and its going to be what we've been waiting for

Witches be like
  • <p> <b>Telepathic:</b> <p/><b></b> "Hey, maybe we should wait up for Clara, she wants to eat Chinese too."<p/><b></b> "How do you know that?"<p/><b></b> "She just thought about spring rolls and decided she wants some."<p/><b>Tarot-Reader:</b> <p/><b></b> "I just don't know, everything seems to be going wrong right now and I don't know what's going on with my life."<p/><b></b> "Oh honey, I know just the right thing for you."😏<p/><b>Necromancer:</b> <p/><b></b> "So what do you say about this house?"<p/><b></b> "Don't move in."<p/><b></b> "Why?"<p/><b></b> "Because the original owners haven't moved out yet..."<p/><b>Pyromaniac:</b> <p/><b></b> "Why are there scorch marks all over your shirt?"<p/><b></b> "Just... because..."<p/><b>Kitchen Witch:</b> <p/><b></b> "WAIT DON'T EAT THAT IT'S FOR A SPELL."<p/><b>Empath:</b> <p/><b></b> "Oh my god, why are you so moody today? I'm on my period, not you!"<p/><b></b> "..."<p/><b>Technology Witch:</b> <p/><b></b> "Okay sure, but is there WiFi?"<p/><b>Astrology Witch:</b> <p/><b></b> "But you do realise that the zodiacs aren't real, right?"<p/><b></b> "Hah, typical gemini."<p/><b>Dream Witch:</b> <p/><b></b> "Hey, so we've been together for a long time now and I trust you a lot, so I think the time has come....that I tell you about my weirdest dream."<p/></p>
Bravely Second: End Layer sentence starters (chapter 2)
  • `"Forgive me for losing faith."
  • `"Do you know how worried we were!?"
  • `"Yes, we're in for quite a ride!"
  • `"These two just had to start sleep-talking on a night like this..."
  • `"That does it! I'm going for a walk until they quiet down."
  • `"Wait just a minute! Who are you? Where are you?"
  • `"I... Haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about."
  • `"Do we have a... A stalker!?"
  • `"Ugh, stop it! You're giving me the creeps!"
  • `"Looks to me like you're enjoying the attention!"
  • `"Ahaha! Awww, ain't you just the cutest!? Friend or foe, there's nothin' like seeing two sweethearts in love!"
  • `"Well? Whaddaya waitin' for? Come and get me!"
  • `"We've been fighting almost nonstop to get here. We could all use a little break."
  • `"It's kind of nice, don't you think? Just the two of us...?"
  • `"No, I'm sorry! Really I am.."
  • `"Oh, I'm such a fool! I want to crawl into a deep, dark hole..."
  • `"Oh darlin'... I'm going far away now.. But my heart is with ya... Forever and ever."
  • `"(NAME)... All things must pass... And it seems our time has come..."
  • `"Sheesh! What kind of person do you take me for!?"
  • `"You've sure grown up awfully quick..."
  • `"What are you talking about!? I never talk in my sleep!"
  • `"This tastes amazing! You really topped yourself this time!"
  • `"(NAME) Eat too much. Not fair."
  • `"Oh honestly! Does (She/He/They) like to fight /that/ much?"
  • `"Take a deep breath... /Then/ we can take action."
  • `"We couldn't have been more different, but we were as close as (Brothers/Sisters/Siblings) can be."
  • `"I don't mind! don't you see!? I'd pay any price for you!"
  • `"I knew this would happen, all of it... And still..."
  • `"I'll tell you everything. It's a long story... And a painful one... But I want you to know."
  • `"That's an (NAME) special! Well...? Aren't you going to say thank you?"
  • `"You guys are no fun."
  • `"Let's unclench those fists, now... No,no, you don't need to crack your knuckles!"
  • `"Of all the miserable... You're just as useless as the day we met!"
  • `"Yes, (NAME). It's all my fault. Forgive me for even breathing."
  • `"You... You really are always looking down on me, aren't you!?"
  • `"(NAME) Wrong. Wrong must be right. (NAME) make right!"
So, the Ninja in a Haunted House
  • The Ninja: *Walking in a haunted house trying to find a way out*
  • Cole: Why are we even here? We should be going after Morro.
  • Nya: I agree. We shouldn't waste time.
  • Jay: Well everyone has been on edge lately, especially Cole because well, he-
  • Cole: Yeah I get it but being in a haunted house doesn't make me feel any better about it.
  • Kai: That's just because he's afraid of Ghosts and now he got turned into one.
  • Cole: Can we just get out of here?!
  • Jay: Alright we'll go! *Turns around to leave* Wait, does anyone remember the way to the entrance?
  • Zane: I can reverse the route we've taken, but it's going to take a while to get back.
  • Kai: Does anyone else see what I'm seeing? *Points to something*
  • Cole: That's Morro! IM OUT OF HERE! *Tries to run away but runs into a wall*
  • Zane: That's just a statue of him.
  • Cole: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME NOW!!
Meanwhile on the Thousand Sunny...
  • Sanji: mmm... Nami-san?
  • Nami: Yes, Sanji-kun?
  • Sanji: I was wondering... It's been 18 months since we last appeared in the manga
  • Nami: Mmm... Seems you're right
  • Sanji: ...
  • Nami: what's the problem?
  • Sanji: I feel like I've been forgotten
  • Nami: ...Oh my God, you're right!
  • Sanji: Yeah! We've got to protest!
  • Nami: Ok! Revert the lane, we're going ti Oda-sensei's place!
  • Sanji: this is my Nami-san ~
  • Nami: ...
  • Nami: ...wait
  • Sanji: What?
  • Nami: remember what happend when Ace lamented his small presence in the manga?
  • Sanji:
  • Nami:
  • Sanji: Strip poker?
  • Nami: ...Sure, why not.
How each fandom reacts to the great hiatus of 2015
