and look at that 'oh no you didn't' face

  • Pidge: Oh man, do you remember the first time Hunk corrected Iverson in class?
  • Lance: Yes! That was the best day of my life...
  • Keith: I remember Lance getting detention for three weeks when he tried to film the look on his face
  • Hunk: That's funny
  • Keith: Yeah it was-
  • Hunk: Because I thought you didn't remember Lance from the Garrison?
  • Keith:
  • Lance:
  • Pidge: Oh my god
  • Keith: OH YOU NEED ME TO REPORT TO THE BRIDGE SHIRO OK I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
  • Winn: Whoa, Lena what happened to your face?!
  • Maggie: Yeah little Luthor looks like you ran into a pole.
  • Lena: *covers bruised face* Oh well something in the lab and an experiment went whoosh it was bad so naturally you know my face and getting injured- *waves hands around*
  • Alex: *sighs* Kara kissed you and broke your nose didn't she.
  • Lena: ...Yes.
  • Kara: *pouts* It was an accident.
  • Alex: *pats back* It always is Kara.
  • Lena: *winces and smiles* If it's any consolation you're a very good kisser despite the broken nose.
  • Kara: *sniffles* Helps a little.

Jumin: Did you try the back camera

based off a vine from eons ago// (a sequel to V’s selfie post, click!)

