and if you think i'm joke you don't know me at all

IGHT YALL, FUCKIN GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) MARCHING BAND AU

JILLIAN HOLTZMANN:
• percussion kid, ends up in pit 1st year, bass line 2nd year, and stays on quads her Junior and Senior year and she loves it
• most ppl underestimate Holtz bc she’s tiny and they don’t think she can hold up her instrument but years of working at her dad’s auto repair shop has put some muscle on her
• only girl on the line (which isn’t that hard to do bc most girls drop percussion for some odd reason?? At least at my school)
• Holtz fuckin loves her instrument and she’s always practicing and ALWAYS SHOWING OFF
• you GOTDAMN KNOW SHE HAS THE COOLEST STICK TRICKS AROUND
• the flirtiest and funniest out of all the percussionists
• everything is a sex joke to her
• has a photographic memory so always remembers sets and dots and music
• loves to play cadences E V E R Y W H E R E
• genuinely likes the parades

ABBY YATES:
• clarinet is a PROPER AND UNIQUE INSTRUMENT TO PLAY, NOW STOP CALLING ME SQUIDWARD
• surprisingly hella athletic????
• is really into playing songs that are not pep songs or show music (kinda like how all the saxes know how 2 play careless whisper)
• hella gifted music wise, grade wise, she don’t give a shit and always is almost failing the grading period
• doesn’t believe in seniority
• O P I N I O N A T E D af
• starts alotta section wars
• always has music memorized and down even tho she never practices
• that pisses her section leader OFF
• marching technique is not the best and not the worst, it could be better
• always has like, 20 million extra reeds
• not a section leader hut definitely well respected in her section

PATTY TOLAN:
• guard girl who doesn’t take anyone’s shit
• “I’M NOT A PART OF THE BAND MY ASS.”
• looks flawless as hell,,, how?????
• her technique is perfect af???
• ends up making rifle her 2nd year and everyone in guard who didn’t make rifle is secretly very upset
• always knows her sets
• she’s on SLT (section leader team)
• always apologizes when she hits someone and actually makes sure they’re alright and helps them if they really get hurt and takes full responsibility 4 her actions
• technically the guard mother
• actually helps the freshman + newbies
• really kind and nice but u fuck with her friends and she will honest to god END YOU
• always knows what to do????
• how????????
• honest to god, she deals with so much bs it’s unreal.
• so talented it’s unfair

ERIN GILBERT:
• the only trombone that doesn’t over sexualize everything
• Quiet lil babi
• but don’t piss her off or she’ll be right ON YA ASS THEN AND THERE
• becomes section leader, best and most responsible section leader in the band (besides patty)
• we all know why she’s a trombone, she has the longest arms
• h8s that band dislikes all low brass even tho some of them aren’t that bad????
• has a huge crush on lil drummer Holtzy and is always smiling and laughing with her
•PERCUSSION AND TROMBONES AND TRUMPETS ALL ON ONE BUS
• OH GOD
• everyone making fun of Erin for being one of the token girls in low brass
• “every girl in low brass is always gay!!”
• “YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT!”
• tutors abby and still manages 2 get all her shit done???
• on the page in the band hall 4 people that need tutoring (we have one, you write your name under a subject you understand and get really good marks in and ppl can come ask 4 help in that subject)
• h8s band camp til she meets holtzmann

10

BEHOOOOOLD, MY UNDERTALE AU.

Weeabootale. The AU where (almost) everyone is a super kawaii weeaboo desu.

This is actually a troll AU. A joke.

I think we can all agree to say that… huh… Undertale has a loooooot of AUs. So I decided to make a joke about it by making a troll AU parodying the cringy undertale fandom- (not that the undertale fans are weeaboos, but… Ya know, bad ships, hypes, undertail and all…. I wanted to parody that.)

Don’t get me wrong, I do not hate AUs. I’m actually in love with some of them (for exemple Horrortale, Underfresh, Undynetale & Jerrytale xD)

And I also don’t want to criticize weeaboos trought this AU. I took this theme absolutly randomly. And since I love parodying animes and all, I thought it would be a good theme for me xD so yeah, if you’re an anime lover, don’t be offenced by this! I don’t hate you! I love you!;3

This introduction comic is so wrong and offencive omg. Please don’t be offenced by this. It’s really all a joke omg don’t kill me.

I guess I forgot the word “offencive” in the introduction gif.

Offencive and gross.

WEEABOOTALE. THE OFFENCIVE AND GROSS AU WHERE THE RESPECT IS DEAD.*explosion*

ok I gotta shut up now. This post is getting too long.

