and lick him all over

david freaking archuleta busting out some moves on stage last night WHAT IS LIFE.

youguys. the story behind this is so cute! there was a 12-year-old fan right in front of the stage holding up a sign that said she’s been a fan since she was 3 and asked if david would dance for her tonight. SO HE DID IT. and watch at the end, he looks over and points right at her and walks toward her and smiles and it is not possible to actually love him more i promise because i love him more than i can handle already LOOK AT THIS BOY AND HIS SMILE AND POINT AND WALK AND KILLIN EM. bless everything.

video credit to omar medrano - go check out his ig he has tons of amazingness!


Mike Ross ~ Hoodies and cockiness, look good on him.

BTS reaction to seeing you naked for the first time


Jin would blush when he saw you naked. He would be kinda embarrassed, but he’d just stare with his mouth open. He’d move a bit closer, give you a passionate kiss and whisper “You’re so beautiful….” in your ear as he ran his hands down your back.

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie


He would bite his lip and look you over slowly. Yoongi would be surprised to come home to see you like that, but he most certainly wouldn’t mind. He’d give a small smirk and bite your neck. “I’ve been waiting to see your beautiful body like this…” he’d growl.

Originally posted by hidden--demons


He would smirk and get as close to you as he could. “Wow… you’re amazing…” he’d whisper. Hoseok would run his hands over every bit of skin he could then go trace over the trial his hands left with his tongue. “Let’s have some fun tonight, babe.” He’d grumble lowly in your ear.

Originally posted by 94seokk


He would go from being all smiley to daddy in a matter of seconds. Namjoon’s eyes would turn dark as he saw you laying before him naked. He’d bite his lip, then lick over them. “All this for me, baby girl? I’ve been waiting to see your smooth skin for a while now.”

Originally posted by https-km


This boy would have the biggest eyes when he saw you. Jimin would be extremely surprise to see you like this. He would come over to you, slowly stroke your cheek and smile. “Are you sure you’re comfortable with this, princess? That’s what matters to me.” He’d tell you. But you knew better. You saw how much he wanted you in his eyes, but he still put you before himself.

Originally posted by h-farah01


Tae would turn pretty red when he saw you, but quickly be right up on you. He’d have you pressed gently against the wall as he kissed all over your body. “You’re so soft… so delicate…. so gorgeous…” he’d say as he pressed you against his body, then leading you into the bedroom.

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs


He would also be pretty embarrassed to see you so venerable. Jungkook would be pretty sweet once he first saw you, but as you continued, he would get more comfortable. He’d get a bit more dominate. “How did I get so lucky to have such an amazing girl like you? ” he’d say as he kissed all over your chest, working his way down.

Originally posted by dream-bts

Daddy Crowley

Originally posted by lucifur-and-stuff

Pairing: Crowley x Reader
Word count: 909
Warnings: Pretty much porn without a plot, daddy!kink, swearing
Request:  @prynia-loves-her-pyro I know yall are super busy, but could you please write a Crowley x y/n breeding fic when you get the chance? Preferably with some daddy kink please. Keep up the good work!
A/N: This was my first time writing a breeding fic. I hope I did okay!

Crowley watched as you rolled over in your sleep, your body still bare from the previous night. The sheet hid little from his eyes, making him lick his lips. All he wanted was to crawl over you, and ravish you once more. However, he also knew that you needed your sleep. He’d be hearing you scream his name soon.

Smirking, he turned, heading out for the time being. He’d work on whatever was needed until you called for him. Then he was off limits to all of Hell. When he was in the chambers he shared with you, it was instant death for anyone who dared to bother your time together. It didn’t take long for that to be well known, and no one was stupid enough to try.

It was mid-morning when you called for him. Your voice took over his mind, a sweet song begging him to take you. Instantly, he would be at your bedside, looking over your naked form. Your legs were slightly spread, fingers teasing yourself. Looking up at him, you bit your lip, gasping as your fingers brushed your clit. “Please, Daddy.” You whimpered, rocking your hips.

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SPN AU where Sam’s demon powers start manifesting a lot earlier, when he’s a kid, right after he learns about the supernatural. And he freaks out at first, but then he decides that this can be good, he can use these powers to keep Dean and John safe when they go hunting. So he practices, and he gets better, he uses his visions, his telekinesis, all of it, to protect Dean and John, even if they don’t know it.

And then he starts getting vision of other people in trouble and he just has to do something to help them. And one of them is a desperate woman trying to cure her daughter’s cancer, about to make a deal with a crossroads demon. And the demon is old, and strong, but this is Sam fucking Winchester, and even at eleven years old, he’s Hell’s future king, and when the fight’s over there’s a dead demon, and Sam’s got a Hellhound, and a contract, and a woman’s very soul in his hands.

And first he tears up the contract (because he doesn’t know any better), but after the woman tearfully tells him that destroying the contract destroys the deal, he sits down right there and writes up a new contract as best he can. And he has to take her soul, because that’s how the contracts work, but he promises the woman that he’ll keep her soul safe until he’s allowed to give it back, promises her that she’ll have a full, happy life with her daughter.

Then he takes his new Hellhound and goes back to the hotel and he studies every legal textbook he can get his hands on. Contract law, especially, refining the contracts he writes for the people he saves, rewriting existing contracts held by crossroads demons that he kills.

He manages to keep his extracurricular activities secret from Dean and John for almost two years. (They’ve never shown an interest in his studies before, why would they start now?) And then they move to a new town for a hunt, and Sam wakes up in the middle of the night with a vision of a crossroad summons, and he doesn’t see Dean following him as he sneaks out of the hotel room.

He’s been summoned not by the usual method, but by a young girl’s sheer desperation. She’s crying as she sits on a swingset, a dark bruise on her cheek, more on her wrists, and Sam sits down on the swing next to her and whispers, “I can help you.”

“Can you kill him?” the girls asks.

“No,” Sam tells her, “but I can make sure he doesn’t hurt you, or anyone else, ever again.”

“What do I do?” the girl asks, and Sam holds out a contract.

“Give me your soul,” he says, “and in ten years, I’ll find you and give it back.”

It’s not even a question for the girl; she signs the contract with hands that shake from gripping the pen so hard. And Sam lets his Hellhound off her leash, watches her disappear in a puff of smoke as she goes after the girl’s father. When she returns a few minutes later, Sam scratches her behind the ears and tells the girl, “You’re safe, now. I promise.”

Then he runs back to the hotel, intent on getting back before Dean and John notice him missing. Only he’s too late, and they’re waiting for him on the other side of the door, and Sam is strong, but they’re his family and he can’t hurt them, can’t even fight them. (When John calls him a monster, he’s not even sure he wants to fight.)

He spends the next several hours tied to a chair while John uses every exorcism at his disposal. Sam begs, and pleads, and screams until his throat is raw and his voice is gone, but his father is resolute. Sam’s Hellhound fled as soon as she could, whimpering in pain from the exorcisms, and Sam hopes that wherever she is, she’s gone somewhere where she’ll be safe and loved. (He wishes he could do the same, but there’s no safe place for him anymore.)

But then John steps outside to take a break, takes Dean with him so Sam can’t corrupt him, and Sam’s alone in the hotel room. And then the sound of a window creaking open, and the girl from earlier slips out of the bathroom and creeps over to where he’s tied to the chair.

“Your dog came to get me,” she whispers, as she works at the knots. “She’s distracting those two so we can sneak out the window.”

“I don’t have anywhere to go,” Sam protests, and the girl gives him a small, sad smile.

“Neither do I,” she admits. “But anywhere’s gotta be better than here, right?”

When the ropes fall, Sam follows the girl out the bathroom window and across the parking lot to the woods on the far edge. They’re deep inside when the Hellhound joins them, jumping happily on Sam and licking him all over. Sam hugs her in relief.

“Thank you,” he tells the Hound, and then repeats it to the girl. “Thank you. I’m Sam Winchester, by the way.”

“Bela,” the girl tells him. “Bela Talbot.”

Vikings Preference "How they react to you fucking them out of their sleep" (NSFW)

(Wooo more Vikings preference!! :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

Ragnar-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d instantly smirk and grunt in his sleep. Knowing that you were riding him as hard as you could, he’d wake up and slowly start to open his eyes to grip your waist tightly. He’d thrust back at you and make you understand that he was the one in control of you.

Rollo-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d let out some soft groans and slowly roll his hips to meet your rhythm. He’d feel like he was having a wet dream instead, only to hear you call him, making him realize it was all real. He’d instantly growl as he’d opened his eyes, before rising up to hold you and thrust back into you.

