and lestrade's gonna be john's

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Sherlock and John were arguing, again and Hamish hated it when they argued because it was always about something stupid and today was no different. "I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way," Hamish shouted standing on the coffee table. "You have my sword," Greg said appearing in the doorway. "And my bow," Molly said having come with him. "And my umbrella," Mycroft said seriously. Sherlock and John obliviously kept arguing about who's turn it was to do dishes.

awww poor hamish :3

Happy New Year at 221b
  • Lestrade: All right! Here we go! 2016! The year of Greg!
  • Sherlock: *deadpan, standing next to Molly* We're very happy for you.
  • Lestrade: What's the matter?!
  • Sherlock: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…
  • Lestrade: All right, I'll take care of it.
  • Molly: Oh no, wait! Greg!
  • (They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to John.)
  • John: *hopping* 73! 72! 71!
  • Lestrade: John! John! John, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh?
  • John: What?
  • Lestrade: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss Molly.
  • John: Of course not. I'm kissing my wife, Mary.
  • Lestrade: Good.
  • John: Wait, *hushed* who's gonna kiss Molly.
  • Lestrade: Sherlock.
  • John: Really?
  • Lestrade: Mate, who would you rather have kiss Molly, me or Sherlock?
  • John: That's a good point.
  • Lestrade: Yeah.
  • John: So you're kissing Sally? *one brow raised*
  • Lestrade: Yeah...
  • John: All right. If you think that's a good idea.
  • Lestrade: Mary! Mary! John wants to kiss you at midnight!
  • Mary: Oh, he better. I'm not getting left out on anymore New Years Eves again.
  • Lestrade: Sally! Sally! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.
  • Sally: What?!
  • John: Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss John, he's married.
  • Sally: So?
  • Lestrade: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Sherlock?
  • sally: Oh, good point.
  • Lestrade: Yeah!
  • All: *watching the ball drop* 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
  • Sherlock: *kisses Molly* Happy New Year!
  • Molly: Happy New Year.
  • John: *kisses Mary* Happy New Year, Hon!
  • Mary: You too!
  • Sally: *To Lestrade* Happy New Year, Greg!
  • Lestrade: So did that do anything for ya?
  • Sally: *slowly walks away*

i find it hilarious that mike stamford didn’t attend john’s wedding though like they were good mates john went out to pubs with him (or at least he wrote so on his blog) and then mike just didn’t come? like i don’t know things but i think it may, just may have something to do with the fact that he knew sherlock was a perfect match for john and then john just went and married someone else and mike was like “fuck it all my cupid work for nothing”