Aubrey tells Beca about Chloe's toner:
  • [BECA is walking out of an elevator and makes her way down the hallway. Her phone begins ringing and she frowns at the caller I.D. before answering]
  • BECA: Aubrey?
  • AUBREY: Hi Beca. How's L.A.?
  • BECA: Um yeah...good...thanks...?
  • *pause*
  • BECA: So...this is a surprise. I mean, you don't often call me. In fact, you've NEVER called me. Ever. And it's, what *pulls phone from ear to quickly check the time*...3am where you are? Is everything ok?
  • AUBREY: *sighs* No, not really. I called about Chloe.
  • [BECA gets to her hotel room and stops, unlocking the door]
  • BECA: Why, has something happened to her? Is she okay?
  • [BECA steps into her hotel room, closing the door behind her]
  • AUBREY: No, Beca, she's not.
  • [BECA freezes]
  • BECA: Oh my god. What happened?!
  • AUBREY: You did.
  • BECA: What?
  • AUBREY: You happened. Chloe was perfectly fine until you happened.
  • [BECA swallows loudly as she walks over to her hotel bed and sits on the end of it heavily]
  • AUBREY: I've known Chloe for ten years. I'd never seen her look at anyone else the way she looked at you. The way she STILL looks at you.
  • BECA: I don't-
  • AUBREY: *sighs* -Beca, I know you and I haven't always seen eye-to-eye. But there IS one thing that's important to both of us and that's Chloe's happiness, right?
  • BECA: Um...yeah.
  • AUBREY: So why is it since you left I've been having to take care of a mopey Chloe?
  • BECA: Um...
  • AUBREY: She barely eats, barely talks, NEVER laughs...
  • BECA: Aubrey, I-
  • AUBREY: ...it's been three days and you've barely texted her!
  • BECA: Woah Aubrey, I asked her if she was alright with me going and she said yes!
  • AUBREY: Oh WAKE UP Beca!! She never wanted you to leave but she told you you should because she wanted to support you!
  • *pause as AUBREY catches her breath*
  • AUBREY: *sighs* Beca, I promised Chloe I wouldn't tell you this but I can't bear to see her unhappy anymore so...
  • *BECA strains her ears, desperate to know what AUBREY will say*
  • AUBREY: ...Chloe broke up with Chicago before you left.
  • BECA: What? Why didn't she say anything?!
  • AUBREY: Because she believed that this LA thing was your big break. She didn't want to risk telling you and for you to decide not to go and miss out on your dream.
  • BECA: Oh...
  • AUBREY: I just thought you should know because *sighs* Beca I'm not an idiot. I've seen the way you've looked at her during this tour. When she's been with Chicago? That's not the look you give your friend when you dislike the guy she's seeing. BELIEVE me I know, I never liked Chicago either. But not because I was jealous of him.
  • [BECA brings a hand to her face and pinches the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes as she tries to process what has just been said]
  • AUBREY: Beca this is your life. I'm not going to tell you what to do or how to live it. Just...remember what's important okay?
  • [AUBREY hangs up and BECA places her phone on the bed, looking down at her feet.]
  • ---------------
  • [14 hours later. AUBREY is in her hotel room gathering final strands of her hair to place in an already established 'up-do'. There is a rumble of thunder and heavy rain sounding from outside the window. AUBREY hears a fast knock on the door. She opens the door to see BECA stood on the other side, soaked from the rain, clearly cold, gasping to catch her breath.]
  • AUBREY: Beca wha-
  • BECA: -Where's Chloe?
  • AUBREY: She's gone down to the dressing rooms alrea- hey, wait!
  • [BECA has already begun running off and AUBREY watches as BECA dashes down the hall and through a door that leads to the stairwell.]
  • ---------------
  • [CHLOE stands in front of a long mirror in the dressing room that is situated at the side of the stage where they will be performing their final show of the tour, smoothing down the front of her black dress with her left hand, then glances at her phone in her right. She sighs as she sees she has no message from BECA.
  • FAT AMY clears her throat beside her and CHLOE furrows her brow, looking to her right at FAT AMY and CYNTHIA-ROSE. She sees them nod to the mirror, their eyebrows raised expectantly, presumably to make her look in it's reflection.
  • CHLOE looks back at the mirror and sees in it's reflection BECA stood in the doorway, soaked and breathless. CHLOE turns on the spot and is clearly speechless.]
  • CYNTHIA-ROSE: Um...me and Fat Amy have somewhere we need to be.
  • FAT AMY: We do?
  • [FAT AMY sees CYNTHIA-ROSE's facial expression and clocks on]
  • FAT AMY: Oh RIGHT. Yeah. Let's...go to that place...that we have to go to.
  • [FAT AMY and CYNTHIA-ROSE make their way out of the dressing room, grinning at BECA who gives them both an awkward polite smile before they close the door behind them.