  • Gravity Falls: We had to wait almost a year for season 2, now you do this to us AGAIN, Disney? Who is in charge of your scheduling? *freaks out over a future character whose name was released, also comes up with personalities for Stanley which probably aren't close to canon*
  • Steven Universe: H-h-hiatus? What is this? We've never been on a hiatus before, what are we going to do without this show? *cries and places show comfortably under a lamp to keep it warm and safe until its return*
  • Wander Over Yonder: No, we're on hiatus too? We gotta stay positive; that's what Wander would want... *is secretly exasperated by the hiatus*
  • Star Vs. The Forces of Evil: *draws SVTFOE/SU/GF/WOY crossover fanart with the characters complaining about the hiatus*
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We JUST got off a hiatus, now you're putting us in another one? We just want Karai to be un-mutated, quit dragging out the plot!
  • Harvey Beaks: wtf this show JUST premiered, why are we already on a hiatus?
  • Clarence: And the mystery is...we're NOT on hiatus! *attempts to get the other fandoms to watch this show to help them pass the time, but to no avail*
  • Phineas and Ferb: Lol, we've waited longer than this before, this is nothing
  • Phineas and Ferb, 2 weeks later: WAIT, NO!!! *sobbing*
ASK MEME: 1989 LYRICS
  • "The lights are so bright."
  • "You can want who you want."
  • "You know you wouldn't change anything."
  • "I could show you incredible things."
  • "You look like my next mistake."
  • "I can read you like a magazine."
  • "I know you heard about me."
  • "I'm dying to see how this one ends."
  • "I can make the bad guys good for a weekend."
  • "It's gonna be forever, or it's gonna go down in flames."
  • "They'll tell you I'm insane."
  • "I love the players, and you love the game."
  • "Find out what you want."
  • "I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."
  • "Don't say I didn't warn you."
  • "Come and pick me up, no headlights."
  • "I should just tell you to leave 'cause I know exactly where it leads."
  • "I heard you've been out and about with some other girl."
  • "What you heard is true but I can't stop thinking about you."
  • "Looking at it now, it all seemed so simple."
  • "Are we out of the woods yet?"
  • "Are we in the clear yet?"
  • "We were built to fall apart, and fall back together."
  • "When you started crying, baby, I did too."
  • "I'm setting you free."
  • "All you had to do was stay."
  • "Let me remind you, this is what you wanted."
  • "You were all I wanted, but not like this."
  • "My ex-man brought his new girlfriend."
  • "I wish you would come back."
  • "I wish you were right here, right now, it's all good."
  • "I miss you too much to be mad anymore."
  • "You always knew how to push my buttons."
  • "Take a look at what you've done."
  • "Now we've got problems and I don't think we can solve them."
  • "I was thinking that you could be trusted."
  • "Did you think we'd be fine?"
  • "Did you think it all through?"
  • "You say sorry just for show."
  • "Let's get out of this town."
  • "Say you'll remember me."
  • "Say you'll see me again."
  • "No one has to know what we do."
  • "It's been a long six months."
  • "I want you for worse or better."
  • "I would wait forever and ever."
  • "You know that I don't want you to go."
  • "Remind me how it used to be."
  • "I never dreamed of this."
  • "This love is good, this love is bad."
  • "It's a bad sign."
  • "Something happens when everybody finds out."
  • "I know places we can hide."
  • "Just grab my hand and don't ever drop it."
  • "I think I am finally clean."
  • "We took a wrong turn and we fell down a rabbit hole."
  • "Didn't they tell us don't rush into things?"
  • "Didn't it all seem new and exciting?"
  • "It's all fun and games til someone loses their mind."
  • "There were strangers watching..."
  • "I reached for you but you were gone."
  • "You are in love."
  • "He is in love."
  • "We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing."
  • "Every day is like a battle."
  • "Please take me dancing."
Send one in for my muse's reaction (Civil War Phrases Part I)
  • "These guys are totally out of our league."
  • "No way should we be going in there."
  • "So what's the plan?"
  • "We've been marked."
  • "It's a raid!"
  • "Any chance of that last part again?"
  • "And in your case it's totally true!"
  • "Wait a minute, I know you guys."
  • "Beg to differ."
  • "I'm on it."
  • "On your feet."
  • "You're playing with the big boys now."
  • "Does it matter?"
  • "Can you handle this on your own?"
  • "You gotta be kidding me."
  • "It's okay, they aren't going to hurt you."
  • "This is the straw that broke the camel's back."
  • "They'll be coming after us with torches and pitchforks."
  • "Who the hell can justify this?"
  • "I'd say that sounds like a reasonable response."
  • "You filthy piece of crap."
  • "We're going to have to ask you to leave."
  • "I appreciate that you're upset...."
  • "Are you just making stuff up again so I don't get mad at you?"
  • "How's it hanging?"
  • "I don't like this. I want to go home."
  • "Hold him down!"
  • "So what are they saying?"
  • "Looks to me like they're closing us down."
  • "Does anybody else think that's a good idea?"
  • "You think they're going to go for it?"
  • "So nobody you can't handle?"
  • "Forget about it."
  • "I will not be responsible for what comes next."
  • "Damn you to hell for this."

