and let me lick you

shin soukoku

Dazai: Just as I predicted, atsushi and akutagawa are a formidable team worthy of the name shin-soukoku. they have a partnership just like ours!

Chuuya: *rolling his eyes* yeah right

Atsushi: get out of my way akutagawa!

Akutagawa: no YOU get out of MY way!

Atsushi: youre even more pathetic than I am!

Akutagawa: NO YOURE MORE PATHETIC THAN I AM!!!

Atsushi: NO WAY

Akutagawa: YES WAY

Atsushi: SAY THAT TO MY FACE

Akutagawa: I ALREADY I AM SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE YOU STUPID FUCK

Atsushi: DONT CALL ME A STUPID FUCK

Akutagawa: THEN STOP ACTING LIKE A STUPID FUCK

Atsushi: MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A NEEDY LITTLE BITCH

Akutagawa: I AM NOT A NEEDY LITTLE BITCH!!!!

Atsushi: *doing an impression of akutagawa* uuuu dazai san please notice me, i love you dazai-san, oh dazai-san please let me lick your shoes, just this once

Akutagawa: I WILL FUCKING END YOU

Atsushi: NOT IF I END YOU FIRST

Dazai: pretty impressive, right chuuya?

Chuuya: … when you said “a partnership just like ours” you… weren’t kidding