Floki-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d have a playful grin on his face and mumble in his sleep about how dirty you are and such. He’d believe he was only having a wet dream and would let you have all the control. Although, he’d start to feel how real it was, he’d still let you pleasure yourself with him as much as you’d like.

Athelstan-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d try to muffle his groans and slowly shake his head to deny the pleasure, believing he was having a wet dream. He’d feel guilty about feeling so good and although he’d come to his senses, he’d try to keep thinking it was dream and act as if he didn’t understand what was happening.

Bjorn-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d believe he was having a wet dream and would start to groan and slowly thrust forward to meet up with yours as you’d ride him. Slowly, he’d feel like he was losing control and would just have to open his eyes to hold you as he asks you teasingly as to what your were thinking.

Ubbe-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d be confused at first, only to slowly get into it and feel the need to take control of his pleasure. He’d talk dirty to you as his eyes are still closed, only to smirk as he starts to feel up your body before he suddenly grips you and turns you towards the bed.

Hvitserk-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d get so turned on that he wouldn’t be able to keep his calm and his eyes closed for too long. He’d instantly open his eyes and smile up to see you bouncing on him, only to lick his lips and reach to tease you all over.

Sigurd-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d smile and tell you in a whisper to keep going, thinking he was having a wet dream. He’d sleepily thrust into you and reach forward to grip you, only to end up letting you do whatever you wish you to him.

Ivar-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d be amazed and would think he was dreaming, until he clearly hears your moans. He’d end up getting turned on to hear you and would have the urge to surprised you with his sudden grip on your wrists, only to slowly get up and tell you that you’ll be punish for being so bad.

Halfdan-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d grunt and groan in satisfaction, enjoying the feeling of you bouncing on him. He’d end up talking so dirty to you that you wouldn’t be able to deny any of it, making him open his eyes to see you clearly before he suddenly grips your waist and pounds into you.

Harald-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d instantly know it was you simply from the feeling and would be more than pleased. He’d try his best to let you do as much as you and pretend to be asleep, only to lose his calm and rise up to hold you and whisper in your ear dirty things before pounding away into you.

Aethelwulf-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d grunt softly but try to deny he was feeling this good as he’d feel guilty about it. He’d beg you in a whisper to stop, only for it to suddenly turn into encouragements as you’d heed to his earlier request, making you give it to him the way he wants.

King Ecbert-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d be smug about it and slowly wake up to look at you pleasuring yourself by using him. He’d smirk looking up at you and start to run his hands all over you, he’d whisper asking you teasingly what you were doing, only to grip and make you moan out in pleasure.

Arne-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d get lost in it and wouldn’t understand as to what was happening until he’d hear his name coming from your mouth. He’d suddenly open his eyes to see you and be so overwhelmed by your action that he’d end up being at your mercy, enjoying the pleasure you’d give him.

Torstein-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d grunt and groan in utter satisfaction before suddenly waking up and turning you over. He’d just get so turned on by you that he’d have to take control of you by surprising you with his grip on you and the way he’d flip you over.

Erlenlurd-As he’d feel pleasure run through his body in his sleep, he’d try to be in control of his emotion, only to end up opening his eyes and telling you what to do. He’d order you sternly before slowly losing himself and let grab you to thrust into you as much as he want.

Lagertha-As she’d feel pleasure run through her body in her sleep, she’d try to be in control of her moans, only to end up getting loud. She’d grip onto your hair and would let you keep going as much as you’d like, only to end up thanking you for waking her up this way.

Aslaug-As she’d feel pleasure run through her body in her sleep, she’d try to deny that she enjoyed it but would end up opening her eyes and tease you about it. She’d smirk to see you and would make you do whatever she wanted you to, only to push you back and pay you back.

Thorunn-As she’d feel pleasure run through her body in her sleep, she’d be nervous and would wonder as to what was happening until she’d realize it was you. She’d end up holding onto you and would beg you to not stop, making you smile.

Weird Lookin’ Dingo

just a little fanfiction inspired by this piece by @coconutmilkyway! it’s two a.m and i haven’t proof read this so if there are any glaring errors i apologize in advance. here it is on ao3!

            Roadhog had several things come to mind when Junkrat sauntered into their hideout saying he had a surprise for him. A two-headed dingo was not one of them. He watched as the animal trotted in, both heads held high and nostrils flaring as they sniffed the unfamiliar area.

           “Look at ‘er! Ain’t they a beaut hoggie?”

           “Didn’t know you liked dingo meat.” Roadhog huffed and rolled his eyes under his mask when Junkrat responded with a horrified gasp.

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For @medicaldoctordana who patiently, hundreds of years ago, asked for a fic where Mulder was getting sympathy pregnancy symptoms, and then had to kindly remind me about it, because I’m such a shit.

Title: Couvade Syndrome
Author: @chileananderson (anonstarbuck)

“Honestly, Scully it fits!” Mulder exclaims as he follows a disgruntled and very pregnant Scully into the kitchen. He’s holding up a computer printout like its the Holy Bible of pregnancy facts and starts rattling off symptoms in his familiar slide-show monotone. 

“Stomach pain, back pain, indigestion, changes in appetite, weight gain, diarrhea, constipation, headache, cravings, nausea, breast augmentation, insomnia. Also, stiffening of the glutes, generalised aches and pains…”

“Mulder, for the last time, you do not have Couvade Syndrome! It’s not a real medical syndrome and it is psychosomatic at best; which by the way,” she looks at him, her eyebrow quirked, “is your area of expertise.”

She huffs somewhat indignantly as she reaches for the camomile tea and turns to glare at him as she waits for the water to boil. She is no longer going to the basement office, but she starts rattling off the facts to disprove his theory as if his breast growth was their most current X-file.

“First of all, you’ve always been a insomniac. And concerning your digestive system? Your stomach pain, indigestion, weight gain and changes in….regularity, Mulder you’ve been eating all of my food, which is high in fibre because pregnant women tend towards constipation. I’m not changing my cooking to best suit your bowels.”

She scowls at him accusingly, “Also, you’ve been eating all of my chocolate. If binge-eating my snacks and then getting indigestion is sympathy pregnancy then, dammit, you’ve had Couvade’s since 1993.”

He grins at her and shrugs, the point conceded, but not without a last attempt of winning her over.

“But Scully, that’s happened because I’ve had changes in appetite,” he whines, if somewhat jokingly. He steps forward to cup her rounded ass and gives it a slight squeeze.

“I’ve been getting all sorts of cravings,” he murmurs into her ear.

She shakes her head and rolls her eyes but not without a smile tugging at the corner of her lips. She returns the favour, lovingly squeezing his left asscheek and remarks with a smirk,

“Ahh…and here’s the mystery of your stiffening glute…” she laughs as his butt muscles twitch under her touch. “It’s been…stimulated,” she discloses softly with a chuckle. “Same goes for your pectorals, which explains the nipple sensitivity.”

He beams at the memory of her hands and teeth all over him and stiffens against her. She licks her lips and  misses the way her breasts would press against his chest when her belly wasn’t in the way. She sighs as she cups his face and pulls him down for a soft kiss.

“All I’m saying Mulder is that you can’t just have sympathy pregnancy and get to do only the fun things. It’s not fair. I’m swallowing horse pills, I’m nauseous, and I’m rubbing oil on my perineum to prevent tearing for when I’m in labour.”

She expects him to grimace or shudder at the thought, but he just strokes her waist where she swells into what she thinks is planet-sized proportions. He stares at his hands tracing the growing contours of her body, fascinated by the person they’ve managed to create together, inside her.

“And all I’M saying Scully is that I sometimes think I can feel the baby inside me too, somehow.” 

She softens and watches his fascinated study of her, and can’t hold back a giggle when his curious fingers sneak up and cover her breasts, a cup and a half bigger than when she had first met him. 


“Scully, you would be shocked and surprised to know what kind of stroking my perineum is familiar with.”

He breathes into her ear and whispers deeply, “But I’ve never used oil. How very kinky of you. I like it.” 

The water has boiled but she makes no move to make her tea, enthralled by the brush of his breath against her skin.

“And Scully?” he murmurs and she angles her face so that he can press his lips against her neck as he speaks to her. 

“Mmm Mulder?” she asks and relaxes against the cupboard as his thumbs trace over her hardening nipples.

“I’ve seen you swallow much larger things than those horse pills.”

He presses his erection against her with a little more force. “And if I remember correctly, pregnant or not, you have never, ever had a problem with your gag reflex.”

She can hardly believe it when she feels her mouth water at the thought of him inside her mouth, her lips sliding up and down the length of him.

