and it gets better from here on :d

I was tagged by @thats-so-haiven Thanks!

answer 30 questions and tag people you’d like to get to know better!

1. Nicknames? Sabs, sabsies, super sabrina, sabrina galoshes, bina

2. Gender? genderqueer/gendervague…basically a whole bunch of ??? with a heap of “does that even exist?”

3. Star Sign? Taurus

4. Height? 5′6″

5. Time? 5:26pm EST

6. Birthday? May 18th

7. Favorite bands? Marianas Trench

8. Favorite solo artists? Dia Frampton

9. Song stuck in my head? Here Comes a Thought from Steven Universe

10. Last movie you watched? Uh….Harry Potter probably? I’m not sure. I haven’t watched a movie in quite some time. 

11. Last show you watched? Watching Avatar: The Last Airbender right now. Last week we watched Legend of Kora and I maaaaay be special interesting. 

12. When did you create your blog? This blog? 1/12/2016 My original blog was created back in November 2010

13. What do I post? stuff relating to autism, adhd, disability, chronic illness, feminism, and anything else I find of interest (which, lately, has involved a bunch of Steven Universe)

14. Last thing I googled? my little pony movie

15. Do you have any other blogs? I run the blog @autism-asks with a team of mods. we answer questions about autism. 

16. Do you get asks? Pretty regularly 

17. Why did you choose your url? It’s based on a doctor who quote:

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”

18. Following? 788

19. Followers? 2121!!!!! I love all of you so much

20. Favorite colors? Purple, red, and black

21. Average hours of sleep? 4-5

22. Lucky number? 3

23. Instruments? Piano, flute, piccolo, hand bells, guitar, 

24. What am I wearing? A long, soft, black skirt and maroon shirt

25. How many blankets do I sleep with? Two. A soft, fluffy comforter and a heavy comforter

26. Dream job? I would love to be paid for my activism

27. Dream trip? Hm… I really, really want to go back to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter

28. Favorite food? I don’t know… all my tastes have changed recently. 

29. Nationality? American

30. Favorite song right now? Here Comes a Thought- Steven Universe 

I don’t feel like tagging people, so if you want to do it, please do!

Everything seems rather busy here in Gridania, I forget how busy it gets here actually. Word is that there is going to be a good trade in Iron coming up soon, going to have to get prepared for that maybe S'atya and Virven can get to work. A trader from Limsa mentioned something about local vegetables are a big commodity, so I’m going to start helping Vanlow gather some up and get selling there as soon as possible.

Dante stayed at home today resting up still, I’m hoping he’s going to be better soon, I’d rather not have to leave alone again. The time I spent alone in Ishgard reinforced how much I need Dante around these days, he’s a calming presence keeping me focused.

Vanlow had mentioned seeing a good spot for Mun-tuy recently, so we should be going there tomorrow. I haven’t had Mun-tuy in far to long, I need to get some for my own use while I’m at it so many good uses.

G'night Journal

Heat wave

AU in which Newt brought Credence along to look for creatures, and real!Graves is in recovery inside the case. Let everyone be happy today :’D  
This started out as a sketch when the first heatwaves hit and took way too long to finish haha
Art blog: questionartbox 
[Print available!]

So. Life Is Strange. huh.

Like on one hand it’s immediately obvious that this is written by a completely different team with completely different priorities. The original game dealt with sexuality, vaguely and at arm’s length. Beyond The Storm is actually about it. Chloe is unambiguously gay this time. She has gay thoughts and gay feelings and does gay things for gay reasons. 

Deck Nine’s approach and execution here is just fundamentally better than Dontnod’s. It’s a better written game – more charming and more honest. And with the rewind mechanic gone, the narrative design gets to branch out into new interesting places. The backtalk system is fun, the conversations are more intricate and organic, there’s even a whole D&D game-within-a-game. It’s inventive and it shows a lot of craft.

BUT. I feel like the whole thing just can’t escape from the shadow of the first game. We know these characters will end up. Rachel Amber will die. She will be brutally butchered and left to rot in a dump. Chloe will die too, at least according to the clearly signalled “real ending” of the original. The romance, however well Deck Nine executes it, will inexorably lead to a shitty pointless bury-your-gays tragedy.

