DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE WANTED TO DO FOR YEARS?
She give you that look too?
The one where it's like she's staring into your soul and finding you lacking and all you want to do is prove you're good enough and honorable enough for her?
I was going to say the thing about how she looked like she was going to kick your ass and eat your liver for lunch, but that sounds like it'd make her like me more.
Yeah, I know that look too.
Tell me about all of her looks!
*whips out a presentation about Brienne of Tarth, her looks, and why she's the best*
That's a lot.
*shrugs* We were forced to go on a road trip together. I lost my hand, called her wench, and saved her from a bear. She kept me safe and made sure I got home okay. I gave her my sword and told her to keep it (just like my heart).
You lucky bastard. How long have you known her?
Long enough to know I should have followed her the first time I let her go.
My sympathies. I know what that's like. If it makes you feel any better, I still haven't sparred with her.
izzica answered your question: “IM GOING ON A RICK AND MORTY HYPE whoooo has some suggestions I can…”
morty who’s super duper drunk off ricks stash and is super sad??? maybe morty who trashes ricks garage (lab) bc he’s just so angry at rick being gone (turning himself in??). morty just being troubled bc rick, his only friend, is gone.
Thank you for the suggestion! I honestly really wanted to draw the trashing the garage thing (a+ idea btw), but as you can see my skill with backgrounds is suuuuuppperr limited lmao ;;;
I want to make a gifset that’s like, top 5 favorite moments in How to Train Your Dragon and How to Train Your Dragon 2 as voted by the fandom, but that would involve like a significant amount of responses to probably get more than one vote per moment. Are there people out there who would be interested in doing a short response on like a google form to make this possible?
Do you think Spider-Man's metabolism is extra fast? What do people think of him always being hungry if so? And is it compounded by him being a teenager? Is he scared he won't grow because he can never get enough nutrition? Ton of questions, I'm sorry... but I wonder about whether the poor kid ever gets enough to eat 'cause heaven knows it never seems like the teenage boys I know do and it makes me concerned/curious (concernioused?) for what it'd be like for one with an extra fast metabolism.
Anon, I know this has been in my inbox for an eternity, (sorry)
Peter is always worried about gaining and keeping his weight on, always. Peter will probably never stop worrying.
Peter was already a skinny guy when he got bitten. And as a kid that was asthmatic, pron-to illness, and never really liked sports, Peter hadn’t expected to bulk up at all.
But once he became a web-slinging hero he had to really watch his food intake. (and not in the way a normal teenage boy might have too)
Peter noticed two things right off the bat-
He was always hungry, always. No matter how much Peter ate he somehow always felt like he had room for more.
If he didn’t eat to replace all the calories he burned on patrols he would lose weight fast. Like unhealthily fast.
Peter kind of figures that having an extra fast metabolism and a healing factor was worth the vicious animal that was now his stomach. But the teenager would be lying if he said it didn’t make him nervous.
And it worried him for a couple reasons-
The main thing that troubled Peter was the fact that Aunt May and he just didn’t have enough income to support his stomach, and Peter didn’t know what else to do about that other than getting a job and eating less.
Peter also worried about how the lack of food must be affecting his body (if his obvious ribs and hips were anything to go by) than he was guessing not good.
(I privately head-canon- that because of not having enough food Peter never grew to his full height. (This isn’t to be construed into me thinking Aunt May didn’t do her absolute best, or that Peter was starving to death) I just think it’s a realistic thing to have happen- because if Peter could have enough food to fill him every single day, he would eat them out of a house quite literally)
Aunt May definitely noticed Peter’s garbage disposal of a stomach and she makes sure to cook more food and give Peter bigger helping on his plate. (she did it slowly so that Peter wouldn’t notice)
Peter’s classmates also notice Peter’s new found appetite, and some people (MJ and Gwen) will pass him power bars or give him some of their food at lunch.
While his other peers (Flash) make fun of him for it and tease him, (even forcing Peter to eat food off the floor-“hey aren’t you always hungry Puny Parker?! This looks good!”
Though I will say- when Flash once caught Peter changing in the locker rooms (Peter always changed in a stall so that people wouldn’t see how skinny he was, or his random bruises from patrol) the bully got really concerned- “Parker, who did that to you?” “Flash?!” “Who Parker, who?” “I- I was skateboarding-” “That’s a load of crap, Par- Peter,” “It’s just a few scrapes leave me alone, Flash”
(Peter is pretty sure that Flash now thinks he’s being abused, but there’s nothing he can do about that now) And Flash kind of left Peter alone after that. (Though concerned and worried looks were levered his way now, often)
The superhero community takes notice of the Spidey’s black hole of a stomach after hanging out with the teenager, and they all shove food at Peter too.
