and if you don't like her you're wrong

Me: Understands that Johnny Depp is problematic and everyone on this website hates him.
Also Me: Has seen the new POTC movie twice in five days and really wants to talk about how even though the Willabeth moments were very short how they were everything and that Jack called Henry by his name and was the most uncle-y person so quickly after meeting him and my heart is so full because it’s been ten damn years. TEN! I used to role play as Elizabeth on Neopets people! So you can all boycott pirates because y'all hate Depp, but mean while I’ll be throwing my trash money at the screen repeatedly because that final scene!!!

  • Blake: Yang, we need to talk.
  • Yang: Sure wassup Babe? *Yang smiled turning in her chair to see Blake and to her surprise Ruby.* Oh Hey sis. Is something wrong?
  • Ruby: Its about you and Weiss.
  • Yang: Huh? What about us?
  • Blake: Don't you think that you two are being a little too... close?
  • Yang: Aw Blakey. Are you jealous?~ *Yang said with a teasing smirk.*
  • Ruby: Yang this is serious.
  • Yang: Oh relax you two. Blake I would never cheat on you and Ruby I would never steal your girlfriend.
  • Blake: That's not it Yang.
  • Yang: Then what is the problem?
  • Ruby: You're acting like my girlfriend is your daughter!
  • Yang: Pfft! Whaaaaaa? No I'm not!
  • Blake: Well Weiss is acting like you are her mother!
  • Yang: No She isn-
  • Weiss: YANG! *Weiss shouted, slamming open the door with a happy smiles and rushes up to Yang before holding up a piece of paper.* I just finished to sketches of the engravings for you new gauntlet.! Do you like it?
  • Yang: Aw Weiss.~ It is so goooood! Great job.~ *Yang cues as if talking to a small kids or baby patting Weiss's head making her smile more.* Why don't we stick this on the refrigerator so eeeeveryone can see how good of an artist you are. *And With That Yang and Weiss walk out of the room with Weiss Following Yang like a child following their mom would.*
  • Blake: ...
  • Ruby: ... Blake?
  • Blake: Yes Ruby?
  • Ruby: You have to put a baby in her before she adopts my girlfriend and makes me her aunt.
  • Blake: R-Right. I'll get on that.
  • Chaeyoung: 9:01! Myoui Mina is officially late for the first time ever
  • Chaeyoung: All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Jihyo: Uh... alarm didn't go off
  • Chaeyoung: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously
  • Momo: Ooh, she was taken in her sleep
  • Chaeyoung: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Momo, but way more plausible than Jihyo's idiotic alarm clock theory
  • Tzuyu: I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck
  • Nayeon: Hmm, maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting.
  • {Jeongyeon sees the group huddled around the practice room door}
  • Jeongyeon: It's 9:00 AM why is no one practicing?
  • Chaeyoung: Myoui Mina is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why
  • Jeongyeon: I'd like to play. I'd say she's... in line at the bank
  • Jeongyeon: This is fun
  • Chaeyoung: It is fun. But you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man
  • {Mina runs into the room}
  • Chaeyoung: There she is, Mina! Where have you been! We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself
  • Mina: I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal, don't worry about it
  • Jeongyeon: Mina, you will tell us, and you will tell us now
  • Mina: [Quietly] There was a problem at the bank
  • Jeongyeon: [Claps her hands together] HOT DAMN!
diego luna films i've seen rated by his moments in them
  • Y Tu Mama Tambien: He is a main character and in almost every scene. Wow. You see so much, possibly TOO much of Diego, so watch out if you're a minor or just don't like sexual scenes in films. Definite gay vibes with co-star played by childhood best friend Gael García Bernal. There's a wonderful and powerful confrontation scene between the two men around an hour in, Diego's acting is WOAH. And everyone thought he was the ugly one, we were so wrong. AND SO MUCH SPANISH. The phrase 'no mames' is uttered approximately 178 times. 9/10
  • Frida: Salma Hayek plays artist Frida Kahlo in this unique film. Diego plays her young lover Alex in the beginning of the movie; they have sex in a closet at some point, wild. Their relationship is cut short after a tragic bus accident which leaves Frida crippled. He brings her flowers and they break up, and Diego's role is finished. But I just had to keep watching because of how special the cinematography of this film is! The bus accident is so well directed it blew my mind. I don't know enough about Frida Kahlo to know how accurate this film was, but it was certainly a once-in-a-lifetime experience. But since this is a list about Diego, low points ought to be given. He really isn't in this movie a lot. Let's see, 2/10.
  • Havana Nights: A true cinematic treasure. Also known as the worst movie you will ever see and you will love every second of it. Bad script, zero plot - but Diego does his best and fucking nails every moment in this film, carries it on his back. Apparently no one told him that he was supposed to act robotic, so everything he does is sweet and natural and he makes it look easy. All the while dancing himself into Castro-era Cuba, which he does SO well that Jonathan Jackson, who is supposed to be his romantic rival, actually seems TURNED ON whenever he sees Diego dance. Nice. Sweaty group-dance sequences, cutish one-liners. Actually makes out with dance partner Romola Garai in front of her PARENTS, after a very erotic dance routine, like how savage. 10/10
