and it was only 80 bucks!

Steam Sale Recommendations

Here are some of my personal favs from the steam sale! I’ll put them in categories of Up to ~5$, up to 10$, and above 10$

Up to ~5$

Single player Don’t Starve (no add-ons) is currently 3.74! I’d buy at least Reign of Giants expansion, but if you’re on the cheap and want a great survival game, you can’t go wrong here. The rest of the prices are here too, if you so like.

Next, we’ve got Transistor! I threw Abzu in there too because it technically goes over 5 dollars, but it’s a steal at 70% off. I haven’t played transistor, but I’m buying it due to copious amounts of good reviews I’ve heard about it from friends and critics alike. Plus, at that price?! 

Psychonauts, an all time classic, coming in at 99 cents. I played this back on the Xbox, but it’s not just my nostalgia telling you it’s a masterpiece. It’s a no brainer. ehehehehehehe

Portal 1 AND 2 over here for hardly over 2 bucks. Can’t go wrong. Instant classics. Fun times to be had. Do it. Do it for me.

This could probably actually go on forever so let’s get going to the higher numbers

Up to ~10$

Starbound is a classic survival/crafting game, and it’s pretty poor-system friendly from what I’ve heard. It’s only 10 dollars now! i’ve sunk 80 hours into this game, and I don’t even *love* it, I just really like it. So I think you’re getting your money’s worth here.

Hollow Knight, my favorite Indie game of this year, so far, over here at hardly 10 bucks. Get it, you won’t regret it. Best metroidvania in years.

Furi is an incredibly difficult but rewarding Hack-n-slash mixed with a Bullet Hell boss rush type game with incredible aesthetics and utterly amazing soundtrack that is slightly diminished by the crippling difficulty that I really didn’t stress enough. Well, it’s not the hardest game ever, but it’s challenging by modern standards. I’ve died on every boss since the second one. I consider myself decent at video games. take that as you will.

My GOTY last year over here for 10 dollars, get that thing in your library right this moment or so help me

Again, could go on for forever, moving to the last tier 

Above 10$

I’m only about 5 hours into Dead Cells and it’s pretty awesome. It’s under serious construction, but it’s pretty creative and has nice graphics (aside from the cringe-inducing 3d modeling on the zombies that makes me think of all those skeleton memes)

All 3 Bioshock games for 15$. That’s a pretty garsh darn great deal, I’d say. I’ve played all 3 over the years and they’re solid for their genre, I can highly recommend this deal! To find it, just go to any of the pages for the Bioshock games (1, 2, or infinite) and you will find this bundle option below the regular one. 

Two of the better recent RPGs over here! Well, once again, this list could go on for way too long, so I implore you to have a fun time searching the store! Happy sales kids

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Hey! It’s y’boy Jax!

As is the norm around here, your local artist is broke! This broke status is a big problem when I gotta buy important junk. So I’m taking on bundle commissions!

Hey buddy, what is a bundle commission?

It’s pretty basic, but basically, I’ll be packaging several things that individually would cost a lot and offer em together for a lot less than I should be offering. This time around, I’ll be offering them in the form of reference sheets like the four pictured above!

That’s three colored full body images and three colored headshots of a character. Color schemes and shape breakdowns as well~

Altogether, with my normal prices that all would run you roughly 180 bucks, but I’m only asking for  smooth 80 for all of it. Criminal, right?

80 dollars? Not bad! What do I have to do to get me hands on this deal?

Just contact me! You can do that either here on tumblr through ask or IM or email me at severalpugs@gmail.com! All you need to offer is a reference of your character and maybe some communication if the proposed design isn’t as fleshed out as I need it to be in order to work. 

So do you offer this all the time?

No way! I don’t hate myself that much! This is a special situation so this is limited time and quantity. I’ll only be offering 10 of these for the time being!

What if I don’t want all of this work for a single character?

We’ll have to talk about that…

I don’t want all this

Normal commissions will be closed while I’m doing these bundles, but They’ll be open afterwards! So keep an eye open for when smaller packs are available!

tl:dr

I;m offering three fullbody pieces and three headshots of your characters as a bundle for 80 dollars. Only 10 available. 

