and it was taking forever to come on

Let’s Talk about Rika and V

I think “Let’s Talk” is gonna be a series here, do you guys want that?

Anyway, though, here we go. (I’m sorry for any typos that may be in here) From someone who, as I’ve mentioned before, went through an ordeal similar to V’s (minus all the cult shit), there’s a few things I would like to say. I am fully aware this may start a bit of discourse. 

I’m gonna clarify, though, as I did with the Jumin post, I am not saying V is perfect and did absolutely nothing wrong. He is not perfect and I know that. I’m just gonna do my best to give you an insider’s view on this kind of relationship. (I am not going into detail on my personal experience, I’m only giving opinions on V and Rika’s because that’s the focus here)

1. I see a lot of people getting mad at all of the hate Rika gets, but I haven’t seen a good, solid reason as to why. One of the only reasons I’ve seen is “She was mentally ill!!” No, no. That does not work here.
Correct: Rika was mentally ill. That does not excuse what she did. She was capable of making decisions for herself, she wasn’t completely helpless and I think this is where people get confused. You can’t look at a serial killer and say “He’s mentally ill! He didn’t know he was killing people!” Often times, serial killers are pretty fucking aware that they’re murdering people. Rika knew what she was doing, and if you’ve completed what the game has to offer so far, you would know that and you would know that she’s even acknowledged this.
She knows that she’s hurt people, she knows that she’s ruined people. I would even go as far as to say all that “I wanna help them” shit was a scam too, and that brainwashing was her intention from the start.
As mentioned in the post I re-blogged about her, she was going to a therapist and then chose to stop doing that. It is not and never was V’s job. Rika was a grown woman and that’s the decision she made, knowing full well that she was making it.

2. Her and V’s relationship as a whole was not healthy when this began. From my experience, here’s how this goes: You fall in love with this person. This person starts to turn into something you never thought they would become. You try to speak up, you try to help, and they do not listen. They guilt trip you, they make you feel like this is your fault, they say everything they can to get you to stay.
Now you’re their toy. Now you’re wrapped around your finger. You can’t just go anymore because it’s become something more and your mind is in a constant battle, trying to figure out what to do and trying to get those gears to turn. You know this isn’t good for you but you just can’t go. You can’t. You’ve been mentally, emotionally, verbally, and maybe even physically or sexually abused at this point and you are completely lost. That is basically what Rika did to V. Did V make plenty of questionable, even wrong decisions? Yes he did. Did V’s limbs allow him to get up and walk out of that? They damn well could have, but so could mine and both V and I, in a time of confusion, chose to stay because we thought it was our duty to help. 
You are not in the right frame of mind then. You have been manipulated and you do not know how to properly function anymore. That is exactly what she did to V and Saeran. She also did it to Yoosung and Jumin, but it was more mild. You think that without this person, you will lose all purpose in life. You think that without them, you’ll be lost forever. Everything they do comes with an excuse, a reason, and you take it like it’s set in stone when it isn’t. Because when you questioned them, they got upset. They lashed out, they cried, they threatened and maybe they beat you. Your brain tells you that shouldn’t happen again and so you become this person’s pet. It is hard for you to leave now.

I understand both sides. I really do. I stop agreeing when her mental illness becomes an excuse for what she did. I know there are gonna be quite a few people that might attack me for saying that. I am not saying that every single person to ever stick up for her in any way has used it as an excuse. I’m not saying that. I’m saying that’s almost all I’ve personally seen. 

I’m also not painting people with mental illness to be these terrible monsters, as I suffer from it myself and I know that isn’t true. The case isn’t “mental illness made her do this” and unfortunately a lot of people look at it that way, most commonly in the forms of:

“Mental illness made her a horrible creature”


“Stop hating on her, she was mentally ill”

It is something in-between, and I tried to explain that here.
Looking at the secret endings really shows a lot, and I feel like not enough people pay attention to those and really, really look at them before stating something.

anonymous asked:

hey! i've asked quitefinished already and would love to know your picks for top 10 h/l fics :) x

ok these might be a little dated but hey nostalgia! in no particular order ok

  1. curtain call by anythingbutloud
  2. SEXBOT by mediaville
  3. with love comes strange currencies by mediaville
  4. you and me were kings by ithacas
  5. horizontal like a quarter to three by likecharity
  6. your name is tattooed on my heart by mcpofife
  7. some things take root by navigator & quitter
  8. boys of summer by sharktoothedfawnskinned
  9. make tea, not war by popsongdelusional
  10. walk my days on a wire by sunshiner
In Denial | 2

1 |


You wondered if it was you who’s wrong, if there’s something you did to deserve this twice in a row.

