and is named lock

Dating Sam Winchester would include:

Originally posted by berezneva12

·         Him being your big overprotective bear

·         Him getting irritated when you call him that

·         “Grrr…”

·         “Stop it Y/N.”

·         The two of you being able to make each other laugh so hard

·         But also being super focused when you need to

·         You braiding his hair on lazy days

·         Lying together for hours reading

·         Swapping books when your done

·         Going on runs together

·         Dean complaining

·         “Now I have to live with two grumpy-hunter, crazy sex having health nuts”

·         (He really loves having you around because you’re like his little sister)

·         And yes there is a lot of crazy sex

·         One minute Sam will be pounding into you, holding onto your hips for dear life

·         Next minute he’ll be a whimpering mess beneath you

·         Both of you having way too much energy after hunts

·         Which leads to rough sex in the nearest motel

·         Also including making out in the back seat of baby as Dean grumbles in the front

·         “Getting your love-dovey shit on my baby.”

·         “Shut up Dean, while I’m fucking Sam, you can fuck Baby.”

·         Massive bear hugs when you’re feeling down

·         Kissing the top of your head

·         “I love you Y/N, no matter what, I am always here.”

A/N: because people seemed to like my Dean one of these I posted yesterday,I did another one, enjoy!

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In Almeria there is a monument for Saint Valentine and there couples put locks on the gates around it and write their names on the lock to preserve their love, so I had to do it too.♡♡♡ 

(My lock is the red one)

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Giveaway Starts!
To get these Pokemon, deposit a Fomantis named Perfume. Gender and level lock to prevent snipping. You may have one of each. The giveaway will end when I have no more left or when deposits slow down.

anonymous asked:

I was looking up how many people Batman has killed over the years and I found out that at one point in the 80's, he straight up lured a guy (Soviet Assassin named KGBeast) into a sewer and locked him in a room and barricaded the entrance and just left. He Cask of Amontillado'd that dude.

holy shit holy fucking shit

  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *sitting in his chair*
  • Rosamund: *sitting in his lap; frowning at a photo* What am I looking at, Uncle Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* My baby *points* that's the head, see?
  • Rosamund: *fascinated* Wooow...all those squiggly lines are a person?
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* Yes.
  • Rosamund: Your person.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Yup. And your Aunt Molly's.
  • Rosamund: *giggles* It's funny.
  • Sherlock: Hmm?
  • Rosamund: *still laughing* Aunt Molly has a person in her. How did you put it there?
  • Sherlock: *snorts* Oh, no *lifts her and stands* I'm not having that conversation for another twenty five years.
  • Molly: *enters; grinning* Hello.
  • Rosamund: *happily* Aunt Molly! *runs over; hugs her, whispers* hello, little person.
  • Molly: *smiles* You told her, then?
  • Sherlock: *nods* Oh, yes *pats Rosie's head* you're going to be a godcousin, aren't you?
  • Rosamund: *excited* Uh-huh.
  • Molly: *giggles* Is that so?
  • Sherlock: *nudges Rosie* Pyjamas, young lady. I'll be in soon.
  • Rosamund: *sighs* Okay, Uncle Sherlock. Night Aunt, Molly. Night, little person *runs off*
  • Molly: *calls* Night, Rosie *hugs Sherlock* I'm glad she took it well.
  • Sherlock: *kisses the top of her head* Mmm *pauses* John has some questions to answer, though.

You member how wiishu said her appendix story was boring? Well i decided to fix it. She ain’t lose it cause it decided to be a little bitch and say “imma just stop and fuck yo shit up lol” naaaah. u see she waz in re7 ya’ll just ain’t see her and the bitch ass son of jack and margerite “can’t remember that bitch name” did one of dem puzzle shits and she wuz locked in a room with a knife and a bomb. That bitch ass son was like “yo, i burried a key to the door in yo appendix. Why? idk fam i waz high as shit but if you wanna live you gonna cut that shit out.” And you know what? She did that shit fam cuz signe ain’t a lil bitch. Here’z proof she did dat fam.



Now not only iz this bitch a fucking artist, photographer, and a fashion idol but she a doctor. Dr.stooplstein fake ass doctor bitch ass better move out the motherfucking way. This mofucka can do appendix surgurey she just didn’t tell yall cuz we’d be overwhelmed by the level of cool she iz. I’m onto u fam i’m onto u. @wiishu

Of course you can think of Link in botw as someone who:

  • Is on an adventure
  • Is loyal
  • Is determined to save his kingdom, the princess, the world and such-

OR you can think about Link in the way ive been playing him


  • Once stared into a fire for 3 days straight until the rain put it out
  • Literally slept once the entire game when he paid cash for a house
  • jumped from a high place and did not open his paraglider
  • Went to jump a short distance and just didn’t jump. He just. Didn’t jump. He just. Plummeted into the mud. Straight down. Dead.
  • got headbutted by a ram
  • got headbutted by a deer
  • Spent several hours trying to ride a buck
  • Runs from everything
  • Refused to take off gerudo clothes
  • Spent days trying to solve the inside of a camel. Literal in game days

And my personal favorite:

  • Went to use bow and arrow, throws priceless sword off a cliff instead.
His name was Simon.

MSP: I used to live in this village in southern England with my family - all “pureblood and proud” not a single drop of muggle blood in our veins - complete and utter rubbish, all of it, of course, caused mostly by their pure inability to face the fact that my grandmother had a child from a muggle man. I swear, you could run around shouting Voldemort’s name but as soon as you mentioned the poor man? *laughs* Locked in your room for the rest of the day.