anonymous asked:

Kye,what if the kiss is just a peck and not a REAL Kiss!!!!!!!!?????????

They’ll be a lot of kissing for me and Santana. Naya and I had to do it over and over and over again.

a lot of kissing for mea lot of kissing for mea lot of kissing for mea lot of kissing for mea lot of kissing for me.

over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.over and over and over again.

  • Jurassic Park: We've decided to recreate all these dinosaurs on this island for people to interact with!
  • Jurassic Park : Ok, new plan! Didn't work out so well with the whole human-dinosaur interaction thing, that's ok. This time we decided to have fewer humans and more dinosaurs!
  • Jurassic Park : Alright, so having a bunch of dinosaurs on an island with minimum supervision was a bad plan, we see that now. Which is why we've decided to take apart the problem and fix it from there. First problem was the amount of dinosaurs, so this time it's just one. Second problem is those pesky raptors! So we've decided to only have a T-Rex this time. Much easier to see. Also, the dinosaurs kept outnumbering the humans, which is why we've now got just the one and he'll be absolutely surrounded by people. And finally the whole island thing was a mistake, so now we're gonna take that T-Rex and plop him on the mainland. We promise, this will be much safer.
  • Jurassic World: Alright, we know some poor judgement was used in the past, we know poor decisions were made. But now everything's going really well! Got all the dinos properly trained, even the Raptors are eating out of our hands these days, it's all going wonderfully. And with all this free time we've had from not getting eaten, we've been able to focus on making a whole new dinosaur! You know how the T-Rex's only few flaws are its over large body, small arms, and rather useless claws? Well we've decided to size him down a bit, lengthen those arms so they can finally grab things, and made those claws a bit more useful by making them resemble hands! It'll be great!
  • Jurassic World: Wait...
  • Jurassic World: Shit we did it again didn't we
  • what everyone says: i don't want to have the book spoiled for me so i'm just gonna not read any spoilers :-)
  • what actually happens: i'm just going to get on tumblr and read what happened in vegas, reading what their texts are, and everything else because i lOvE spoilers even though this is bad for me because now i can't read the book without knowing everything but who cares it's tabinof and we've all been waiting for this since march 27, 2015

anonymous asked:

1) We got THE BIGGEST hint tonight that we've gotten thus far. Maggie at the trunk of the car with the blonde walker inside. Looking sick then panicking when she couldn't get her out. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. The reveal of Beth and pulling off the most epic twist is not going to be revealed in 5x10. Its going to be 5x16. Which EK was on set for. From now on its heavy hints like that. And the fucking music box!

YES. THAT TOO. YES. YES. YES. SOMEONE GIVE ME A DANIEL BRYAN GIF. NVM I GOT IT.

  • Emma: Regina get back in bed.
  • Regina: Emma. I have to go - the council meeting -
  • Emma: - can wait until you get there. You're the Mayor, it's not like they can start without you.
  • Regina: Emma. I cannot be late again.
  • Emma: If it helps I'll come in ten minutes after you and then no-one will care.
  • Regina: They'll still care Emma.
  • Emma: Well we'll be late together then.
  • Regina: Emma!
  • Emma: Aw come on Regina - what would you rather do? Sit around a conference table with whining council members or stay snuggled up in bed with me?
  • Regina: You know what I'd rather do but we have responsibilities Emma and we've been late to the past six council meetings.
  • Emma: So we'll go for the lucky seven?
  • Regina: Nope. Get your fine ass out of bed Miss Swan. If you do we'll have time for ice-cream after the meeting.
  • Emma: What kind of ice-cream?
  • Regina *rolling her eyes*: What kind do you want?
  • Emma: I want to share a Sundae with you.
  • Regina: Done. Now get out of bed.
  • Emma: I love you too sunshine.
  • Regina *chuckling*: I love you, now get up.
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: 2019 is so far away. And its already been over a decade. Why do I have to wait 15 years for an Incredibles sequel? And why is Cars 3 set to come out before that? No one asked for that. No one wants that. Also no one asked you to turn Toy Story into a weird love story. Why does that get to come out before Incredibles 2? Both of those movies have already had their sequels, just give us Incredibles 2. We've been asking for it for years. I'm going to be out of college by then. I mean I'm still gonna go see it, but I'm gonna get a lot of strange looks from kids and parents. Also are Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack going to be grown up? Cuz I'm not quite sure I can handle that.