  • BECA begins to slowly walk towards CHLOE who is clearly nervous and surprised.]
  • BECA: So...you broke up with Chicago?
  • CHLOE: Uh...yeah...who-?
  • BECA: Aubrey called me.
  • CHLOE: I told her not to say anythi-
  • BECA: I know. But I'm pleased that she did.
  • [BECA pauses a couple of yards from CHLOE, not bothered that she is still soaked from head to toe.]
  • CHLOE: Your job-?
  • BECA: -Doesn't matter. None of it matters. LA. My dream. None of it. Not really.
  • [BECA slowly takes a few steps forward so she is now mere inches from CHLOE]
  • BECA: But you...
  • [BECA and CHLOE hold eye contact, but it isn't weird. They have looked at each other this intensely before. In that shower cubical at Barden six years ago when they sang 'Titanium' together.]
  • BECA: ...Chloe you matter. You REALLY matter to me.
  • [Tears appear in CHLOE's eyes]
  • BECA: On the flight over here I realised I could live my life just fine without ever becoming a Music Producer. But my life wouldn't be worth living if I didn't have you in it. And I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner-
  • [BECA's sentence is interrupted as CHLOE brings her hands to BECA's face and pulls her into a deep kiss. BECA immediately wraps her arms around CHLOE's waist pulling her tighter to her. Their faces rock gently from side to side as they intensify the kiss, inhaling deeply. Before long CHLOE opens her mouth wider, inviting BECA's tongue into her mouth which takes CHLOE by surprise and elicits a small squeak from the redhead when BECA begins rolling her tongue with hers. They mutually, reluctantly, break the kiss, grinning. CHLOE bites her bottom lip. BECA keeps her hands in CHLOE's hips.]
  • CHLOE: I...don't know what to say.
  • BECA: Have I mastered the impossible and made the great Chloe Beale speechless?
  • [CHLOE lets out a small giggle then her face turns serious as her blue eyes inspect BECA's face nervously.]
  • CHLOE: I don't want to say how I'm feeling in case I freak you out.
  • BECA: Chloe...?
  • [BECA smiles softly, leans her face closer to CHLOE's face, and keeps CHLOE's eye contact with her own eyes.]
  • BECA: *whispers* I love you.
  • [A smile spreads on CHLOE's face as she takes a deep breath]
  • CHLOE: *whispers* I love you too.
  • [BECA and CHLOE kiss again, this time gently.]
  • FAT AMY: *outside the closed door* Can we come in yet?
  • [BECA and CHLOE part their lips, holding each other's hands as they lean their foreheads against each other. BECA closes her eyes clearly frustrated with FAT AMY's timing.]
  • FAT AMY: *outside the closed door* It's just...Aubrey's out here and really wants us to finish getting ready - OW!!
  • [BECA and CHLOE pull their faces apart. CHLOE giggles quietly as BECA rolls her eyes at FAT AMY getting into trouble with AUBREY.]
  • FAT AMY: Okay FINE, Aubrey says take as long as you need - OW!!
  • *pause*
  • FAT AMY: Look, can we just come in before I get battered again? - OW!! Aubrey what now?!
  • [BECA looks to CHLOE apologetically and CHLOE gives her a wink with a sweet smile. BECA quickly leans back to CHLOE and places a brief kiss on her lips before turning her head to the door of the dressing room.]
  • BECA: Alright Amy, you can come in.
  • [The door of the dressing room swings open and FAT AMY, AUBREY, and CYNTHIA-ROSE stand in the doorway with expectant looks on their faces, the rest of THE BELLA's stood behind them with similar expressions. They all squeal in excitement at the sight of BECA and CHLOE grinning whilst holding hands and everyone outside the door tumble into the dressing room to congratulate BECA and CHLOE.]
Who Broke it?
  • Joker: "So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know."
  • Harley: "I did! I broke it Mr. J!"
  • Joker: "No, no you didn't. Ed?"
  • Riddler: "Don't look at me. Look at Harvey!"
  • Two-Face: "What? I didn't break it."
  • Riddler: "Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?"
  • Two-Face: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."
  • Riddler: "...suspicious."
  • Two-Face: "No it's not."
  • Scarecrow: "If it matters, probably not but, Selina was the last one to use it."
  • Cat Woman: "Lier! I don't even drink that crap!"
  • Scarecrow: "Oh really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"
  • Cat Woman: "I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, John!"
  • Harley: "Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, puddin'."
  • Joker: "No! Who broke it?!"
  • ....
  • Two-Face: "Joker, Ivy's been awfully quiet-"
  • Ivy: "rEALLY?"
  • Two-Face: "Yes, really!"
  • Ivy: "Oh my god!"
  • *all fighting in the background*
  • Joker: "I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."
9

