and it was asked by a real person this time

HIATUS ANNOUNCEMENT

while everyone knows the updates to this comic are SUPER belated and naturally that way [ because my thought process is: “at least it’s getting out AT ALL” ], the comic will be on hold while i script the rest of this chapter and make some last-minute adjustments to characters. as well as it being a weird busy time in the author’s life, it’s sadly just not page-making time. 

but i just want those who aren’t too familiar with me that i haven’t dropped it! it’s an on-and-off thing that i’m working on to ensure it’s gonna be real good when i get to working again!

until then, check out guardian counselor content on my personal: @v-diggety [which has lots of links to character info and stuff], and on the ask blog @guardian-counselor

thank you for your patience! 

Ziams...

Anonymous asked: Hi Sasha. Hope you have seen Liams picture. But you know, this time I wasn’t suprised at all? Like I checked my phone and scrolled through instagram and was like OK so the baby is out now. That’s it. I remember with Louis’s I was still very suprised with how far Modest would go, now kinda use to it,lol.

that-regular-chick:

Hey nonnie. Yeah, I reblogged it. Absolutely, this was expected. So it’s not shocking. And being a curious person, I’ve been reading about showbiz shadiness for years. I know that unfortunately, real kids get caught up in celebrity bullshit. Louis and Liam are far from the most scandalous. As hard as it is for us to wrap our minds around, the hard truth is that the truth often has very little to do with certain celebs public narratives. And it’s literally been that way for decades. We’re all kinda late to the party because for so long we’ve been wracking our brains trying to reconcile this madness. Like, somehow, legally, morally, ethically, this can’t be allowed to happen and so it must end eventually. And yet, worse has happened and people got away with it.

You know, I just have to be philosophical about it. Both these babygates aren’t gonna end in paternity scandals. And Louis’ situation has persisted a long time.  So these kids, regardless of how they came to be, may be on the record as Louis and Liam’s for the foreseeable future. I feel for the kids. I feel for Louis and Liam because I still believe neither wants to do this. For sure there’s fuckery afoot. And that’s not cool. It’s just kind of…sad.

1D for sure made a deal with the devil. I dunno who or where the exorcist they need is. They need a squad like the people working on taking Trump down. Some angry people in the intelligence community. Some bored people at the State department. Some messy people in Congress. Mix with a few scared people in the White House, some over it reporters and an ex MI-6 agent and maybe we could blow the lid off 1D’s shit. Maybe. Like I said before, Simon Cowell is slicker with his bs than Trump. LOL and *sigh*

#babygate 2.0 #sham is so fake #winter gfs 2.0 #cheryl fernandez-versini 

Woah, she went there. Modest is to blame, eh? Despite the fact they have been out of the picture for over a year. And Larries are resigned to a future of Babygates with no end in sight. They’re not even trying to explain it anymore, just resorting to tired Trump analogies.

anonymous asked:

do you have any info on how to get into escorting? I've tried sugaring a bit and honestly it just feels like escorting with extra work, trying to actually act interested/connected with the person isn't really my thing...

For reals tho, this is so true. I think sugaring is great in plenty of ways, especially for people just getting into SW, but escorting (in most cases) means more cash for less time (and energy, and emotional involvement). As for info I have a tag - will include it in this post and accessing it should provide you with what you’re looking for. If there’s anything else def lemme know!

I no longer have the time, energy nor want to associate myself with people who make me feel like my standards are too high. Like I’m asking for too much when I say just be honest and keep it real with me or leave me the fuck alone.

soft emoji asks

💗  - if you could choose, which time period would you live in? why?

🌿  - what place do you wish you where right now? why?

💫  - what’s the feeling of one emotion that you’ve never been able to label?

🌷  - what are some physical traits you are attracted to?

💐  - what are some personality traits you are attracted to?

📺  - describe a picture you’ve had in your head and wanted to take. 

👼🏼  - what is your ideal friend like?

🌙  - are you more nostalgic or foward-looking? or are you neither?

☁️  - what colour does one of your idols remind you of?

💞  - what does love feel like to you?

🍃  - what’s one thing that you regret never saying?

🐰  - what’s one of your favourite childhood memories?

 - what normally happens in your dreams?

☕️  - who makes you feel warm and cozy?

🌟  - who’s a character that you relate a lot to? why?