The sadness of Chloe being abandoned by Max pervades this game: the painfully one-sided text message chain, the journal entries, the way Chloe checks her mailbox every day for letters that we know will never come. If the events of Life Is Strange had “really happened” then all this would eventually be resolved by Max returning and rebuilding the relationship. But we know Chloe’s true fate: it’s to be shot to death in a bathroom, to die alone and unloved, to never know Max was sorry, to never be able to express her feelings and have them reciprocated, to never know what happened to Rachel, to never even believe that she deserved to be alive. It’s a fucking terrible and bleak end for that character, and every honest human moment in the prequel just makes it feel cheaper and emptier and more cruel.

There was a sucking empathy void at the heart of the original Life Is Strange, one that ultimately consumed everything good about that story. I hope it doesn’t consume this one as well.

David: *winning an award* Ohmygosh, okay, okay, um- *clutching award to his chest* I’D LIKE TO THANK MY SON MAX AND MY WONDERFUL FRIEND GWEN AND ALL OF CAMP CAMPBELL FOR THIS AWARD AND MAX COME ON UP HERE TO SAY A FEW WORDS PLEASE


Max: *shrugs*


Audience: *applauds*


Max: *gets onto the stage, grabs the microphone off of the stand and looks at David from the corner of his eye* *clears throat*


Max: I wanna make one thing clear.


Max: I am not his son.


Max: *drops microphone*


David:


Gwen: Well, that could’ve gone better.

Bundle of Joy - Part One

Originally posted by yourlipbalm

Fandom: Marvel 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Single Parent!Reader 

Summery: While out for a morning run Bucky comes across the Reader who’s having trouble calming their baby girl and he comes to their rescue. 

Warnings: Attempted fluff and baby.



If there was one thing everyone knew about your baby girl it was that she wasn’t a baby to be put down, not even for a moment, not even when she was fast asleep. It’s not like anyone really wanted to put her down, though. There was no bonnier babe when she was being held. She’d gargle, smile and play the perfect ‘bundle of joy’ when in someone’s- anyone’s - arms. However, once that skin to skin warmth and subtle movement was gone she’d let out a horrific wail that made the neighbours come running - surely with a scream like that something had to be wrong. 

 It was rare when she’d start crying against your chest, wrapped up in the sling you had bought online merely two months after her birth, but there she was waving her tiny fists as you tried to soothe her on the park bench. She squirmed around in your arms like some large chubby eel as huge tears pooled in her eyes and rolled down her rosy cheeks.

“Hey,” You cooed, letting her take hold of your index finger. “Hey, it’s okay, baby. You’re okay.“ 

 Her large eyes opened at your calming voice, frantically looking up at your face as she continued her screeching. Leaning down you planted a kiss on her forehead and another on each of her cheeks, but nothing you did seemed to calm her. 

 "You’re okay.” You tried again.

Gritting your teeth, you looked out across the river as you rocked her in your arms, hoping that her tantrum would end soon so you could walk home without her carrying on in your arms. Perhaps when she was finished screaming she’d be tired enough to sleep and give you back the few hours of sleep she had robbed you of last night. You were sure you looked tired; with zombie-like reaction time and large raccoon-like bags under your slightly bloodshot eyes.

 "Hey, you alright?“ 

Jumping slightly, you turned around to face the man who had addressed you.

He saw the shock register on your face before you could hide it.

“Uh - yeah.” You said quickly, glancing down at you daughter in the hope that the presence of a good looking stranger would calm her. A small smile played on this strangers lips as you twisted around in you seat to properly face him, taking in his full appearance. He had long brown hair, which was thick and lustrous and gathered in an untidy bun, strands of it falling out and framing his perfectly chiseled jaw. His face was strong and defined, featured from granite. He also had dark brows, which were angled upwards in a kind, concerned expression. 

