and it was only 5 dollars

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THANKS FOR 4K FOLLOWERS! O 7O/ <33333

So I’ve been wanting to do commissions for awhile now but I have no confidence in my art skills just yet. BUT, since it’s about to be christmas I decided to do finally open my first ever commission! O wO

You can have your very own floofball for only 5-8 dollars! And when I said any character is gonna be drawn as a floof, I meant ANY chara. Let it be from an anime, cartoon, game, tv series, OR AN OC O 7O

So just message me here through my tumblr and we’ll talk about getting you some chickies U wU <33

ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING \O 7O/

ko-fi: http:ko-fi.com/lycoperdon

Is tasty is hot stick and creamy and its only 5 dollars and you can drink that delicious milk and by 15 dollars i give it to you straight from the source

Like seriously. Let’s say WoW has the bottomline of like 5 million players, all paying 15 dollars a month

5,000,000 players x $15.00 = $75,000,000.00

(900,000,000 USD a year)

And then they charge 40 bucks for an expansion (let’s say…yearly)

5,000,000 players x $40.00 = $200,000,000.00

So, with these factors in mind, Blizzard makes roughly 1.1 billion dollars a year (on just WoW)

But wait!

They’ve had WoW open for 13 years, and let’s just go with the absolute bottomline again and say it’s just been 5 million players for 13 years (it hasn’t. it’s been much, much more)

$1,100,000,000.00 x 13 = $14,300,000,000.00

14.3 billion dollars

And they probably spend like, 20-40 million on an expac when they make one, leaving an astronomical amount of money left over. Don’t understand? 100 million is shitloads of money, but that’s only a small fraction of 14.3 billion dollars

And that’s all based on the smallest possible amount

Tell me again Blizzard needs to charge monthly for WoW lol

I don’t even want to begin to imagine how much they make on Overwatch lootboxes and Hearthstone cards

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GUYS!!! 

IM MORE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE - 

<3 star vs the forces of evil sticker set! <3

have you seen the new season? 

so I made a really lovely sticker of the character!  star butterfly tom and marco! 

at only 3.5 dollars on my shop: LovelyfeelingDesigns!

 https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/560186228/star-vs-the-forces-of-evil-lovely?ref=shop_home_active_1

this shop is really big step for me, and each sticker made with a full heart.

 thank you always on your support and love! <3

OK I GUESS IM DOING COMMISSIONS NOW

I will do shoulders and up or full drawings for the same price. This is just practice.

SKETCH - 5 US DOLLARS.

LINEART - 8 US DOLLARS.

SIMPLE COLORS - 12 US DOLLARS.

SHADING AND DETAILS - 15 US DOLLARS.

You can ask for extras(such as the GG bubble and the title up top) in any for free. Will also give SIMPLE BACKGROUNDS ONLY(because I’m a ho who hasn’t learned complex backgrounds) in any for free.

WILL NOT DRAW NSFW OR EXCESSIVE GORE. PAYMENT VIA PAYPAL.

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

  • what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
  • what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
  • rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

  • what i had: hot dog and shake
  • what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
  • rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

  • what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
  • what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
  • rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

  • what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
  • rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

  • what i had: piza slice
  • what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
  • rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

Bill Clinton cheats on his wife. Impeach him. Trump proudly brags about sexual assault (and has cheated on his wives). Elect him.

Hillary oversaw the department of state while 4 people died in an embassy attack. Put her in jail. 2 Republicans were in office while over 200 people died in embassy attacks. No problem.

Immigrants don’t pay taxes. Round them up and kick them out. Trump doesn’t pay taxes. He’s a business genius.

Hillary’s foundation only spent 87% of their donations helping people. She’s a crook. Trumps foundation paid off his debts, bought sculptures of him, and made political donations to avoid investigations while using less than 5% of funds for charity (and he got shut down by NY State). So savvy… Put him in the white house.

