and lose especially well byu

I’m visiting my friend at BYU.
They have this awesome crepe place with chalkboard tables and chalk to go along with it.
I’ve been advertising TCGS on them for, like, three days now. I’ve written this on about five tables. On one table, I wrote it right next to someone else’s advertisement for “”
My true, desperate hope is that some lovely, wildly polite, naive Mormon kid will see it, look it up, and have their innocence completely wrecked.
Thanks, Chris Gethard Show, for everything you’ve done.
I’m pretty sure the people who work there hate me. And they’re probably looking for some kid named Chris Get-hard who lives in the area to blame it on.