I wasn’t gonna post any weeabootale on tumblr, but since my friend @3demonicangel posted a weeabootale fanart here, I thought I needed to introduce it.xD (PLEASE GO FOLLOW HER!! it’s her birthday today!! ;w;)

btw if you’re wondering, YES, I made everyone in this AU. Everyone.

Even Jerry.

BD


Ah, and sorry for all those english mistakes… I’m french so english isn’t my native language ;w; I was also typing very fast… (for exemple of course I wanted to write “partner” instead or “parnter”….) I’ll try to fix those mistakes asap if I can TT///TT

read from left to right please. As much as it’s “weeabootale”, it’s not writen in the manga order lel.

gif, y u no work on phones. *cries*

PSA: Don’t ‘ship’ idols and sexualise every thing two males do together if you don’t actually support the LGBTQ+ community. Don’t. You can’t have it both ways, you can’t use our sexuality as a means of entertainment and to get yourself off, but then turn round and not care about REAL people in these situations.

The amount of bullshit I’ve seen excusing what Jaebum said on Celebrity Bromance is fucking ridiculous. Here’s some words from an Actual LGBT Person: It was homophobic. There’s no misconstruing or people overreacting. Saying you would beat someone up for wanting to take a guy out somewhere is homophobic. I don’t care if he was nervous or it was a joke or you show me a picture of him holding hands with a guy once. It. Was. Homophobic.

If you excuse people’s comments as not serious or just jokes instead of actually calling people out just because you like them as singers, you are being homophobic too. Listen to actual LGBTQ+ people who are telling you this was wrong of him to say instead of taking it as just a part of his personality or his culture because you don’t want ‘drama’. There are real fans who must feel fucking heartbroken at someone they love using threatening language about LGBTQ+ people. It’s not people overreacting. It’s people hearing an idol say something that we hear time and time again out of the mouths of homphobes, and we have every right in the world to be upset and call him out.

If you shrug it off or actively defend him, you don’t support LGBTQ+ people and you can unfollow me right now, and take your shitty attitude and your love of fanfic with you. 

anonymous asked:

People criticizing a game shouldn't make you lose your hype if you're excited for it. I think the animations have a lot of things wrong with it and some models are wonky but I'm still excited for it. Be a little more confident in your opinions

here’s the thing; seeing blatant hate and jokes and people hoping for it to flop constantly all over my dash every day took it’s toll on me. 

i’m a very sensitive person and criticism, esp towards things i love, really upsets me. not to mention how much it stressed me out, and, eventually, angered me. 

i mean it got to the point where even seeing anything about andromeda put a bad taste in my mouth. i almost didn’t even bother getting the game itself. but my brother knew i’d be upset with myself if i didn’t, so he convinced me to get it (and the trial). 

i’m glad he did because i’m having a great time. i can see myself putting a lot of time into this game, as i have with any other bioware game. (which is kind of unfortunate since i’m going back to work soon, but oh well.)

i’m glad that you’re still excited for it, though, anon. bc all the hate it’s been getting is honestly ridiculous and not even accurately representing the game.

anonymous asked:

okay so i saw batb yesterday and honestly i liked it more than i thought i would? i mean i was afraid lefou was gonna be the butt of all these jokes but he wasn't, he was just fabulously lefou and i like how (spoilery stuff warning) they made him gaston's conscience and his character arc realizing gaston was shit and he deserves better had me so proud and i was sold when mrs. potts just told him "you're too good for him" in that sweet motherly way of hers and then he gets a fab new bf at the end

whoa that sounds like a really good message and i’m glad to hear they added it but at the same time 90% of my friends said it was very subtle and some of them didn’t even catch That Moment at all so idk what i think but i still don’t want to spend actual money on it tbh

emperor-of-eternal-sands  asked:

TMI ask - for whoever is the most "innocent"

I would like to open with a bad pun or joke but I’ve none this time… 

Anyhoo, whatever do you mean by “innocent”? No one here is innocent. (Blaming the shitposting.)

In general? Reeves and Cassie. They’re a bit naive and such.

Sexually? Aelia. Because she knows literally nothing about that topic. Really, most she’s done is kiss 1 person. And that went poorly. So yeah, one of my worst characters (She’s evil) is also very innocent on that end. Which is kinda hilarious. (To me at least)

I think I got what you were asking… If not… Shame!