Though at first Spidey was all spluttery and embarrassed, and the teen didn’t want to take their charity or pity. (Cuze sometimes the kid is a stubborn dork) But after some of them explained- “you do a lot for this city, it’s the least we can do to feed you kiddo”- in a few words or less, Peter now takes the food happily.
The Fantastic Four have him over for dinners and when Peter hangs out with Johnny there are always snacks and or takeout. And it doesn’t really feel like charity, it just feels like family.
The Avengers will ‘trick’ Spidey into coming over after they’ve patrolled/battled together- “we need to check that wound, kid, come back to the Tower” -and then let the Spider stuff his face after they’ve stitched him up.
Daredevil doesn’t dottle around the subject, he just throws food at the teenager with an exasperated (but fond) “I could hear your stomach growling from three blocks away, eat dammit.”
So overall, Peter’s fast metabolism is a problem. But not one that he can’t deal with. And hey there are worse problems than always being hungry, he’ll grow out of it, right? RIGHT!?
I feel like if someone in an AU insulted Ink It'd go something like this: Ink: Oh sh*t did you just insult me?! I hate you, you sh*ty creation, but I'll still protect you if Error or something comes to destroy you so don't worry. I don't know who the f*ck created you but apparently they didn't put enough common sense into you. Insulter: *Probably worrying like crazy* And it was probably someone in Underfell. Bonus: *Error comes in* Ink: OH SH*T WADDUP
hey, if anyone needs any psych/disability/science/culture/humanities essays/articles that they can’t access themselves or find free online, you can totally send me a message and i’ll do my damnednest to see if i can get it for ya’ll, my uni has access to a load of papers/journals/websites that can’t be accessed unless you’re with an institution so just hit me up and i’ll try my best to help
this also goes for anyone who needs resources for essays/papers/etc and can’t really find anything for whatever topic you’re working on. i am a master of the art of ‘shit lets search for everything related to this and see what works’
Hey there! So, as a pick-up for all of us after Hanyu's... unfortunate, to say the least, injury, I was wondering if I could ask which performance of each of Hanyu's R+J's (1 and 2), Notre-dames, POTOs, Seimeis and Hope and Legacy's you liked the most? For me, it'd have to be, in order, Worlds 2012, Worlds 2013, GPF 2013, GPF 2014, GPF 2015 and, oddly enough, Skate Canada 2016. I feel as though I'm the odd one out for the last one though. Or, if that's a bit much, which program you liked best?
Thank you for the pick-up. I just emerged from a half-day marathon of Yuzu’s old performances, and I’m a quarter of the way through indexing all of the gifs I’ve made for Tumblr so far, so I’m very up to answering this.
My personal favorites, in recycled gifs:
Romeo & Juliet, first edition: Worlds 2012
Notre Dame de Paris: Worlds 2013
Romeo & Juliet, second edition: Grand Prix Final 2013
Love your art so much - so graceful and tender and heartfelt - and your hurt!Graves especially.. ever considered drawing Percival all injured and carried bridal-style - bc it'd be awesome *w*
AWW OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU KIND CHILD That makes me so happy! I’m glad you enjoy my hurt bbies :’D
ohoho- you mean like this
Newt is Pissed- you wouldn’t expect it of the kind Magizoologist who’s all sunshine and rainbows. But when he comes out, with the director held effortlessly in his arms, his eyes scream wrath and fury. Only Tina is brave enough to approach- but even then a shiver runs down her spine and she instinctively withdraws into herself at the violent currents of magic she can feel sparking off Newt’s body.
Her eyes widen at the sight of blood splattered across Newt’s face, camouflaging with his freckles and she stutters out a question. He looks down at her, steel in his eyes and mutters a soft “it’s not mine”. When she turns her questioning glance towards the unconscious director with alarm, Newt simply gives her a feral smile before disapparating- no doubt to the nearest hospital.
Her heart is beating furiously at the implication and she looks back at the other aurors, who all look as stunned and uneasy as she feels. The silence that rings among them is loud, and she takes a deep breath before barking out orders to inspect the area. It sets everything in motion and soon there is a flurry of activity as aurors spread out to check for anything they may have missed.