  • The Terminal: Diego plays airport employee who befriends Tom Hanks, and probably charms the pants off him, because he is wonderful in this secondary role. During the 2 hours of this film, all he wears is a jumpsuit/uniform and makes it look like a fashion statement. Has quite a lot of one-on-one scenes with The Tom Hanks himself, and is in love with Zoe Saldana, which is sweet, if not a bit generic chasing the girl type of thing. There's a scene where he absent-mindedly starts speaking Spanish to Tom Hanks who of course doesn't understand him, and Diego's very very cute about it. LO AND BEHOLD: one hour in, he changes into a suit while pouring Catherine Zeta-Jones too much wine. A breathtaking moment. 6/10
  • Mister Lonely: A very strange film about celebrity imitators. Diego plays a Michael Jackson impersonator in the film, his voice and looks imitating the singer and dancer. The movie introduces us to a surreal world of people living the lives of the famous people they dress up as, blurring the line between impersonating and becoming. He's rather in the center in the first and last bit of the movie, but the focus shifts in the middle with the story of "Marilyn" and "Charlie Chaplin". This film is a true risk-taker, which means it's not for the masses. Very thought-provoking though! 7/10
  • Milk: Diego plays Sean Penn's gay lover, and he's only in this movie for a short period of time. Kind of mentally unstable in this role, he tells Sean Penn he loves him without actually knowing what his name is. The movie deals with gay rights and is set in the 1970s, resulting in everyone having funny hair. This is an important LGBT film, but I hate Sean Penn, so there you have it. He is admittedly a skilled actor though. However, the lack of Diego in the majority of this film has to mean low points. 3/10
  • Rudo y Cursi: Another Diego-Gael movie. This time, it's about football. This is an excellent and very sad film set in Mexico that discusses the world of professional football playing. Diego is very different both in looks and in character from how he is in his other films - it's like he's a different person! That says a lot about his acting skills really. This film is also in Spanish, Diego shouts a lot (and very well too) and calls everyone 'chinga' and 'güey'. 8/10
  • The Book of Life: What a film! This animated feature has Diego portray main character Manolo Sanchez and makes you swoon basically. Since he's present in voice-acting only, you don't get to see his pretty face, BUT his voice is gorgeous both in speaking and in singing. A lot of songs are sung by Diego in this movie, and it's so so good. The Apology Song made me cry. Fun fact: Zoe Saldana is once again a love interest to Diego in this film, and their duet No Matter Where You Are is short but earth-shattering. 9/10
  • Casanova: Yep, Diego plays Giacomo Casanova in this TV movie, so you get the idea. It's about Casanova starting over in Paris, but things do not go well. Diego is very charming and rather authentic as Casanova. He makes out with women and climbs on rooftops in heels. Lots of close-ups to his face, I approve. However, this film confuses me. It's set in France, yet people speak with a British accent, except for Diego of course, who speaks with a Mexican accent BOTH in English and in Italian. The latter bothered me a bit, seeing as he is supposed to be a native Italian. All that aside, his performance is overall lovely. This film also has nice cinematography and a pretty solid script. Lots and lots of Diego seducing not-so-innocent maidens. 10/10
  • Rogue One: The greatest movie you will ever see. Diego has the role he deserves as he steals all our hearts as Captain Cassian Andor. You guys know the scene he gets all wet in the rain and then loads his gun on the ship? Sign me up. Warning: you WILL cry. 100/10
  • Willow: How long have you been sleeping with Candela?
  • Blanche: That's disgusting and wrong.
  • Blanche: I don't even get- Why would I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.
  • Blanche: it's none of your- You have h-
  • Blanche: The nerve, the audacity.
  • Blanche: Candela is my competition, technically.
  • Blanche: And she is terrible, facewise.
  • Blanche: And how- How do. I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are.
  • Blanche: Maybe You're trying to throw me. Hm, check and mate.
  • Willow: [stares into the camera like he's on The Office]
  • Coco: Hey babe! We're ho-VELVET!
  • Velvet: DAH! Sweetie! Y-You're home early. Hehehe.
  • Coco: Don't you sweetie me! What did I tell you yesterday!?
  • Velvet: N-Not to buy eggs.
  • Coco: And what did you do?
  • Velvet: I bought a few eggs?
  • Coco: A few!? YOU BOUGHT AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF EGGS! *Coco Yelled as she waved her hands towards the mountains of egg filling their livingroom.*
  • Coco: WHEN YOU DRAIN OUR BANK ACCOUNT AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER EATING THE EGGS, YES! YES IT IS! *Inhale and sigh as she pulls out her scroll.* Babe, You have a problem and I'm going to get you some help but first we are getting rid of all these eggs.
  • Velvet: Sigh, You're right Coco. I'm sorry.
  • Coco: It's okay Bunny. It's ok-*Suddenly Velvet shuts the door shut and locks it.* Oh HELL NO! VELVET! YOU STOP PAINTING THOSE EGGS RIGHT NOW!
  • Velvet: *Furiously painting eggs* NEVER! THEY ARE MY BABIES!
  • ~~~
  • Ruby: Wow. It was so next of team CFVY to give us these easter eggs. *ruby said holding a large basket of colored eggs.*
  • Weiss: Yeah but why does Velvet always make so many?
  • Blake: It's a Rabbit Faunus thing. It passes once they have kids.
  • Yang: Wait. So when we have kids Are you going to be trying to drink my milk? *She asked her girlfriend.
  • Ruby/Weiss: YANG! THAT'S GROSS!
  • Blake: *Shadily looks away.* ... Maybe.