How Are You?

Casually you’ll ask if I’m okay 

I’ll give the same response 

I give every other time and that’s a shrug 

I never know how I feel 

And why should I know 

It can change really quick

I can be joyful and happy one second 

And the next it can be taken away

Feelings are just temporary 

Perhaps they aren’t real 

Just a figment of everyone’s imagination 

So next time you ask me if I’m okay

I’ll just shrug

because whats the point in knowing

if it can change in a split second

lil ask meme

1. pick one: roses, sunflowers, lavender

2. what animal would you be?

3. what song describes you?

4. fave time to study?

5. art hoe, literature hoe, music hoe, videogames hoe or stationery hoe?

6. pick one: ruby, sapphire, amethyst

7. what question do you get asked too much in real life?

8. pastel or minimalistic?

9. describe your favourite childhood memory

10. favourite smell?

11. how much time do you spent on tumblr?

12. if you could tell every single on this earth one thing, what would it be?

13. how will life look a month from now?

14. dawn or dusk?

15. how do you spend a free day with no obligations? 

16. favourite quote?

17. how do you motivate yourself?

18. what impression do people normally have of you?

19. what books are on your to-read list?

20. favourite playlist?

If you really love God, maybe it’s time to mature in your faith. Maybe it’s time to realize that true love never takes advantage of the other person’s patience and longsuffering. Love doesn’t ask questions like, ‘How much is too much?’ or ‘How far is too far?’ It doesn’t say, ‘Hey, if I walk away and do my own thing for a while, I can always come back.’ Instead, it grieves over the thought of breaking that precious fellowship even for a moment. It sticks close to home and tries to stay clean. Its desire is always to please and honor the beloved.
—  Focus On The Family, Understanding Sexual Sin: Choices (reading plan on YouVersion)

It is wrong to track a person’s whereabouts. It doesn’t matter if they’re a celebrity. IT IS WRONG TO TRACK A PERSON’S WHEREABOUTS AND SHARE IT. It’s stalking. It’s dangerous. You never know who might get ahold of that information and what their intentions might be. With the amount of stalkers Taylor has, I’m still confused as to why people think it’s a good idea to post this information or discuss it with anyone that may ask. Taylor is a real person who has security with her at all times because there is a REAL risk to her life anywhere she goes. There are boundaries, and just because you love her, does not give you the right to breech those boundaries and put her in danger for the sake of your own entertainment. Please remember that before you try and defend yourself or others who participate in this kind of thing. If you love Taylor as much as you claim to, please respect her privacy.

at this point in time i literally cannot see a better person for lena than kara and vice versa. kara would just provide Unwavering support and affection to lena when she needs it most (and know when lena doesnt need that). and lena would just always ask what kara is comfortable with and make sure she’s always always always comfortable and has everything she needs. like tha relationship would be the most honest and open and affectionate relationship ever ! especially once kara tells lena that she’s supergirl like lena wouldnt have to feel terrible about putting kara’s life in danger for just being associated with her. lena now has someone who would Always protect her.

i’m ggeting so emotional about them pls i would give my soul for supercorp to happen ,

