’s lucky. I’m lucky. We’re all lucky!❞
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ΩPlease don't dawdle, Alice! We're very late, indeed!
Little Parker - Kai Parker (Part Two)

Warnings: None? Fluff? Angst? Little bit of blood but nothing descriptive. Sad stuff. Hugging. Crying.

Summary: Kai Parker comes back from the dead to find that he’s got a daughter. Angst and madness ensues.

A/n: @geminioriginalsimagines how dare you let me write this I can’t handle the cute

( Part One )

Originally posted by christopherwooddaily

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Annalise sat anxiously at the table, playing with her oatmeal and glancing at the door every other minute. Annalise was still in her cute pink pajamas, her hair all ruffled, but her eyes were wide awake, and she was smiling through her anxiety. A knock came at the door, and you stood up quickly to answer it.

“Eat your food, baby, we gotta get dressed soon.” You run a hand over Annalise’s hair as you walk past her and towards the door. When you opened it you were faced with Kai, holding a teddy bear and small bouquet of flowers. You let him in, reluctantly, and he gives you the flowers.

“Anna’s in the kitchen eating. Why do you have a bear?” You look from his face to the bear in his hands.

“For Anna, I didn’t know I had a daughter, I figured I’d do something nice for her.” You really want to hit him again. What does he think is going to happen? That he’ll give you flowers and give your daughter a stuffed bear and everything will be forgiven? If he would have just listened to you, none of this ever would have happened.

He follows you into the kitchen, Anna’s bowl of oatmeal was still on the table, now competely eaten, and Anna was tapping the spoon on the table in boredom. When she saw Kai she ran right to him, he hugged her back more quickly this time and when they broke apart he held out the bear.

“Thank you, daddy.” She looked adorable, you couldn’t deny that, but doesn’t every mother think their child is the most gorgeous one there is?

“Let’s get you dressed, yeah? Then we’ll all go do something fun.” Anna gives a quick nod and walks in front of you up the stairs. You turn around to look at Kai.

“Stay here, and please try not to destroy anything.” Before he can answer you’re gone, walking up the stairs towards Annalise’s room.

She was standing in her closet, looking at the dresses that lined the rack, trying to reach her favorite one. It was a purple dress, with a tu-tu like bottom, and lots of bows around the top. With Anna finally changed into her dress and leggings, you stand behind her as she walks down the stairs, her hands holding onto the rail. A crash from the kitchen has you running around her and through the archway into the kitchen. Damn had Kai pinned to the wall, his arm pressed right into Kai’s throat. Anna came running around you, her hand finding yours quickly.

“Kai, what the hell?” Kai’s gulps as he looks from you to Damon, and then down to Annalise.

“Just having a- chat.” Kai groans and leans his head back.

“Leave him alone.” Anna speaks up from beside you and Damon looks right at her.

“What?” Damon asks, his eyebrows raised.

“I said leave my daddy alone!” When Damon doesn’t let go of Kai Anna takes a step forward, her hands curled into fists at her side, as she stares Damon down.

“LEAVE DADDY ALONE!” The house shakes, a lamp falls over in the living room, and the light on the ceiling sways violently. Damon doesn’t let Kai down.

Anna screams, a the windows in the kitchen shatter, glass goes everywhere, and you reach out to grab Anna in an instant to protect her from the glass. Damon speeds out of the room and Kai gasps for air as Anna falls into your arms. Her nose was bleeding, she was probably dizzy, big magic like that wasn’t meant to be used by a five year old.

“Mommy..” Kai hands you a napkin as he kneels beside you, you wipe away the blood on her nose.

“I’m right here, baby.” She wraps her hand around your wrist as she opens her eyes.

“Where’s daddy?” Kai moves closer so she can see him, she smiles.

“I saved you.” Anna reaches her hand out and wraps her fingers around two of his big fingers.