Tina along with three others move quickly to inspect the room the director was held in, only to stagger at the scene. Not his blood indeed. Tina wasn’t a cruel woman, but she couldn’t bring herself to feel too much sympathy for these bastards who took down an already damaged man and sought to break him further. The director, although initially stony, had warmed to the department and was finally opening up. This might have set all their hard-earned progress back. She looks down, straight faced at the bodies laid out before waving her wand to check- ah, all still alive. Just severely injured.
Not for the first time, Tina silently thanks whatever greater beings are up there, that Newt Scamander is on their side.
This may be a dumb, stupid, idiotic, and slightly offensive question but have you ran into any stand users lately? If so were they chill people or were some them filled with malice?
Kakyoin: It’s neither of these, but rather confidential information protected by the Speedwagon Foundation that I cannot really disclose… Except maybe this one. There was this incident that happened during our senior year, JoJo and I were confronted to a series of stand attacks occuring at our school. That’s when we met Miss S - I have to censor her name for safety purposes.
Kakyoin: She’s the owner of a strange stand called [THE CHAIN] which is… pretty self explanatory, really. It is literally just a chain that she can use to trap or attack with. JoJo and I figured it out pretty quickly during our investigation. She was the only user we’d indentified so far, so she became our prime suspect. After biding our time a little more, we decided to go after her… Little did we know, her stand had a secondary ability we weren’t aware of.
Jotaro: Oh no, not the fucking chain stand agai-
Kakyoin: We went to confront her. She fled. But not without leaving something behind.
Jotaro: For fuck’s sake.
Kakyoin: Turns out her stand had a remote, independent ability to chain two things, or in this case, two people, together. A restrictive bond akin to when, say, two people are under Bastet’s influence, but in a way less incapacitating manner. But just as humiliating.
Kakyoin: Stuck to Jotaro, I had no choice but to stay at the Kujo household for the night until we found a way to go after Miss S. again. Miss Holly being able to see stands, we could not hide it from her. Thus, we had to share… our evening routines together. To put some context to this, Jotaro and I were JUST starting to figure out some feelings stronger than friendship. It was a long, awkward night, and neither of us found some rest.
Jotaro: I was ready to strangle her next time I’d see her.
Kakyoin: We… we managed to sneak out of class the next morning and ran -as much as we could run- after her to confront her again. It was a big misunderstanding. She wasn’t the one causing all the problems. She was also investigating. We beg- …asked her kindly to remove her stand so we could work together against the enemy stand user. In the end, we succeeded to bring him down. We kept some contact with Miss S., she’s working full-time for the Foundation now. That’s all I am allowed to tell. I hope that was enough.
You are the entire reason I ship terumob. They're so cute. I love your writting and it's amazing. So far my favorite is Of Nearly Letting Go. It's a damn shame ONE never got to the aftermath of the mogami arc. :o It said you were looking for writing prompts?? Maybe Chapter 9 but from Teru's perspective?? It'd be interesting to see his internal thoughts of the big reveal
Ahhh sorry it took me so long to get to this!
I tried rewriting scenes before, but I just can’t quite make it interesting enough when all the dialogue is already established. SO. I hope you don’t mind that I adjusted your prompt a tiny bit… now it’s the aftermath of chapter 9 from Teru’s POV.
I really hope you like it, and thank you so so much for the prompt and for reading my fics!!
Teru has no idea what kind of book he’s holding right now. He was looking at the shelf pretending to pick one out for at least a few minutes, but if he was actually expending any energy on reading through the titles, he immediately forgot about them again.
The only thing he knows is that it’s large and heavy and shaking in his hands.
Teru is absolutely no stranger to the sensation of wanting to kick his past self right in the teeth an indefinite number of times. But it’s a relatively new twist that he would feel it this strongly about a past self that’s only a few weeks old. He was under the impression by now that he’d gotten better than that.
Yet here he is, playing through a past argument in his mind again and again, remembering this bitter, satisfied sense of superiority when he brought up the cats to prove a point.
And now it just makes bile collect at the back of his mouth.
Wait, so the suit and gloves aren't necessary? It just adds the /feel/ of being in the game? And another question, how expensive is that shit because HOLY HELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT'D COST ME MY LIFE
Michael: The suit isn’t, but the gloves are! You can’t move around inside the OASIS or even access the menu without them–the gloves sort of act like a controller or a joystick, if that makes sense. So yeah, you need both the visor and the gloves to function within the OASIS!