She reaches for his belt. “Get ready, G-man,” she purrs as she slips her hand into his front pocket and strokes his thigh. He closes his eyes and groans slightly.

She pulls out his wallet and taps it gently against his forehead while he blinks his eyes open with disappointed confusion. 

“It’s your turn to buy the chocolate.”


TITLE - Christen the throne

SUMMARY -  On your one year anniversary you decide to  surprise your husband with your filthy side .

WARNINGS -  EXPLICIT SHIT , smut , fingering , blowjob 

PAIRING - Thor x reader

WORDS - 2.5 k +

A/N -   This is re- post since I deleted it the first time . 

Taw @supersoldierslover you are amazing and I am very grateful for you . Thank you so much .


This was requested by @marveloussssworld . I tried my best since I usually don’t  write for  Thor . But I hope you like it Leelee.

365 . 365 days that you had been married to Thor Odinson and tomorrow was your anniversary.

You were born to asgardians and you had lived with your parents all your life . Your father worked for the King of Norse Gods Odin  while your mother was a painter by profession . Since your childhood you were quite familiar with King Odin’s castle . You visited it quite often with your father . You thoroughly enjoyed the vast expanse of the hallways, the beautiful gardens and the scenic view from the high balconies .

It was at the age of 14 that you had first met with Thor , King Odin’s son . He was a rather well behaved boy unlike his brother . Long blond locks that you would run your hands through for hours a day speaking about the most silliest of things . Years of being together and quite inseparable you had both realised that somewhere along the road you had fallen for each other .  Love between a heir of a dynasty and a commoner was not appreciated . It took days of convincing until one day ,  Kind Odin for the happiness of his son , accepted that you two belonged to each other .

Your love that originated from childhood innocence grew into one of unbreakable bond of adulthood . You remembered how your feelings changed for him over the years .

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anonymous asked:

Could you do some Thicc Kylo HeadCanons? (thanks for telling me)

- Hux doesn’t actually realise how thicc Kylo is until he sees him in the training room without his layers of robes, instead he’s wearing a thin undershirt and a pair of shorts, and Hux is mesmerised by Kylo’s thighs

- Kylo wears tight shorts to show off his ass, emphasising it’s curve because he knows Hux stares at him

- But he gets annoyed by his body shape sometimes, especially when his clothes come back from the laundry and they’ve shrunk ever so slightly and are now super tight on him

- Kylo has tried to crush fruit between his thighs at some point…and succeeded

- He loves it when Hux sits on him; in his lap, straddling his chest, just anything that emphasises how big he is compared to Hux, that shows that he loves being underneath Hux’s body and under his control

- And Hux loves it too! …he especially loves Kylo’s chest (Hux always asks to come on Kylo’s tits instead of inside him, he loves seeing his seed drip down the curves of Kylo’s chest and across his nipples!

- But he definitely has bad days where he feels insecure about the way he looks; a lot of the officers on the Finalizer have bodies like Hux (thin, lithe), and Kylo feels like he stands out because he’s bigger than they are, different. Hux can tell when he’s feeling bad, so that night, he kisses Kylo all over, licking all the parts of him that wobble and jiggle, telling him that he’s absolutely beautiful exactly the way he is

I think it’s about time to continue my b-day party!

This fic is for @hattedhedgehog who requested Junkers enjoying bath time

(So, this one was absolutely inspired by the Yuzu & Cocoa shower cream I got as a b-day present. It’s made by Lush and it’s amazing.)


Penthouse suites were Junkrat’s favorite luxury of the outside world.

So get this. Some rich wanker buys out the top of a building and puts a fancy-ass house in it, and then doesn’t even live there. How easy was it to—with the help of some bombs and Roadie’s hook—to get on top of the building and break in. So easy. They didn’t even have bomb traps to keep anyone out, when even even Junker babies knew how to make that much protection for their hidey holes.

Junkrat wasn’t complaining, though. Not even a tiny bit. Made it easier to enjoy the rich people shit. This one was great. There were gold toilets that washed your ass for you, and a whole bar full of very explosive alcohols to pilfer, and enough pillows to build a huge fort out of to sleep in. Best of all—it had a tub the size of a swimming pool with all kinds of fancy nice-smelling stuff to go with it.

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Officer Jeon... (Jungkook, Smut)

Originally posted by mayfifolle

I’M SORRY FOR THIS BULLSHIT TBH. Cop!Jungkook kinky smut yehaw. @unpretty-writer, @jinhyong wanted to be tagged lol….thirsty af….bye.

Words: 2540

Over your purple lingerie, you pulled on Jungkook’s white button down, making sure to keep it low enough to expose your breasts through the lace and thin material of his shirt. Checking the mirror last minute, you adjusted the stockings hiked up to your thighs, and messed with your hair until you were pleased.

You could hear the front door close from your room, and quickly closed the bedroom door. Jungkook called out for you, completely unsuspecting of the way you were dressed.

“(Y/N)? Are you home?” Jungkook called, and you heard the sound of his heavy boots thumping up the stairs. You went over to the bed, sitting, waiting for him with your legs dangling off the mattress. He opened the door, pausing immediately at the sight of you.

There he was, in his uniform, handcuffs and all. His hair was slightly slicked back, bangs off of his forehead the way that you liked so much. All day you’d imagined what you’d do to Jungkook, what he’d do to you, and now you were here with an aching tightness that sent you rubbing your thighs together.

“Ah, officer Jeon.” You purred, pushing yourself to your feet. His mouth hung open, watching you slowly make your way over to him. “You’re late.”

“I’m here now, though. What’s this?” He chuckled, a deep low rumble that reverberated from his chest. It gave you chills, and you took fistfuls of his perfectly buttoned collar. “You know I love it when you call me officer Jeon.”

“Mm, do you, officer Jeon?” You perked up, continuing in a sultry tone as you ran your hands along his shoulders. “I’ve been waiting for you so long.”

“Oh yeah?” He questioned, quirking a brow. Nodding innocently, you took his hand and brought him over to the bed. Jungkook sat down on the edge of the mattress, and you lodged yourself between his legs. He reached for your ass, squeezing it tightly. “I’m sorry. Will you forgive me, baby?”

“All day, I did bad things while thinking about you…” You continued, a hint of a smile touching your lips. The way Jungkook look up at you with those lust filled eyes was driving you absolutely insane.

“Bad things..?” He trailed off, voice a mere breath as you leaned closer to his ear.

“Mm, officer Jeon…” You whispered. In response, all Jungkook could do was nod. “I touched myself thinking about you all day…”

He sucked in a breath, hands running up your body to pull you closer to him. “How many times did you touch yourself?” He questioned in a quiet voice, deep and lust filled, just as yours sounded.

“I lost count after 3.” You admitted in a small voice, still shamelessly. Pouting, you tore your face away from his to read his expression. A sly grin had grown on his face, and you knew he was very much enjoying this.

He feigned shock, eyebrows raising. “A serial offender? You’re a bad girl, aren’t you?”

Your chest tightened in excitement. Jungkook was doing exactly as you wanted. Heat was beginning to flood between your legs, and you pulled at his collar again. Your hands ran down his shoulders, to his hand. Gently, you placed your hand on your middle. Jungkook gasped softly at the wetness already there, pulling his fingers in a slow motion toward your clit. You shivered again, placing your lips on his neck.

“A really bad girl. Are you going to punish me, officer Jeon?”


Jungkook’s hand slapped against your ass cheek, before squeezing the tender skin and pulling you tighter against his body.

“Oh, of course I have to punish you. I can’t let a bad girl have me without enforcing some laws, right?” His lips nipped your ear lobe, squeezing so tightly to your ass your back arched The both of you were chest to chest, you leaning over while he sat up.


“That’s officer Jeon, (Y/N). Bad girls don’t get to call me by my first name.” He snapped, pushing you away. Jungkook pointed to the shirt on your body, languidly fingering the material.

“I want this off in the next 5 seconds, or else I’ll have to spank you more. You don’t want that, do you, baby?”

You shook your head firmly, hesitating under his eyes.

“What are you doing?” He taunted in an angry but bored voice. “Hurry up. 5, 4, 3-”

You were fumbling with the buttons as Jungkook called out the numbers. Once he hit 0, he stood up, gripping both of your shoulders.

“Not fast enough, huh? I told you I’ll spank you again.” He tore the shirt down your shoulders, throwing the now ripped material to the other side of the room. Jungkook pushed your back, leaning you over the side of the mattress. His hand rested against your ass, gently caressing it before pulling it away. Slap, slap, twice against you. They were so hard you had to hold onto the sheets to keep from flying forward.