“You saved me, but don’t do that ever again, you don’t have to save me, okay?” She nods, lets go of his fingers, curls towards your chest, and falls right to sleep.

“So much for doing something fun.” You say as you stand up, Anna still in your arms, fast asleep.

“I don’t know, I thought that was pretty eventful.” You roll your eyes.

“I’m gonna go out her down in her bed, I’ll be back down soon.” Kai gives you a nod with a soft ‘okay’ before you’re walking up the stairs again.

With Anna all tucked in in her bed, still sleeping soundly, you headed back downstairs. Kai was in the living room, trying to find a channel on the tv. The broken lamp was no longer broken, it sat intact on the table where it always was.

“How did you..?” You motion to the lamp.

“Magic.” Kai moves his fingers, much like he did when he waved, and you sat down on the other end of the couch, legs under you, leaning away from him.

“I’m not going to bite you, you know. Unless you want me to, you always were into some-”

“Okay, that’s enough.” He smiles, and you find yourself blushing.

“What? I mean, if I remember correctly, the night we made Anna was pretty wild.” You pick up a throw pillow and toss it at him.

“Shut up.” You were smiling, and you found out quickly that you were a lot less tense than before, something about Kai- he always made you feel so happy, so incredibly safe in your own little corner of the world.

You sit in silence for a while, skimming channels and scrolling through your phone. Kai kept to his side of the couch, and you were grateful for it, you didn’t want to be any closer to him than you needed to be. You were too stubborn, he’d make the first move, you wouldn’t.

“Why Annalise?” Kai’s voice pulls you out of your thoughts.

“Huh?” You clear your throat. He was still staring at the tv.

“Why name her Annalise?” You shrug.

“I just thought the name was pretty, I brainstormed for a while with an old friend of mine and well, we came up with Annalise. It’s fitting, she’s adorable, just as the name suggests.” Kai nods, silently urging you to go on about Anna.

“When she was born she wailed, crying and screaming until I held her and then, boom, no more crying. She just- stopped and stared right up at me. Bright blue eyes, tiny hands, she was so small, so tiny. She looks so much like you, the same hair, the same eyes, and when she was born that broke my heart. When I saw those blue eyes all I could think was you, you were dead, you weren’t coming back, and in that moment all I thought was that my baby- our baby, wouldn’t even get to know you.” Kai reached across the couch and took your hand, you look down at his hand on yours and then to his face. He looked so concerned, so sincere.

“That’s why I want to be here now, I want to be here for every birthday, every little league game, every time she scrapes her knee. I want to be here for everything.” You were tearing up, he wanted to be around her now, he was so different from last time, he wanted to be here for Anna.

“I missed you so much.” You hug him, for the first time in years and he hugs you back.

“I missed you too.”

Symmrat Week 2017

Role Reversal: Moreso settings where they grew up and change in some parts of their story. 

Junkrat is a mad genius working at Vishkar in creating bombs and other weapons. He’s on commission and is paid handsomely so he does whatever he wants. Dresses up in different period clothing because he says it “makes the brain juices flow.”

Symmetra, after Omnic Crisis in Southern India moves up to Northern India in the Rajasthan region. She helps make people’s lives better by making rudimentary hard light items that support the people in the village where she lives. 

YOSHIKO
Please give me some pointers on little demon fashion!
Asked by 秋花さん

Some points to note are— As expected, the most basic would be that a demon’s favorite color is black— And preferably, the more items the better♡ Because if you go with the simply-coordinated outfits that are the trend now, you’ll just end up all dressed in black♪ That’s why winter is the perfect season for little demon fashion♡ Tights and boots are definitely perfect!