When Jer and I first entered the OASIS, we signed up for school and were issued free visors and gloves by the education system. They weren’t…the best, but they worked for what they were worth. Later when we got enough money we bought more high-tech ones that work a lot better!
Depends on where you get them, really–the OASIS was created to be as easy to access as possible, so you can get visors and gloves for pretty cheap. I mean, as long as they work right, that’s the most important thing!
alternative title: I Can’t Believe My First Proper Contribution To A Fandom After So Many Years Is Fucking Disney Headcanons
also, this got really out of hand. still.. enjoy?
- Belle doesn’t
want to have children for another ten years, and that makes everyone, literally
everyone in the village Upset™ (bc nothing, even a thought goes unnoticed in a
village, apparently) [okay, her father isn’t upset, but he doesn’t really get it either]
- Adam does want to have children, but he
understands Belle and respects her wish – he thinks she’ll make a marvellous
mother (he’s seen her plenty around children) once she’s ready
- and besides,
he’s not sure he’ll ever be able to give his children all the love he wants to give them; he’s
not afraid of turning into his father anymore, now that he has Belle, but he’s
terrified of not being enough
- Belle figures
that out after a while, and even though it breaks her heart, it also makes her
even more determined to show him just how happy he makes her, their friends,
- (on that
note, Adam definitely has a praise
- (but he
enjoys praising Belle - and watching her reaction - as well? basically their communication during sex is A+,
10/10, would recommend)
- but anyway,
as effective contraception was basically non-existent as a term back then, and despite their being
bright and well-read and everything (Belle a genius, even), there isn’t a
solution they could come up with that would really work
- (besides not
having sex at all, obviously, but knowing themselves that’s so impossible/ridiculous
a thought they don’t even say it out loud, just dismiss it for good)
- so Belle ends
up visiting the Enchantress, despite their shared mistrust
- ..and they have
this amazingly thorough and comforting talk; by the end of it Belle is visibly
more open and more forgiving
- the Enchantress gives Belle the herbal+magical equivalent of a birth control pill
basically, and they part on relatively good terms
- but now Belle
just wants to have sex all the time, which is really adorable/very hard to
resist if you ask Adam
- of course he
knows she’s done something, and as Belle won’t tell him what’s this sudden,
miraculous ’solution’, he can’t help but worry
- she gets so
annoyed she just kind of blurts it out one morning, and immediately regrets it
- Adam goes
from mildly worried to full-on panicking in about two minutes; he isn’t loud or
dramatic for once – he becomes uncharacteristically quiet, and he looks so, so lost and afraid
- Belle tries
to convince him that it’s fine, everything is fine and the Enchantress wouldn’t
have a ’reason’ to curse him/them this time – but it sounds really half-hearted
the more desperate and guilty she becomes (he’s looking at her with big blue
eyes, and when she moves to draw him into her arms, he’s shaking, holding onto her as if someone was to take her away if he
let her go)
- that night, he
kisses her, stroking her back as if she was the porcelain doll she very much isn’t, and refuses to do anything else –
he doesn’t sleep a wink, either
- the next day
there are as many as six physicians
in the castle, and Belle huffs and grits her teeth in annoyance, but lets them
examine her, looking for any physical sign of a curse
- they don’t
find anything, and Belle nearly cries at Adam’s joyous, relieved expression
when she tells him
- weeks pass,
and although they are still just as affectionate as before, there’s this
hesitation, unsureness between them that Belle hates more than anything – she can
see Adam doesn’t like it, either
- she decides
she’s had enough after a month of
this, takes a deep breath, and tells Adam she’s ready to have children after
all, they needn’t be that careful
- Adam knows it’s
not entirely untrue, but also sees that stubbornly set jaw, that brave,
upturned face, and decides to visit the Enchantress himself
- he comes back
only slightly less terrified, but he kisses her palm and folds her fingers
around the small vial, and Belle feels his trust heavy and sweet in that palm as he leans
down to kiss her properly
- things grow..
easier in the next few years, between them and the Enchantress
- however, it’s
not until the birth of their first child, healthy and perfect, that the last
traces of worry fade from Adam’s eyes
- he still
insists on co-sleeping with the baby (at least until Belle has recovered), and
Belle, utterly in love with the child and now feeling confident enough to be a
parent her mother would be proud of, agrees