“I-I’m sorry!” You whined when his hand slapped against you a third time. Jungkook calmed his hand, running it up your back as lightly as possible. You shivered under his touch, your behind throbbing painfully.

He ran a finger down your clothed slit, a moan bubbling from your chest. “Aren’t you sorry, baby? That’s what I like to hear.” He helped you stand up, before unbuttoning his pants. He pushed his pants and boxers down his hips farther, revealing his semi hard cock.

“If you’re really sorry, suck me off like you want too.”

Jungkook took a fistful of your hair, forcing you to your knee’s before him. “Y-yes…” You mumbled, running your hands up his legs.

He didn’t lighten his grip on your hair, tipping your head back to look up at him. “Yes what?”

“Yes sir..?”

“Good girl. Now suck.” He ordered, releasing your hair and watching as you gently stroked your hand up his shaft. He growled under his breath, bucking himself closer to your face. “Suck, baby.”

You ran your thumb over his head, the slick feeling of pre-cum rolling down had you opening your mouth for him. Your tongue softly licked over his head, collecting all the pre-cum. Jungkook’s breath came out differently at the first lick, but he leveled his breathing out once more as you took him into your mouth.

Pushing as far as you could take him, you pulled your head back, making sure your tongue was running along his shaft as well. He hissed in delight above you, hips pressing his cock deeper into your mouth.

“Good girl,” he amended you in a strained tone as your head bobbed up and down on his length. You continued like this for a long while, even adding your hand to the mix.

While you sucked him off, you stopped a few times to allow your tongue leverage to swipe along his length, over his head, giving you time to taste him how you wanted too. Jungkook was hissing your name, breath coming out in shallow bursts.

His fingers gently ran through your hair, holding your head in place as he pushed his hips forward. Jungkook began to face fuck you, murmuring not to move or he’d punish you again.

Jungkook throbbed inside of your mouth, and you kept as still as possible as he thrust inside of your mouth. You knew he’d soon be finishing inside of your mouth, and you were correct once he pulled out and came on your face. You had drool and cum running down your chin and the taste of him engraved inside of your mouth.

“That’s a good look, my cum all over your face.” He grinned, not allowing you to wipe it away. “I’m not done with you. I want to come inside of you as well.” He muttered haphazardly, helping you off the floor. Your knee’s ached slightly, but you didn’t care when Jungkook directed you toward the bed. He pulled the lacy garment off of your torso, discarding it on the floor near his feet.

Sitting atop the mattress, Jungkook spread your legs apart, reaching around the other half of your body to click something around your wrists.


“I thought I wasn’t a bad girl anymore? Don’t you want me to feel you?”

“Quiet,” he ordered you with a bite to his tone. “Unless you don’t want to feel me at all.”

You clamped your mouth shut, the restraints around your wrists slightly chafing against your skin if you moved even an inch. Jungkook grinned at you, holding up his fingers as he gently trailed them along the skin of your thigh.

“This’ll teach you not to be a bad girl, and to wait for me, right?” He hummed, fingers pressing against the wetness between your thighs. You nodded, breath hitching as Jungkook moved your ruined panties aside and pressed a finger against your entrance.

“And this will teach you that I’m in charge here, and you’re not, right?” He pushed his finger in a tad deeper, dipping into you before pulling out. You strained your hips forward to press into, but Jungkook didn’t let you.

“I want an answer while I’m being nice, (Y/N).”

“Yes!” You cried out, leaning your head into his shoulder. He sighed softly, tugging on your panties to get them off.

“You’ll be a good girl and let me fuck you until you’re screaming?”

“Jungkook plea-”

“Officer Jeon! I’m tired of telling you to call me that.” He snapped, tipping your chin to get enough skin exposure to sink his teeth into. Jungkook held your arm to keep you planted before him, using his free hand to slide two fingers inside of you, and soon a third. He easily slid them in and out, teeth and lips leaving bruises all along your body.

Your body quivered under him, breath quickly leaving your lungs as he pressed his fingers deeper and harder, curling and uncurling inside of you. The noises you made were loud, breathless and purely blissful to Jungkook. He loved the way you moaned his name weakly, and bit your lip to concentrate on the feeling of only him inside of you. When your face twisted in pleasure, Jungkook felt his chest bubble in pride and only wanted you to call out for him.

“Are you going to cum soon?” He asked, voice just as breathless as yours. You nodded against his shoulder, moving your hips with his fingers inside of you.

And then he pulled them out. Jungkook pressed a hand to his cock, pumping it a few times to ready himself. He leaned across the bed, reaching into the bedside dresser and freeing a condom. You watched Jungkook tear it open and easily roll it on, continuing to pump himself.

“Please un-cuff me.” You whimpered breathlessly, feeling Jungkook place himself at your entrance. “Jungkook, please, I want to feel you as well.”

“Baby,” Jungkook cooed gently, running a hand along your cheek. You expected him to feel guilt for having you cuffed so long, but a smile grew on his face, and he wrapped a hand around your throat. “How many times have I told you that it’s officer-fucking-Jeon?”

“Please-” you gasped at the tight grip Jungkook was suddenly using on your throat. He let you go to use just as tight of a grip on your hips, pulling your still tender ass farther off the bed. Your legs wrapped around his thighs, holding him. “Please, please! I’ll be a good girl! I told you I’ll be a good girl!”

Jungkook brushed his tip against your whole slit, making you whine harder and beg. He sighed, finally reaching around your body to unlock and take them off. “Fine…only because you look so pretty begging for me.”

When the cuffs were off, you ran your hands through his hair, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. Jungkook wasted no time in holding your hips again, pushing past your slit and inside of you.

“Mm, fuck.” He groaned, rocking his hips out and pushing in deeper each time he did it. You pressed your lips to his cheekbone, all the way to his lips. Jungkook immediately had his tongue riding into your mouth, placidly kissing you before pulling his cock out and ramming back inside. You stopped kissing him, mouth agape as no sound escaped. He hissed under his breath, jerking your legs up farther onto his torso.

“O-officer J-” You whined, unable to finish your sentence as he continued to rock in and out with such swift, smooth strokes. Jungkook’s eyes bore into yours as his chest heaved with each inhale and exhale, completely drinking you up as you swallowed him in such an easy way. You were captivated by the way Jungkook watched you, in an awed way, but with a look you’d never seen him give. Passion? You couldn’t tell. You were enjoying the way he felt too much.

Tipping your head back, you let out a low moan, ripping open the button down Jungkook wore. He pulled his arms away so you could get him out of it. You were thankful Jungkook always took off his protective gear worn underneath while at work, or else you’d both have a little trouble.

He picked up your thighs, pulling out of you fully to push you back onto the bed. Jungkook was kicking his shoes off and yanking down the rest of his clothes as he crawled over top of you.

“On your knee’s.” He instructed quickly, no hint of demanding demeanor anymore, because he was just as desperate to feel you as you were for him. You got onto all 4′s, steadying your body as Jungkook took hold of your hips.

Without hesitation he slammed back into you as deeply as he could, pulling you into his lap. One of Jungkook’s hands held your breast, the other firmly pressing against your clit and rubbing it in harsh circles. You cursed loudly, tipping your head back onto Jungkook’s shoulder. He was nipping, sucking, kissing your neck as much as he could while you circled your hips around his length. The both of you were groaning, muttering each other’s names under your breath as your core tightened under all the pleasure.

You were first to finish, coming on Jungkook as he worked himself out. He tweaked your nipples, pressing into you harder than before. You whined for him, over stimulation making your knee’s shake.

“J-just…” Jungkook panted under you, hot breath hitting your vibrantly colored shoulder. “I’m almost done…So close-”

And he was close, Jungkook came in two more strokes, tipping his head back toward the ceiling and groaning as he did. He let go of you, allowing you to get off of his lap before laying down next to you to catch his breath.

“You know…” You breathed, exhaling long and hard as you watched Jungkook sit up to go toward the bathroom. He paused, looking at you with a small smile on his lips.

“You ripped your good white shirt.”

“What?” He looked toward the door, where it was, and then back at you. A pout was suddenly capturing his lips and his brows raised. “I liked that shirt.”

Sweet Revenge

Member: Nam JooHyuk

Genre: Romance, Smut

Short Summary: He was stressed and she wanted revenge.

Waring: Don’t try and do this, it’s actually dangerous ;-)

Words: 1k

They sat in the car together, her being the silent mouse that she made herself out to be on that particular evening. She wasn’t usually like that, but JooHyuk paid that fact no mind, biting his lips in annoyance and frustration as he was going off about the difficulties he faced on set on that day.

