and is really creepy kinda sorry guys

Soulmate!Joshua

Requests: 
-Hi I found a few of your soul mate aus and I was wondering if you had one for joshua/ would make one for him. Thanks~
-Can you please do a Soulmate!AU for Joshua? 
-Hi there! Could you pleeeease do a Joshua version of the soulmate!au? I absolutely adore them!!! Thank you for your hard work!!! ♡

Note: you guys must really want this au since there were three requests lol 

  • As a kid your parents always had you cover up your soulmate tattoo
  • and tbh they were right because it said “Oh shit sorry that’s yours, I’m sorry, I mean holy crap”
  • bad words -> you gotta cover up that tat my kid even if it has an apology in it
  • you always wondered when it would happen tbh because it was a  pretty general sentence
  • but let’s get to the moment of truth
  • you were at a restaurant with your family enjoying the food and you felt so out of place
  • because your parents had just picked you up from your part-time job so you were still wearing your work outfit
  • which very boldly stated your first name on the front AND BACK
  • besides the huge logo of course
  • luckily you kind of disappeared in the background because this group of like 15 teens was making a fuss on getting a table for all of them
  • and with that many ppl you can expect they’re pretty loud
  • you felt oddly left out, as if you were supposed to be with them as a group
  • and there you were at a family dinner because nobody wanted to cook today
  • and they all seemed to be having so much fun
  • you heard some immature jokes and couldn’t help but suppress a smile now and then, you were pretty jealous of their friendship
  • also surprised how such a large groups could all be friends
  • you just ate your food that had a slightly more bitter taste than other times…
  • you did see this one guy glacing at you sometimes, he always looked at your shirt though so you figured it’s because 1) he thought you looked strange 2) he recognised you from where you worked 3) he was trying to figure out where you worked because he vaguely recognised it
  • but you finished your food as well as everyone else at your table
  • everyone knew you shouldn’t eat any desserts at that place because yeah they weren’t really 5-star desserts
  • so you asked if you could stop by this amazing ice cream shop not far from the restaurant
  • your parents were feeling generous so they agreed
  • what you thought was extremely creepy tho was that after a few minutes that same huge group went into that very ice cream parlour 
  • this dude that had been looking at you had to order for everyone it seemed
  • Not everyone wanted something apparently because he didn’t order that much, but holy shit
  • his voice was heaven
  • the man behind the counter said an order was ready you were the slave of your family so you had to go get everything
  • but this guy just got up and took your ice???
  • he was about to go to his table when he noticed that apparently this wasn’t his order
  • “Oh shit sorry that’s yours, I’m sorry, I mean holy crap”
  • “Oh my god you’re my soulmate… Hi I’m Y/n and it’s okay really”
  • he smiled saying “I knew it! I… yeah I kinda followed you because of your name tag and thank god i did! Even tho it was maybe a bit… creepy yeah…”
  • you were ecstatic about finally meeting your soulmate but you just had to say something
  • “I’m like very happy and stuff but my ice cream is melting and I kinda wanna eat it…”
  • he burst out laughing and you couldn’t blame him tbh thinking about food when you’ve found your soulmate
  • he explained his friends and you explained your parents
  • so eventually he came sit at your table and you also got to meet his friends afterwards
  • eventually you didn’t have to be jealous of their friendship because you got into their friendgroup too


Masterlist

it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters

part 1

  • “I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”
  • “Why do these people like you guys so much?” 
  • “Is he jo..? Is that..? Are you.. joking?”
  • “You’re making an asshole out of yourself.”
  • “I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.”
  • “Pff…sucks for me.”
  • “Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?”
  • “Oh my God! I will…I will smash your face into- into a jelly!”
  • “We could get into a lot of trouble for this.”
  • “We would get a bunch of forties from a homeless guy and we would go sit in some park.”
  • “Every time some guy talks to you that you like, you get so nervous that you drink yourself into oblivion.”
  • “No, I don’t like where this is headed.”
  • “Okay, you know what dude you gotta stop.”
  • “Well, I’m a bad guy then!”
  • “You are a bad guy! You lied to us!”
  • “I shot you in your head! I am so sorry!”
  • “Yeah… still wish you hadn’t shot me.”
  • “No, look, I’m not talking about killing the guy. I’m just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.”
  • “I have a little bit of a problem with old people…I find them kinda creepy…and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It’s their hands really, you can see right through ‘em and all their inside business.”
  • “You jackholes are securing your places in heck.”
  • “We’ve thought about it. We’re willing to roll the dice.”
  • “So in a way, my life is ruined.”
  • “Uh, in the meantime, I’m gonna go in the back office and cry, and cry, and cry, and drink for a while.”
  • “Emotional release, another giant step forward.”
  • “You’re goin’ to heck, dude.”
hanging out with dan and phil at playlist

