and laughed at this photo

YA’LL. WHAT IN CHILD PROTECTION

imma drop this here

Disneyland Band Shenanigans #3

Friend 1:  Yo, I just saw Captain America.  He’s taking pictures with people

Friend 2: WHAT? -freaks out because that’s their FAVORITE superhero-

Me: goddamn it you shouldn’t have said anything -laughs-

All of us: -runs to the photo op line, sits there for about five minutes and notices that Cap is walking away to a ‘Cast Member Only room- Is he leaving?

C: -comes back with Spiderman-

Me: AW SHOOT. HE GOT SPOODERMUN 

Also me after sometime waiting in line: -notices something about Spiderman, gets all excited-  SPIDERMAN IS DUMB THICC BOI

Friend 1: YOU’RE RIGHT OMG

Friend 2: -practically under breath mumbles- not as thicc as captain america..

Me: ARE YOU KIDDING?!  LOOK WITH YOUR EYES HE’S LIKE… -makes a wave motion in the air to represent the curvature of his butt-

All of us: -cracks up-

~Siri

Photo #4: Far south in the polar regions of the Antarctic, the snyptid contemplates a pair of penguins from afar. They, like him, are able to comfortably dwell in subzero temperature environments and, presumably, enjoy a good fish dinner now and then. 

The availability and freshness of fish in Central City leaves much to be desired, however. Sadly, i imagine the snyptid’s dietary needs have to be met in other ways. If you want my informed opinion… the snyptid must be a fan of instant noodles.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.