The stranger moved around the bench to stand in front of you, giving you a better view of his muscular body, which seemed to have been forced into a white tank (that must have been at least one size too small) and casual sweatpants. As your eyes gave him a once over, you couldn’t help but linger over his left arm. Where a usual arm of flesh and bone would normally be, there was instead a bionic arm that looked like it had come straight out of one of the sci fi films you had on your shelf back home.

“I’m Bucky,” He said, stepping forward and offering you his right hand to shake. “Bucky Barnes.“ 

Without moving from your seat, you rested your screaming babe in the nook of your left arm, gently releasing your finger from her grip and taking hold of Bucky’s outstretched hand, giving it a firm shake. 

 ”(Y/N).“ 

 Bucky flashed you a dazzling smile before his eyes dropped down to your daughter. 

“Hello sweetness.” He hummed. 

 She still hadn’t stopped crying, but her red face didn’t seem to put Bucky off at all. Quite the opposite, it seemed. The perfectly sculpted man before you moved to your side and waved at her, the metal of his arm reflecting the light of the sun and capturing your daughters attention and putting a sudden stop to her crying.

 "Can I?“ 

In complete shock at her sudden change of mood, you happy nodded in agreement and gently scooped her up and into Bucky’s arms as he took the seat next to you. She looked even smaller than she already was in his embrace. Her golden cheek was pressed up against his chest and her eyes followed the glint of his bionic arm, her hands reaching out from under her blanket to touch it.

Bucky gasped, a look for pure bliss coming across his face. “Hello, little one.” He said, his voice barely above a whisper. “Aren’t you a doll.“ 

You weren’t listening to what he was saying - far to busy admiring the way the two of them were looking at one another. Bucky, with his eyes wide and his arms held securely around your child as if she could break as easily as a bubble, and your babe, completely mystified and as quiet as a mouse. 

"She likes you.” You smiled, meeting Bucky’s gaze as he looked over at you, his own smile widening. He looked as if he was about ready to cry. 

“I think she likes my arm more.” He laughed. At his words, your daughter looked up at his face and giggled. The sound was like bells compared to the nonstop wails from earlier. You and Bucky awed at the sight of her toothless grin and the way she gazed up at him with her big eyes as she squirmed around in his arms as to get even closer to him than she already was. 

 "I’m sure you have places to be, little one.“ Bucky cooed, tapping her on the nose. "I’d better leave you and your mommy to get on with your day." 

Still grinning from ear to ear, Bucky held your daughter out to you.

"Oh!” You exclaimed, breaking out of your little trance and taking her back from him. 

 Once she was happily wrapped up in the sling across your chest, you and Bucky both got up from the park bench and awkwardly exchanged goodbyes. 

“D - do you often walk around here?” Asked Bucky. “I’d love to bump into you again." 

You smiled up at him and felt your heart flutter.

"Yeah, actually.” You said, your hand reaching up to gingerly massage your shoulder. “See you around?" 

Bucky smiled shyly. "See you around.”

And with that he was off, jogging down the sidewalk and out of sight. Your entire body tingled as you watched him leave, and a deep blush coated your cheeks. 

Here’s hoping you’d see him again.

Part Two

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@wordsdrippinginink ‘s Comic Au inspired me to doodle up some superhero designs, as I am weak to costume design as some of you may have noticed.

Most of Ace/Firestarter’s costume centered on the skull part of his hat with a few additions here and there for a demon them. Sabo/Dragonclaw got the casual clothes hero costume, to better blend in and with the little personal touch of his goggles.

Marco. Oh Marco. Pretty much figured he would be a disaster from the get go and then I was inspired by Discowing. These are the results. You are no longer allowed to dress yourself. I hope your modern redesign is better!

Malec Fic Rec

*** So we’re around a month into the break from Shadowhunters and I’m already not surviving very well, so what better way to make up for that then reading fanfics? I’ve been hoarding fics on my phone for a while now and here’s the first lot that I thought i’d share ***

Strange Love by arandomfan91 46.6k

Alec is in love with Magnus. Magnus needs Alec to be his fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

Pillow Talk by lacheses 26.5k

Alec Lightwood falls in love, one nap at a time.

