and kate's smile omg


The worst jokes I know are jokes I invented during my dreams that I thought were good in the middle of the night. For instance, sometimes when you go to a Chinese restaurant, it says “beef two ways” or something. So if Christianity was a dish in a Chinese restaurant, what would it be called? “God three ways”. And I woke up and I was like [smiles]. Shit, I thought that I was gonna win a Writers Guild award for that. Again, it was in my sleep but I don’t know if I could do any better when I was awake. Whatever.