But no, it wasn’t you. Harry already told that to you. He wanted to assure you that it was him who did something wrong and not you. He thought everyday for that month that dear God, it isn’t you.

You remembered what happened exactly a month ago.

You remembered clearly of how Harry looked so broken when you told him you’ll still sleep in the same room as him since it was a promise from the start, that if there was a fight, there’s going to be no one leaving.

And you did just that, but you didn’t sleep in the same king-sized bed with him like you used to. It was on a spare foam beside it, Harry insisting numerous times that if you didn’t want to sleep beside him on the bed, he wanted to sleep beside you wherever it is.

And for every single day of the past month, all Harry could feel was remorse. Maybe even having more love for you, on how you didn’t leave him even if he deserves it.

He’s honest. Maybe he’s selfish at times that’s why maybe if you decided to leave, he would convince you not to. He would make you not want to because he’s determined. He couldn’t see what would happen without you in the picture.

Harry spent the whole month courting you. He cancelled everything that could go on the way of the both of you and he became true to his word.

It was the both of you. All over again.

He’d wake up before you, get or order flowers for everyday. He’d call his mum to get instructions on how he could cook food beyond on what he originally thought he could only do.

He would ask you if you wanted nor needed anything and he would give just that no matter what it is. He wouldn’t rush it, even no matter how much he wanted it to be back to normal.

He’d keep his space from you when he feels like you don’t want it anymore. He’d take it slow by engaging small conversation first before he could move on to something bigger.

He’d occassionally ask you if you wanted to do something with him yet he didn’t need answers. He’d look for them himself this time, looking at your eyes and your body language.

It’s been a month of timid smiles, loose hand-holding and not a kiss on the lips.

It’s been a month of you not wearing your earrings, your rings, even including the engagement ring and the wedding band since they reminded you of Harry.

Harry’s waiting patiently downstairs, sat on the couch and fiddling with his fingers, his breathing ragged before taking a quick peek on the stairs, knowing that you weren’t coming down yet.

“Give me a month,” Harry recalled the words he clearly rememembers that came out of you a month ago, the words coming out weakly yet he still heard them.

By the moment he heard gentle steps, his figure almost froze; his heart beating quickly that he felt almost nauseous.

You looked at him, walking in front to sit on the coffee table in front of him, wrapped in a blanket.

You looked at Harry for what felt like forever of not doing so, himself being caught in the whirlpool he’s feeling.

His breathing was shallow, his lip caught in between his teeth since he was waiting, even for anything that it was.

You smiled, taking off the blanket off your figure.

Harry’s face was confused for a moment, his eyes scanning over your normal pajamas until he found your hands, being adorned with what he gave to you a year ago and times prior.

Your rings were back.

He then realized, almost leaping to hug you, finding himself crying tears of his extreme happiness, not wanting to let you go.

He kissed you, the familiar feeling he missed being back, his lips lingering, his forehead in touch with yours.

“I love you.”


Endless list of tv series: Reign

“My dearest Mary. If you are reading this, you are leaving France to reclaim your Scottish throne. I always knew this day would come and I wish I could be at your side as you set sail to take back what is yours. In the darkest of times you were my conscience. Your heart was my light, Mary, and it burned so very bright for France. No matter how far you go, that light will burn forever.”

honeycola  asked:

What with the vastly different worlds they visited, the IPRE gang had some real screwy schedules. Everyone has kept odd hours at one point or another. Taako's the king of doing whatever he wants, and it wouldn't be strange for him to be found sleeping while others are working, and working while they're resting. Lup was known for going to do her own thing, working and exploring forever, and then coming back and sleeping for days.

(cont) “Magnus tries his best to keep to a regular schedule, not wanting his physical health to be sacrificed, but eventually gave up and adhered to a mix of normal and the Taako school of fuck-it. Barry would be a work-til-you-drop kind of person, but eventually he and Lup began syncing their days. Lucretia is much the same way, known to fall asleep with her journals open, but took it upon herself to try to stay a bit more normal, taking cues from Lup and Barry, so that she could be more rested.

And help deal with Davenport, who would slam energy drinks and never rest. Where is Merle. Nobody sees him sleep. He’s always too damn chipper.“

!! This is all Very Good. I feel like crewmates find each other asleep in every conceivable spot. Magnus fell asleep in the shower again, Lucretia passed out with her head in her journals, Taako is just sleeping on the Gotdam floor someone please go wake him up. 