As he turned to face her, she swiftly turned away and watched through the car’s window instead, pouting her lips in ignorance, but at the same time indignance at the fact that he, the man she loved so dearly, did not spare even a second to apologize for the tease he had her go through that morning.

He had her at the edge of release just a couple of hours prior, writhing from pleasure early in the morning before jumping up and smirking down at her, waving his hand to signify goodbye before hurrying off to work. Like that, she was forced to finish all on her own.

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I Am An Alpha Ch 9: The Rest Of The Pack

“So who were those other wolves out there?” I wonder as I peek out behind Kris. The four wolves that had peeked out of the forest have now collected the alpha I fought with and returned to the forest, not before giving me a dirty look. At the same time my other mates appeared their alpha pheromone dominates the air, making me feel like I’m suffocating. The six of us are still standing inside, we had decided to at least go into the living room to let the others catch more of my scent. My hyungs are close by, I can smell them but they must have noticed the new wolves and decided to hang back.

“They are our brother pack,” Kris tells me.

“They must not be too happy that I attacked their pack member are they?”

Yixing growls, “I don’t give a fuck about how they feel, they’re just lucky we didn’t tear him to shreds for touching you.”

I cling to the back of Kris’s shirt when I begin sensing Yixing’s anger, “Hyung.”

“Sorry,” He takes a few deep breaths in a sad attempt to calm himself down.

I glance around, “Where is Baekhyun hyung?”

“He went out to talk to your pack, we were planning on having them here before the others returned but I guess that isn’t going to be happening,” Tao sighs.

Kris groans, running his hands through his hair he decides, “We should do this now, they are going to get mad.”

“Suho and Minseok hyung are already fuming,” Kai clucks his tongue.

“Someone go grab them some clothes, we don’t need them flashing her the first time they meet. Yixing, keep an eye on Chanyeol, I’m expecting him to be the most eager to get closer to her. I’ll keep an eye on Minseok hyung since he might be pretty bad too.”

Kai sets off in search of clothing.

Sehun scoffs, “Are you really going to try and get in between Minseok, Luhan, and Suho hyung and our mate? They are going to fight you hard on that one.”

“How do you think they are going to react to my past and my pack?” I wonder, feeling uneasy about these new mates.

“I didn’t even think about telling them about your past,” Yixing sighs in obvious frustration.

“Let us take this one step at a time, starting with walking out there,” Kris officially decides. “Open the door back up.”

Tao sighs but obeys, he slowly unlatches the door and pushes the massive wall of windows to the side, opening the room to the cold. Kris forces himself to step aside but keeps his arm around my shoulders. My eyes go wide at the sight of six beautiful wolves sitting in the snow. I don’t feel scared as bad as I did yesterday, but it’s still there gripping my heart, ready to send me into panic mode.

“They are so pretty,” I mumble softly, unconsciously reaching out my hand to run it through their fur but I notice and pull my hand back. “Sorry, most alphas probably don’t want to hear that.”

Kris chuckles, “So bashful again aren’t we?”

“Do you want me to start fighting again?” I tease.

“Please no, someone is going to loose it.”

“Can I go touch them?” I look to him for permission, which he gives me with a gentle nudge forward. I take a deep breath and step out onto the cold stone patio. A few more steps and I’m back in the snow, I should have asked for shoes but I’m this far, no going back. Unconsciously I approach one specific wolf, his scent draws me in, coffee. “You are the one who distracted me during the fight,” I note mostly to myself but they hear. The caramel colored wolf looks away from me to glare at the head alpha. “Don’t be mad at him,” I quickly defend, “I was just causing trouble. I tend to do that.” I’m trying my best to be playful but he just continues to glare, actually making Kris gulp. I cock my head, “You must be Minseok hyung.”

His head snaps back to me.

“So is that a yes?”

A nod.

“They actually haven’t told me much about any of you, or the fact that any of you existed but they mentioned a few names. Who is Luhan hyung?” I’m trying so hard to be warm, and I’m actually really impressed with how little my hands are shaking and that my heart hasn’t pounded out of my chest. Hesitantly a pretty auburn wolf comes forward, I give him a small smile and a bow. “And than I think it was Chanyeol hyung?” A silver wolf steps forward, this one with much more excitement, he makes me think of Baekhyun but Baekhyun has a much pinker tint compared to this new wolf. “Who was the scary one you mentioned? Soo hyung?” I nervously scan the three other wolves, none of them look particularly scary in fact one stands out to me. His big eyes lock with mine making my heart melts. “So cute!”

Jongin sees me take a few steps toward the wolf, “That is Kyungsoo hyung, or Soo hyung. He doesn’t like being petted.”

“Oh, thank you for letting me know,” I bring my hands to my chest to keep myself from touching them recklessly. But out of the corner of my eye I swear I see Kyungsoo giving Kai a death glare. “After that I think they mentioned Suho,” I watch the last two and see a tan wolf nod his head at me. I bow back before looking at the last one. With an encouraging nod of Kris I approach the last wolf who is a beautiful dark shade of brown, “I’m sorry they didn’t mention your name, you must be the well behaved one, from what I’ve heard in these brief ten minutes is that all the others are trouble.” The wolf laughs making me smile.

“I have clothes for them,” Kai mentions with a giant stack of clothing in his hands.

“Could I go talk to my pack so you can have a good talk with yours?” I ask Kris with a big smile. A chorus of growls erupt from the wolves sending me back on to the patio and into Yixing’s arms.

“They probably don’t like the idea of you leaving at the moment,” Yixing informs me.

“I think they are coming our way again anyway,” Kris sighs, “They must have felt your fear spike suddenly.”

“There they are,” Tao nods toward the forest where a black wolf appears. “Or at least one of them.”

Without a thought I book it pass my mates and right into the snow without a single thing on my mind other than for, “My pup!” I basically scream when Kookie and I get closer. I didn’t realize how much I missed him, I know it has only been a day but that is a long time for us. He tackles me to the ground and licks my face all over, making me a giggling mess beneath him. “Kookie!” I scold through my laughing.

“Hyung!” Jimin and Taehyung yell as they also bust out of the forest, behind them is the rest of my pack and Baekhyun who is just glaring at our touchy interactions.

He pushes through my pack to get to Jungkook and I, “Unless you want your throat ripped out, I suggest you remove yourself from her. We may know what is going on but our other pack members don’t and they are not in the best mood right now.”

Kookie growls.

Baekhyun’s sweet playful demeanor from yesterday seems completely different as he grabs Jungkook by the back of the neck and pulls him off me. “Come with me little wolf before the backyard becomes a battle field. You will be able to talk with your pack after we explain things,” He offers me a hand.

“Please go with him Insoo,” Namjoon quickly encourages me. “I would prefer not to fight with the black dragons.”

“I’m with Namjoon on this, please,” Yoongi almost begs, looking to the house with worried eyes. I follow his gaze back to the house to see eleven of my mates staring us down with angry blood red eyes. Jungkook whimpers with his head bowed to the obviously more powerful group, in fact looking to my pack I see that they are all backing down with their eyes to the ground. I gulp nervously but accept Baekhyun’s hand, he surprises me by just scooping me up.

“It’s freezing cold and you are out here dressed like this, what kind of mates let their mate out like this,” He mumbles mostly to himself as he carries me back across the field. “We should take this inside before she catches a cold.” He doesn’t even bother to wait for his brothers he just carries me inside like I’m a fragile little egg that is going to break. He sets me down on the cold couch before wrapping me up in the blanket that one of the others brought. Kris is kneeling in front of me peeling off the socks he had just put on me that are now soaking wet.

“No more going outside until we have proper clothes for you,” Kris declares. The wolves come in, two of them rush passed with their clothing in their teeth, Minseok and Suho, while the others stop by me. Chanyeol is the first to come right up to me, he sniffs my clothes, his nose wrinkles.

“Do I smell like my pack again?” I sniff my sleeves and only find Yixing’s sweet scent now mixing with another sweet smell, like fresh cakes.

“You reek of Yixing hyung since you slept in his room and his clothes,” Baekhyun explains as he fetches me a mug of tea. “Even thought he is also your mate, we don’t like any other alpha smell near our mate.”

“Sorry Hyung,” I reach other without a thought and stroke the silver blue wolf’s fur. He cocks his head in confusion, “Ah, the hyung thing, we will explain that when everyone is here.”

“So you need to go upstairs and get dressed,” Kris commands. I’m surprised when the big wolf just comes closer and nuzzles his snout into my stomach. “Chanyeol,” The head alpha tries again, making the younger whine.