Invictus by Lecrit 30.2k

“You should get a tattoo.”

Alec firmly believed in coincidences, in the serendipity that could bring the hazards of life, but even he could admit that sometimes, things seemed to happen for a reason. He was too much of a pragmatic person to truly believe in fate and destiny.

So even when Jace blurted those words at him as he stumbled into his shop, they remained abstract concepts to him, no matter how it nudged at the back of his mind.

Hath no Fury by SilverMirror12 4.8k

“Magnus—” Clary looked back up, and immediately wished she hadn’t. The cold, ancient fury that was rapidly settling into his skin made her flinch instinctively. She waited for a light bulb to break, or the floor to start trembling, but nothing happened. Magnus had a tight rein on his magic, and that frightened Clary more than any outburst. She was abruptly reminded of how warlocks were born.

To Endure by thisissirius 7.3k

“I can’t watch you die again,” Alec blurts out. He rubs his hands against his knees, looks up at Magnus through his lashes. “I don’t want to do this anymore.”

A time loop threatens to confine alec to a lifetime of losing magnus.

After Dark by theprophetlemonade 14.5k

Ten incidents of Alexander Lightwood sharing a bed with someone else. (Mainly Magnus.)

Alec Lightwood’s Drunken Adventures by Lecrit 21k

A series of works based upon drunk!alec.

Coffee Shop Dalliance by AlxSteele 4.9k

Everyone who worked at and frequented J&L Coffee knew two things for sure. The first was that Simon under no circumstances should be allowed anywhere near the expensive coffee machines unless they wanted to destroy the coffee shop. The second was that the beautiful glittery man that sat in the front corner of the shop every day sketching and the dark-haired boy who sat in the back corner reading (and happened to be Isabelle the barista’s brother) were made for each other.

Also known as: the one where Magnus and Alec have been pining over each other across a crowded coffee shop for eight months and Isabelle is tired of it.

This could be the start by beautifulbane 41k

Alec Lightwood’s senior year had been going perfectly. He’d just finished a successful season as his school’s quarterback, was still going strong with his longtime girlfriend, head-cheerleader Lydia Branwell, and his grades remained straight A’s — that was until he realized he needed a theatre credit to graduate.

Forced to join his school’s drama club and audition for a part in their upcoming play, Alec meets Magnus Bane. Free-spirited, openly bisexual, and extreme theatre geek Magnus Bane.

Even though the two immediately clash, Magnus helps Alec realize things about himself that he’d been keeping long hidden: from both himself and the people around him.

Hold on to me by softlightwood 3.9k

 "What happened?“ Alec asks, and he very suddenly notices the three huge tears in the fabric over Magnus’ torso. The shirt isn’t being held together by much and this at least allows him to tear it off swiftly, finding gauges made clearly by claws. "Is this the worst of it? Are you hurt anywhere else?”

“I think I may have sprained my ankle” Magnus answers thoughtfully. “And my pride. But that’s the main source of the problem, I imagine”

Sleeping Beauty by vulturemonem 2.2k

Magnus’ bed looked so nice and warm and comforting, and Raziel, it smelt like Magnus, all over, and Alec wanted to bury himself in it and never leave. Even his pillow smelt of Magnus’ shampoo.

***

When Alec gets home from a mission absolutely exhausted, all he wants to do is get home and cuddle with his boyfriend.

I don’t think we’ve been formally introduced by Amifall, Rahar_Moonfire 70k

Magnus felt exhausted. He was panting, trying hard to catch his breath. Turning his head to look at the man next to him and was met with glowing hazels. If he hadn’t been here himself he’d not believe what had happened. He’d learned that Alexander wasn’t keen on talking about his thoughts and feelings, that Alexander showed his feelings through actions. And Magnus had to admit, Alexander had some serious action going on.

Never Better by satonawall 3.6k

Three times Alec offers to give Magnus a backrub + one time Magnus asks for one.

