and it's seriously awful

hey if youre not jewish and you like falsettos, you should be pretty careful about how you interact with and talk about the show. im not saying that you cant like it! the show is for everyone just please dont do things like make fun of mendels last name or call yourself “one jew in a room bitching” (seriously ive seen this its awful)

goyim are encouraged to reblog!

Backseat Driving

“She says to turn left at the next intersection.”

“What? That’s not right. We’re still in the middle of nowhere.”

“She’s never wrong, sweetie. You know that.”

Shaw sped up and passed the turn. She knew where she was.

“You can also make a left in two streets. She says there’s an accident up ahead and we’ll get stuck in traffic if we keep going. And you need to use your turn signal in this area.”

“Will you tell google maps to knock it off and let me drive?”

“Sameen! You can’t compare Her to a sub par navigation app!”

“Then both of you quit it with the backseat driving. I’ve got this.”

The directions she didn’t mind so much, it was the other little comments. Despite having once told her to drive off an overpass, the Machine could be a goody two shoes about driving laws.

She took the left turn this time. If the Machine said there was an accident then there was an accident. Sitting in traffic didn’t sound fun.

“It’s going to be the next right now.”

Shaw slowed down. “Don’t see a sign.”

“It’s behind that tree.”

“What the hell is wrong with this state? Signs behind trees. Have to turn right to make a left. Who came up with this bullshit?”

“No, I think that was rhetorical. Explaining would probably only make her more irate.”

Shaw glared at her passenger, unamused by the half of the conversation she could hear.

“Oh, you missed the street. You’re going to need to turn around.”

“Just great.” She hooked a u-turn at the intersection.

“She asked me to remind you that u-turns are illegal here.” Root sounded like she was holding back a laugh. That brat probably enjoyed being in the middle of the navigation battle.

“I turn where I damn well please.”

“We’re only trying to help. Also, She says the speed limit is…”

“One more comment about my driving and both of you are walking home.”

“You’d abandon me in the middle of New Jersey suburban hell, Sameen?”

“Try me.”

Twenty minutes later Root was trying to talk them out of a speeding ticket. The Machine graciously assisted by having the officer called away for an emergency.

Root batted her eyes and looked smug as the patrol car pulled away.

“This state sucks.”

“I know, sweetie, but so do I and later tonight you’ll appreciate that.”

Shaw started the engine. “With that in mind…how about the fastest route to the motel without running the risk of me assaulting a cop again?”

The Machine gave up and disabled all the traffic cameras in the neighborhood.

i’m wishing a-spec people mental and physical health over the next few months. i know allergy season is upon us and a lot of us are getting ready for graduation or summer jobs so remember these few basic things to help you get through the stress:

- stay safe
- take care of yourself
- practice self-love
- eat your veggies and drink your water
- and for the love of all that is holy please get some sleep

I just want to say that even if eremika doesn’t become canon we can all still enjoy and love it. This really goes for any ship. Not getting canon is not the death of a ship. Everything you loved about it is still there. Canon is nice but it’s not necessary. Trust me it hurts like bitch to see your ship go down but after sometime you can still continue love your ship.

And we if we do get canon telling other people to leave because they aren’t canon is bullshit. If you do that then your trash. I don’t care how stupid the antis are don’t go around saying shit.

We won’t disappear if we don’t become canon and neither will other ships. Don’t be those people that act like canon means you own the whole manga and now your ship rules over the manga.

Again I’m talking to eremika because that’s what my blog is about but this applies to all ships, even ones not from this fandom.

Im tired of seeing this attitude in my other fandom and I pray I don’t see that shit here too. Especially if it’s us that get blessed with canon.

We Were Robbed

I’m not talking about Bellarke or anything in regards to Bellamy Blake for once.

I’m talking about Ricky Whittle as Lincoln and all the wasted potential.

He is a leading man. He’s a hell of an actor and he has a presence and he OWNS roles and I’m so fucking happy he’s Shadow Moon in American Gods because a man with his talent deserves a role like that but damn, I’m gutted thinking of all the things we didn’t get to see him do with Lincoln.

JRoth, not appreciating Ricky Whittle was your biggest mistake. 