a twitter compilation of a sudden and inexplicable werewolf au (click images)

Don’t look at Heiji, look back at me, and say “he doesn’t even act like a dog” with a straight face

  • Maggie: *sees Lena's hand in a cast* What happened to your hand little Luthor?
  • Lena: *waves hand around* Psh, oh THIS. You know just another lab accident. There was a lever and then one of our engines and a whoosh happened and my hand was there and boom it got injured.
  • Alex: *covers face* Ew, I thought you could control yourself Kara?
  • Kara: *blushes* I couldn't help it alright.
  • Maggie: *looks around* Wait what are yo- oh, oh ooooh go little Luthor! Didn't know you had it in you...or should I say Kara?
  • Lena: *smirks* Definitely Kara.
  • Alex: EW!
  • Kara: Lena!
Bilingual Klance be like
  • (Lance and Hunk sitting down in the lounge room)
  • Lance: OK, but Hunk- mi amigo-
  • Hunk: Yes?
  • Lance: I just don't understand it! How can Keith be so-
  • Hunk: Lance!
  • Hunk (points to Keith walking into the room):
  • Keith:
  • Lance: Dios mío
  • *Oh my God*
  • Keith: Lance:¡Hunk, sólo míralo!... ¡Mira!¡Él es absolutamente hermoso! ¿Cómo puede ser tan caliente? Dios mío...
  • *Hunk, just look at him! Look! He is absolutely beautiful! How can someone be so hot? My God...*
  • Lance(puts face in his hands): Lo quiero tanto...
  • *I want him so much*
  • Hunk (didn't understand a single word, but got the jest and pats Lance's back): Y-yeah... sure thing buddy
  • Keith:
  • Keith (walks up behind Lance and kisses his neck): Te quiero, tambien... embeleso.
  • *I want you too... sweetheart.*
  • Keith (walking away): Hasta luego, mi amor.
  • *See you later, my love*
  • Lance (blushes furiously):
  • Hunk: What did he say?
  • Lance: N-nada... I mean...
  • Lance (immediately leaves the room): NoThINg!!
  • -I'm sorry if my Español is a little rusty lol... I only learned it through the school system for five years... if I said anything incorrectly please let me know-
  • Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.
  • Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
  • Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!
  • Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!
  • Steph: wait
  • Tim: oops
  • Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon's?
  • Damian: don't be vulgar, Grayson
  • Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out
  • Cass: awww, you save each other!
  • Kon: we're teammates. it's what we do.
  • Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth....
  • Kon: you never needed it!
  • Duke: how do you....even know mouth-to-mouth?
  • Kon: all heroes should know it!
  • Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?
  • Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans
  • Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me....just saying...
  • Kon: stop being gross!
  • Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you--
  • Kon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID
  • Jason: 's what it sounded like
  • Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical
  • Steph: and why is that, Timbo?
  • Tim: uh
  • Kon: I'm bi, okay?????
  • Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?
  • Tim: we're friends. We talk.
  • Steph: let me guess. It's 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim's room--
  • Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim's bed, they stare into each other's eyes--
  • Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim's face--
  • Duke: "I'm bi, Tim."
  • Dick: "Bi....for YOU."
  • Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
  • Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn't
  • Donna: that's how Dick came out as pan to me
  • Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn't say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part--
  • Damian: that never happened, Grayson
  • Donna: oh yeah it did, punk
  • Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to
  • Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?
  • Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend...
  • Steph: Damian, you're such a terrible person, look at his little face
  • Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!
  • Cass: we can talk about both
  • Jon: no, no, it's not Damian's fault--
  • Jason: that he's a little punk? yeah, it is
  • Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone's mating habits?
  • Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?
  • Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said "hey, Roy, I'm bi" and he said, "That's funny, your pants were saying--"
  • Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE
  • Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper's disgusting habits
  • Steph: right, let's talk about CASS and Harper's disgusting habits!
  • Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.
  • Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww
  • Duke: this doesn't mean you're off the hook, Timberly
  • Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!
  • Cass: no, I'm pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR
  • Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????
  • Dick: I KNEW IT!!!
  • Steph: did you make out??
  • Kara: was it romantic??
  • Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!
  • Cass: oh
  • Donna: boring
  • Cassie: I expected more from you
  • Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week....
  • Tim: NO NO NO
  • Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
  • Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE
  • Tim: NOOOOOOOO
  • [everything descends into chaos]
  • Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.
  • Clark: I'll admit I wasn't, uh, expecting that. At all.
  • Diana, eating popcorn: I was!

Sehun does have a nice neck doesn’t he Jongin?

anonymous asked:

Sakamaki/ Mukami reaction to waking up and finding that their so has sneaked into their bed in the middle of the night to sleep next to them

Shu: *feels a warmthness snuggled up to him and fusses a bit* Laito…Get out of my..*smells her scent and opens his eyes* Oh it’s you…And you’re knocked out huh?  It’s cute that you trust me enough to sleep next to me woman…or maybe you’re awake and want me to do dirty things to you~. Heh just kidding *pecks her cheek and closes his eyes*

Reiji: *feels weight shift in bed* Hmm? *turns over to find his lover curled up next to him, staring at him with scared eyes* *sighs* I’m guessing you had a nightmare… you didn’t have to sneak in here, you could have just asked *gets up* I’ll make you some hibiscus tea, it calms anxiety, that should put you back to sleep… *kisses her forehead then gets up*

Ayato: *feels someone rip blankets off of him* …The fuck!?!? *gets up angrily and sees his lover curled up in a blanket cocoon* Hey who gave you permission to steal my goddamn blankets!? I don’t mind you for sleeping with Ore-sama but not if you’re gonna take my shit!! *angrily shakes her awake* Give em’ back!!!

Kanato: *turns over and sees his lover sleeping next to him* what the hell… I didn’t give you permission to sleep in MY bed!! …but you look so cute sound asleep. Okay, I’ll allow it *clings onto her* mmm you’re so comfy…. *rests his head on her boobs* but you better ask next time.