So Bright by lemonoclefox 17.5k

Alec has come out, but that doesn’t stop his parents from their continuous attempts to set him up with a nice shadowhunter girl. So, what better way to finally get them off his back, than to say he has a boyfriend? Problem solved. Except they now apparently want to meet this guy, who doesn’t exist. Thankfully, Magnus Bane – who encouraged Alec to come out in the first place, and whose silent crush on Alec is just as bad as Alec’s crush on him – is more than happy to help. Even if the night doesn’t end up going entirely as planned.

4

Here it is, FIXED HUGS HEADCANON SET

I have posted this set before, but i did some mistakes, and i decide to fix it. First of all, I have tried to fix Lance’s skin colour, wich was wrong in first version of this set (i hope this is better q^q sorry please for this mistake), and also i have fixed some details in other arts in set. So, I hope this post is better UuU

and so, here is information about this set. I will just copy my text from first version of this post. So, here it is:

HUGS HEADCANON TIME!!!

I have saw headcanon about Hunk, wich is about him supporting members of team. And headcanon about Hunk’s hugs with Shiro and headcanon about cookies for Pidge from him and I am be like HMMM!!!!! So here it is, 

multi-headcanon about that kind of hugs everyone in team gets from our cinnamon roll then they need it

Big “Who wants space peanut cookies?” hugs for Pidge

Warm “We will do something with your nightmares. Come here” hugs for Shiro

Silent “I can just sit here with you if it will make you feel better” hugs for Keith

Trust “Tell me about your problems, i will listen you” hugs for Lance

p.s. thanks people in tumblr for headcanons wich are inspired me! As i remember they were @captainsbones and @yarrayora and i cant find that post with cookies for Pidge headcanon so i dont have the athor D”””: …and if i did something wrong please tell me, its just my first expierience with headcanons, au and other things like that so i dont understand how it works :D 

patrick’s URL graphics

i have not been feeling very creative or inspired by the 20 unfinished edits i have saved on my computer, so I have decided to do some url graphics get me creating again.

here are my basic rules
- must follow me
- reblog this post right here
- can be from any fandom, but i’d prefer to do music-centric things!
- explain what your url means in the tags if it isn’t obvious
- i’ll choose the urls that inspire me the most!

i promise the edit is going to be good lol i’ve gotten way better during my hiatus from photoshop and i’m so excited to get back on it now that i’ve improved!

this is a remade blog so i do not have many examples of edits on this one, but click here for about 1% of the things i’ve made.

anonymous asked:

Don't get me wrong, I like you, but the fact that you say you're not worthy, don't know how to draw and that you don't deserve all of the love we give to you is upsetting because that's definitely not true. I wish you could stop that negative behavior you have and start being more grateful of your skills and the support we all give to you. Again, nothing against you, but people acting like that is one of my pet peeves

Don’t get me wrong, anon!! It’s not hate I’m giving to myself! In fact, I kinda like myself quite a bit and I don’t mind what other people might say about me.

I’m just being realistic.

True, I definitely know how to draw and I reach average levels. My comic is interesting, kinda, and I like it more than you guys do [or I would’ve stopped drawing it lol I do this because I love it].

But there are other artists who draw way better than I do, and I’m just saying they need more recognition than I do. My stuff is good, but not good enough for the level I want. Of course, regarding the dub, I just want other series to be in the spotlight [mainly cuz I’m a trashy fangirl, I swoon over lots of things, help me], but also because they’re more original than this comic of mine [ripoff of an AU that’s not even originally mine, anyone?], so it’s only fair that others get more attention first uvu


Did that make any sense? No real self-hate here. My garbage is good garbage ;D

OTP Prompts #11

Theme: Miscellaneous


1.

A: “Wait! What if we get caught?”

B: “Even better.”


2.

A: “You’re going to get us killed.”

B: “Aw, c’mon. This isn’t anywhere even near dangerous.”

A: “I’m sorry–wandering into an abandoned radioactive containment facility isn’t dangerous to you?” 


3.

A: “I think it makes more sense this way.”

B: “No–no. See here? The arrow’s supposed to be pointing up.”

A: “I told you we shouldn’t have bought furniture from Ikea. Didn’t I tell you this is what would happen?”

B: “It’s just a table! How was I supposed to know it’d be so fucking complicated?”


