and lady criminal!

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My name is Gabriel. I shall always remember what my mother told me before she died: “The man who beats up a child or a woman is damned. Damned forever.”

Criminal Minds ladies as things I've done
  • Jennifer Jareau: I somehow befriended the group of popular mean girls in 5th grade but my teacher knew I didn't want to be there and recruited me as a spy so I spent the whole year reporting every bad thing they did
  • Kate Callahan: friended every person on facebook who was awful to me in elementary–high school so they can see how rad my life is now and how hot I got
  • Ashley Seaver: in 7th grade I got wind some kid wanted to ask me out in gym class the day we were running the mile so I ran extra fast to get away from him and I set a school record by accident
  • Elle Greenaway: a few months ago I beeped my horn at a passing male jogger just to scare the bejesus out of him and exact that good petty revenge for all the years I've spent being catcalled and I'm not sorry
  • Penelope Garcia: I act like a bad bitch but I cry at least once a week because of my cat being cute
  • Emily Prentiss: when I was 3 my balloon floated away and I was throwing a tantrum so my dad was like ”what do you want me to do about it” and I screamed ”SHOOT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!”
  • Alex Blake: when I have to go to gatherings at bigot asshole family members' houses instead of being a bitch I smile and make nice then later steal all of their toilet paper and alcohol
  • Tara Lewis: whenever people mispronounce my name I don't correct them I just make a mental hit list on who to fuck up first if the purge was real
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emily prentiss

would lay life down for friends, but doesn’t care much for what happens to her. woman of action, passion, courage. she enjoys her alone time just as much as she enjoys couple time, but she’s more fiercely loving towards her friends. she’s stubborn and short-tempered at times, but more often than not she has things under control. she’s physical, she’s not scared to be a leader, and she 100% kicks ass.

the signs as criminal minds characters

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finally finished with the ladies of criminal minds