All the people saying things like “Lapis is gone forever!” remind me of the people who thought Bismuth and Jasper were never coming back because they got bubbled.

Of course she’s not gone forever, guys. She’s scared of being in another war (can’t blame her), and she needs to figure some shit out before jumping into the next one. It may take a few episodes, but she’ll return. Chill.

Partner Search

Pairing: Baron Corbin x Reader
Summary: You’re supposed to find a partner to help you take on Carmella and Dolph Ziggler in a intergender tag team match. Your original partner was attacked backstage leaving you to fend for yourself…until someone comes to save the day.

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

You had wandered around backstage looking for a partner for what felt like forever. Earlier, Carmella had called you out and you responded but apparently, she had a secret weapon in Dolph Ziggler…guess he went darkside again after losing at Summerslam.

So naturally, you went with your first instinct and went to your friend, Dean Ambrose…but he couldn’t help you as he had a match and his hands full with the new number one contender to his WWE Championship, AJ Styles. He would’ve done two matches, but he didn’t want to risk you losing because of his AJ problem. You understood and moved on.

Next, you decided to ask Apollo Crews…he had agreed and didn’t even need to be convinced. Everything was good until he was attacked backstage by an unknown assailant and was unable to compete.

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anonymous asked:

But Maggie isn't leaving at all...? Jusaboutwrite tweeted a dumbass tweet that is misphrased. Queller, who's a known dumbass, just said that flo isn't there fulltime (which we ALL knew) and that she's welcome back when she can. Remaining eps just mean her current ep count 3A, she can always get more. Heck Katie had only 5 eps in 2A, but to fan reaction got more in 2B and eventually was promoted to reg for s3. If flo really was leaving, she wouldn't come online to give us hope and validate us.

Well, when the showrunner says “We have an amazing, beautiful story in her remaining episodes which is emotional and modern… she is always welcome back to the show… we love Maggie and we love Sanders and we are dedicated to them forever,” you can take from it the possibility of her coming back… but you know what I see?? I see the phrase “remaining episodes” which is as definite as it can be. They are writing Maggie off and no one can convince me otherwise. I really wish they were talking only about 3A, but sorry nonnie… as I said before my optimism is non-existent as far as Maggie Sawyer goes… I just don’t believe in anything good.

Quick Facts: Ancient Celts
  • Skin: Commonly described as fair, clear or white. (ref: Diodorus, Ammianus Marcellinus)
  • Hair: Long hair was the fashion, described as “thick and shaggy like a horse’s mane”, even satyr-like due to the treatment with limewater; the aristocracy favored large moustaches; and the Celts generally shaved their entire bodies, Caesar’s account further proven by iron razors and sprung iron shears found at the site of La Tene. Hair was variously mentioned as blond, flaxen or tawny, but either way further lightened artificially with lime. (ref: Caesar)
  • Height: Frequently described as very tall - taller than the Romans, the women bigger and stronger than Roman women. (ref: Diodorus, Marcus Borealis)
  • Fitness: The Celts are frequently attributed by historians with great physical prowess (“with rippling muscles”). In fact, fitness was so inherent to their customs, that any man exceeding the standard size was punished. (ref: Strabo)
  • Food/Diet: Grains, fruits, nuts, meat. Caesar describes them as living on “milk and meat”; Poseidonius also points out bread and fish. Cattle, dogs, hares, fowl and geese they grew only for entertainment or practical use.
  • Fashion: Striking clothing, dyed and embroidered in bright colors, striped or checkered cloaks. They wore form-fitting pants called “bracae”, tunics that were red, purple or multicolored, elaborate torcs as symbols of power, brooches, bracelets, hairpins and rings. They took great interest in their appearance, so that not even the poorest wore soiled or ragged clothing. Even cosmetic grinders have been found in Iron Age British contexts, signalling they might have used eyeshadow or blush. (ref: Diodorus, Flavius Arianus, Propertius, Amnianus Marcellinus)
  • Tattoos: The Britons were unique for their tattoos and the blue woad they painted their bodies with. (ref: Caesar)
  • Music: The most famous Celtic instrument is the Carnyx, styled in the form of an open-mouthed boar, emitting harsh, discordant sounds suited for battle. (ref: Diodorus)
  • Personality: High-spirited, hospitable, fond of feasting, straightforward, frank, courageous, etc. (ref: Diodorus)
  • Notable traditions: The head as the throne of the soul, hence the custom of severed heads as trophies; comradeship was important (those with most followers considered most powerful). (ref: Polybius)
  • Traveling: Some tribes were nomadic, ridden with wanderlust, others settled down in farming communities.
  • Sexuality: Homosexuality was common and they were very nonchalant about it, showing they were comfortable with varying sexual orientations as well as sexuality in general. (ref: Athenaeus)
  • Spirituality: Animism (the notion that everything is animated with life, including nature), the worship of nature, a vast pantheon of gods that differed from tribe to tribe, but had common deities as well (ie. Cernunnos).