4.

A: “I’m sorry I’m so complicated.”

B: “Honey, I wouldn’t have you any other way.”


5.

A: “Holy shit, is this really what life is normally like for you?”

B: “Yep. And this isn’t even the worst of it.”

A: “How the hell do you guys do this?”

B: “Lots of alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.”


6.

A: “Medicine is weird.”

B: “What?”

A: “Medicine. Like … all it is are chemicals packed together to affect our systems.”

B: “. . . Are you high?”

A: “. . . Maybe.”


7.

A: “I hate this, it hurts.”

B: “I know, I know. It’ll be over before you know it. Just hold still.”

A: “Oh, right. Because I can totally move with this gigantic hole in my side.”

B: “Someone’s being testy today.”

A: “I was just stabbed, you asshat! You’d be testy too!”

8.

A: “Weed makes everything better.”

B: “You know it can’t solve all  your problems, right?”

A: “Well, it doesn’t hurt to try.”


9.

A: “You’re a serious badass sometimes, you know that?”

B: “Why thank you, I’ve been practicing.”

A: “How do you practice being a badass?”

B: “Old school action movies.”


10.

A: “You know, for someone with such incredible powers, you sure are afraid of a lot.”

B: “I didn’t have these powers all my life, you know. I was human once. And that’s what being human does to you–it makes you afraid.”

A: “Do you wish you could take it back?”

B: “Sometimes. But I’m different now–I don’t know.”

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4th Anniversary Predictions

Highly bitter and sarcastic yet not entirely unsurprising predictions:

  • 26 familiars that flood the market so damn fast they remain vendor trash even 10 years in the future
  • NEW AND IMPROVED JIGSAW PUZZLE - NOW IN 3D
  • hey guys we heard you’re sick of all the cool genes and apparel being gem purchases, so here: have some gem marketplace genes and apparel. for a limited time!!!
  • Another fuckin vista
  • The header changes. The mirror is no longer bleping. People are pissed
  • YOU HAD LOGA AND AGOL, NOW GET READY FOR: GOLA.
  • “Here guys! This is your ONLY CHANCE to embrace this ONE SINGLE EVENT that will NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN but don’t worry every single item will be available next year but no one’s gonna tell you that
  • The Tri-Gene scatterscroll. Basic is included. Good luck fuckers
  • A new breed. It’s gem only. It’s awful. We’re so tired. We’re so broke.
  • YOU CAN NOW GATHER UP TO LEVEL 40
  • the Brand New Element: Gray. The flight that’s all mixed colors together. But, it can’t be black, because black soulless eyes are too edgy and will draw away the children on a site that has a 13 year old age limit

Legitimate 4th anniversary predictions that people actually want:

  • Genuine NPC run markets in each realm that sell local food items and apparel and other element-appropriate things
  • INTERACTIVE REALMS (think Neopets)
  • Seriously give us interactive realms I don’t even care if they suck ass or not just GIVE US SOMETHING SO WE CAN ENJOY THE “WORLD” OF SORNIETH, IT’S JUST THIS EMPTY HUSK RIGHT NOW
  • A D V E N T U R E  M O D E
  • unfortunately it’ll be a new coli venue or some shit but whatever
  • A better, larger, wider, and better scripted bio format so we can MAKE BIOS that look nice without resorting to microscopic text just so the page doesn’t scroll from here to fuckin 6 feet under
  • MOBILE SITE
  • item fetching quests that progressively get harder until you fail then start over but each time you complete it you get better rewards. Items are junk you can buy from other users. Items are always random but increase in value over time. it’s SOMETHING TO DO that ISN’T A GAME

What will absolutely happen no matter what:

  • a pat on the shoulder. thanks for playing our hellsite. see you next year
PSA

If you don’t like Cophine/Delphine content, block now or forever hold your peace. Fans have waited years for a romantic scene with their wlw faves and they WILL be celebrating it. Loudly. Just as they should be, as Masbro have been, and as OB social has been expecting (baiting) fans to. So if Clone Club joy and deafening fangirl/fanboy squees trigger you, block away. I promise no feelings will be hurt, no offense will be taken, and it will be better for all of us in the end. Personally, I’ll be tagging my celebrations (and analysis) with “Cophinemas” tonight. In case you want to get your blacklist on. 