Thanks for reading, and if there are any other questions, let me know! If you’re not interested, please pass this around!

All Hail the Conquoring Hero

See this dress?

This lovely Her Universe Wonder Woman plus size lasso dress retails for $80 and is usually an online order only item at Hot Topic. Well, today I happened into a Hot Topic at one of my nearby malls and there, wonder of wonders, was this dress on the rack in my plus size. Someone had ordered it and returned it. So I talk about it, how it costs too much and the sales clerk asks if I have any hot bucks because, yeah, I could have gotten $30 off if I had some of the coupons. 

But I don’t. 

Well, she says, “I’ll trade you one hot bucks for your $15 off $50 that doesn’t start for a few weeks.” 

So my girls urge me to try it on because, hey, it might not fit. And, of course, you know where this is going, it fits. Not perfectly; I always get the extra under the arms syndrome if a dress fits around my waist, but I know how to fix that. I agonize because $65 is too much still. 

Then we discover that this puppy has pockets. Yes my friends.  A wonder woman dress with fucking pockets. So now I’m thinking I’ll screw the pooch and buy it. 

Only when we get up to the checkout, turns out all those hot buck coupons I spent last week on my daughter going to college? I earned six $5 off coupons! She rings me up with the total of $33 and I’m doing my happy dance. 

I am the conquoring hero, Queen of the bargain!

Originally posted by sweartrek

anonymous asked:

i have literally no idea how money works in norway. i understand it's like norwegian krone and you've got 50 krone notes, and 100 krone notes and stuff, but i don't understand how much is a lot. cause i googled it and like, a beer is supposedly like 80.000kr, which is like $9. but in ep1 s1, vilde says the toilet paper was 40.000 kr, and she doesn't have that kind of money, but google says thats only $5. so how much is a lot of money in norway, basically?? and is 40.000kr actually that much?? xx

Hey! You need to be careful about the “.”
A beer is about 80 kr which is like 10$
The toilet paper was 40 000 which is almost 5000$
I have no idea why you thought a beer was 80 000! That’s like 9k bucks for a pint hahaha

We have 1, 5, 10 and 20 kr coins. We used to have 50 øre which was half a krone but not anymore. We have 50, 100, 200, 500 and 1000 kr bills

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So I’m finally taking commissions and selling stuff. Mostly so I can feed my cat, afford my meds, keep a roof over my head, and generally Not Die.

EDIT: I’m lowering some prices! Art is now 5 dollars a piece, shirts are now 15, and the pattern/instructions for the plague mask is now only 8 dollars! It is also now possible to get a custom carved bone seal with the handle already included for 15 dollars! (I don’t know why I made the handle separate, just pretend that option was never there)

Even if you aren’t interested, a reblog would really help me out and is very much appreciated. Thank you!

I take paypal only. You can contact me here on tumblr or at: cubicalcranium@gmail.com. Shipping is not included with these prices, they depend on how much you order and whether or not you’d like a tracking number (I’m trying to keep costs as low as possible for the both of us)

Check out the source post for updates, because some things are limited in quantity, and I only have so much materials on hand. (Need examples of my art and junk? More at my art tag here (cw: body horror and mild gore occasionally) 

Details under the cut!

Keep reading

Sniper Headcanons!!

Submitted by Iamafanofsomanythings


Sniper tried to smoke once when he was a teenager, having stolen his father’s pipe to see what all the fuss was about.  He did it for a few years, but upon discovering that his father was developing a form of lung cancer because of it, he quickly decided to quit.  He won’t directly address Spy’s smoking habit, but every now and then Sniper goes out of his way to either put out, spit upon, or otherwise defile whatever cigarette Spy is currently smoking.

Like heavy, Sniper has named all of his favorite sniping guns and a few of his knives.  He will never tell anyone this fact, and if someone was to find out, he would claim it was only out of pure boredom.  Now put Evelyn down or he’ll have to introduce you to Jessica.