MSP: One summer a muggle family moved into an old house near my family’s mansion - you can imagine my parent’s reaction. I was not to come anywhere near the muggle boy-

MSP: Surely, it was all a big secret. We would meet in the forest behind the mansion, and he would beg me to show some of my “magic tricks” - I could do a bit of wandless magic, harmless stuff, nothing a ministry charm could trace. In return he would show me his muggle things - which, frankly, were as much of a nuisance to me as my magic was to him. 

MSP: We became…close.

MSP: Perhaps, a bit too close.

MSP: It was all fun and games and we felt invincible.

MSP: Until one day we were too careless and..the other boys, our neighbors they-

MSP: …about everything.

MSP: To say that my Father was livid when the news of his “dirty little traitor of a son” reached him would be a bit of an understatement. I begged him to leave my friend alone, I swore I would never see him again, but my Father he…wouldn’t hear any of it. He told me that wouldn’t be needed.

That he would take care of it.

I learned enough to know exactly what he was going to do when he stormed out of the house.

And I…

MSP: Everything happened so fast. I saw it all go wrong.

MSP: My Father’s anger made his spell unsteady and it clashed…with something inside my friend’s mind. It fought back. I’ve learned later how a conscious desire to remember someone strong enough could repel memory charms but back then all I could do was stand and watch as panic in his eyes melted into confusion. And then…blank nothingness.

MSP: My Father dragged me out of the house and I was sent back to Hogwarts immediately for the rest of that summer. I had no contact with anyone for the entire school year and when I got back home - the muggle family was gone.

MSP: I spent two months trying to find him until eventually I got a trace of his mother. She moved into another town and lived all by herself. She told me everything…how she started slowly losing her son. He could remember bits, she said, sometimes he would become manic about this particular idea that there was more to this world than we could see and that someone was going to take it from him. Then he became paranoid. Stopped eating. He…wanted to see me, she said. He sometimes described me even though he couldn’t remember my name.

MSP: She gave me an address and I went to see him. It was a muggle center for mental health, a cold place with white walls. But he was there. Thin as a stick, little of the life left in him - all in his feverishly burning eyes.


MSP: He asked me if I could show him a magic trick…

MSP: His name was Simon.

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SNOOP DOGG - BADBADNOTGOOD 

‘Nobody’s Dealing With the Real Issue With This F–king Clown as President’, Snoop

The concept for Snoop Dogg’s new video for “Lavender” (Nightfall Remix) – named after the original BADBADNOTGOOD collaboration featuring Kaytranada – came to its director, YouTube star Jesse Wellens, during a smoking session.

“ The whole world is clownin’ around…If you really look at some of these motherf*ckers, they are clowns. The ban that this motherf*cker tried to put up; him winning the presidency; police being able to kill motherf*ckers and get away with it, people being in jail for weed for 20, 30 years and motherf*ckers that’s not black on the streets making money off of it—but if you got color or ethnicity connected to your name, you’ve been wrongfully accused or locked up for it, and then you watching people not of color position themselves to get millions and billions off of it. It’s a lot of clown sh*t going on… “, Snoop  

Personally the reason I love Zelink is because I find the “lovers who are reborn over and over again and keep getting separated with each new life but somehow always finding each other again” a really great ass concept that’s extremely sad yet touching and it’s even more angsty™ when you consider that sometimes they don’t even get to be together in the end (take Time Link in the child timeline for example).

And then theres those moments where they sometimes vaguely remember something about each other. Like that time when Zelda in oot recognized Link’s name and that part in Hyrule Warriors where they lock eyes for the first time and you could clearly see that they felt something and I just UUUUUGGGGHHHH IT’S SO GREAT.


idk maybe people don’t like the ship because of how often Zelda gets falsely portrayed as some damsel in distress who needs to be saved by her man™ by fans (which she’s really not, she’s actually incredibly clever and self-sacrificing) and I can see how that would make the ship look boring, generic, and deteriorating rather than epic, tragic, and poetic like how I see it. Also some of the fans can sometimes get annoying for no reason sometimes.

I always used to roll my eyes at people stanning villains and falling in love with them and saying “they’re just misunderstood! they just need love!”

but then guillermo del toro gave me Lucille Sharpe from Crimson Peak, whose name means light but who was locked away in darkness for so long that she was twisted into a monster

who suffered horrendous abuse as a child and as a teenager, caged at home and then in an institution where she was further neglected and assaulted

who clung obsessively to the only source of love she ever knew, her one comfort, which she ended up hurting, confining and killing in her selfish, yet understandable, need to keep it close

who is constantly stitched into rigid and painful clothing

who could not escape her demons, even in death

whom jessica chastain described as being like an abused animal that desperately wants to be touched and loved, but which will bite the instant it is touched

who has committed horrendous, unforgivable crimes, but who is still, at her core, an abused child

who might have been good, once, but who underwent a terrible metamorphosis and hatched out of her cocoon as a carnivorous black moth instead of a butterfly

who will, for eternity, remain that monster, because there is no undoing such a transformation fed by pain, misery and mistreatment

and I went

fuck

anyway good job on the sympathetic villain guillermo she wrecks me every time and I just want to hold her and love her and write meta and 1000 crappy redemption fics for her I hope you’re happy