anonymous asked:

my favourite quote from Nesta to Feyre "you stink like a pig covered in its own filth. Can't you at least try to pretend that you're not an ignorant peasant?" and its something that I will not forgive her for.... And others beside...

That’s fine, that’s your right. You don’t have to forgive her. You don’t have to like her. I never said you did. I just said that throwing the word abuse around to describe characters you don’t like is not okay. 

drake & josh;; starter sentences
  • "There's a NEW Jersey?"
  • "Are you calling me a liar?"
  • "I ain't calling you a truther!"
  • "I don't care. I like it on my face."
  • "Pip pip da doodly do!"
  • "Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"
  • "That is not my job."
  • "I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."
  • "Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"
  • "Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"
  • "I love this album more than I love myself."
  • "Whoa, just take it easy, man."
  • "So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."
  • "You should date whoever you want to date."
  • "So I don't like her, big deal."
  • "If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."
  • "I don't like half the girls I date."
  • "Nice going, you ran over your sister!"
  • "I hope you go bald!"
  • "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
  • "I'm really glad someone invented pizza."
  • "Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"
  • "Whoa, that cat IS fancy."
  • "Don't you have a rib to nibble?"
  • "You sicken me."
  • "You're the worst!"
  • "Look, I was wrong, okay?"
  • "I need you, I need you way more than you need me."

anonymous asked:

Hi! I saw in your description that you're a Mary Magdalene devotee and I wanted to ask you about it if that's okay. I've been feeling really drawn to her lately but I honestly don't know much of her story. (Correct me if I'm wrong) all I know is that she was there when Jesus was crucified, and found the tomb empty right? Was she actually a prostitute? I was wondering if you could tell me more about her or some resources to learn like books or specific areas of the bible. Thank you so much!