While he is more than happy that he knows how to play the saxophone, Sniper has been trying to learn how to play the guitar and piano for ages now.  Engineer and Demo have been nice enough to teach him, but in reality Sniper holds himself back from learning properly.  He needs his hands to be smooth and dexterous so he won’t fumble when switching or firing weapons, so he’s scared of the callouses that would develop from playing guitar.  A majority of his capacity to focus is usually sapped out of him when sniping as well, so it’s difficult to play the piano with both hands doing entirely different things at once.  If he just relaxed and cut himself some slack, he’d be a master at both instruments by now.

Sniper is very self-conscious about his legs.  Well, he’s self-conscious about a lot of himself really (ears, nose, back, etc), but a large part of that insecurity is aimed at his legs.  Being the second tallest of all the mercs, he often receives constant comments and/or nicknames regarding his height.  Scout mentioned once that he was 90% leg, and that must have been why he didn’t have any luck with women.  Naturally, the comment didn’t bother Sniper at first, but after a few looks in the mirror he slowly changed his mind.  He was surely more leg than man, and damn those legs were hairy.  Ladies didn’t like that.  … at least, he assumed so.

Sniper is afraid of looking at his back.  Even after all of the years spent fighting, after all of the burns and stabs and bullet wounds and headshots he’s had to endure, he absolutely refuses to look in the mirror at any part of his back, for fear of seeing all of the backstab wounds he’s had from enemy spies.  He knows the respawn system completely erases scars.  He’s seen it happen a thousand times over.  But he’s afraid that if he sees a scar, even for just a moment, that it will somehow make him see all of the other injuries he’s ever gotten.  That he’d end up having to live with seeing himself covered in every single wound he’s ever received for all eternity.  At this point, if that happened, he’s not even sure how much he’d look like himself anymore.

Sniper is a master of the knife game.  You know, the whole “I’ve got all my fingers… the knife goes chop-chop-chop…"  that “game.“  He could do it perfectly every time without fail; even if he was blindfolded and as drunk as Demo.  Scout often insists he teach him, but Sniper always refuses.  There has been more than one time that Medic has had to re-apply Scout’s fingers because of this.

Sniper is 80% sure Medic isn’t actually German, but doesn’t know enough of the language himself to tell if all those seemingly random phrases actually mean anything accurate.

Sniper either sleeps buck-naked or in his boxers, and it always depends on how tired he is when going to bed.

The joke that Sniper can fall asleep anywhere is absolutely true; but only on the teams’ off-days.  Sniper has been known to fall sleep on the toilet, which often results in many a complaint from the others until someone (usually Heavy or Demo) manages to wake him up.

Sniper once tried a self-cleansing plan that involved only drinking one’s own piss; but promptly had to stop when he remembered that there are too many toxins in his pee that are unsafe to have anywhere aside from his liver.

Sniper doesn’t actually like Vegemite and is indifferent to the taste, he just pretends to like it so he can mess with the others and watch their faces as they react to him eating it.

Sniper is wonderful when handling babies, but his horrible with children.  They’re not competent enough for him to have a proper conversation with them, and they’re too “smart” for simple baby babble and games of peek-aboo.  What the hell is he supposed to do with them and their judgemental stares?!

Sniper has had a grand total of 1 relationship, and that was with his childhood sweetheart at the age of 10.  They broke up when they were 12 because she decided he wasn’t “manly enough” for her.  Since all Australians were supposed to be incredibly manly and strong thanks to the Australium, this was a very low blow for him, especially at such a young age.  He tried changing himself to be manlier for several years, but it never seemed to work out to the point where he felt as manly as anyone else that he knew.  Eventually, around age 19, he finally gave up and decided to stick with what he knew and felt comfortable doing.

Sniper, having dropped out of school to focus on his preferred profession in sniping, isn’t actually the most intelligent person on the team.  He’s fairly smart in his own way of course, after all, he knows about different plants and wildlife, detailed and complex survival skills, as well as lots of other complicated geographical information; but there are a lot of topics on which he draws complete blanks.  He knows this, and while he usually doesn’t mind it, his lack of a broader intellect can sometimes bother him when he thinks about it too much.  This usually happens when he sees Medic and Engineer sharing a complicated joke, or when Spy goes on some sort of fancy rant on the state of the world.  He won’t speak up about it of course, but he regrets sometimes that he doesn’t know as much as he could have.  If given the chance to do so in absolute privacy, he’d probably go back to school.