Taking a shower with Chris Evans

⚠ NSFW content below ⚠

• Taking showers with Chris when he gets back from the gym is your priority! He’s so adorable when he’s exhausted that you want to hold him.
• Usually, you would sneak inside and surprise him in the shower… which is a great one.
• You both prefer and privilege bath together on dates or lazy Sundays.
• When Chris asks you to take a shower with him, it’s in the morning most of the time. It wakes him up and having you by his sides when he emerges from sleep is all he needs.
• The hot water running down your bodies is a real stress reliever.
• You have different shower puffs and his is blue obviously. That’s his favorite color, after all.
• Chris doesn’t like strong chemical scented body washes or shampoos. It’s very fresh and fruity for him and classic with vanilla or caramel for you.
• When he’s naked like this, you can’t contain yourself and you kiss his tattoos! Their meanings are very beautiful and/or inspiring and honestly, they suit him very well.
• Chris washes your body softly when you are too tired and he secretly loves the way you smile, eyes closed every time his fingers massage your scalp.
  - “Y/N, stop squeezing your eyes shut like this, it feels like you have soap in your eyes.”
  - “There is soap in my eyes! Quick, water!”
  - “Oh, man… I’m so sorry, sweetheart!”
  - “Stop laughing, you dork!”
• Chris loves singing in the shower! He just can’t stop himself!
  - He uses the shower head as a microphone, which makes you laugh all the time, but you end up joining him in his joyful mood, anyway.
• You make fun of him when you turn off the hot water and he lets out a high pitched scream.
• Chris pokes your sides because he enjoys hearing you yelping and laughing. Let’s be honest, he likes tickling you, so this is a good excuse.
• You wash his body as well when he comes back from a set and you secretly love brushing your bare hands with the shower gel on his back. Is there any need to explain why?!
• Sometimes, Chris surprises you when he steps into the shower and wraps his arms around your waist. He begins to kiss your shoulder and every inch of your skin until he finds your earlobe while his curious fingers finally reach some other sensitive spots of your body.
• Shower sex!
  - It’s such a great excuse and peaceful moments for you both, so you want to enjoy this fully.
• Usually, you prefer going down on him in the shower instead of receiving oral pleasure.
  - Once again, just imagine this glorious man: the way his beautiful blue eyes flutter close and his lips go slack, and the moment his hands grip his hair dripping as you make him come in your mouth. It’s worth everything!
• Chris adores backing you up against the glass and taking you just right there. He can’t have enough of this sight where your body is hot with your surface glistening and your hair wet. He finds you so freaking sexy!
• Having your back against his chest while he thrusts and holds your breasts is an inexplicable sensation with the combination of the water and the steamy environment.
• He moans in your ear because he knows how you react. He repeats your name, praising your body until you can’t take more and he makes you come undone. Oh, my God… you can’t even explain how you feel when he does this and whispers all the dirty things you like.
• When you hydrate your skin with your favorite body moisturizer (because water dries it), he admires the way your hands massage the cream into your skin and he just can’t stop himself from staring. That’s his thing!
• From your side, you admire how the drops of water cascades down Chris’ chest to the towel he always wraps very low around his narrow hips.
• He knows exactly what he’s doing, by the way. You don’t mind, though.


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Q: Kills..(*abbreviation of killing stalking in korean) It’s a work that feels like it occurred in the real world many times. It’s also a tiring story that gives me mental breakdowns so I try to imagine ‘This is the actors acting! The actors are giving an excellent performance!‘😀as I enjoy reading the work!😂From the start this story seems like a movie so I can easily be immersed in itㅋㅋ I wanted to ask if a person said “cut!” and the characters stopped acting ㅋㅋㅋ What would the two (*Bum and Sangwoo) characters’ relationship be? A relationship where they apologize and stay awkward after filming a violent scene..?ㅋㅋㅋ Or a friendly relationship? Would they use honorifics (*formal speech) to each other or would Sangwoo use honorifics to Bum? What if it turns out that they are the same age or Sangwoo is older. I think that would be funnyㅋㅋ It would be nice if Bum was older too😂I wonder what you like author (Koogi) I want to hear the official canon.

Koogi: Thank you!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Actually I was laughing a lot! How can you think of the same things as I did! I did indeed think of many stories where they were actors! If they were actors I would like it if Bum was older! I brainstormed a lot of stories but it was so long ago that they might be located in a folder somewhere on my computer? I like it when they are in an awkward relationship and when they are in a friendly relationship. I think the two (different) relationships are very fun!ㅜ

thecouchwitch  asked:

Bungou Stray Dogs is great showing the different kinds of depressed people. You get the constant casually suicidal Dazai and sad anxious Atsushi with his ptsd and Ranpo who can only stay sane by lying to himself, ect. And every characters personality and handling of their depression is starkly different. Even the fatalistic humour is familiar. It isn't the most realistic depiction of mentally ill peopple but it feels more "real" than a lot of serious live action portrayals I've seen.

That’s an interesting perspective… and it makes me slightly sad lmao… Time to make a ton of happy quotes!!

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Blaine Norris (pictured left) and Brian Trimble had a dream. The best friends and coworkers wanted to make a horror movie in the line of The Blair Witch Project, shoot it in the woods with amateur actors and a low budget.

At first things went well, they had their actors and a backer willing to put $18,000 in the project. Blaine was going to direct, and Brian had the camera gear to film. However, after some rather bad first footage, the person with the money decided to back down. To make it worse, Brian’s wife Randi wasn’t too happy with his husband’s involvement in the project and was asking him to back away from it. It was looking like the movie would never get done, and Blaine found himself in big debt.