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Look who’s Evil Supply Co. order came in! And oh boy did they deliver! I seriously didn’t expect the amount of awesome other stuff that came too (and so much in green, my favorite color!). I can’t wait to put those patches on my backpack now.

DONT

PLEASE

DON’T STEAL PPL’S ART/CHARACTERS

DON’T PLAGIARIZE

DON’T TRACE

DON’T

STOP

YELLS REALLY LOUD

For real though, art takes years to improve and develop (even if an artist is not very experienced they still put lots of effort into their work!), artists pour their heart, knowledge and energy into a piece. A character is crafted with thought, emotion and purpose. It carries a very special meaning to it’s creator/owner.

If u steal a person’s art and/or characters you are practically stealing part of their identity.

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA.

Wherein Toriel tells a joke that if you don’t recognize treasure your ignorance.  Just felt like drawing a crappy little comic.

(may have to click through to see without blur (ugh tumblr))

anonymous asked:

whats your favourite robron fic?

i am going to pretend this said fics, and not fic. tbh, we have a supremely talented fandom and there is so much great #content out there, but these fics are my go to, read over and over again fics!

ice swans and dry-cleaning by @persiflager is just the most amazing fic. it’s hilarious and amazing and i must have read it about fifty times, at this point (mostly when i’m sad in work, ngl.)

surprise surprise is the most gorgeously romantic and sexy fic and i’ll never send it anyway literally broke me as a human being, so wildly different but both amazing. @wellyfullofale is ridiculously talented. 

have i told you lately (aaron being all soft and complimenting robert, bless) and til the stars go blue (the most heartbreaking and wonderfully hopeful fic about the aftermath of robert having a breakdown) are both by @vckaarrob and like. i know i say it all the time but im obsessed with vic. 

side effects may include is the most amazing fic about robert going on antidepressants, and treading water literally ruined me as a person, it’s about robert’s mental health deteriorating and robert being diagnosed with bipolar and it hurts every time. its amazing! both are by @lastgoldsun and like, katie is stupidly amazing, pls read all her fic. 

i cry about a virtue of the brave by @sapphicsugden on the daily. everything siri writes is gold, but this one just resonates with me more than i have words for, i adore it. also, siri wrote my favourite fic verse ever, the deaf au, and i cannot tell you how many times i’ve reread every single fic in a different language. it’s spectacular!

iceberg by @misswhimsy is the best robert goes to counselling fic i have honestly ever read. i can’t even tell you how many times i’ve reread this absolutely incredible fic! if you’re going to read one fic about robert and mental health, make it this one, pls.

grounded by @beautifulhigh is insanely good. it’s one of those fics i had to read like, four times before i even really processed it. i mean, jen is ridiculously talented and way too good at breaking by heart anyway, but grounded is special. i read it when i need a good cry!

still i call it magic by @softrobertsugden is the hogwarts au of my DREAMS. i’m not trying to be funny, but i’d probably sell my soul if it meant i could have some more of this ‘verse. its just incredible - and magical (ha.) so but seriously its the best thing!!

i’m in awe of how insanely talented @littlelooneyluna is, honestly. every fic nicole has ever written has been #unreal, but please don’t take my sunshine away had me in floods of tears. post natal depression is not an easy thing to write about and nicole just smashed it, as per. 

anyways i read a lot of fic and i bookmark lots of amaze ones here, and my fic rec tag is here, but those are some of my favs!

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We are gonna make it, the sound that only we can beat !

yaoiqueen433  asked:

I have no idea exactly who you are, but I have seen your art so many times, and I either love the insane seriousness to it, or I laugh so hard I cry and honestly I absolutely love both of those things??? You are a gift- (Also, I love your drawings of Kira and Okuyasu. 10/10)

aw thanks! its so weird how seriousness is like a switch w/ me sometimes pfft

“You said, ‘You could still do something.’ Your exact words.”
“I meant talk your queen into surrendering, not destroy our navy in its own harbor!” the magus shouted.
—  Megan Whalen Turner, The Queen of Attolia, making me wonder why these books are classified as children’s fiction when this level of intrigue would fit into any adult fantasy