Trump made 4 billion dollars in 40 years, when an index fund started at the same time with the same “small loans” he received would be worth $12 billion today… without a trail of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits and burned small business owners. He’s a real business whiz. Hillary took a loss of $700k. She’s a criminal.

Trump is the first candidate in the modern era not to release his tax returns, and took a billion dollar loss in 1 year. Genius.

Hillary takes responsibility for private email servers and apologizes. Not credible. Trump denies saying things (on the record) he actually said (on the record), he’s just telling it like it is.

Your arguments are thin. Your ignorance of reality is shocking. Your double-standards are offensive, and your willingness to blindly support him and recycle the rhetoric is absurd. Your opinion is not fact. Your memes are not news articles. And your hypocrisy is not a platform.

- Alex Schiller

Hot take for those of you just joining on the gay café™ discourse.

Yes there should absolutely be non-alcholic spaces for underage lgbt people and those who choose not to drink. This should also include poor lgbt persons and lgbt persons of color which means this business shouldn’t be in a gentrified area and it shouldn’t charge 5 dollars for a cup of bean water with organic non-gmo coconut milk and Arabian sugar.

The above can be true without painting gay bars as pervasive sex dungeons full of leather and without denying the history surrounding gay bars as it relates to gay culture and the aids crisis. Gay bars are a dying breed. We need more not less of them if we want to keep our history alive. But we could also use other places like bookshops and cafés that sell lgbt literature and merchandise.

some of the best customers I’ve had at Dollar General
  • the woman who comes in every day and buys a single can of cat food. The brand she buys has the deal that if you buy 5 cans, you get them for $2. When I told her that she said “I don’t need five at once. Terrence only needs one a day.”
  • The old man who came in and asked me “Why do you think McDonalds doesn’t sell hotdogs?” When I told him I didn’t know, he said “Well, I guess it would be hard to keep a straight face and order a McWeenie.”
  • The teenage girl whose boyfriend held her foot up as she hopped around the store to get her things. Come to find out that she had lost her flip flop and didn’t want to step on the floor with her bare foot.
  • The elderly spanish man who comes in every day to get a pack of Marlboro Lights. His english isn’t very good, so when I asked him if he wanted shorts or 100s, he looked at me confused. Realizing he didn’t understand, I said “Pequeño ?” His face lit up and nodded enthusiastically. Now every time he leaves, he smiles and says “Hasta mañana” and I say it back.
  • The other day when I was outside on a smoke break, he was riding on a bike and yelled ”HASTA MANANAAAAAA” as he rode by.
  • The old woman who came in and bought 24 air fresheners. I asked her if she was stocking up, and she told me about how she got a new boyfriend who lived in a mansion, and that she was putting one in each of the rooms. She then proceeded to tell me about how the mansion is haunted.
  • The little kid who was probably around 4 or 5 who ripped open a pack of skittles. As me and the people in line watched the skittles scatter across the floor, he looked up and said. “It wasn’t me.” 
Munday Questions!
  • 1: The mun’s celebrity crush (crushes).
  • 2: How many ships do you have on this blog?
  • 3: Are there any people you’ve been too afraid of approaching?
  • 4: What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?
  • 5: If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?
  • 6: How much cash does the mun have on them right now?
  • 7: Last movie the mun watched.
  • 8: The mun’s favorite fictional character.
  • 9: Last concert the mun attended.
  • 10: Last thing you did before logging in?
  • 11: What is the most precious thing you own?
  • 12: The last time the mun cried.
  • 13: Muse that the mun is most like. (if applicable)
  • 14: Favorite Pokemon?
  • 15: Are you artsy?
  • 16: What does the mun really think about my muse?
  • 17: What is the Most expensive thing you own?
  • 18: When's your birthday?
  • 19: Do you have any stuffed animals?
  • 20: Which of your ships on this blog is the fluffiest?
  • 21: The mun’s most annoying habit.
  • 22: What do you like to do in your spare time?
  • 23: Last book the mun read.
  • 24: Do you like any sports?
  • 25: Wild card! (Ask a question of your own!)
$15 COMMISSIONS - my cat needs surgery