Aries: “The floods have passed. You stand victorious now, gold medal around your neck. You have conquered and won every required.  Let the flames come roaring home. Let them carry your spirit, because I know you’re tired. Let joy fill you again. The time for war cries have passed, it is now time to sing. Let the flames drape you in warmth and illuminate world. Let them restore all that has been laid to waste. It is the healing era.”

Taurus: “You’ve been at war against change for so long, ironclad in your stubbornness. If only you could see that this time is going to bestow your wings upon you. Preparing for you to take flight; from a caterpillar cemented to the ground, into a stunning butterfly. You just have to be willing to take the leap and enter your chrysalis first. This is no easy feat since there is no instant gratification here. You must put in the effort and persevere. You can do it.”

Gemini: “Time to grow quiet and reflect. You’ve wallowed in naïveté, and played in a childish mindset for too long, my dear. Being loud, screaming and laughing, jumping up and down until the ceilings rattle with joy. It’s time to silently ponder and deliberate carefully; especially in regards to what fate has in mind for you. It may not always be easy, the road may be rough. But hold on. Have faith that it all changes with time.”

Cancer: “I know sometimes the change looks scary, but it’s time to let it come. You already wore the crown and your reign was glorious. Let someone else take the stage, and pass the baton. You aren’t stepping down, just stepping aside. You don’t always have to be the image of sheer perfection. Let yourself fall every once in awhile. Being held up on a pedestal has to get exhausting every once in awhile.”

Leo: “This is it, your shining moment. All eyes on you, watching you light up the room like the sun. Take the risk, step up to the plate and give it your best shot. Aim your arrow and point it true. You cannot miss. Be sure of your steps because you’re heading in the perfect direction for you. We are all cheering you on. Can’t you hear us? We want nothing but the best for you right now.”

Virgo: “The world applauds you for all that you’ve done, but the time has finally come. Lock the door, lay down, close your eyes and breathe. Feel the weight of the world fall off your shoulders.  You do not have to carry the burden of everyone’s sins anymore. You are not responsible for kissing every single scraped knee better, and mending each broken heart. Allow yourself to focus on what you need. You can’t expect to save anyone if you yourself are drowning, my dear.”

Libra: “I know the storm is raging. The thorns sprouting from your blooming roses deprive your buds of the little sunlight they initially had. You’re feeling just as suffocated and trapped right now. Everything around you is a whirlwind of chaos, but don’t let that break you. Stand stronger than the storm pounding against you. Learn to make yourself big, even in the smallest of places.. Purchase some weed cutters; treat yourself to a solution, even if it’s temporary. Have faith in knowing that the storm will pass and the sun will radiate once more.”

Scorpio: “Heed my warning you stubborn child. Listen to me, I’ve been here before. This isn’t criticism or condemnation. It is just firm advice from someone who only wants to see the best in you. Who only wants to watch you succeed. By allowing the red haze of fury to cloud your mind, you surrender your better judgement. Every time you drink the poison you lose another piece of yourself to make room. The pressure builds inside you like a volcano and when you erupt; your pride, and joy will be your only casualties. You’re strong enough to let this shit go so, do it.”

Sagittarius: “Your words drip like venom from your fangs, digging under others skin. I know you think it shouldn’t hurt, but god does it ever. And yet, here you are, a beacon of optimism with a grin plastered on your face. What a beguiling cluster of traits you are. I can’t figure you out, and I suppose I’m not meant to. But if we could find some kind of peace that doesn’t give me anymore scars or leave you any more upset, I would call that a victory.”

Capricorn: “You’ve locked yourself in a tower for so long. Thinking that the only way to stop missing the sun’s warm glow is to never feel it in the first place. Open yourself up again. I know it terrifies you inside. But just because it gets rather cold some nights doesn’t mean the heat isn’t worth it. You can’t survive on your own forever. Eventually you’ll need to reach out. Just know I’m here waiting. Hand outstretched, waiting for your firm grasp.”

