and lame scenario

a fan: *calls jinyoung jr./junior*

Jinyoung: bitch, come again???

photo (cr.)

Expectations vs Reality
  • Kpop fanfic: you couldn't believe your eyes, your own boyfriend naked on your bed with another girl, cheating on you.
  • Reality: you couldn't believe your eyes, your own boyfriend sitting shirtless on your bed eating kfc all alone behind your back.
gotbang: cooking competition

staff: each bts member has to pair up with a member from got7 for this cooking competition

rapmon: JACKSON WHY DON’T WE-

jackson: JIN WE SHOULD TOTALLY PAIR UP TOGETHER

mark: no jin i think we should pair up since we’re both the visuals of the group

bambam: no no no i’m pairing up with jin because we’re totally bffs am i right?

jin: uhhhhhhhh

jaebum: i’m good at cooking kimchi soup

rapmon: I LOVE KIMCHI SOUP JB WHY DON’T WE-

jhope: I LOVE KIMCHI SOUP TOO

jaebum: i choose jhope

rapmon: whaaaaat

*yugyeom and jungkook pair up because maknaes stick together*

jackson: ffs jin who do you choose

jin: uhhhhhhhhhh

bambam: i won’t dab i swear

jin: i choose youngjae

youngjae: YAAAASS

mark: but i’m prettier *cries*

v: *whispers to bambam* i’ll dab with you

bambam: :D

*instant bffs*

staff: youngjae and jin, v and bambam, jungkook and yugyeom, jhope and jb. jackson, rapmon, jimin, jinyoung, mark, suga, what about you guys?

rapmon: mark hey fellow english speaker we should-

mark: suga i’d love to pair up with you!

suga: *grunts*

*jinyoung and jimin exchange glances*

jimin: i’m cute

jinyoung: meh

jimin: (⊙ω⊙)

jinyoung: ok i’ll pair up with you

rapmon: so jackson, it’s just me and you

jackson: i’ll pair up with coco

staff: sorry rapmon, come here you can sit 10 meters away from the cooking area and give them mental support *turns around and whispers to self* thank god


i hope you guys like this! might make this into a series so if you want more of these be sure to send in a request of what situation you want to see them in!! (ex: gotbang at the zoo etc)

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nsfw namjoon ~ for anon