Then, a real horror story happened. On January 10th, 2003, Brian Trimble called 911 and told them he’s just arrived home to find his wife Randi brutally murdered in their garage. Police encountered a gory crime scene: Randi had been stabbed multiple times and strangled with an extension cord. There was a mess all over the house, and at first look, it seemed like a robbery gone horribly wrong.

But as they looked in more detail, authorities came to the conclusion that the crime scene seemed too staged. And there was something off about Brian too, who was crying but with no tears and hadn’t even tried to touch his wife when he found her. He was an obvious suspect, but he had a strong, confirmed alibi: he’d been having dinner with a friend in a restaurant 40 minutes away from his house at the time of Randi’s murder.

But then, police got a tip from one of Brian’s coworkers, who told them to look at Blaine. And they started looking. They found out that Brian had sent Blaine a link to an online manual of how to commit murder just 8 days before Randi died, and the method seemed very similar to what they had found in that crime scene. They started putting pressure on Brian, until he finally cracked and told them Blaine had indeed killed Randi. The plan was Blaine would hide in the Trimble’s home and while Brian was away to keep his alibi, he would murder Randi and they would split the money from her life insurance.

Blaine entered a guilty plea to take the death penalty off the table, and both men were sentenced to life in prison.

The person who writes books must always be enveloped by a separation from others. That is one kind of solitude. It is the solitude of the author, of writing. To begin with, one must ask oneself what the silence surrounding one is — with practically every step one takes in a house, at every moment of the day, in every kind of light, whether light from outside or from lamps lit in daytime. This real, corporeal solitude becomes the inviolable silence of writing. I’ve never spoken of this to anyone. By the time of my first solitude, I had already discovered that what I had to do was write.
—  Marguerite Duras, Writing 

kobaytakakage  asked:

hey error if you had three wishes and they hade to be about ink what would they be(same goes to ink)

Let’s see, if I had three wishes, I would wish for Ink…
1. to stop puking ink all the time and ruining everyone’s carpets
2. to be an extra inch smaller, just to tick him off and
3. to have a real soul so he won’t have to rely on that strange rainbow mixture anymore. And he can feel on his own. To have real emotions and all. …I don’t care PERSONALLY, it’s just weird! And kinda gross! I mean, he’s basically a zombie on drugs right now?!

Same to me? Okay, let’s see… three wishes I have for Error…
1 - give him much more stable coding so glitchy will be less twitchy
2 - why not change his colors to rainbow? Rainbow Error is the new g/way!
3 - prevent him from crashing anymore because that’s the worst ever. Honestly, just the possibilities that could happen are bad enough!

Studying in real life

Hi folks! If you’ve been following along with some of my asks from tonight, you’ve probably noticed some about how the studyblr community isn’t a real representation of studying, or life, in the real world (shoutout to @piratestudy for being able to put this into words better than I ever could.)

sometimes it’s messy notes and skipping class to do work for another, or turning in an assignment late so that you can spend time with you friends. it can be sitting in the back of class scrolling through instagram because you just can’t handle school today. it’s a lot of all nighters and coffee and junk food and less than beautiful study spaces. it’s not always (or maybe even ever) beautiful notes and being totally prepared and having you’re life together all the time. it’s not all avocado toast and calligraphy. and that’s okay.

so let’s get real.

i challenge you guys to post the real side of studying. post the stories about how you overslept and were late for class. post the pictures of your notes before you redo them. post the no-makeup, two am selfies. post your real life, because it’s happening and it may not be perfect but it’s valid and beautiful and the world needs to see it. let’s change the culture from one where people have to ask if the can still be a studyblr if they don’t have certain supplies, to one where people can scroll through their dash and say, “wow! i do that too!” let’s represent those messy times that studyblrs pretend don’t happen. let’s get real. 

to join the movement, tag your posts with #studyblrs get real

Arbres de Noël

YES IT’S AFTER MIDNIGHT. HAH. FINALLY I CAN POST IT.

Merry Christmas @midnightstarlightwrites I’m your Secret Santa!! (@mlsecretsanta)  :3 You asked for cute and fluff and no angst (lol they give you the wrong person) AND I HAVE DELIVERED. I hope you like it. :)


Adrien was ten years old the first time he had a real Christmas tree.