Laito: *Doesn’t even need to open up his eyes to know it’s her* Mmm~ does someone need a good fucking~? Fufu how dirty Bitch-chan…*climbs over her and then realizes she’s asleep* Oh?  Aww…did you think sleeping with me would make you feel much safer~?  You’re so naive…but I’ll let it slide.  *brushes hair out of her face and kisses her forehead*

Subaru: *wakes up* Damn it’s so squished in here… *looks over to find his lover curled up in a ball besides him* How the hell did she manage to squeeze into this coffin… *strokes her hair* she looks so cute when she sleeps though… must’ve had a nightmare or something *grabs her and holds her* you’re safe now.

Ruki: *feels someone climb ontop his chest and sees his lover curled up ontop of him*  Livestock? Wanna offer an explanation? (”…the thunder scares me”)  Hmm…you know thunder can’t hurt you right? It’s only a sound caused by sudden increase of pressure that lightning produces from- *sees she’s dozing off and sighs* Sweet dreams Livestock. *holds her*

Kou: *turns over in his sleep and is face to face with his sleeping lover* Aw, how cute, my little kitten wants to sleep with me~! *kisses her nose and pulls her in so her face is in his chest* why don’t you just sleep with me every night! *chuckles and strokes her hair* sweet dreams m-neko-chan.

Yuma: *feels nuzzling in his chest and looks down* …Sow?  Haha you’re so small that if I hadn’t noticed you I would’ve rolled over ya and squished ya.  Well…since we’re both here and and everyone is asleep. *bites his lip and climbs over her, slowly grinding* (”mmm no!! I’m tired”) Cmon babe. *gets a pillow thrown at his face* Tch fine bratty pants!! *lays back down and lazily drapes arm over her*

Azusa: Oh, you’re here…I was beginning to feel lonely anyways… *holds her* you’re so warm…I like you here…you should sleep with me every night…. *smiles and interlocks fingers* goodnight beautiful.

4

- Okay, last night we saw a movie.
- What was my snack of choice?
- Sprinkled Milk Duds over your popcorn.

6

Wes Bentley as Peter Hood in Gone (2012)

@missmoonchilde, if you’re there.

Only when I want to
  • I know I am forever dicking on Cullen for being an adorkable wet blanket in Inquisition but really:
  • *Temple of Dumat*
  • Varric: Curly, did you just...
  • Cullen: Yes.
  • Varric: But... How?! There were ten of them and I only turned away for a second?!
  • Cassandra: The Commander is a highly skilled Templar Knight, what did you expect?
  • Varric: Well sure but...ten to one?!
  • *At the War Table*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, I've assigned my best officers to your guard.
  • Inquisitor: Cullen, I am just popping down to the Hissing Wastes, not assaulting the Breach.
  • Cullen: That's why I only assigned five this time.
  • Inquisitor: This time?!
  • Cullen: You didn't actually think you slaughtered your way through the Hinterland Bear Country on your own?
  • Inquisitor: Oh...
  • *Arbour Wilds*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, keep going! I'll stay and cover your retreat!
  • Inquisitor: Oh no you don't buddy! I didn't keep you alive for months for you to then succumb to a nasty stab wound or an errant tree root!
  • Cullen: *Stops fighting* Yeah about that. *Stabs the nearest demon in the face with ease without looking*
  • Inquisitor: *Alarmed* What?!
  • Cullen: You seem to like the whole Prince Charming in Distress, I didn't want to ruin a good thing.So get going, I've got this. *straight up murders everything in the vicinity*
  • Inquisitor: What is even real anymore?!
  • Cullen: Well I still can't talk to women and flail in every social situation?
  • Inquisitor: It will have to do.
  • *Skyhold* - bonus
  • Inquisitor: Did anyone in Kirkwall catch your interest?
  • Cullen: Not in Kirkwall.
  • Inquisitor: Excuse me?
  • Cullen: What?
  • Inquisitor: *Bewildered* I think my panties just dropped.
  • Cullen: *Smoulders* I can help you look for them, perhaps my room?
  • Inquisitor: Maker...

anonymous asked:

Victor: Yuuri~ (^ ❤️ ^) Yuuri: Hi Victor :) Victor: Done working? Yuuri: Yes. But I'm still stressed :( The case im working on is complicated Victor: ooh what case? Maybe I can help, Officer ;) Yuuri: Hahaha thanks. It's called "The Nikiforov Case" Victor: Oh. I don't know that Yuuri: I didn't really expect you to Yuuri: I don't even know what his face looks like haha Victor: Hm Victor: What do you think he looks like?? Yuuri: i think he would be bald tbh! Haha Victor in the distance: fuck

Interesting dialogue! :D
Hahaha, poor Victor ^^;;
IT’S OKAY, EVEN IF YOU GO BALD YURI WILL SURELY STILL LOVE YOU
Though, he’s probably less in love with the criminal side of you XD

“I grab both sides of her face and force her to look at me”

“I don’t want to ever see you like that again.”
“I’m alright. I’m still here. Okay?”