Sniper was originally planning to major in zoology.

Sniper owns a very old stuffed koala toy.  His name is Jerry.  No you can’t touch him.

pokemon go headcanons

because i hate myself

Yoosung:

  • team instinct
  • level 31
  • his buddy is pikachu, not cause he doesnt have raichu or anything he just thinks pikachu is cool and it makes him feel like ash
  • has actually spent like $80 bucks on this game 
  • owns a team instinct snapback hat
  • more about collecting than getting gyms for him
  • every time he transfers a pokemon he dies inside a little
  • him and Seven go to this one park every night to play
  • if he can’t catch something he’ll get frustrated and hand his phone to Seven
  • mostly Seven will catch it for him but sometimes he’ll sabotage him and toss 30 great balls at a pidgey
  • actually pees his pants every time he sees and eevee

Zen

  • TEAM VALOR WHOOP WHOOP
  • level 27
  • buddy is vulpix cause he wants the big beautiful NINETAILS
  • keeps his pokemon inventory clean as hell, only ever has one of everything
  • plays on his jogs
  • hates team mystic with a burning passion
  • this has been a real bonding experience for him and Seven
  • during those rare times that they’re both actually free, they’ll drive around the city and take over gyms
  • Seven has taught him well

Jaehee

  • team mystic
  • level 22
  • buddy is dragonair (she thinks its beautiful and she wants that DRAGONITE)
  • blessed because theres a pokestop she can reach from her desk
  • spends money on lures to entertain herself at work
  • lowkey very competitive when it comes to gyms
  • theres a gym she can reach from a specific room in the office so if its anything but mystic she has to like go into the broom closet to reach it
  • once she came out of the closet and one of her coworkers saw her and just oh man it was awkward
  • see what i did there
  • wants to fight the entirety of team valor

Jumin

  • team mystic
  • level 19
  • he…..he doesnt really play this game a lot
  • buddy is squirtle 
  • he really likes squirtle actually
  • when he caught it at first he was like
  • “assisstant kang look at this little guy. i dont know why, but he looks like he’s having fun”
  • and Jaehee was like….mMmkay Jumin…
  • every time Jumin talks about pokemon Seven and Yoosung get all cringey because he never evolves anything and doesnt know like half their names
  • Jumin has enough candies for like 3 blastoises but he just loves squirtle too much man

707

  • V A L O R
  • level 33
  • buddy is grimer because he can make it look like grimer is patting his character on the butt
  • plays just enough to make sure he’s a higher level than Yoosung
  • owns like 7 team valor t shirts
  • already has like 4 dittos, 7 gyarados
  • does that thing where he’ll put like a CP 12 caterpie in a gym and Zen will build it up
  • saves up all his evolutions then does a lucky egg and does like 60 at once
  • he has like 37 pidgeys in his pokemon inventory rn i s2g
  • also he always has the max amount of gyms, so he never needs to spend money on the game
  • he’s got like 5 pokemon that are 3000+ CP
  • Yoosung hates him
  • whenever Yoosung does something wrong he’ll blame it on him being on team instinct
  • “Yoosung, you’re so gullible! classic team instinct”
  • “yea, well you’re mean! classic team valor!!!!”
  • “oh, whats that? i couldnt hear you over the sound of my 3522 CP dragonite”

V

  • team mystic
  • level 20
  • buddy is abra
  • he always offers to play pokemon go with Jumin but its not that much fun because all Jumin ever wants to catch is squirtle
  • rides on a bike and plays a lot
  • V has like like, a passion for butterfree
  • he would do anything for butterfree 
  • he never even transfers them because they are just, so dear to him
  • he has like 40 butterfree
  • he even names them all