In years past, the manor staff always erected the same synthetic Christmas tree in the foyer. It was no mere cheap substitute, either, and most people couldn’t tell it was fake just by looking at it. The tree was tall enough that it reached the second floor decorating its branches required stepladders and leaning over railings. Adrien never knew there was a difference between it and the ones he saw in pictures and he never had any reason to be disappointed in it. Like most children, his attention was always on the shiny lights and ornaments and the finely wrapped packages beneath.

He was at Chloe’s one evening in December a few days before Christmas when one of the staff came in to pour water in the tree in her room. (There had been a disagreement with tree decorations this year and her father had resolved it by purchasing a tree for her to decorate how she saw fit in her room.) Adrien was puzzled. Why were they watering the tree? Chloe looked at him like he was nuts and told him that it was so the tree stayed alive. He told her that no one ever watered the tree at his house. When he got home, he asked his mother about it.

“Mama, why doesn’t anyone water our tree?”

“What?”

“Chloe has a tree in her room and a lady came in to water it. She says it keeps the tree alive—and I remember that from one of my books, too. Plants have to be watered or they’ll die. So why doesn’t anyone water our tree?”

“Oh! Because there’s no need to water it. Our tree isn’t real.”

“Not…real?”

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From time to time, sit close to the one you love, hold his or her hand, and ask, ‘Darling, do I understand you enough? Or am I making you suffer? Please tell me so that I can learn to love you properly. I don’t want to make you suffer, and if I do so because of my ignorance, please tell me so that I can love you better, so that you can be happy.“ If you say this in a voice that communicates your real openness to understand, the other person may cry.
That is a good sign, because it means the door of understanding is opening and everything will be possible again.
Maybe a father does not have time or is not brave enough to ask his son such a question. Then the love between them will not be as full as it could be. We need courage to ask these questions, but if we don’t ask, the more we love, the more we may destroy the people we are trying to love. True love needs understanding. With understanding, the one we love will certainly flower.
—  Thich Nhat Hanh, in “Peace Is Every Step: The Path of Mindfulness in Everyday Life”.

if rey isn’t a skywalker (or at least connected to luke in some way) then her entire story arc in tfa points to luke for no reason. that’s awful storytelling. there’s no reason for: 

  • her being left alone on a desert planet that’s basically a copy of tatooine around the same time luke disappeared 
  • “classified? me too, big secret.” this line only works in the sarcastic sense if rey is an actual secret… like she’s actually the hidden daughter of the most powerful person in the galaxy. 
  • rey’s face lighting up when she finds out luke skywalker is real while the shot zooms in just a bit to hint to the audience that there is more to the story. 
  • her leaving jakku to help return a droid to the resistance on the millennium falcon, exactly like luke did. 
  • the fact that every time someone asks who she is it cuts away to create suspense and the audience learns nothing. 
  • the lightsaber calling her to the basement. 
  • her entire vision that shows only scene’s that connect to luke’s past. (including yoda and obi-wan quotes, and a scene from the bespin halls where luke fought vader and his entire life changed)
  • maz speech is worthless. “that lightsaber was luke’s and his father’s before him and now it calls to you?!” 
  • “whoever left you on jakku is never coming back. but there’s someone who still could” “luke?”
  • rey dreaming of luke’s island to sleep at night
  • Witnessing the death of a mentor at the hands of kylo ren (much like luke witnessed obi-wan die at the hands of vader) 
  • The skywalker lightsaber flying past kylo ren, a confirmed skywalker, and into her hands while burning homestead plays in the background. 
  • all the musical cues used
  • hugging leia, even though she has no idea who she is. 
  • R2 waking up right after rey lands on base and just happens to have the rest of the map leading right to luke. 
  • leia sending rey to retrive luke, even though she has been looking for him for years. why would leia send rey if didn’t think she is the one that needed to bring luke back?
  • rey tearing up when she sees luke’s island for the first time
  • luke and rey’s emotional faces at the end of the film. why would they be so emotional if they aren’t related? 
  • and finally; why hire an actress who looks so similar to mark hamill that they look like father/daughter if the film didn’t want them to be in the first place. 

so rey SHOULD be a skywalker for her arc to make sense. feel free to add more i probably missed some.