This has been a message from your friendly neighborhood Cophine fan (or “Ebro worshipper” or “Cophine fetishist” or whatever we’re *lovingly* being called these days). Thank you and bless. 

Bad Behavior

Requested by an Anon:I love your work 😊 can you do one where reader is Scottish. Reader curses in Gaelic and everyone looks at her like she she had lost her mind while Chibs bursts into a fit of laughter because he’s the only one who understands it.

AN: I got my filthy Gaelic from  this website:  https://www.buzzfeed.com/ninaglencross/fanaidh-balaichean?utm_term=.im5xJr4ed#.cw2qQ9DOG

Tig was relentless in his attempts at trying to get into my pants, he’d been trying from the moment I showed up here. I wasn’t the newest croweater at the clubhouse, I didn’t even dress like them.

I worked in the office full time at TM, and part-time as a bartender in the clubhouse, I was paying my way through school, I figured it was better late then never. 

“Hey baby, I’d like to slip into something more comfortable like you!” Tig raised his eyebrows smiling at me.

I’d had enough, I whirled on him, my temper snapped. “Pòg mo thòin! Falbh d`airich fhèin, gòrach pìos de cac!” (Kiss my arse! Go fuck yourself. stupid piece of shit!)

I was louder then what I intended, all eyes were on my. I heard a full on laugh, looking up, I see Chibs, wiping the tears from his eyes. I covered my mouth with my hands.

Everyone was staring at me, like I’d lost my mind, and was speaking gibberish. I grabbed a bottle of water and stormed out of the clubhouse. I climbed up on top of the picnic table, trying to calm my nerves.

I had a feeling in the pit of my stomach, that I was going to lose my job. I’d just gone off on the VP of the club.  Ten minutes later the door opened, Chibs came out carrying two beers.

He handed on to me, before sitting next to me. “Where did you learn such color Gaelic?” He smiled at me.

“My parents moved here, when my Ma was pregnant with me. They were from Leith. I would go back and visit my grandparents in the summers.” I smiled at him. “My grandfathers taught me Gaelic, granted most of it was stuff that got my mouth washed out with soap.”

Chibs started to laugh. “I have to warn you, Tig thought that you accepted his offer.”

I dropped my head into my hands. “Great, just what I need!” I let out a sigh. “I can’t afford to lose this job…”

“Why would you lose this job?” His dark eyes gazed at me.

“I don’t know, I yelled at the VP and told him off.” 

He wrapped his arm around my shoulder pulling me close. “Tig sometimes goes too far, you were standing up for yourself.  We all know you aren’t a croweater.”

“Thanks. Did you translate?”

He grinned at me and winked. “I may have translated it as Kiss my ass, you prick. If you ask or insult me again, I will set your cock on fire, cut it off and feed it to the pigs!

“That’s really…” I started laughing.

“Come back in love, none of the guys will bother you.”

He pulled me off the table. “Thank  you again.”

Chibs smiled at me. “Bidh thu a ‘dol a-mach gu dinnear maille rium?” (Will you go out to dinner with me?)

I turned around to smile at him. “Saturday night at Seven, works for me.”

“I thought you only knew dirty Gaelic.”

I smiled at him. “My grams taught me the nicer things!”  I walked into the clubhouse leaving him standing outside.

THE END







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anonymous asked:

Do you know any fics were Remus is more sexually experienced than Sirius? The longer they are the better!! Thank you!

Hi there, thank you for the ask! We don’t often see Remus as the more experienced one, but here are a few that I really like. I hope you enjoy them as well! (Listed from shortest to longest.)