Saeran

  • he chose team valor, and then almost deletes the app when he finds out Seven is team valor too
  • level 30
  • buddy is ghastly (he wants to form an army of gengar)
  • he always complains when he sees a pidgey or rattata but catches it anyway
  • Seven and Yoosung invite him to go to the park with them
  • he refuses, then takes a separate car to the same park but doesnt talk to them
  • if Seven is taking down a gym he’ll put some low ass CP jolteon in there or something
  • and Seven is like Saeran you’re making it real hard for me to love you right now
  • hates 2K eggs more than anything
  • every time a fucking pidgey hatches out of an egg he wants to scream
  • he probably does scream TBH

if you read that, thank you and i’m so sorry

yay for ebay I guess

Don’t you just love it, when you wait for a fucking game for a whole year, only for scalpers to buy every single copy the day the game is out? Oh boi, I sure do! Why having this awesome feeling of going to the store to buy the stuff you wanna buy so bad, if you can just throw 30 bucks or more than the in store price at a fucking whore of a scalper on ebay or amazon? Sorry Crash, but I’m NOT buying a game that’s around 36-38€ for almost 80€ on amazon, just because people can’t stop being cunts. wow. I don’t even want that fucking game anymore and I was so looking forward to play it. thanks alot.

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Everything I bought on Prime Day! Not everything was on sale, but the stuff I did get, were worth it. Everything was at the lowest price thetracktor/camelcamelcamel showed, or lower. The only things that werent on sale were the CF card and the Backpack, but they were low relative to their average price.

I had saved up 300 bucks for prime day, and I ended up spending 301.97 - How’s that for budgeting?!?!?!

I saved $158.80 off the average/low price listed on 3Camel as well. So, I think I did pretty good

TalesFromTheFrontDesk: Thank you TFFD!!!

I just booked our quick family get away … we only have 4 days between summer sports and fall sports 😝😝 but instead of going through a 3rd party website I paid the extra 20.00 per night instead of trying to save it… 80 bucks isn’t worth it to me after reading your guys stories!!!

So thank you!!!

By: slothmom2140

A Scholastic Secret

I know this isn’t the usual dinosaur or Jurassic Park related post on my blog, but I figured this was too good not to share since you tumblr people love books!

As kids growing up in American schools, there was always the delight of having one of these bad boys pop up in your library one day:

For a lot of kids (and many tumblr users, from what I understand) this was a huge deal. Your parents would give you some spending money and you could go crazy. Buy books, crazy pens and school supplies, video games, and posters–it was like an indoor playground. But they always left as quickly as they came, as most book fairs were only up for a whole school week. It never felt long enough.

As a kid, though, my experience and relationship with these book fairs was very different. Very rarely did my mom let me purchase anything from a school book fair because we had a secret:

THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR WAREHOUSE

My mom worked and volunteered for the private school that I attended, so Scholastic would send her emails and invitations for a teacher/volunteer only event. See, at the Warehouse, all of this stuff you could get at a school book fair was dirt cheap. Books would be up to 80% off and we always left with a carload. And it wasn’t just reject books that didn’t sell. They always had the Harry Potter and Series of Unforunate Events hardcovers for 10 bucks or less. There were even comic book compendiums and YA and Adult level reads! 

Just aisles and aisles of books. The Costco of any librarian’s dream.

So when the book fair rolled into my school library, it was worth not getting anything–because I knew I was going to go somewhere even better later.

Closed Starter || Demios

@mindlessnovamuses

“Tattoos are priced based on size, intricacies and color choices. Piercings are the only things with a set price. Shop minimum is 80 bucks.” Demios doesn’t look up from the books he’s balancing as he rattles off the spiel that gets repeated every time someone new comes into his shop. When there isn’t an answer, he looks up. “Was there another question you needed, or do you enjoy just standing there staring at me?”

anonymous asked:

My portrait commissioner decided he didn't want to pay the measly 150$ I asked for once he got the painting and is only giving me 80 bucks. That doesn't even cover shipping costs.