Bonus: They are all innocent little things that have not been corrupted by sand!

about all of this 1d vs kpop drama i think we should stop fight the 1d fandom because tbh there’s no point in doing it. most of them are loudmouth 12/13 year old closeminded individuals who speak without knowing what they’re actually talking about, so trying to shove some common sense and tolerance into their lil brains is counter-productive (also because they take kpop and everyone who likes it as a total joke)

example to be given, someone who says things like “whatever social justice high you think you’re on, Filipino Thai Chinese Koreans Japanese all look the fucking same, it doesn’t matter” and that kpop is “a bunch of little girls listening to a genre made by tone dear autotuned robots that can’t dance, dont work as hard as 1d and 5sos, and sing in another language […] so it’s an INSULT to your own country” honestly doesn’t even deserve my time. this is just a racist and immature behavior that can lead nowhere but to pointless discussions that will never come to end because people like this really think that they’re right when they’re actually just really disgusting. this ain’t even about fanwar or idols anymore. note that this is just the tip of the iceberg, be prepared if you’re gonna try and take a look at this person’s blog.

i’m not blaming anyone that wants to try and teach them the basics of respect and education, people like that really need ‘em so i’m here for everyone who wants to protect not only idols and kpop but their own ethnicity too - just keep in mind that it might be a waste of time and also i feel really sorry knowing that after all the goals that humanity has achieved until now and is still fighting to achieve there still are ignorant people who embarass themselves, the rest of their fandom and honestly everyone that fighted and is fighting for equality and tolerance with their single behavior. all because of a damn fandom poll.

you guys are probably thinking damn this girl is still talking about the shooting?
oh wait you guys probably aren’t like that

because you guys actually know what it’s like. 543 am
it still pisses me off that my friends texted me saying 50 less gay people we have to worry about
it still pisses me off that they made it into a joke
it still pisses me off that my brother told me ‘911 was bigger’
…..as if that’s even connected at all?????
it still pisses me off that only one of my guy friends even said it was sad
my guy friends would rather rant about gun policies and say 'bad things happen to people every day’
it is sad that they don’t understand
and that they are trying to downplay the whole thing
it pisses me off that there is a pastor in Sacramento saying more gay people should’ve died
there really is hate in the world and you are all the fuel
I am really thinking about the people in my life and trying to see their perspective
I just can’t

  • Adam: We need ideas for how to conclude this author story in the finale, so it gives us something interesting to write about next season
  • Writer: How about we have Emma sacrifice herself for Regina because Regina’s worked so hard to redeem herself, and then Rumple will get his dark heart cleaned because, like, he’s totally earned that too with, you know, all his “good deeds”.
  • Eddy: That’s awesome, let’s do it
  • Writer: Oh, wait…. this isn’t the Saturday Night Live writer’s room, I’m in the wrong place! Ignore what I just said, it was meant to be a joke.
  • Adam: Hmm, what? I can’t hear you over Eddy typing up this totally logical season finale
about the new tg:re spoilers (you know, the heartbreaking ones)

ok so i actually tried to avoid spoilers as much as i could, but i couldn’t miss my poor baby shirazu. (so basically bare in mind that i might not know some more concrete facts you do. i just really wanted to say this:).

i’m not so sure shirazu is actually dead. despite the way us as a fandom talk and joke around a lot, ishida sensei doesn’t usually kill his characters. give them the worst lives possible? sure. but usually he doesn’t actually kill them. with kaneki and seidou being alive (and all the amon theories) we know that he tends to “revive’ characters more than end them.

considering this, i think shirazu might be in critical condition, but not dead. take a look at this panel:

while shirazu was trying his best to last in the fight, win against noro and survive, he wanted more power. specifically, more ghoul power. this panel shows the state of the kakuja that was implanted into him, contained by a sort of metal “cage”. the “cage” is clearly breaking, even if just a little, from the kakuja’s vibrations (which reminds me of the popular “birdcage” tg theory but i won’t get into that because i’m not completely sure it’s relevant here).

in my opinion (or at least, hope) shirazu somehow “leveled up” as quinx. but this doesn’t only mean he’s better at fighting - it means all his ghoul abilities get stronger, including the ability to heal serious wounds. keeping that in mind, shirazu’s healing abilities were pretty strong to begin with, as he’s seen in one of the very first chapters of :re being impaled, and than almost immediately back on his feet.

i beleive sensei is using suspemse on us, and we’ll know if i was right in the next few chapters, maybe even next week. (unless i’m missing some basic information as i know almost nothing about the new chapter and i’m definitely wrong in the first place haha)