Frigid and Tongue-Tied by @shaggydogstail​ are PWP featuring a more experienced Remus showing Sirius the, er, ropes. (post-Hogwarts era)

Too Hot To Handle by @remywrites5​ has a jealous Sirius getting upset when he realizes Remus is not quite the virgin he’d assumed. (Hogwarts era)

The Joy Of Not-Sex by @wereflamingo​ has ace/aro-spec Sirius and highly sexual Remus figuring out their relationship together. (Hogwarts era)

Stay Soft But Don’t Be Gentle by @lesbiansirius​ follows Sirius in his quest to get laid in the name of writing research, with some selfless help from Remus. (modern muggle AU)

Ready For The Storm by @pommedeplume​ has lighthouse attendant Sirius rescuing a lost-at-sea Remus. (modern muggle AU with a dash of magic)

A Safe Place by @remuslives23 features a Sirius who’s got plenty of experience with women, but none with men. Meeting Remus changes all that, naturally. (magical AU)

Highland Fling by @picascribit has American Sirius meeting (and falling for) Remus on holiday in Scotland. (modern muggle AU)

Learning How To Fall Properly by fivepips has demi Sirius falling for the new kid in town, Remus, and follows their relationship over the span of many years. (modern muggle AU)

Alt Ed by me follows Sirius meeting Remus outside of Hogwarts and forging a relationship based on pranking and punk. (cannon divergent magical AU)

Palo Alto by me has ace Sirius stewing over his feelings for Remus while the marauders screw around in Silicon Valley. (modern muggle AU)

I can’t really picture Magnus doing much for his appearance except upkeep on those wonderful sideburns, but I also feel like he’d be down for anyone else playing with it.

-He lets the twins experiment one cycle and ends up with pink and green hair until the reset, much to the delight of all three. (it clashes terribly with his auburn sideburns, but that only makes it better)

-The crew can tell when Merle was drunk cause Mags gets flowers in his sideburns. Usually home-plane plants, but Merle’s favorites from other planes start sneaking in over the century as planes blur together. 

-He tends to sit on the floor, so when the crew just needs something to do with their hands, he is often within easy reach. His head ends up covered in braids during stressful waiting times. The gentle tugging is relaxing. 

-Lucretia paints his face on sleepy days or when they need to impress kids. She has permanent permission, so sometimes she’ll paint anything from a full face of makeup, to a landscape with his nose as a mountain, to faces and scenes from home while he naps.

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[hanahaki disease au, where when you suffer from an unrequited love, you cough up flower petals.]

this is my first ever time writing for archie andrews from riverdale. i hope this goes well [♥]

if you want more riverdale imagines, let me know in an ask haha bc I have no idea how you readers would feel about this story

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warnings: angst with slight fluff

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noddytheornithopod  asked:

An odd thing I've noticed is a lot of people suddenly claiming that the way Lapis is written is inconsistent and doesn't really have a defined character, and I was wondering, why do you think people feel this way? Is it just looking at the surface of her character, or could there be valid arguments from them?

I feel like my reaction to this has two sides here, and one of them is kinda bitter so bear with me

Side 1: the legitimate

Lapis is a multifaceted character and in some ways a misleading one. At her most bitter, hurt, and vindictive, she still spent the day making fart jokes with Steven. The thing about Lapis is that she’s both a very good actor, and in some ways, her emotions tend to surge and move very rapidly. If she’s in a good mood, that shows, and she comes across light and approachable and amiable for the most part. 

If she’s in a bad mood, then she comes across a bit like a fairytale witch who has arrived to curse your newborn and burn your castle down.

This is part of why I see a parallel between Lapis and Ruby- it’s that sense of very fast-moving emotions that tend to vent without too much in the way of a filter. If Lapis is trying to play subterfuge, her response is to more or less package off and try to avoid the entire feeling- better yet, just don’t bring the thing up at all, or acknowledge it even when it’s what everyone around you is talking about.

So yeah, it can be hard to get a single decisive read on Lapis because she’s someone who has a lot of feelings and they can shift very suddenly (see, Lapis in Mirror Gem, where she goes from “you actually talked to me! You helped me! :D” to practically chanting about ancient sins and ready to personally destroy the Crystal Gems in less than five seconds)

Side 2: buckle your pants, kids, because Clockie’s here and I’ve been bitter about this about as long as I’ve been in this fandom

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