and it did look pretty i'll give him that

pumpkinstealer  asked:

The ones I've been finding are cheesey and all but not incredibly funny. :c

Aye. Try, ‘that outfit looks good on you. Bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor’ 

‘You know, I’ve always wanted to see how an angel hides it’s wings. Mind if you show me?’

'I lost my number, mind if I borrow yours?’

‘Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.’

Just hand him this. 

'Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back’

'I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Mind if I interview you?’

'Are you a beaver? 'cause damn.’

'Would you grab my arm? Then I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel’

'Are you a bank? Because you generate my interest’

'Are you an endoplasmic reticulum because I’m going to go rough with you tonight’

'I’d tap you like I tap flappy bird. Over and over again’

'Flappy Bird isn’t the only thing I’ll be tapping tonight’

alternatively, ‘the poles in flappy bird aren’t the only things I’ll be banging tonight’

I didn’t make most of these though