What rhe fuvk??? Dont send it then Im sorry u did all the work but if they dont pay u i.. idk man maybe?? Try auctioning it off maybe a random ho will buy it

Pre-Winteriron Concepts: Part Three

-Bucky refusing to let Tony throw out his t-shirt after he rips it. (“I can just buy five more, Barnes. Stop being ridiculous.”). Bucky carefully mends it and nobody is foolish enough to comment on how often Tony wears it.

-Bucky being extremely frugal with money. He clips coupons and, when it’s his turn to restock the community fridge,he spends hours shopping around at bargain stores. He prides himself on halving their budget and using the remainder to tuck away into a side fund for Tony. It’s Tony’s money after all, and old habits die hard.

-Tony hates grocery shopping by himself. He’s trying this new thing where he takes over small tasks rather than delegating them, but Bucky somehow still gets roped into grocery shopping with him. The first time Bucky goes with him, Tony complains loudly and to anyone who’ll listen about Bucky’s patient newspaper scouring. Tony’s also a big fan of throwing things at random into their cart only to watch Bucky promptly restock them neatly back onto the shelf; either replacing the products with cheaper, store brand versions or suggesting an alternative. Tony calls it grandpa shopping but refuses to go with anyone else but Bucky afterward.

-The next night finds a fat enveloped stuffed with coupons and online printouts in front of Bucky’s door.

-Tony introducing Bucky to 80’s Rock, which is too stimulating for Bucky, but he tries to listen to at least one song every day.

-Buck casually introducing Tony to blues. It’s too slow and sappy for Tony, or so he says. Bucky discovers Tony’s shipment of blues records anyway.

-Tony spending days making Bucky a playlist and teaching him how to use an iPod. There’s no 80s music on it, to Bucky’s surprise. It’s a history of blues, ranging from the 30’s to present day; arranged by mood and theme. Bucky listens to it so often that he begins to hear a story being told through the arrangement of the music: one of reluctant heroes, then war; one of falling from grace and then the struggle to climb back up; one of renewed friendship and…love.

-Bucky asking his teammates for help with his playlist for Tony. Natasha directs him to a few beautiful post-modern classical mashups that have just enough oomph to keep Tony entertained.

Barton shows him way too many parody songs but Bucky ultimately decides on a nice 80s pop song that talks about never giving up, never letting down. Barton almost busts a gut from laughter, to Bucky’s bemusement.

Wilson, who turns out to be Bucky’s musical soulmate, introduces him to the wonderful world of electroswing and indie funk. Bucky gets sidetracked for days with the two new sub-genres, but then picks a few upbeat mashups that suit what he’s trying to say.

Banner is probably the most thoughtful to Tony’s tastes. He shyly introduces Bucky to something called glam rock, which he assure Bucky that Tony will love. It turns out to be stylistically similar to Tony’s music, with powerful lyrics. Bucky peppers them throughout his playlist.

Steve, who’s in worse musical shape than he, urges Bucky toward their shared favorite: Ella Fitzgerald. Bucky ends the playlist with a quiet Ella song; it’s probably the most important one.

Bucky waffles for a week before he talks himself into sending it. Jarvis helps him do something called uploading to Tony’s phone, and then there are days of silence from Tony. No late night infomercials, no gym rescues, no hot chocolate. Bucky’s starting to realize the magnitude of his mistake when there’s a knock on his door. He opens it to find a dazed-looking Tony, days of stubble on his face and dark circles under his eyes.

Appropos of nothing, he shoves past Bucky and holds his phone out like a weapon. “ Did you mean to send this?” He asks, his voice rusty from disuse.

Bucky just nods; can feel himself staring a little too intensely at Tony’s face. Is that socially acceptable? It’s hard to say because Tony’s just staring back, just as intensely.

“Like half of them are love songs.” Tony says bluntly. Bucky nods again because it’s true; they are. “Say something!” Tony pleads. He sounds desperate. “Tell me what’s going on in that mind of yours. Tell me what this means.”

Bucky sighs. “ I ain’t being subtle about it.”