So I’m not really sure how tumblr works but I had to share my Playlist Live experiences with Dan and Phil. I first saw them on their main stage performance on Saturday then they did a panel later that day. I met Phil’s brother that day as well at the Dan and Phil Shop booth he was so so nice. I got myself into their meetup on Sunday and all my dreams came alive. I then ran into Dan and Phil at Universal Sunday night and I talked to Cat a little while they were standing right there and they smiled and waved at me. THEN on Tuesday, I was still stuck in Florida because of all the snow back home and I weirdly knew that they were still in the hotel. My mom and I were just wandering the hotel because it was finally not infested with screaming fangirls and I LITERALLY ran smack into them as they were coming down from their room. I stopped and talked to them about playlist and how I was stuck there because of the snow. I found them later on by the pool bar and I sat down next to them with my mom and I talked to Phil about video editing since that’s what I’m going into for school and I had questions. They were both kinda busy on their laptops, Phil was answering emails and I’m pretty sure Dan was editing that “Vloggers vs. The Internet” video for Radio1 but they took the time to talk to me a little bit and it was just really nice and more personal than their meetup. I left them alone mostly because I didn’t want to seem like a crazy fangirl. I sat there next to them for about an hour before they got up to head to the airport and as they left they wished me a safe journey home and good luck with my video editing in school. I didn’t ask for a picture because I was kinda scared and I didn’t want to bother them. Sorry guys. And yes, they are as awkward in person as they claim but it’s awesome and they are just the most genuinely sweet and adorable people you will ever meet and I can’t wait to meet them again :)

OKAY WAIT BUT THE MESSED UP AUDIO

In Sean’s recent play through of OLLY OLLY OXENFREEEEEE (hehe sorry) the audio was kinda weird because his mic or something hiccuped. BUT BUT BUUUT it kinda goes with the game yanno? He sounds like HE’S coming through a radio, cutting in and out and sometime’s clearer than others!! It’s like super cool sounding and also kinda creepy but it works! SO HONESTLY IT DOESN’T TAKE AWAY FROM THE GAMEPLAY, IT ADDS TO THE EXPERIENCE! Haha sorry just really excited, must’ve been those EPIPHANY fields ;))

@therealjacksepticeye

I want to make a movie with a really typical teen movie setup, the female protagonist is pining over the hot guy and she has a shy, geeky guy friend with a big, obvious, kinda creepy crush on her, and it goes just as you’d expect for the first like 20 minutes, it seems like another cliche teen movie, you know exactly what’s gonna happen. But then the guy friend tells her he loves her less than halfway through the movie, and instead of her immediately reciprocating and them ending up together, she says “Yeah, I know. Sorry, but I’m not attracted to you.” Then he throws a bitch fit about how how the other guy is a stupid alpha male and only he can save her, and how he’s done everything for her and he deserves her. Then he becomes the villain for the rest of the movie and tries to ruin her life for putting him in the friendzone. Then he gets arrested for being a stalker and she gets a restraining order and goes out with the hot guy who’s not an entitled asshole.

Happy Thanksgiving

I know some of you probably don’t celebrate it but I still wanted to make this (been wanting to for a while now, my only fear is that I’ll forget someone and that would be horrible!) 
So I just wanted to thank all of you guys! Tumblr has helped me a lot in my confidence with my art and with myself and mostly that because of all you guys!! From the nice people who I talk to regularly, to the everyone who sends me asks, that makes art of my Au, to everyone who reblogs, comments, likes, I’m so thankful for all you guys!
So I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart! @millin21 @tmntraphael98 @dashtumbles @andraia452 @therandomer5000 @purpletechtyrtle @unwantedsoul4ever @harukaze-001 @call-me-the-cooky-one @red-and-restrained @mikeybro2k12 @theiirkniight @poetique823 @harukaze-001 @weirdlizard26 @shadow-is-upon-us @purpledude22 @peachbubbles123 @taizi @nite-paczkowski @caqqucino @tmntpunx @april-the-kunoichi @beautyandharm0ny @bruneli12 @hynmy-tmnt @fandomartist-art @kleptotello @irmalangensteinremake @kampiestarz @kalliecolors @mad4turtles @arishynya
@zivazivc @myrling-art

Okay, so these are all the names I could think of off the top of my head. (Sorry for the wall of blue) Someway, all you guys have brightened my day and made my journey here great, so thank you! Don’t feel down if your not on the list, trust me, if you like alot of my stuff, I see you (okay that sounded kinda creepy, haha XD) but I really do appreciate you all! So even if you names not up here, I’m still thankful for you as well!