Aquarius:  "Time to look forward to a new sunrise. Grab your jacket and let’s go! You have so much to show the world and so much to accomplish. The church bells are ringing for you. Your time has come. They are calling you, coaxing you into glory. Do not be scared, this is the blank page you have been craving for. You just have to take the risk and jump. To push your fears aside, leave them behind. They won’t do you any favors.“

Pisces: “Use your innate strength as fuel for your inner flames and utilize them. You are a goddess and you own that shit! Time to start acting like it. Make these flames dry your tears, make them dance for you beneath the spotlight. Use them as a shield, or a deadly weapon. Make them your tool to carve art onto every inch of your world. Whatever you do, just make it yours. Because, Honey if you can tame the roaring flames within you- you can tame anything”

—  This Week In Astrology (Co-Written by @babygirlastro )
It’s no secret I was always a fan of Stefan and Elena ending up together. In another universe, that would’ve been the ending, but we didn’t have time to tell that story in the last season because we didn’t have Elena. We couldn’t get them back together.”

“We were torn between Damon and Stefan,” Williamson says, before confessing, “I’m a Stelena [fan]. I’ve gone on record as a Stelena [fan]. It’s Stefan and Elena for me. That’s who, in another universe, that’s how I would have ended the show.”

“If we’d had her [Nina] back for all of the eighth season, we could have worked our way back there [to Stefan and Elena]. And I would have loved to explore that. But we didn’t.”

“Well, I always thought it would be Stefan and Elena. They were sort of the anchor of the show, but because we lost Elena in Season 6, we couldn’t go back. You know Nina could only come back for one episode – maybe if she had came back for the whole season, we could even have warped back towards that, but you can’t just do it in 42 minutes.”

—  Kevin “our Stelena King” Williamson

FaithTale AU - Chapter 1 - Promising Student

Pages prev, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 , next.. (coming soon)

WARNING: This is a Fans (sansxfrisk)


Vivi:  We maybe miscommunicated and said we would post the entire chapter in the next update. Uh. This is kinda impossible. Also it would take FOREVER. So I hope you guys are cool with the more regular smaller updates! <3 ( sorry about that)


> Hello🐯
> I missed you guys so I came🐯
> I got chubby on my face, so I’m going to work harder🐯😂
> But I can’t control my hunger, so I bought a large burger🐯😍
> I’ve been eating the BLT Long Chicken burger lately🐯😭
> I’m going to save my burger until I watch Fight For My Way🐯🤘🏼
> Let’s all pray… that athlete Dongman gets his hearing back…🐯😭😭😭😭😭
> Our break is too long I want to see our ARMY soon🐯😫
> And tomorrow Bon Voyage comes out🐯☺️☺️
> I’ve been taking a lot of photos lately, but I’m afraid my camera will get wet from the rain🐯😅😅😅
> I will work hard to take and upload pretty pictures🐯👍🏻
> Bye🐯👊🏻
> muah💋

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Saturn can be difficult to generate satisfaction or ‘good feelings’ out of. Often the tasks we set with Saturn are admirable goals. But Saturn turns these dreams into concrete and resulting expectation. This is an area of life where failure is not an option. It can make the resonance very harsh and create obstruction through our own fears and self destruction. Saturn accepts nothing less than accomplishment. And when we accomplish his outstanding feats, we are not immediately gratified or rewarded or celebrated. Life seems to go on as normal, all the work we have done seems invalid, so much energy, effort, and pain expressed to feel nothing? I guess that’s the ‘expectation’ quality of Saturn. It’s the internal vision of greatness. Saturn knows our true potential beyond the self consciousness, complexes, and worry. The area of life where Saturn touches can feel like a non negotiable contract.

Saturn in the 1st house: Forced to constantly challenge ferocious critique from the ego, trapping the spirit in caged form, the individual can be forced through isolation and rejection and heartbreak to wake the inner alchemist. Saturn in the 1st is the late bloomer. It takes many years for the ancient spirit to come to grips with its human attributes 

Saturn in the 2nd house: Life, stability, and security can remains in constant fluctuation or threat. It can seem like no matter how hard the individual works, saves, or commits themselves they never catch a break. It can feel as if they are forever sacrificing their own self pleasure 

Saturn in the 3rd house: The individual must pass their exams. And they must do exemplary well - even if it’s not their subject of choice. Saturn in the 3rd has to fight a difficult battle with their own minds and generating focus, self belief, and confidence, academic failure is spirit destroying. And no matter what the score, the forbidding voice in the back of the mind, ‘you should have studied more’ 