As you know, my birthday was recent

And I ended up getting like $85 in iTunes gift cards. It’s been like a week and i only have 5 bucks left. Why, you ask?
Great Comet of 1812 with Deneé Brenton: $20
Great Comet of 1812 with Pippa Soo: $16(?)
3 songs from Be More Chill
3 songs from Bring It On: the Musical
8 songs from In The Heights
Rest of the Amélie album
4 songs from Dear Evan Hansen
And like 8 episodes of Steven Universe

And that totals to about $80 - and none of it wasted 🙃

Lardo headcanons to consider

-cracks all of her joints, shoulders, knees, ankles, etc. CONSTANTLY
-chronic hat stealer. if u have a hat, u will not for long
-conspiracy theorist. she will only talk about them when shes high, and theyll be the only thing she talks about when shes high
-she is korean drama t r a s h and she watches them with whiskey. neither of them speak korean.
-shes terrible at spelling & at grammar. her texts are salvaged soley because of autocorrect
-shes dated like half of the womens volleyball team and they all do the lesbian thing where theyre all still friends
-she fucking loves lizards. she loves lizards to D E A T H. she has a bearded dragon at home. his name is opal
-she can be super fucking petty tbh. she will lowkey hold a grudge for years and ud never know. and then when u least expect it she will remind u of how u fucked her over on november 21st 2013 at 10:30PM u fucking bitch
-she, like many art kids, is horrible at math. but that doesnt stop her from fighting holster about money & shit. ex: “what do you mean i cant buy eight slurpies they only cost 4 bucks” “lards, we only have 16 dollars” “so” “thats not how that works, man” “….i dont believe you”
-she can tie a cherry stem with her tongue better than any human should. its impressive.
-she only likes coffee if it has like 80 packets of sugar in it & its mostly milk
-she has the most effective side eye known to man. she could kill a man with her side eye. she also taught this skill to chowder. they are a menace, together
-speaking of chowder. on one hand, he is basically her soulmate and she loves him dearly, probably more than even bittle. and at the same time, he is very much like an obnoxious little brother, barging into her room at all times, interrupting her when shes trying to flirt with people, taking her stuff without asking, and generally being inconvenient
-also she gives him a lot of noogies
-she suspects very much that shitty has a thing for her and she also has a thing for shitty but also she doesnt like /know/ and if she fucks up she could lose her best friend probably ever and shes really in between a rock and a hard place
-but shes okay with what they have now, and she loves being his friend and if he wanted something different shed be okay with that too
-she just loves him a lot.
-but that doesnt mean shes going to wait around for him to make up his mind lmao there are a lot of hot people at samwell
-she keeps a hanson cd in her car at all times. yknow. for emergencies
-jack taught her how to ice skate and it was one of the cutest things hes ever seen in his entire life
-whenever she ends up needing to talk to someone, especially late at night, and it cant be chowder or shitty or bitty, its usually dex??? mostly bc hes the most straightforward person she knows. its this weird, mutual bond thing they have
-she attends every single one of nursey’s poetry readings. every. single. one.
-he doesnt know how she knows, but she just does and at first it scares him but now its just really comforting
-larissa duan cannot swim. she just cant. she sinks and she’s so short that she can only go in like the 4ft and when shitty finds out he buys her a cool doughnut inner tube and brings it whenever they go to the pool together
-she taught some of the hockey guys to make a pyramid when she was a tadpole and johnson was always the top. now it’s tango (lardo thinks he could have been a cheerleader if he wanted to)
-the only classic literature book she will willingly read is the importance of being earnest by oscar wilde
-she is fucking addicted to solitare
-she is just very loved and appreciated by all of smh they dont know what to do without her 

I really fucking hate Torrid now. Why would I pay $80 bucks for a one piece, one color swimsuit when I can get a multi-pattern two piece that fits GREAT and is high-quality for only $27.80 from Forever21? (which I ended up buying). I realize that you can profit in the plus size industry but I feel like Torrid is being greedy and downright disrespectful by taking advantage of the plus community. Aren’t they aware that we can get better plus clothes for cheaper now from other places? Torrid was one of the original plus “go to” stores for alternative curvy ladies. Not anymore. 

/rant over