7

If only DA characters interacted with you if you were literally staring at their faces for more than one minute. -sighs forever- 

How it actually went down
  • <p> <b>Jon:</b> Sansa it's okay you can tell me anything, I'm your brother<p/><b>Sansa:</b> well my life in Kings Landing was pretty bad, the Vale was pretty bad and Ramsey was pretty bad<p/><b>Jon:</b> was any of it good? Come on I just died, try to be positive<p/><b>Sansa:</b> Well... marrying Tyrion was the highlight of all of it, I lived with him and everything, he was the best<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he took no crap from anybody<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he handled King's Landing finances like a boss<p/><b>Jon:</b> Soooo I take it you want to talk about Tyrion Lannister while we braid each other's hair? Fine, but only because you're my sister<p/><b>Sansa:</b> oh good well it all started out when he slapped Joffrey....<p/><b></b> *Ten hours and one badass Jon Snow ponytail later*<p/><b>Sansa:</b> And he stood up to his father and Cersei for me and he was the strategist in the battle of Blackwater and he used to get me lemon cakes every morning<p/><b>Jon:</b> Sansa it's been TEN HOURS! I've got to pee sometime<p/><b></b> *Time break*<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> So Sansa? She okay? I mean not that I care but she's good now right? Not dead or stabbed or assassinated by anybody.<p/><b>Jon:</b> oh seven not another one! Yeah she's okay<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> ....<p/><b>Jon:</b> ...<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> is that all?? Come on Jon Snow! She's Sansa, she's the greatest ever<p/><b>Jon:</b> let me guess, you want to talk about my sister while we sit down and do the male version of braiding each other's hair<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> Drinking, here we call that drinking<p/><b>Jon*tired*:</b> fine go ahead, it's not like I've got anything else to do for the next ten hours<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> cool, so everything started when she smiled at the common folk, and let me tell you, Sansa has a great smile<p/><b></b> *Ten hours and a barrel of Dornish wine later*<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> And she just stood there and didn't cry, defiant to the bone, looked at Cersei in the eye and didn't spit on her, Sansa's restraint, that poise, that elegance, like a self righteous goddess of Im-better-than-you it was glorious<p/><b>Jon:</b> ....you really needed to get that off your chest didn't you?<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> well yeah, you think anyone here wants to hear me talk about Sansa?...like who Varys? Missandei? Danny? Face it Jon Snow you're all I've got<p/><b>Jon:</b> My sister implied the same thing<p/><b>Tyrion:</b> So she talks about me...?<p/><b>Jon:</b> oh no, no, no, no I am not falling for that, if you want to talk to my sister, send her a Raven like normal people, I am not going to get stuck in the middle of your non-consumated-marital issues, JON SNOW OUT<p/><b></b> *angrily marches away from non-brother-law*<p/></p>
‘Jaw-Dropper’ Draco x Reader Fluff.

Request?: “MORE FLUFFY IMAGINES!!!! please…”& “ If u know the Dodie Clark songs daydreamer and human… could i have an imagine based on the lines of ‘i want the secrets your secrets havent found’ and ‘jaw-dropper,looks good when he walks, hes the subject of the talk’ . i dont know if you still take requests but u know… “
Rating: Fluffy
Warnings:
Inspired by: Daydreamer/ Human -Dodie Clark



The beautiful night started to rise over and consume the buzzing atmosphere of Hogwarts. Everywhere you look there would be small huddles of students and teachers preparing for the most magnificent moment of the school year that excited all, including the more malicious and angry students; like Slytherins. It was finally the night of the Yule Ball and the entirety of the dorm was preparing for what Pansy called “our big night”. I sat on my bed and played with the green and black ombre lace on my dress that my mother had sent me. I sighed greatly as Millicent Bulstrode droned on about how romantic it was when Baise Zabini had asked her to the ball. Her large hand fell down onto my bare shoulder “Don’t worry y/n I’m sure someone will at least ask you to dance or something…” I cocked my eyebrow at her and scrunched up my face.
“Hmm yeah, thanks a lot, Millie” I hummed in response, “I thought we were going together that’s all…” I trailed off and Millicent’s hand ran down my arm to grab my hand.

