and jesus i'm being ~sarcastic

  • Maggie: Jesus, do you like Daryl? You seem to stare at him a lot and open up to him quite a bit.
  • Jesus: Excuse me? How dare you.
  • Jesus: I am shocked that you would ask such atrocious things.
  • Jesus: I could never. He is one of my best friends.
  • Jesus: Like how could you even think such things?
  • Jesus: I mean yeah, he's really cute and he brings out the best in me but how dare you accuse me of having incredibly strong feelings for Daryl which I obviously don't have.
  • Jesus: Yes, I can open up to him and he doesn't judge me which is a relief but HOW dare you ask me such a ridiculous thing.
  • Jesus: He does make my days brighter just by looking at me but I am appalled that you assume such things.
  • Jesus: I'm going to go talk to Daryl about this accusation. *storms off*
  • Maggie, to herself: I knew it. He totally likes Daryl.