A lot of Weird Shit™ happened at work yesterday.
1. I have a lady a quarter back in change. She looked at it with disgust and disappointment, and demanded i give her a new one.
2. Area Latino men are confused when I say I am not Latina (I’m a light skinned black person)
3. A nurse from the clinic next door came in for soda and candy. Her total was $6.66. I giggled. She did not.
4. I met two (2) lesbian couples and it made my little gay heart so happy.
5. My co-worker told me the reason people are republican is because they don’t drink enough water. I believe it.