So heres the story. My cat, Halloween, ate a 10 inch piece of ribbon Friday night. We took her immediately to the emergency vet and they tried to get her to throw it up, but she wouldnt. The doctor said to bring her home and if she isnt eating, if shes lethargic, or vomiting, then bring her back in immediately because that could mean that her intestines are bunching up because the ribbon got caught in the track. All yesterday, Saturday, she was eating, jumping, playing around. I kept a close eye on her, thinking everything was so far okay and her body will just pass it. Last night, however, she wouldnt eat. She laid between my legs all night, not moving and by morning, normally she would be meowing up a storm and demanding food. This morning she didnt. I know my cat, that isnt normal. So I called the doctor and they said to bring her in for an xray. I just got back from the vet. It turns out, the string got stuck and her intestines are bunching up. Normally they should be all squiggly on the xray, but instead on the left side, they are lined in a perfect row of three. This means that she has to go into surgery. If she doesnt, itll just get worse. I asked if she is in pain and the doctor said yes. The surgery is nearly $4000. $4000 dollars that I dont have. So the doctor has her now, shes going into surgery this afternoon.

I’m not the type of person to ask for money. So I’m not. But I’m opening up $15 commissions that will each take me about 1-2 hours. 

Theyll just be headshots, no elaborate clothing. Must have reference picture thats well lit. Any jewelry or crowns or anything is $5 extra. 

I just really need help, so if anyone would like a commission, message me please. **paypal only

APRIL 2017. Talk about Venezuela. Venezuela is a war zone.

Please stop scrolling and read this. No I am not going to ask you to donate money. I am simply making this post in order to educate the world on the situation in my home country, Venezuela. 

Originally posted by inlovewithcriatures

So please, if you can, read and share. Because despite the fact that my country is starving, people are dying because of lack of medicine or hospitals and the streets are so dangerous one can barely go out, there is little to no coverage about this, even other Latino countries have no idea because they’re never informed, never educated. Our struggles, our deaths, our DICTATORSHIP are never broadcasted. The more you read, the more you’ll understand why. 

I would like to say, if you press “read more” you will see graphic pictures of oppression, poverty, police brutality and blood.

Keep reading

10 Gift Ideas for the Broke Person

Gift season approaches, and I’ve been struggling on how best to spend what little money I have on all the people in my life who I want to give holiday presents to. I’m sure I’m not the only one with this problem… so I thought I’d share some ideas.

1. Mix CDs - make your friends/family a mix CD with handmade cover artwork. If you can’t afford a stack of CDs, make a virtual CD and share the mp3s with them over Dropbox.

2. Homemade Cookies - Spending $7 on baking ingredients allows you to make a large batch of simple cookies. Divide them and use as gifts for multiple people. Throw on a handmade card and WHAM you got yourself a spiffy gift.

3. Cooking supplies - I’m not talking top of the line Kitchen Aid shit. Go to your local dollar store and buy things like wooden spoons, platters, funny mugs for under $5. Everyone needs at least some cooking supplies!

4. Cacti - Don’t go to a nursery, go to a grocery or department store with a plant section. Cacti are some of the cheapest and easiest to maintain plants, they only really need to be watered once or twice a week. And they look awesome. If the person you had in mind likes to cook, you might want to consider buying them some sort of herb like rosemary or thyme.

5. Bulk food - This might not work for everybody, but I’m sure your broke roommate wouldn’t object to a bulk package of ramen or mac and cheese. They sell 12 packs of ramen at my local dollar store for $1 each. ONE DOLLAR FOR TWELVE MEALS.

6. Unused Books - I’m betting that there’s a book in your apartment/dorm room that’s in perfect condition, but for whatever reason that you will never use again. Wrap it in some gift wrap and scrape off the price tag.