YOU
What sort of loungewear do you wear at home?
Asked by 松海鳳さん

Sorry, this— Is it alright for me to say this? Somehow it’s a bit— I feel like Ruby-chan or Yocchan will get mad at me for this— but well since you asked I’ll just reveal the answer♪ Just as everyone imagined!! Sweatsuits and jerseys!♡♡ I still love wearing my middle school’s jersey even now~♪


HANAMARU
To the book-loving Hanamaru-chan, just how many books do you have in your room?
Asked by 紫鮫さん

Ah— what should I do, I never really counted them before— I don’t know zura… Hmm, maybe, I have 2 large bookshelves and 3 smaller paperback-size bookshelves so— around that much♡ Ever since childhood, I would always go to Numazu’s bookshop on my off days and buy entire paper-bags filled with books— I remember being filled with joy over it!


DIA
Since you like reading, do you talk about books with your fellow book-lover Hanamaru-chan?
Asked by ラプラスのbox小宮さん

Maru-chan and I actually have rather different taste in books— As one can tell, she prefers comparatively serious literary fiction, while I like books written by female authors. Things written from a female perspective. But— At the very least I talk about books with her more than I do with my little sister Ruby, so occasionally it feels almost as though Maru-chan is my real sister instead— Well if I say that, Ruby would certainly get mad♡


RIKO
When you paint, what sort of things do you mostly paint?
Asked by ともちさん

From the start— What I painted was mostly sceneries, and occasionally images of still life— But after coming to Uchiura, I’ve started painting portraits a bit. Compared to Tokyo where I’ve lived all my life, Uchiura is filled with overwhelmingly beautiful sceneries such as the sea, mountains, forests and Mt. Fuji— So even I find it strange that I’ve switched to painting portraits instead♡ Now— I want to paint everyone’s smiles.


CHIKA
I want to know the level of Chika’s talent in table-tennis♪
Asked by かっちゃん!さん

Needless to say, I’m at the level of the Olympic athlete Mizutani— or at least that’s what I would like to say, but that’s obviously a bit impossible— Tehehe♡ But I can smash quite well! Lately I’ve managed to beat Kanan-chan all the time!! Without trouble!! Plus when we were kids, I always lost to the older Kanan-chan. I’m definitely the champion of table-tennis in Uchiura♡


KANAN
Are there any stars or constellations you like?
Asked by 燃え上がれ、俺の小宇宙よ!さん

I like the winter constellations, because the sky is clear and you can see the stars quite well— And though it might be overly common, I like the Orion and Cassiopeia constellations♡ Back in elementary school— When I first found them during the early moths of the winter constellation, I was moved by how those two were easy to find— and came to like stars because of that. It tells us the position of the North Star even when out at sea, isn’t that role romantic?


MARI
Does Starbright have any other horses as friends?

Asked by 鈴生昴さん

Right now, it’s alone in its stable— so while it’s sad, it doesn’t have any other horses as friends, but it seems like it’s friends with the cats and penguins raised on the island. Hehe— Isn’t it amazing, for it to have penguins as friends— Living in a hotel is also interesting in that aspect. So Cute♪ I’m certain it’ll make friends with the sea lions and dolphins while living here too♡♡


RUBY
If you were to keep a pet, what would it be?
Asked by ハマチャさん

I’m absolutely terrified of dogs so— maybe a cat? Ah, but then if it got mad and lashed out with its claws with a snarl that would be scary too… What should I pick. Something smaller— I know, a rabbit might be great♡ It doesn’t bark or bite, and doesn’t scratch— I want to sleep together with a fluffy and kind rabbit♪ ♪♡☆

Source: Dengeki G’s Magazine January 2017 issue

Mass Effect: Loyalty Missions

Shepard: Are we all ready to go guys?

Legion: Geth consensus…beep boop.. please save us.

Kasumi: I need to dress you up, break into a mansion and steal something for me.

Shepard: ….Okay, oddly specific but okay.

Jacob: I have daddy issues.

Tali: Don’t we all?

Shepard: Okay, so Tali, you’re daddy issues too? *scribbles on notepad*

Tali: Oh yeah and can we reclaim my homeworld too?

Shepard: *facepalms, writes it down*

Wrex: Cure my people’s thousand year old disease.

