Imagine if like it turns out that Alfred the cat isn't a neutered tom, but an unspayed female and comes home pregnant. At first, it's like, is the cat getting fat? Then the cat disappears and is found with six little furballs.
hahaha awwww Damian totally starts calling her Alfie instead, and then name the cats after people he likes. So. Anything but Tim. Steph and Cass get preference over Tim or Jason. Clark gets one. Diana and Dinah probably get one. He’s too embarrassed/flustered to name any after Dick or Bruce, though, so he might do middle names or something, to make it less obvious. Or names them after things his two dads like. Justice and…something Dick likes that isn’t cereal, haha.