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Magnus Bane deserves our utmost respect if not love

Magnus Bane is fucking huge.

He doesn’t have to stand on his tiptoes to reach Alec’s lips.

His shoulders and arms are huge.

He is the one stretching Alec’s shirts, not the other way around.

He is not a tiny thing swimming in his boyfriend’s clothes.

Magnus Bane has lived for centuries.

Through abuse and racism. Through wars and cruelty. Through heartbreak and loss.

He knows what pain is.

He has been both on the receiving and the giving end of it.

And yet, he kept a kind heart, that he is afraid of giving away because he knows that in the end he will suffer.

But when his loves someone, he does so wholeheartedly.

Magnus Bane is incredibly powerful and amazing.

He is kind and generous, and understanding and supportive.

But he is not afraid to call people out on their bullshit.

Magnus Bane will protect his people and the ones he loves with his whole being even if he has to die to keep them safe.

Magnus Bane does not live to be Alec Lightwood’s boyfriend.

He has a life outside of this relationship, he has friends.

He is the fucking High Warlock of Brooklyn.

He has clients and spells and potions and responsibilities that keep him up at night.

He is part of the downworld council.

He owns a freaking night club.

He has warlocks and downworlders in general who look up to him, who ask him for advice and protection.

He is capable of feeling anger and frustration.

He has an important job and feelings and wants and needs.

Magnus Bane is not a damsel in distress.

He is the son of a fallen angel which means that his magic is fucking powerful.

But so is hid body. He is not a frail thing. He has rock hard abs, broad shoulders, huge ass biceps and thick thighs.

He is damn well able to handle himself in wars and battle and has done so, is doing so and will do so.

Magnus Bane is the most gorgeous man to ever walk this earth.

I just described his body, which is pure sin, but his fucking face.

The goatee. The spiked up with with colored streaks. The jaw so sharp you could cut yourself on it. The perfect eyebrows. The golden cat eyes and the deep brown glamour. The lips. The grace and elegance with which he moves. The outfits. The s m i l e s.

Just fuck me up already.

Magnus Bane has the sharpest tongue ever known to man.

He knows how to cut someone into pieces and make people believe in him with words only.

Magnus Bane has flaws.

He probably falls in love too hard and too fast.

He can be blinded by his feelings.

He has had thoughts of self harm and suicide.

He is not perfect.

But he damn well is an amazing main character and deserves to be treated and written as such.

bnha headcanons bc i have no impulse control
  • kaminari once staged a worker’s strike and refused to charge anyone’s phones. they glared him down for about an hour and he caved. he made picket signs and everything too
  • midoriya has the most heathenistic, gross food opinions it’s disgusting af
    • deku: “im glad everyone agrees that wasabi goes with chocolate milk” iida: “i’m sorry the whom
    • bakugou, in the distance: “why’re you always like this shut the fuck up you’re gonna make me fuckin’ hurl again–”
    • nobody can tell when midoriya genuinely means it or when he’s just fucking with them to gross ‘em out and nobody wants to ask
  • don’t sneak up on kirishima in the middle of the night he’ll harden and accidentally stab you in the face trying to defend himself
  • wildly mispronouncing uraraka’s name is fun
    • “uarakrara” “urethra” “release the urararakraken” “durarara”
  • mineta kicks ass at wii bowling but that’s about all he’s good for
    • tsuyu, on the other hand, is strangely athletic and can beat many people in a variety of sports
  • sero is the resident tape dispenser. he too attempts to stage a strike. it also ends up failing
  • todoroki got a fever once and taking care of him was A Fucking Nightmare
    • “do we give him ice packs or heating pads?” “wait shouldn’t he be able to regulate his own body temperature?” “no illness causes hormones and quirks to go out of whack right” “ahHHHH wait you give sick people soup right–” “–and medicine and blankets and pillows and shit right f uckajfjdks ;fjldsfja;”
    • everyone’s running around panicking meanwhile todoroki is motionless in bed trying to get everyone’s attention 
    • “guys. guys recovery girl is in the building next door. as in the hero who can literally cure sick and injured people in an instant. g u y s
  • aizawa: “i’m a hero trained for a wide variety of situations” [gets handed a small human child] “wait not like that”
  • present mic’s parents are both deaf and he knows sign language
  • sometimes random snippets of childhood memories come up in bakugou and midoriya’s conversations and it’s wild to listen to them pulling receipts on each other
    • “remember how dad used to make you pee your pants crying by pretending to attack you with his fire breath whenever you came over for sleepovers lmaooo”
    • “oh shut the fuck up as if you didn’t cry whenever you came over and the food was too spicy for your bitch ass to handle”
    • “oh what’s that?? hm??? i can’t hear you over the sound of you falling face-first into the sandbox in front of that super cute girl you liked back in daycare– megumi yamamoto was her name right? smoooooth, kacchan <3”
    • “why the fuck do you fucking remember that, you little fucking shit did you write that in your shitty notebooks or something i’ll fuckign kill you–”
    • midoriya [laughing while crying hysterically and running away from bakugou, who is equipped with explodo-hands]
    • rest of 1-a, listening in: ?????????????????????????

I’ve just graduated (also I just left my job…). This means I have lotsa time and no $$dolarsigns$$. 

If you like my art but you feel Consistently Disappointed Because I Only Draw Samurai and you would like me to draw something other than Samurai then NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE ME DRAW SOMETHING ELSE!! (this includes everything except porn or fetish art)

I am only doing color commissions and will not do digital unless you ask. 

My prices:

$40 full figure-$10 for each extra figure

$80 with background (like pics above) +$20 for extra figures 

US. shipping is +$3 international is +$10

Prices are negotiable. Email me at taxidermyzoo@gmail.com even if you’re just interested! I want to draw for you!

haha anyways i loved this movie and i would die for these two

((pls don’t tag as a ship or anything asjdjihfghd))

Color Tag - Teledji Adeledji

Rules: Pick four colors you associate with your muse. Then use the gif search-function and search for the color. Post one gif for each color. Tag 10 other roleplayers to do this REPOST ! Do not reblog.

Wine Red - almost as dark as the blood on your hands, the one that won’t come off.

Originally posted by aqua-isabelle

Dazzling Gold - ever alluring, always calling, the one you can’t avert your eyes from. You just want more of it.

Originally posted by butteryplanet

Dark Teal - Dark and dim on first glance, unless illuminated, only then it sparks in most captivating hues.

Originally posted by riselikethemoon


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