7. Spa Day - For those of you in relationships (or who feel safe touching your close friends/family in that way) make mock “spa coupons”. Offer services such as manicures/pedicures, hair stylings, massages, etc.

8. Use your talents - Are you an artist or musician of any sort? Make a piece of artwork or write a song. Buy a large piece of poster paper at Home Depot for $5 and make a funny collage full of inside jokes that only your friends will understand. Are you a knitter? Make mittens for people.

9. Weird clothing - Go to your local Salvation Army or Goodwill and spend a couple hours combing the shelves for weird items. Funny t-shirts, strange hats, etc. Don’t go to department stores looking for clothing, it’ll be too expensive.

10. “Fancy” Meal - Spend $20 and invite several friends/family members over for a fancy dinner. You don’t need to be a chef or to spend lots of money to make something “fancy”, just make the atmosphere “fancy”. Make pasta with some sort of red sauce and possibly meat. Insist that everyone dresses up, light candles, play jazz standards, take pictures- make a real night of it. 

ALSO! If you can’t afford gift wrap use newspaper. 

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NOTEBOOK PRE-ORDERS!

Knife Bunny and Falling Eyeball Puppet notebooks are now available for pre-order! Hardcover with leather feel finish, 8.1 x 5.1 inches big, 96 blank ivory pages, contains strap, ribbon book mark and inner pocket.

Each purchase will receive a free Eyeball Puppet sticker!
Order both and get 5 dollars off!
(THESE BONUSES ARE FOR PRE-ORDERS ONLY SO GET IT WHILE YOU CAN)

CLICK HERE FOR FULL INFO AND SHOP!

I was talking about how the foxes make bets all the time with someone who doesn’t know the books yesterday and I came to the ASSAULTING realization that it’s all allison

they’re probably ALL betting with allisons money. the bets go up to hundreds of dollars and she’s the only one of them who has that kind of money from something other than life insurance. guaranteed they started betting on stupid shit with $5 and then allison burst in with $400. then who ever wins that bet, if it’s not allison, places some or all of that money on the next bet.

it’s just allison’s money circulating over and over and over again no one is betting with their own money anymore

30 random questions to ask my muse

1.) Which is worse, failing or never trying?
2.) If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
3.) What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
4.) Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
5.) If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
6.) To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
7.) Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
8.) You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire.  They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend.  The criticism is distasteful and unjustified.  What do you do?
9.) If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
10.) Would you break the law to save a loved one?
11.) What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
12.) How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
13.) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
14.) If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
15.) Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
16.) Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
17.) Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?
18.) Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
19.) Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
20.) Has your greatest fear ever come true?
21.) Your best friend and the one you love are hanging from a cliff. You only have time to save one. Which one do you save and why?
22.) Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset?  Does it really matter now?
23.) At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?
24.) If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
25.) Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
26.) Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
27.) If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
28.) Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
29.) When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
30.) If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

Witchy Beginner Guide/FAQ

  I’ve had this blog for about 2 years now, and I’ve noticed that Tumblr has a large population of beginner and often ‘closeted’ witches. Of course, it’s a seemingly perfect place for a sprouting witch to turn to, with an interactive community and boundless fountains of information. I’ve been asked just about every question in the book, and I do my best to answer them. However, there was one question that persisted in my inbox, that I frequently ignored due to the mere vastness of the topic. So, finally, here is my panacea for the swarm of newbie asks.

*This does not mean you cannot ask me questions about these topics! If you feel something wasn’t covered or might be different to your situation, feel free to ask. However, I will probably link you to this if your question is directly addressed.*

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I know if I’m a witch?

The title of a witch is chosen, not born. While certain signs may push you towards a certain diety or spiritual path, the ultimate choice to begin practicing witchcraft is a choice and often happens over time and consideration rather than an all at once ‘initiation.’

Do I have to be Wiccan to practice witchcraft?

