Stozier where they make out in dressing rooms while shopping 🤷
! ((also slight nsfw mentions??))
- Stan likes to drag Richie with him to the mall when he wants to buy new clothes, because he needs his boyfriend’s opinion. (He doesn’t- he just likes to see Richie try to understand fashion)
- “Hey Richie, do you think black skinny jeans look good on me?” “Yes, please buy a thousand pairs.”
- Mostly it’s just goofing around and quick pecks between outfits, but Stan always drags Richie into Victoria’s Secret to pick out some lingerie. That’s where things get a little less innocent.
- It’s torture for Richie to follow Stan around the store while he picks out panties and thigh highs and bralettes and all that. But the dressing rooms are even worse. Stan’s sure to open his little stall door every time he puts on a new outfit for Richie to see.
- After the fifth or sixth, Richie eventually loses it and shoves Stan backwards before he can shut the door again and pins him to the mirror. “You need something, babe?” Stan asks with an infuriating smirk.
- Richie growls and kisses him, more to make him shut up than anything. He moves down to Stan’s neck fairly quickly because it’s so sensitive. Plus, it’s satisfying to see the purple hickeys on his skin afterward.
- Before long Stan starts pulling Richie’s hair and they both have to leave before they get too loud and the staff kicks them out (again)
- That should be the end of the teasing but then they have ice cream afterwards and Richie realizes he kind of maybe hates Stan a little.
No he doesn’t