and is like aha

my boyfriend is so pure (i love him part 8284939)

today my boyfriend said he was having fun at work so i was like AHA i’ll surprise him, so i sped over to his work and waited patiently for him to notice i was there (he works at a burrito place) and for like the past four months i’ve been promising him i would let him make me a burritos even tho i don’t really dig burritos,,or like food in general but whatevah! and he was with a customer and then he just looked up and smiled like crazy and waved super excitedly while he was like in the middle of helping them and i smiled and waved back. i was looking at the menu and he came out of nowhere and and said hi and gave me a hug and explained the burrito making process and got behind the counter again and then kept asking his coworkers if he could take care of my whole order. when he was done he asked the cashier for a sharpie and drew something on the burritos wrapper and then gave it to the cashier and she handed me it and HE DREW A HEART and i looked up and he was blushing bc he gets embarrassed easy it was so cute. and then he came around the counter again but i had to leave and he looked SO SAD he was like “oh do you have to go already” and he started frowning and i told him i did but the heart was very cute and i loved him and he gave me a hug and a kiss on the forehead and i told him to have a good day at work and then smiled the entire ride home. IT MADE MY DAY ITs A SMALL DETAIL BUT GOSH I LOVE HIM (comment or leave an ask if you read it all i love feedback from you guys!)

anonymous asked:

Ben, I love you so much. Is there a "protect Ben at all costs" squad? If there isn't then everyone else from the losers club can all be co-presidents

Hi i love you too!
And there’s not a club, but who would make a club like that aha :// - Ben

probablymuse-deactivated2017081  asked:

your voltron headcanons give me life, seriously. if it's not a problem, could i ask if you have any with platonic allura/lance?? :)

absolutely my guy

  • “so allura, if you absolutely had to choose, and don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here, who’s your favorite pala-” “it’s hunk”
    • lance can’t even be mad bc. same.
  • one fateful day, the Great Ear Debate finally happens. round ears are insulted. food is thrown. feelings are hurt
  • “princess, can i just say that you look awfully alluring today??” “lance
  • allura keeps tabs on lance using the mice to make sure he doesn’t lock himself in a cyropod again
  • lance learns altean swears secondhand from allura
  • *allura voice* “it is, as you humans say, lit? did i say that right? lance?? why are you laughing”
  • they’re both card carrying members of the Would Die For Coran club
  • lance is so jealous of how pretty allura is
    • like. her hair. her eyelashes. her skin. do you think allura has ever worn a face mask in her life?? no
    • lance’s skincare routine is now driven by allura-fueled spite
    • one time lance asks her what type of conditioner she uses and she deadass looks at him and is like “what’s conditioner?” and he screams
  • “hey, lance, what are you doing tonight?” “more like who am i doing tonight lol” “……..” “………….no one. i’m free. what’s up?”

anonymous asked:

*slams hand down on table* hey I like ur voltron head canons can u plz post some more thank u

ur welc

  • [anyone does anything] “nice power rangers reference”
  • lance is actually a really good listener
    • he doesn’t really look like it?? but even when he seems like he’s zoning out, he’s at least half-listening
    • and since he’s surrounded by geniuses who usually talk through complicated problems out loud, he sometimes picks up bits and pieces that come in handy
    • so sometimes someone’ll be complaining to lance about a problem and he’ll be like “well have you tried (x)?” and it’s like. what. how did you know how to do that
    • *lance voice* “i have an approximate knowledge of many things”
  • hunk is a steely-eyed missile man
  • several weeks into her altean education pidge can identify a bunch of obscure (and terrifying) altean animals but still doesn’t know how to say “hello my name is pidge”
  • shiro doesn’t care or anything but lowkey whenever coran calls him “number one” he’s like- he’s not smug about it but–
  • keith tries to figure out how to bond with red by watching hunk with yellow
    • rumor has it that if you wander the castle at 3am you’ll hear keith going “uh… who’s a good kitty?? you are!!… am i doing this right are we bonding red”
    • but that’s just a rumor of course shut up lance you have no proof
  • someone: [wiggles their ears] allura: “……what the fresh hell”

classysharkbarbarian  asked:

I would die for your headcannons how are YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THEM

*finger guns* i spend most of my waking hours consuming memes my guy

  • keith: “shiro… told me to lead voltron” hunk: “galra keith, i’m glad you discovered your sense of humor but now is not the time for jokes”
  • coran was altea’s bill nye
    • but like. more ripped
    • had a series of informational videos that covered basically anything slightly educational. was sleeveless in every single one
    • he was the Science Guy
  • lance insists upon the use of space rock paper scissors to solve disputes. it’s exactly like normal rock paper scissors but the rock is a space rock
  • they refer to keith’s shack as the “love shack, baby love shack”
  • slav: *breathes* shiro, under his breath: “patience yields focus patience yields focus patience yields focus-”
  • they ditch kaltenecker on the first planet with aliens that’ll take him
    • lance argues against this decision vehemently
    • “but allura we can’t get rid of him!! he reminds keith of home” “lance if you tell another texas joke i swear to god-”
  • lance’s Mermaid Thing conversation w hunk was 1% “wow mermaids are hot” and 99% “i wanna be a mermaid”
  • pidge: “why do you guys have british accents” allura: “what’s a british”

☆★ DANCING STAR NIGHT!!! ★☆ 

congratulations on the announcement of P5DSN! (´▽`*)

jacie-cruzer77  asked:

I literally found your blog like three minutes ago and your VLD Headcanons already made me feel blessed (actually everything on your blog has made me feel blessed)

*bill wurtz voice* you could make a religion out of this

  • lance hates chores but he’s also a passive aggressive cleaner
    • he’s one of Those People that’ll clean even after someone else already did because they “didn’t do it right”
    • so he always ends up doing chores anyway lol
    • “don’t even know how to clean up after themselves, tengo que hacer todo por aquí-?”
  • hunk: “what’s your biggest fear?” keith: “being forgotten” hunk: “damn that’s deep… mine’s clowns but i feel kinda stupid about it now”
  • every time pidge runs maintenance on shiro’s arm she’s tempted to program it to make the windows start up sound whenever it activates and honestly she should be applauded for her self control
  • “listen guys i just need some- heh-” “stop” “-space
  • as a joke lance starts suggesting harry potter spells for allura to practice her magic with
    • “no no it’s levi-o-sa not levio-sar
    • anyway they actually really help her?? and lance walks away having convinced allura earth has actual wizards so… win win??
  • *coran voice* “princess, for years i have done the best i can to raise you! have i been perfect? no. do i know anything about children? no! should i have picked up a book about parenting? probably! where was i going with this i had a point”

huhuhh this was originally for a request for jasper leading a battle and then it sorta just ended up being jailbreak-y lol

anonymous asked:

i really like your team-up headcanons :D do you have any for Pidge and Keith?

  • two chaotic goods walk into a bar. they blow up the bar. it was filled with galran soldiers
  • *pidge sees keith* *automatically thinks of that leeroy jenkins video*
  • lance may be the Hot Mess of the squad but these two are just plain messes
    • do they sleep?? ever??? probably not
    • but seriously can they please just go to bed at any time other than 3 am. they’re stressing shiro out
  • are always ready to fight. always
  • the type of friends that can sit in the same room together for hours without talking until one of them is suddenly like “okay but who would win in a fist fight, allura or zarkon”
  • keith can’t fit in the castle vents like pidge can and he’s salty about it
  • shiro: “saying ’screw it’ and charging into battle is no longer an acceptable response when I ask if you guys have a plan”
  • lance learned what true fear was the day keith and pidge turned to him in unison to roast him
  • *either opens their mouth* hunk: “if this is anything vaguely conspiracy related, I literally don’t wanna hear it”