Shepard: that might be hard but okkkayyyy.

Garrus: Help me wipe out three gangs and one lone guy.

Shepard: Do you think he’s even alive in this reaper shit show?

Garrus: Yes.

Shepard: Okay, do you know where he is?

Garrus: Idk, my heart will guide me

Shepard: Ugh! Okay. *writes it down*

Shepard: Ashley?

Ashley: I’m dead.

Shepard: Oh! Oops sorry about that!

Ashley: It’s cool.

Shepard: Liara?

Liara: I need to become the shadow broker!

Shepard: Liara, do you NEED to become the shadow broker or do you just WANT to become the shadow broker?

Liara: NEED!

Shepard: Okay, fine.

Mordin: Help me find my student? Also seashells?

Vega: Help me think of a sweet N7 tattoo design?

Shepard: FINALLY! NOW THAT SOUNDS MANAGEABLE! Who’s next?

Grunt: I just hit puberty.

Shepard:……………………….oookkkkaaayyy not sure I can help with that.

Miranda: Help me hide my kidnapped sister?

Shepard: Wait ……What?!

Joker: Get rid of this ship cancer.

*EDI walks in a game later with her sexy robot body*

Joker: Nevermind. I’m good!

Jack: I want to go blow some shit up.

Shepard: What kind of shit?

Thane: Help me stop my son from making the mistakes I did.

Shepard: Thane, teens are teens, they gotta make there own mistakes.

Thane: At his age I became an assassin.

Shepard: *writing rapidly* Oh, yep, nope, might wanna stop that.

Samara: Help me kill my daughters?

Shepard: WHAT? OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH! I SWEAR if one more person asks me to do something I will light the citadel on FIRE!

*Kaidan walks in*

Shepard: AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! END WORLD HUNGER?

Kaidan: *In small scared voice.* I made you cookies shaped like hearts.

Shepard: *hugs him* THANK YOU GOD!

Lipstick (Blurb)

addy!harry with his girl or twins being 13/14 starting to wear makeup and at first he’s mad at her but it’s only because he’s emotional she’s growing up but the missus talk to him and it’s all end well 

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, where do you think you’re going, young lady?”

Your 13-year-old daughter stopped and turned to face her father who was seated at the kitchen table.

“School?” she shrugged.   

“Not dressed like that, you’re not. And what’s all over your face?”

Your daughter sighed and crossed her arms. She was dressed in black skinny jeans and a top that was a bit lower than she normally would wear.

“Dad…”

“No, c’mere,” Harry said, motioning her over.

You came around the corner just in time to see Harry examining the makeup on your daughter’s face. She saw you and gave you a look to suggest that she wanted you to step in and tell her father to stop being so embarrassing.

“Harry, what are you doing?” you asked.

He peered around your daughter to give you a very disgruntled frown.

“Have you seen what our daughter is planning on wearing to school today, (Y/N)?”

You took a few steps closer and smirked.

“I have. I was there when she bought that shirt.”

“It’s fashionable, dad,” your daughter insisted, “You’re always wearing fashionable stuff; why can’t I?”

“Because I’m not 13,” Harry countered, “And since when do you wear makeup?”

She sighed, clearly fed up with his questions.

“Since mum took me to the store and helped me pick some out.”

Harry frowned again, but finally leaned back in his chair.

“Shouldn’t need to wear that much makeup at your age. You’re beautiful without it.”

“Dad…can I go, please?”

Harry sighed, but then nodded.

“Take a coat though, please. It’s chilly out.”

She let out a bit of an exasperated huff, but grabbed a jacket from the rack on her way out. As soon as you heard the door shut, you walked over behind Harry and slid your arms down around his neck.

“What’s that look for?” you said, poking at his cheek which was still turned down in a frown.

“She’s 13. Do all 13-year-olds start wearing makeup and dressing like they’re 18?”

“Some of them do. Does it really upset you that much?”

