and it's funny!

insaneandlovingit  asked:

Since the earth is also a lady, is she in a polyamourous relationship with the sun and the moon?

Yes, but it’s a long distance relationship otherwise Earth would kill all the little creatures walking around on her and she sure doesn’t want that. it’s okay tho she skypes her girlfriends everyday (and night)

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Was Game of Thrones 7x06 the worst ever?

Yes, yes it was.

I am so glad one of the things they touch on is how they killed the darkness in the show. Everything feels too clean. No more human heart in conflict with itself.

The White Walkers no longer seem scary, they are just blue men. I have watched LOTR more than 50 times probably, and I still feel scared of the nazgul when I watch them.

Parvati positively beamed. Harry could tell that she was feeling guilty for having laughed at Hermione in Transfiguration. He looked around and saw that Hermione was beaming back, if possible even more brightly. Girls were very strange sometimes.

“Hi, Parvati!” said Hermione, ignoring Ron and Lavender completely. “Are you going to Slughorn’s party tonight?”

“No invite,” said Parvati gloomily. “I’d love to go, though, it sounds like it’s going to be really good… You’re going, aren’t you?”

“Yes, I’m meeting Cormac at eight, and we’re—”

There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blocked sink, and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen or heard anything.

“—we’re going up to the party together.”

“Cormac?” said Parvati. “Cormac McLaggen, you mean?”

“That’s right,” said Hermione sweetly. “The one who almost,” she put a great deal of emphasis on the word, “became Gryffindor Keeper.”

“Are you going out with him, then?” asked Parvati, wide-eyed.

“Oh—yes—didn’t you know?” said Harmione, with a most un-Hermione-ish giggle.

“No!” said Parvati, looking positively agog at this piece of gossip. “Wow, you like your Quidditch players, don’t you? First Krum, then McLaggen.”

“I like really good Quidditch players,” Hermione corrected her, still smiling. “Well, see you… Got to go and get ready for the party…”

She left. At once Lavender and Parvati put their heads together to discuss this new development, with everything they had ever heard about McLaggen, and all they had ever guessed about Hermione. Ron looked strangely blank and said nothing. Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

underrated HP scenes pt 1/?

My cat just scratched me and it started bleeding bad RIGHT AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER LIKE WHY so I put neososporin on it like the good adult I am. Do you know what the bastard does?

HE LICKS THE NEOSPORIN OFF MY LEG BECAUSE HE WANTS ME TO FEEL BETTER 

like thanks boo but lie now I’m double infected and now I’m frantically seeing if my cat is gonna die or not (spoilers: he’s not) and then I HAVE TO PUT MORE ON BECAUSE HE INFECTED AN EXPOSED WOUND WITH MORE FUCKING BACTERIA

AND GUESS WHO JUST JUMPED BACK ON MY LEGS AS I FINISHED TYPING THIS LIKE LOL NO BITCH YOU AIN’T DONE YET

anonymous asked:

Hi there I just wanted to say leatherbound really has me crying real tears I love it and I'm crying and I love you and your writing I legit just found you and I'm crying I'm looking forward to your work in the future - a fan who's crying

I mean, this is flattering but also pls don’t cry tho :(((

(my children, messages like these are so good and pure and i love all of you)