Mary Magdalene was written in the New Testament to be a woman who had seven demons cast out, became a faithful disciple, and experienced the passion and the resurrection. Here are all the verses about her. 

No, she was not a prostitute. She was purposefully conflated with the “sinful woman” in Chapter 7 of Luke, so people would perceive her as a “redeemed, penitent whore” instead of the powerful woman she was.

I would totally look into The Gospel of Mary, which is an apocryphal (unaccepted) gospel written about her. As a fair warning, it is a bit confusing. Don’t let that discourage you though. Reading it is a spiritually shifting experience.

If you would like some book recommendations: 

The Meaning of Mary Magdalene by Cynthia Bourgeault

The Resurrection of Mary Magdalene by Jane Schaberg

The Gospel of Mary of Magdala by Karen L. King.

anonymous asked:

Taako: "god I hate Lucretia." Someone else: "Lmao yeah me to. she's literally the worse person in the world. she should pay for all the shit she-" Taako: "Ex-FUCKING-cuse you that's MY lucy-goosy you're talking about. Don't you dare insult her! That's my job!"


taako has no fking idea how to express his relationship with lucretia to other people 

kravitz tries to understand and support him but hes like “i understand why you would still hate her, she did a lot wrong to you” after taako goes on a rant about her

and taakos like

“what the fuck did u just say about her u little prick”

anonymous asked:

Y'all really think Camila will come out with her first album ? Don't get me wrong, I want that to happen as much as the next cs but I really don't think it's the road her team is taking for her brand. I mean, if you're not a fan who already assume her sexuality, nobody is questionning it regarding her songs. I personally don't think she's established enough to be able to come out without becoming a niche artist. Y'all have your hopes really up is all I'm saying, I still hope you're right tho lol

I think we’re gonna get a huge hint. Like you said, if you’re outside of the fandom you wouldn’t notice. But that plays in her favour right? Her team have attempted at least 2 PR ventures this year and they’ve fallen through because fans can see through it. Yes, homophobia is still rife in the music industry, but there’s space for her to be accepted. She has a huge fanbase. At the end of the day, its the loyalty of those same fans that will keep her career afloat not those who listen once because it’s on the radio. Her team have tested the waters since January in regards to her sexuality. I think we’re all gonna be pleasantly surprised. 

Who To Fight - Choices Stories You Play Edition - Part I
  • Kaitlyn Liao: If she's a vampire, you're dead.
  • Chris Powell: Wanna fight him? Do it. Unless you're gonna get hit by a football.
  • James Ashton: Seriously, do it. Or not. Idk. Depends.
  • Madison: Why would you want to fight this cinnamon roll?
  • Tyler: Fight in video games.
  • Zack: Same as Tyler.
  • Abbie: She looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you y'know.
  • Tripp: Have a Pokemon battle with him.
  • Darren Taylor: Uh hello? He'll beat you in a game of football.
  • Logan: Same as Darren.
  • Becca: You can fight her but she can fight back. Dare to do it?
  • Edgar: Imagine you're in The Crown & The Flame. Edgar is King Luther Nevrakis. Made one wrong move and Edgar kills you.
  • Sebastian Delacroix: Fight him. Fight Sebastian.
  • Sam Massey: You sure you wanna fight her? You'd be dead for sure. Plus, she knows how to handle a gun.
  • Dave Reyes: He's got strategy so if you're not aware of his strategy, he can take you down. Also don't fight him because HE'S A DETECTIVE FGS. HE'S GOT A GUN. HE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT. HE'S MUSCULAR ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
  • Nikhil Mantha: Maybe you can fight him and he surely gonna post the fight on social media.
  • Mirasol Bautista: She'll kill you so don't.
  • Hayley Rose: You can fight her if you don't fall for her cutesy pop star act.
  • Val Greaves: You're dead in a matter of seconds.
  • Annelyse Adair: You sure you wanna fight her? Bad idea.
  • Raydan Lykel: He may be mysterious but he knows how to fight so...
  • Rowan Thorn: Fires an arrow through your heart. Still wanna fight?
  • King Luther Nevrakis: Got strategy, got a strong army, got deadly weapons, you'll win the battle against him. If not, RIP Kenna's army
  • Sei Rhuka: DUDE YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • Whitlock: Why in the name of The Crown & The Flame would you wanna fight this cinnamon roll? Whitlock fangirls will tear you up into pieces if you dare to fight Whitlock.
  • Ex-fiance in Rules of Engagement: You can kill him for being a fucking douchebag. -cues Die In A Fire by The Living Tombstone when you fight him-
  • Evil cousin in Rules of Engagement: We don't know if she's good or bad but now she's bad so fight her.