“Don’t you want to be able to talk to me?” I tempt the wolf with a smile. He groans but quickly heads off towards the stairs, leaving the other three behind. They stare at me, Chen and Luhan are closer, within touching distance while Kyungsoo is far out of my reach. “Are you all going to transform? I actually kind of want to see you react to my past, I didn’t get to see yesterday because I passed out.”

All eyes go to Kris who already has his hands up, “It was an accident.”

“We were gone for a week and all hell breaks loose,” An unfamiliar voice snaps from the hall. Two men come in, they are about the same height but one looks much younger than the other. The last three wolves are off to transform so they can join the conversation as well. One with cat like eyes glares at Kris for a moment before looking down at me huddled on the couch and his face softens. “Hello little wolf.”

I sniff the air, “Coffee,” I hum. “You must be Minseok hyung.”

He smiles cutely, “I am, I’m very happy to meet you my lovely little wolf.”

“It’s nice to meet you too,” I try to stand to greet him properly but the second I try Kris’s hands are on my shoulders pushing me back into the couch.

“Your feet are freezing, how can you not notice?” The older scolds as his large hands gently massage my shoulders.

I look down at my feet, “I haven’t really noticed, I think they are numb.” I try to curl my toes with little to basically no response at my brain’s command, “Yep, they are completely numb.”

“Can you feel this?” Minseok is suddenly a lot closer, his hands are on my ankles, his touch sends a shot of electricity up my leg making me jump away. He holds his hands up, showing me that he means no harm but it’s not that I’m scared, my heart is just racing.

“I can feel that,” I whimper.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to frighten you,” He stands up and takes a few steps back.

“You didn’t frighten me, you shocked me,” I look down at my hands nervously.

“Do you want another bath?” Yixing offers, he joins me on the couch, sitting as close to me as possible. I see the way Minseok watches our physical interactions with irritated jealousy.

I pout, “Another one? I guess, just to warm me up, but only if you sit with me again.”

“Why him again?” Sehun pouts.

Tao joins in on the whining, “Why not one of us?”

“Because from what I’ve heard you guys can’t control yourselves around me, but lets say I give you the benefit of the doubt, do you think you can handle being locked in the same room as me while I’m completely naked and basically defenseless?” I cock a brow at them, “Kai saw me in just a towel and went complete alpha on me, do you think you can handle it?”

The two boys share an angry look but say nothing more. Baekhyun steps forward, “I can do it.”

“Okay, lets go Hyung,” I try to stand up but Yixing has his arm around my shoulders in and instance.

“She asked for me,” The older of the two snaps.

“Can both of you just come along? The more the merrier,” I suggest, hoping to defuse the situation.

“Where are we going? Can I come too?” A tall man bounces into the room, silver hair a ruffled mess, a massive smile on his handsome face. The scent of cake tickles my nose.

“Chanyeol hyung?” The other three come into the room, one with big round eyes catches my eye, “Soo hyung?” The man stops, his eyes seem to get bigger when he sees me. I can’t help but smile at him, something about this man makes me feel more warm at just the sight of him.

“Hello,” He bows his head, “I am Kyungsoo.” He makes me think of hot chocolate. From his dark brown hair to his chocolate colored eyes, heart shaped lips make me think he is a soft person but I remember Jongin’s words and curl back into myself.

“Of course, I’m sorry for speaking so informally,” I bow my head apologetically.

“Ignore him Love,” Yixing guides my gaze back to him with a soft caress of my cheek. “You look cold, lets get that water going.”

I’m about to agree when movement on the edge of the forest catches my eye, “What about my pack? Aren’t we going to explain everything?”

“What do you need to explain?” One steps forward, “Did something happen?”

I look to my six mates who already know, “Should I just say it?”

Kris sighs, “Might as well, Tao, can you go get her pack in here? Take them in the front go and down into the basement to hang out while we talk about this.”

“Why do I have to take them?” Tao pouts, earning himself a dirty look from me.

I narrow my eyes at him, “Do you have a problem with my pack?”

“Of course not!” He replies quickly followed by soft words that melt my heart, “I would just rather be up here with you.”

“How about if you are nice to my pack I’ll let you come in when I take a bath too?”

His eyes light up like fireworks, “Really?”

“Yes, but only if my pack gives you a good review so be nice.”

He nods eagerly before rushing outside. I chuckle as I watch him go to my waiting pack.

“Now what is the world is going on?” Minseok asks as he sits on my other side.

I look at Kris, “Any suggestions on where I should start off?”

“How about your name?”

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Do you think Harry ever looks at the missus (pre-kids) when she's being all cute and sweet and just go "goddamn I cannot believe this sweet thing is so filthy" after a long night of rolling around the sheets?


That moment when he opens his eyes the next morning and sees her all curled up tightly beside him, duvet tucked up right below her chin because she got cold in the middle of the night. Her hair is mussed and thrown across the pillow, her lips moving every couple of heartbeats and she sighs or hums in her sleep softly beside him as she nuzzles into the pillow. 

They’re still completely naked under the sheets. His stomach muscles still ache pleasantly, His cock twitches when he tucks his hand under the duvet and between his legs and skims his fingertips up along the underside of his shaft. He rolls back onto his side, careful not to wake her. He’s half-hard again just from thinking about last night. 

How he knows his cum is drying on her belly, that her inner thighs are littered with a smattering of light bruises from how hard he was gripping them as he ate her out like his life depended on it. If he thought about it, he could feel a prickle along his scalp remembering her tugging at his hair. 

How her bum is flushed a rosy pink. When she shifts in her sleep and the duvet slides down, he catches sight of the hickey he left on her breast. If he moves against the sheets, there’s a mild burn from the tiny welts her nails digging into the skin of his shoulders, have left. Thinking about her taking him. In her mouth, in her hot, wet, snug core. Her praises and pleas for more. The sound of skin slapping against skin. Her moans, echoing in his ears. How she licked her lips clean after going down on him. How she squirted all over his chin that still feels sticky now.

He lets out a sigh that turns into a grunt, starting to feel worked up again letting it all replay in his mind. “So fucking lucky,” he whispers to himself. He reaches over to pull the duvet back up securely around her shoulders and presses a kiss to her forehead, before he cuddles in closer to her.   


After learning some of you can’t access the masterpost of all my fics, I thought i’d spend time making an actual masterpost so y’all can finally see ‘em.



Jack’s Post Was His Own Downfall - Mark sees Jack’s post about being ticklish and of course has to investigate.

Mark The Loving Tormentor - Mark and Jack decide to do something a bit more… intense. Cute feet tickles.

Ticklish Bellybutton -  Jack has a crazy adorably ticklish belly button and when Mark finds out, he exploits it to the fullest.

Tickle Me - Jack’s acting like a little shit for Mark’s attention.

Cute Little Leprechaun - Mark loves teasing his easily-embarrassed boyfriend, Jack, especially when he finds out he’s ticklish.

Great Boyfriend - Jack’s teasing Mark about a septiplier tumblr post they found and Mark cannot have that.

Agent Jack And Warfstache -  SecretAgent!Jack finds himself tied up after being knocked out by some villain named Warfstache, he apparently wants the codes, and has ways of getting them.

- Pt. 2 - Agent Jack And Darkiplier -  Sequel to Agent Jack And Warfstache; Another personality joins the fray! I wonder who it could be…

- Pt. 3 - Agent Jack And Anti -  Jack’s escape from the alternates’ dungeon. He meets a new alternate… one who looks very familiar…

- Pt. 4 - Agent Jack And Agent Mark - Jack returns to the agency with a very interesting story to inform a new coworker about.

-Pt. 5 - How Did We Become So Soft? - Dark and Anti tickle fight!

-pt. 6 - Dan And Phil; Punk And Pastel - Dan And Phil and their alternates have a movie night.

-pt. 7 - I Want You To Scream - Dark comes back to find Jack gone and uses Anti to take out some of his frustration.

-pt. 8 - Agents Septiplier - Jack And Mark are now partners?

-pt. 9 - Mark and The Three Alternates - Mark’s turn

Softie -  Jack, Mark’s big, strong, punk boyfriend thinks he’s so tough, but Mark’s gonna show him how cute Jack can really be.

Sick Jackaboy - Jack is sick and Mark takes care of him.

Where isn’t Jack ticklish?! - Jack is super ticklish everywhere.

Surprise Drawing - Frisk has a surprise and Sans wants to get a sneak peek.

Duct Tape Challenge - Mark, Jack, and Felix do the duct tape challenge. Jack is slow escaping. So Mark and Felix have some fun while he’s helpless to stop them.

-The Bet - Sequel to the duct tape challenge, Felix and Mark make a bet on who can get Jack to blush the hardest.

Payback - Jack gets revenge on Mark!