Saturn in the 4th house: There can be a constant fight for security, stability, and safety. The individual charters through haunting inner territory to find the lost inner child. And it can seem like no matter how hard they try to nurture the inner child she is unwilling and traumatised, intense inner work is done with Saturn in the 4th and there is typically no one there to see it 

Saturn in the 5th house: The individual wages a battle on the ego, but the swords are raised by the ego. The expression of personality is pressured and bound by insecurity but forced into blinding light to perform a script that seems alien 

Saturn in the 6th house: Honourably committed to larger-than personal causes, the individual works tirelessly in the background, offering heart, mind, and talent to everybody in need of assistance. But they rarely receive commendation or recognition, the work is laborious and thankless 

Saturn in the 7th house: Relationships are commonly demanding, challenging and seemingly unforgiving. The individual may be forced into partnership with intensely difficult or critical people, those who echo their critical inner thoughts out loud as insult and become more isolated as a result, forced to wade through shadowy projections 

Saturn in the 8th house: The physical form and ego grips the spirit in stranglehold, the reticence to enter non physical states such as through meditation, union, enlightenment can be inhibited by the unrelenting fear of ‘letting go’. Often the individual will be expected to manage other people’s resources

Saturn in the 9th house: Achieving academic, theological, philosophical accreditation is vital. The individual faces exceeding pressures undertaking higher education and getting their works out into the world. When they finally graduate, publish the book, or learn the reading there is little or no credit from Saturn 

Saturn in the 10th house: The individual is forced to stare down intimidating and discouraging authority to achieve the remarkable vision set by Saturn. There is pressure to leave an imprint in the world, but the world is unwelcoming 

Saturn in the 11th house: An outsider pretending to be one with everyone, or so they think. The individual is forced to acquire, withhold, and release sacred and higher wisdom that can be mocked or branded by an unready society, the individual must continue to share their truth regardless of its loneliness 

Saturn in the 12th house: There is a powerful contract written in the theme of sacrifice and salvation. The individual’s duty to the collective are severe, the development of spiritual awareness and gnosis can sweep the individual into madness like a riptide. There are intense, invisible obligations undertaken for the spiritual nature of humanity


Movie Date

Pairings: Peter Parker x Reader, slight Stony


Could you please write a Peterxreader where reader is the youngest member of the team. One day they have a movie date in the tower and the team spies on them?Could it be in the point of view of the team?[bonus points if deadpool is in it] thanks <3            

Wade has created a chatroom.

Wade has added Natasha, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Vision.

Clint: What, Wade?!

Tony: Can we text later? You’re going to distract me!

Bruce: I need to ask, but is it not weird that us, adults, are spying on Y/N and Peter, our youngest and most loved members movie date in a very cramped up spot?

Natasha: If you don’t like it, then you can leave, Banner. It’s not weird. We are just being protective parental units/uncles/adopted android sibling.

Vision: Overprotective*

Steve: Should they be sitting so close? Natasha, should they? Maybe I should go in and sit between them.

Tony: I will kick your ass, Rogers! Don’t you dare ruin their date!

Thor: Grab him, Stark! I shall lay Mjolnir upon him so he may not move.

Steve: Try it and I will run off with Mjolnir!

Thor: You? Worthy? HA! Do not fight us!

Steve: I know you have your doubts. I know deep down you know that I was faking not being able to lift Mjolnir. Would you like to test me?

Thor: Anyone has any rope?

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Just Business, No Pleasure

Warnings: SMUT (Ages 18+)

Summary: You and Bucky have been successfully keeping your relationship a secret for a while now. However, you’re not so sure how much longer you can take it once he’s assigned the job of seducing another woman on a mission.

Word Count: 4.6k (I’m so sorry)


Originally posted by ohhseby

“—this is the target’s wife, Lucille. She was dumb enough to marry him and he was dumb enough to think she’d be faithful. Barnes, I want you to go about seducing her. Y’know, the typical ‘40s charm: court her, woo her, whisper sweet nothings; the whole shebang.” Your blood went cold at Tony’s words, not even daring to look at Bucky across the conference room table. “Most of us will be stationed around the gala with our comms on, but some of us are gonna stay back here and monitor the situation through security camera footage.”

“Why am I the one doing the seducing? Don’t you think this—” Bucky started, pointing to his vibranium arm, “—will be a bit of a dead giveaway that I’m not just some random suitor?” he asked, his unimpressed tone clearly challenging Tony and, although you still didn’t dare to look at him, you knew his countenance matched his voice.

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