Nope! Wicca, or any other religion for that matter, does not own the practice of witchcraft. It is not a closed practice (though certain aspects can be, and are therefor not witchcraft, such as smudging) meaning anyone can practice.

What is paganism?

Paganism, or pagan religions, are religions that are not majorly practiced. It is sometimes used by Christians to identify non-Christians. Paganism is not one religion, but rather an umbrella term for many;.

What are the basic things I need to do a spell?

While Tumblr likes to glamourize spells and the craft with fancy shots of big geodes and perfectly angled teacups, all you really need is intention and your hands. Some easily obtainable things that might help you start are jars, herbs that double as cooking ingredients, candles, notebooks, twigs that double as wands, and boxes. Moon water is a pretty easy first thing to make, and can spice up spells that call for water. In reality, the most important part of a spell is your intention.

Are curses bad?

With the growth of Wicca has come the growth of the term 'white magic,’ and the idea that karma will send your ass to witch hell if you so much as utter poor fortune upon a wrongdoer, let alone use your craft against them. The reality is, no witch should be shamed for their personal choice is magic. Also, for beginners, the terms 'white/black’ magic are associated with racial stereotypes. Try substituting it for negative/positive energy.

How do you start witchcraft?

Just…start. Just go for it. Collect a rock you like on the street, make a potion, read a book about witches. Little things that turn into action. My biggest tip is to start by dedicating a journal to your craft, which will later turn into your Grimoire of sorts, and can help you keep track of your beliefs and how you’ve grown spiritually.

How do you start being Wiccan?

It is popular to start Wicca with an initiation ritual, though not required. Because Wicca is a religion, it’s usually typical to at least do some sort of spell acknowledging and presenting yourself to the deities.

Is Hekate the Wiccan goddess?

Nope. No no! Very common mistake. Hekate isn’t even technically a tri or multiple layered goddess! Hekate also does not aline with Wicca’s core values.

What religion is witchcraft associated with?

None! Witchcraft is an accessory to religions, and belongs to none impartcular.

Top 10 Tips For Beginners

1) There is no singular right or wrong way. Trying to mimic somebody else’s path will only result in dead ends and frustration. Don’t be afraid to try something you’ve never seen done.

2) Don’t force yourself to align with a religion or patron deity. While it may feel comforting to have a god or goddess there for you, if you aren’t prepared to maintain a relationship with one or you don’t really have any interest in them, remember that it’s okay to go solo.

3) Use what you have available. There is no need to spend tens or twenties of dollars on fancy, decorative things. Jars are available for cheap at the dollarstore, and tealight candles are great for starting out.

4) Don’t feel the need to justify your practice with “I only do the positive kind of magic” or “it’s not like…Satanism or anything…” Be confident in your craft. Come out of the 'broom closet’ when you’re ready.

5) Don’t feel like you have to choose to be a 'kind of witch.’ Hardly anyone I know only practices a single 'type’ of magic.

6) Give yourself space to grow. Tumblr makes everything seem awfully black and white, and tiny mistakes can be blown up into death threats. Educate yourself to the best of your ability, acknowledge when you messup, and learn from everything.

7) Spend time in nature! Go hiking, or if you’re a city witch, just take a stroll down the street. Humans are nature. Get outside, is all that matters. Nature is everywhere.

8) Starting a journal to track your beliefs, progress, interests, and attempted spells will make things so much simpler! Plus, it’s fun to look back on when you become more experienced and see how much you’ve changed. The book doesn’t have to be anything fancy. My first was an old composition book.

9) Ask questions. Ask stupid questions. Ask questions you think might be offensive. Bother witches with questions over and over until you get a clear answer.

10) Find magic in the little things, not just grand spells and big holidays or full moons. Find magic in getting dressed, or cleaning, or even driving.

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This is still undergoing some editing and adding to, but I hope it helps someone :)

Much love!

@nature-is-punk

Originally posted by myfoxesandroses