Tickle Challenge - Mark and Jack do the “tickle challenge”

Voodoo Doll - Mark gets a mysterious gift in the fan mail.

Septiplier vs Egobang Tickle Fight - A tiny tickle war between Dan+Arin from the Game Grumps and Jack+Mark from… Jacksepticeye and Markiplier.

Jack’s Biceps - Jack won’t stop bragging about his muscles so Mark dares him to do a handstand against the wall for five minutes  exposing Jack’s ticklish tummy and feet.

Homesick Jack - Jack’s homesick so Mark tells the guys a way he usually cheers him up.

A Drunk Mark Is A Tickly Mark - Mark gets tickly when he’s drunk.

GreenieLeeEye - Jack runs a tickle fanfic blog and Mark gets curious.

Goofy Lil Eyeball - Jack’s a tad stressed over vids so Sam tries to cheer him up!

Home With A Tickle Monster - Jack’s homesick so Mark dons the persona of “tickle Monster” to cheer him up.

Tickle Collar - Mark wants to do a shock collar challenge, Jack does not. So Mark finds a loophole and has a little fun with Jack.

How Mark And Jack Edit - Jack finishes recording and decides to have some fun with Mark.

Oddest Episode Ever - Jack and Mark wake up in a dark room where a new show is being shot… with Pewdiepie playing the torturer, and Jack and Mark are the victims.

Oddest behind the scenes ever - Jack and Mark get some well-deserved revenge.

Sappy Ler - Sequel to GreenieLeeEye, Mark reminisces about a few times where his new knowledge comes in handy

Can We Keep It? - Mark brings home a tickle monster.

-Pt. 2 - The Lee-off - Mark gets jealous of all the attention Cootly’s giving to Jack.

-Cootly’s Alternate - Dark and Anti get a new alternate companion (not canon to A&A)

- Cootly Drabbles

  - #1 - Cootly likes Jack’s belly button and Mark’s a little shit.

  - #2 - Cootly’s perspective of the games they play

  - #3 - Felix has to feed Cootly while Jack and Mark are gone.

Monster In The House - There’s a monster in the house… Mark is terrified…

The Halloween Costume - Jack gets stuck in his costume. Mark comes to “help” him.

The Pro’s Of Being Ticklish - Jack’s abs are sore and Mark massages them. Unfortunately, or fortunately, it tickles like hell.

Truth Or Dare? - Mark, Jack, Bob, and Wade play Truth Or Dare.

Jack’s Love Of Tickling - Jack loves being tickled but is embarrassed about it. Mark figures it out.

Tickle Tube - Jack gets stuck in a slide. Mark “helps” him out.

Morning Giggles - Cute Septiplier Morning Tickles!

The Pro’s Of Being Ticklish - Jack’s abs are sore and Mark massages them.

Tickling Saved Us? - Anti and Dark get out.

Stop Being So Adorable - Random fluff drabble

Too Early - Cute ticklish!Mark drabble

You’re Ticklish THERE!?! - Mark’s ticklish butt.Jack will never let him live this down.

Role Switch - Lee!Mark and ler!jack

Teasing - Sequel to GreenieLeeEye and Sappy Ler; Mark teases Jack every chance he get, and he’s really good at it.

Jack’s Little Space - Jack goes into Little Space

Obstacle Course - Mark and Jack get mischevious during the obstacle course challenge.

Ask and You Shall Receive - Jack’s in a serious lee mood and needs Mark’s tickles.

Jack’s Little Space Confession - MOAR LITTLE JACK TICKLES

Squealing Santa 2k16: Scooch - Person A is lying on their stomach on the couch (taking up the whole space), distracted by their phone/book/etc and refusing to move, so Person B sits on their legs and tickles their knees and feet until they apologize…and then a little extra, just to teach them a lesson.

Ticklish Footsies - Random Shitty Drabble

Start Off The New Year With Laughter - NEW YEARS EVE WITH JACK AND MARK

Lil Sis and Big Bro Tickle Fight - Just a lil tickle fight between Dean ad his lil sis. Not actually siblings BUT THEY ARE PRACTICALLY BROTHER AND SISTER AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Evil Chica - Mark’s in a ler mood and Chica helps him out.

Take My Mind Off Of It - Mark’s been playing too much FNAF

Cake? - Punk!Mark nerd!Jack

The Tickle-lympics (Septiplier) Part 1 - TFB Bloggers Jack & Mark have a big competition of tickle-based events.

Two Gay Princes - Mark comes across a funny comment in their coming out vid and jack and mark have a bit of fun.

Kiss it All Better - Little!Jack gets hurt.

Anti’s Cheer Up Idea - Mark, Dark, Anti & Jack are friends and live together. Jack and Mark come home hurt and it’s up to the alternates to cheer em up!

After The Big Game - Highschool AU. Mark plays basketball and keeps his relationship with Jack a secret form the team.

Our First Tickle Fight - Jack and Mark are members of the TFB community, lee and ler, and meet in person for the first time

Happy Valentine’s Day - It’s Valentine’s Day and Jack is insecure about his gift. Mark cheers him up.

Drunken Giggles - Jack gets hammered and spills all his tickly secrets to Mark.

You Just Need To Unwind - Mark’s Stressed from FNAF:SL’s 10/20 mode and Jack calms him down.

Scary Stories - Jack and Mark as little kids telling scary stories… Mark tells the terrifying tale of the tickle monster. [Kind of an homage to my first fic ever, the big bad tickle monster]

Is Jack Ticklish? - Mark is looking for RYC questions and one asks about Jack being ticklish. Mark investigates.

Raspberries - Jack is just a lee in need of tickles from his ler, Mark. Specifically raspberries.

The Tickle Monster And His Leprechaun - Just a cute one-sided tickle fight between Jack & Mark, ler!mark of course.

Help Voice Acting - Jack needs to laugh convincingly for a line as a VA but can’t. Mark steps in to help.

Ticklish Makeup - Mark has to get his makeup done for a random encounters vid but this makeup needs to be done all over his neck and ears. Poor Mark’s a bit too ticklish for that and Jack’s there to tease him.

Pokemon Tickle Games - Pokemon trainer Jack takes on Pokemon trainer Mark and afterwards discuss bonding with their Pokemon. Jack reveals a rather odd game he plays with his Torracat.

Anniversary Night - It’s Jack and Mark’s anniversary. Everything is perfect until Jack won’t stop squirming during a make out session.

I Don’t Blush - Jack claims that he never blushes in the middle of a livestream. Mark is going to prove him wrong.

Don’t Move -  Jack uses a little game to decide in an argument with Mark, and Jack loves the game too much to stop.


Cheer Up, Kid! - Cool Patrol cheering up Jack.

All Better - Jack comes home after a beating and Danny cheers him up.


Ethan & Tyler As A Ler Tag Team - Mark’s punishment from getting a 7 on the mental age test

- Revenge On Jack - Mark seeks revenge on his boyfriend.

- Revenge On Ethan - Mark seeks revenge on Ethan.

“I’M SORRY!!”’s Unseen Ending - Watch this video, this is a made up after event to the vid.

Accept Your Punishment - Alternate events for this video where Ethan must be punished but doesn’t want to so Mark, like a big brother, tickles him into submission.

The Monsters From The Closet - Ethan’s an insomniac in a dead end job. One night two creatures enter his room and need his laughter. Think a monsters inc type AU.

The T-Room -  Ethan is a hacker for a strict corporation. If you screw up, you’re sent to the infamous ’T-Room’. Everyone who goes in comes out different. Quiet, obedient. Changed. No one knows what happens in there…and today, Ethan makes a huge mistake.


Stuck - Ethan gets stuck trying to prank Tyler and Tyler teaches him a lesson while he’s helpless.

Sanders Sides

Prinxiety Tickle Fight - Exactly what it sounds like. Prince & Anxiety get into a tickle fight.

Lay Off, Anxiety - Anxiety’s being a pain to poor Thomas and Prince puts a stop to it.

Don’t Hide Your Laughter - Anxiety doesn’t let himself show laughter or smiling. But Prince is gonna hear his lover’s laughter one way or another.

I Don’t Laugh - Anxiety claims that he never laughs.

Prince’s New Friend - Thomas & his sides Meets Cootly.

Slay The Dragon - Prince walks in on Anx in a dragon onesie and has a bit of fun.

Dan and Phil

100% Happiness - Dan’s having another existential crisis… It’s up to Phil to cheer him up!

Not Until You Learned Your Lesson - Dan’s bragging about his streak in Dan vs. Phil again and Phil won’t stand for it.

Smol Cinnamon Roll - Phil doesnt believe Dan when he calls Phil a smol cinnamon roll.

