You don’t care about other people’s possessions or emotions, Stan?
Well you were concerned about Mabel’s feelings and rescued Waddles by punching a dinosaur in the face just for her.
You were also concerned about the kids’ safety and kicked a lot of zombie ass for them.
Plus you’ve spent 30 years trying to save your brother because you cared about him.
And you were heartbroken when your brother was angry and didn’t thank you for saving him.
You used your gum trick on the dice to save Dipper and Ford when they were in trouble.
And the fact that you left the debate just to rescue Dipper and Mabel when they were in trouble.
Don’t forget the time you went to check in on Mabel to see if she was doing alright.
You also became very emotional to see that the kids were okay and alive.
And you also were concerned that Bill was gonna hurt the kids. I mean JUST LOOK AT THE FACE YOU MADE HERE.
You cared for your family so much THAT YOU PUNCHED A DEMON AND HAD YOUR MIND ERASED just for them.
You threw the kids a huge party on their last day.
You cared about Soos so much that you gave him your JOB.
You were sad that your pumpkin was upset about not being able to let Waddles come home with her, so you threatened to give the bus driver a good beat down if he didn’t let Waddles on the bus.
You were so sad about the kids leaving. I mean YOU STARTED CRYING HERE.
And you were so glad that your brother is bonding with you again.
And you’re telling us that you don’t care about others?!
Well Stan, based on all these evidence it sounds like you DO care. You’re a big softie :)