“uh y/n you’re my best friend and I said I would go with you because I thought there was no hope in someone asking me out, besides I thought you had a date” I sighed wriggling free from her hand so I could place my forehead in my palms. 
“No, I didn't Millie” Two sets of feet planted themselves in front of me and my best friend. I looked up to see the Slytherin equivalent of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. “Yes Crabbe, Goyle..” the two boys exchanged glances, shrugging and nudging each other until the round-faced boy spoke up.

“Draco needs you in the common room” he stumbled over his words like the large clumsy oath he is.

“Oh for fuck’s sake, what does he want now, Merlin’s sake” They both shrugged so I pushed passed them and trudged down to the common room.

“Right Malfoy I’m really not in the mood today so can we get this over and done wi-” I looked up to see hundreds floating candles just like there was in the great hall. And in the midst of it all was Draco Malfoy. The orange flames beautifully illuminated his face, he wore a pure black suit with a classic green tie, and along with that a sheepish grin. He let out a breathy laugh once I realised my Jaw was hanging down low gawking at the beautiful sight in front of me, his blond hair was slightly ruffled but it still looked perfect.

“y/n… you look beautiful” he smiled very delicately as I let my gaze take its own route around the common room; almost focusing on every flickering flame it came across. A bright blush coloured in our faces like colouring pencils.

Draco started to slowly step towards me, his grey eyes bright and wide. He clutched my wrists gently but hard enough to fully capture my attention.

“I know I should’ve asked you sooner but, would you go to the ball with me?” I smiled at him and opened my mouth to speak, but no words came out. My throat had gone dry, like it was closing up. My face dropped and all I could do was stare straight ahead of me. All the colours drained slowly from Draco’s face as he gripped my arms, the lace sleeves rubbers against my arms snapping me back to reality, “y/n are you okay. You completely froze” I stared back into his eyes deeply. “Sorry, it’s nothing. I’m just so fucking happy” “Y/n I can’t believe you didn’t see this coming, I’ve been dropping hints all year.” “What?!” “Questions later Princess, you look stunning. Now let’s get to the ball, everyone will be dying to see you. I can’t wait to se the look on everyone’s face when they see me with you” He grabbed my hand and tugged me all the way to the great hall where I would later dance the night away with Draco Malfoy. We walked into the hall and just like Draco had said; everyone’s eyes were glued to us, the unknown couple and what would’ve been the most unlikely couple. Me and Draco sat at a table as Cedric walked over to us. “Fuck” Draco mumbled “what do you want Diggory” Cedric raised one eyebrow and leaned closer to us “Just congratulating you on getting y/l/n to go to the ball with you, she’s a stubborn one she is” He laughed and smirked at me and Draco as Draco’s face became redder by the second. “Fucking hell Diggory that’s enough move on” Cedric snorted and returned to Cho Chang who was probably waiting to dance with Cedric as ever since we got here all he has done was stare at me and Draco. “That’s it I’ve had enough of sitting around, come on Prince lets go dance” Draco laughed and slightly blushed at the nickname and got up taking my hand. We confidently strutted up to the dance floor, I knew That Draco and I have had a sufficient amount of of practice to be the best couple in the room. Draco wrapped his hands round my waist and gently hoisted me up, I quickly latched onto his shoulders as he bought me back down to the floor. I looked around all the other couples had cleared the floor and the only other pair was Viktor Krum and Hermonie Granger. Draco snorted and leant down to my ear sending an amazing shiver down my spine he pressed a light kiss to the shell of my ear and whispered. “Lets show that Mudblood and her toy boy who the best couple in this school is” I smiled wickedly as we dance all through the night. Even on the way back to our dorm we held each other tightly and dance our way back to the common room. It was perfect.