I will never stop being amused by Lucretia straight up lying through her teeth whenever anyone asks her about the Red Robes. “Ah, yes. They were an ancient order (that split up, like, 10 years ago) of wizards (and a fighter, and a cleric, and whatever Barry is) who created the Grand Relics for unknown reasons (to defeat the Hunger) using unknown means (I mean, I know. I still have the blueprints) and have since disappeared (okay, one of them disappeared. But it was really upsetting for the rest of us). I thought they were all dead (I mean, except for me, and Davenport, and you three, and Lup and Barry are liches so death is just like, whatever for them), and have no idea where they are (in this room. Literally everyone in this room was part of the IPRE). I don’t know anything else about them (other than full names, ages, heights, races, classes, backstories, notable characteristics, blood types probably…)” She literally has a giant picture of them on her wall. Directly behind her.
1. Things you said at 1 am trimberly please!