We’re Okay, Bear - Punk!Phil & Pastel!Dan. Dan’s getting bullied andPhil comes to defend him and cheer him up!

Dan’s Weak Spot - Phil’s feeling mischievous during movie night and decides to attack his boyfriend’s number one weak spot.

Dan’s Little Space - Dan goes into little space

Game Grumps

Random Egobang Drabble - Dan laughs at Arin’s rage during Mario Maker. Arin is not happy and needs revenge.


Steph’s Ticklish - Mat finds out Steph’s ticklish.


Aarmau Tickle Fight - Aaron and Aphmau being cute



Big Bad Tickle Monster -  Frisk and Asriel telling scary stories in their room.

- Pt. 2 - Big Bad Tickle Monster’s Back - Asriel wakes up with a craving for revenge. Tickle fight ensues.

- Pt. 3 - Big Bad Tickle War - Frisk and Asriel try to tickle Sans. Emphasis on ‘try’. Sans goes to get back at them and it ends up in a chase which leads to a huge tickle war between Frisk, Asriel, Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne.

Tickle Temmies - Frisk finds their way into Temmie village, home to the Temmies, creatures that love cute humans. But what’s cuter than a human? A ticklish human!

Tell Me What Happened -  Papyrus comes home from school after being bullied. Sans needs to take care of him and cheer him up, and he knows the best way to make Papyrus laugh. Although, Sans forgets that Papyrus never goes down without a fight.

It’s A Surprise! -  Alphyne cuteness Drabble! Undyne tries to get Alphys to tell her what she’s been working on down in the lab.

Pay Attention To Me! - Frisk is studying and Chara wants her attention. Take a wild guess as to what happens next.

Mischievous Muffet - Frisk brings Asriel to see an old friend.

Two Bony Tickle Monsters - Frisk has a nightmare and two skeletons try to cheer them up.

Fucking Blasters! - Sans gets stuck in the laundry chute… He summons his blasters to help him but instead they nuzzle, lick and tickle him all over… all night…

LittleTale Tickles - Sans finds out Tori’s ticklish.

Dad - W.D. Gaster tickling his toddler sons.

Candy Puns - Puns about Candy. Soriel. Littletale.

Not Another Reset - Sans can’t take another reset, so Papyrus swoops in to cheer up his brother.


Tears - Gold finds Marion crying in his room.

Freddy’s hat - Bonnie is being playful and took Freddy’s hat and hid it. Freddy won’t stand for it.

Stardew Valley

There’s That Smile - Just a cute tickle fight between my two fav. Stardew Valley characters!



Poketickles: The Eeveelutions Family - Eevee’s getting a bit too much pressure on what they should evolve into, so Sylveon comes to cheer them up!

May’s Cheering Up - May cheers Wally up after a loss in battle.


Thinking Back On Old Times -  Charlie tries to get the boys to decorate with no such luck, so she has them reminisce on good memories, Dean remembers something that catches Charlie’s attention though.

Sam’s Ticklish Tummy - Weechesters, Sam has a ticklish belly and Dean takes advantage.

Gravity Falls

Tickle Spell - Mabel finds a tickle spell in one of the journals and uses it on her brother.


The Twin’s Tickle Fight - OHSHC Twins have a tickle fight

Steven Universe

Amedot Tickle Fight - Just as the title says; human college AU

BOY THAT TOOK A WHILE TO MAKE! So this is a post of every single fic I’ve ever written (Well… tickle fic. :) ) Hope this helps y’all out! Thanks for everything!

Edit: I’ll be reblogging this whenever i update it, if you see it again its probably cause i added new fics.

free-hugs-for-ghouls  asked:

Sole and the companions are dared to wear blindfolds and gloves, then wander around the room, then they have to kiss the first person they touch.

Hey, thanks for the ask. Sorry its long…i hope you like it

Sole and the Companions are dared to wear blindfolds and gloves, then wander around the room, then they have to kiss the first person they touch.

Cait/Deacon: She didn’t bother trying to figure out who she touched, they seemed human, so she kissed them. Deacon broke the kiss earlier than he should have, and gave her an awkward laugh. She just laughed when she realized it’s him.

Codsworth/Ada: All three of his eyes were covered; and he hovered around trying to touch someone. After his pincher touched Ada, he didn’t know it was her

“I’m sorry, but would you mind kissing me?”.

“I would if I could…”

They ended up awkwardly bashing their ‘Faces’ into each other.

Curie/Maxson: She touches Maxson’s rough face with her tiny hands and she got really scared. It was Maxson! He is too intimidating for her!

“O-oh No…I’m~“

“Get it over with. Disgusting Synth!”

She nodded and gave him the shyest and quickest kiss. He wiped him mouth with a disgusted look at her.

Danse/Hancock: He touched Hancock’s clothes, but he didn’t know it was him, it seemed like Piper or something. He leaned in for a French kiss; but the moment his tongue felt, No lips, he pulled away and started throwing up on the floor. Hancock chuckled at Paladin’s reaction “Feeling’s mutual, asshole”

Deacon/Sole: He took a long time stroking their face, until he sighed in relief. He felt so fucking lucky! He kissed them, and it lasted more than it should; which ended up with him trying to hide his embarrassment.

Dogmeat/Curie: He was trying to take the blindfold off him with his paws; until finally Curie kneeled next to him and took it off him, feeling bad for him. He thanked her by licking her all over the face.

Hancock/Nick: The moment he touched Nick’s face, he knew it was him, who else would not have skin where it’s supposed to be! “It was coming wasn’t it…” Nick shrugged and awkwardly waited for the ghoul to make a move. Hancock laughed and finally frenched Nick. Hancock stayed dominant during the kiss while Nick was too uncomfortable to do much.

Macready/Piper: When he grabbed her with no clue who she was, she gasped and covered her mouth. He leaned to kiss her but was blocked by her hands. She didn’t want to kiss him! He got annoyed and forced her hands out of the way; kissing her roughly. After that she slapped him across the face as hard as she could…

Nick/Danse: “STAY AWAY FREAK!” Nick touched HIM, out of all the people in the room. Nick sighed as he didn’t want to kiss him either. Nick ignored through all the Paladin’s whining. He grabbed Danse’s jaw with his metallic arm, piercing through his skin, and giving him a quick kiss. Danse got way too pissed…

Piper/Cait: She touched Cait’s chest.

“Oh no, I’m sorry Curie!”

“Your lucky day Piper!”

“Oh shit…”

Cait frenched her and Piper couldn’t protest. When she realized the others were watching, she pushed Cait away and blushed deeply, while Cait was laughing and complimenting her.

Preston/Gage: He didn’t know who it was, but he thought that, that was the thrill of it! He kissed him passionately. When he took the blindfold off, his smile turned into a disgusted look. He pulled away immediately and wiped his lips.

“Raider’s taste like actual ass, stay away from me!”

“Hehe, you seemed to like it before you saw me; Sheep!”

Strong/Codsworth: He grabbed the poor robot, and with all his anger, headbutted him. “STRONG NO RESPECT METAL MAN!”. Codsworth was pushed away and just murmured British swears at himself.

X6-88/Macready: He didn’t give a shit who it was, he just wanted to get it over with. He pulled Macready by the shirt and kissed him. He was caught off guard, and didn’t get to kiss back. X6 dropped the blindfold and didn’t have a reaction. Macready just whispered a Not-Swear to himself before getting away from him.

Maxson/X6-88: He grabs his head “I swear if it’s another goddamn disgusting synth…” X6 didn’t flinch. Maxson only hoped it was a human he would be kissing. He kissed him and dropped the blindfold. “I KNEW IT! DISGUSTING” He started freaking out and swearing out loud. X6 didn’t care at all.

Gage/Dogmeat: “Now I’m glad I can see with at least one of my eyes…” He started wandering around the room until Dogmeat got in his way. “Now I gotta kiss a mutt?!” He kneeled and without making another move Dogmeat started licking him. He’s a raider, so he wasn’t all that grossed out.

Ada/Preston: He laughed when she touched him.

“Well that would be my first time kissing a robot!”

“I’m sorry Sir, I don’t have the parts needed for this…”

“I’ll figure something out!”

He tried kissing the closest place on her face that a mouth would be… He laughed off the awkwardness.

Sole/Strong: They wondered around until they bumped onto the Mutant. Wasn’t hard to know it was Strong.

“Human weak when can’t see!!”

“Sure buddy. Now, let me show you my respect”

Strong seemed satisfied that Sole respected them and stayed still while Sole stood on their tiptoes and pecked him. “Strong respect human too!!”