and its slowwww

conniecorleone  asked:

Your vibe: overeducated personal assistant to a high-profile hockey player who secretly moonlights at a sloth sanctuary.

i mean, i love this, because in my head it’s just a lot of the both of us looking at one another and being like, “do you….have any idea……how to proceed? no? ok” and then me having gentle nervous breakdowns while covered in sloths.