- Hoseok: Why is Namjoon the dad of the group when you're older?
- Yoongi: Because Seokjin is the mom and Namjoon belongs to him. Besides, if I was the dad, then I wouldn't be able to be in love with the awesome uncle. That's you.
- Hoseok: fair enough
- Yoongi: :|
- Hoseok: and i love you too
- Yoongi: :)
would you be so indulgent as to consider love potion/love spell fic where either one of them suddenly starts acting very weird or weirdly don't act weird at all