“S’not so much the makeup…s’just…she’s still supposed to be my little girl, isn’t she? Now she’s walkin’ around all grown up and stuff. S’like I blinked and missed everything.”

You chuckled and moved around to the front of him, sitting down on his knee and leaning in to give him a kiss.

“She’s still your little girl, Harry. She’s growing up, but she’s always going to need her dad, no matter what. We’ve raised a strong, confident, beautiful, independent young lady who is starting to come into her own and there are going to be a lot of changes and heart breaks and stresses for her coming up in the next few years. A little experimenting with makeup isn’t the end of the world.”

Harry finally broke into a small smile and gave you another kiss.

“We did raise a good kid, didn’t we?”

“We did.”

He nudged at your neck with his nose.

“So…any chance you’d ever want to raise another one?”

You quickly got off his lap and walked for the door.

“Oh, look at the time! I think I have to go…do something else. See you later, honey!”

Harry laughed, shaking his head and taking another sip of his tea.

It had been worth a shot.

When she slaps Helen bishop in the grocery store by the bananas

“My people are Nordic”

When she goes to the model casting in that huge dress

Bambina Betty in Rome

When she finally confronts Don about the box

“I’m not stupid I speak Italian”

When she sets up that fake threesome brunch between her the stable hottie and her friend with not intentions of going and then the day of the brunch she picks up the phone so it doesn’t ring and bakes cookies or cake or whatever the fuck with her kids and waits as the seeds of drama she plants grow

Her letter to Sally!!!! 😢

Anytime she drags Don after they get divorced

When she hooks up with some random in a bar bathroom and then the bartender asks what were you doing and she gives him a looks that says we’ve been fuckin

Eating bugles on the couch

The list is endless

Moment (Bodyguard!Reader x Oracle!Noctis)

A/N: I don’t think Noct would be any different as the Oracle, to be honest. He causes exactly the same amount of trouble for everyone else around him. This is short, sorry.

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Originally posted by behexagusthegreat

You sat silently with your arm out. Noctis was still dressed casually in jeans and a hoodie with one of his hands gently holding yours and the other hovering over the large wound in your arm. The light that touched your skin was warm and calming, but you still managed to hold an air of indifference, not giving into looking at the Oracle.

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Imagine the brothers deciding to share... (phone drabble)

Warnings: Unedited. Sexual situation. Implied smut.

“Dean?” You looked at him in confusion as he pulled back. Leaving you sitting on the large wooden table near the entrance of the bunker. Lips swollen. Confusion dancing in your darkened eyes.

“You know I love you, right?” His hand rubbed against your thigh, pushing up your skirt further. You’d dressed up a bit for date night.

“I know.” Your brow furrowed. “I’ve never doubted it.” Your hand came up and brushed against his face tenderly.

“I see how you look at Sam,” He murmured. Looking deep into your eyes.

“I-”

“It’s okay, Y/N.” He cut off your denial before you could even get it out. “I’m not mad.”

“I…I don’t… I don’t understand.” You breathed out.

“He wants to watch while I fuck you against the table.” Sam’s husky voice sounded as he entered the room. Shirt off. Muscles flexing naturally as he walked. “If you want to.” The last bit was more of a question than a statement. Designed to let you know that you were in control of the evening.

Your eyes widened impossibly further before you turned back to Dean. Asking if what Sam said was true silently. A slow, tentative nod was your response.

“I never really get to see you,” He whispered in his low voice that never ceased to warm you up. “This way, we all get what we want.”

“So, what do you say, Y/N?” Sam asked. Letting his own darkened eyes meet yours.

“Okay.” You breathed out heavily, after a moment of thought.

Your heart thudded as Dean backed away. His arms crossing as he leaned against the wall. And Sam. He moved closer. Slowly, with a wicked smirk on his lips. As if he were going to eat you alive…

When anybody says “schools today are just too ‘PC’!”