dwarf-scum  asked:

Hey sorry to be that guy but like I really want to understand this because I don't think I have a good enough frame of reference. It seems to me like he's said that he didn't intend to write Reyna as anything but straight, but if you're a lesbian and you identify with her you're free to imagine her as a lesbian, but that he wouldn't write her falling in love with a woman because to him it would feel like her sexuality was a consolation prize. Could you help me understand what's wrong with that?

he’s ignoring lesbians and bi girls who are actually telling him that this is wrong. when challenged on it, he then went on to condescendingly say that he has talked with lesbians and bi women about this. i’m mad for a number of reasons, but the most hurtful one is how he acts like he has authority to speak on the issue when he so obviously doesn’t know what he is talking about.

lesbians do fail at heterosexual relationships, all the time. it is why we’re lesbians! we can’t do hetero, it never works out. the trope that we really need to be wary of isn’t that lesbians are lesbians because they fail at heterosexual relationships (which is literally true like you literally cannot be a lesbian if you do not fail at heterosexual relationships), it’s that “lesbians don’t need to have their sexuality respected bc they’re really just straight girls who’ve been hurt by guys, and if you hit on them in the right way they’ll eventually change their mind and have sex with you.”

like, this is what was, at first, frustrating to me—that he would try and attempt to invoke something that is much larger and more complicated than he understands, obviously, while literally speaking to someone who was almost certainly a lesbian or a bi girl. what makes it worse is that when called in this behavior, instead of just saying “whoops sorry i’ll do better” he said “sorry you got your feelings hurt, but i wrote emmie and jo based on personal experience and reyna is supposed to be straight.” which is just…cheap as fuck. it’s irrelevant. what does emmie and jo have to do with reyna being straight?

so instead it just comes across as “oh my god i already included a lesbian couple, what more do you want????” which…well, yeah, he can fuck right off with that attitude, mr stonewall award “i promise i won’t stop listening.”

sounds like he stopped listening! couldn’t even take like, twelve hours of criticism, instead he’s literally blocking people.

here, i can give what rick should have said, that would have still ultimately made me annoyed, but not nearly as absolutely livid and disgusted and…frankly, hurt, as i am right now: “i never planned on giving reyna a love interest, but as always, you guys are more than welcome to your interpretations and ships!”

he didn’t have to write a bunch of boiling hot nonsense about stereotypes (of which his writing is CHOCKED FULL off) and being your own better half and how reyna is supposed to be straight. he didn’t have to write a pathetic disclaimer about how he knew he was running the risk of having things “thrown” at him.

that’s why i’m really mad. he knew it would be controversial, and he didn’t care. he knew it hurt people, and he made no attempt to understand why we were hurt. he didn’t even consider that these “harmful lesbian stereotypes” literally are fabricated on the idea that bisexuality doesn’t even exist. i mean, really. i can debunk this oh so terrible stereotype in one sentence: “i didn’t turn lesbian, i’ve been bi the whole time!” -reyna. an alternative sentence: “i didn’t turn lesbian, i just never realized it before.” -reyna

see how easy?

calling a lesbian’s identity or life partner a consolation prize if they’ve been with men, before? yeah i know what people will say lmao “he didn’t say that he said he was trying to avoid that stereotype”….to which i say, right, how? how was he trying to avoid that stereotype? by not giving her a girlfriend. and so what, then, would be the logical conclusion? that this stereotype is true, and by giving a character a girlfriend, you’re invoking it. what does that mean for lesbians who have actually been with men? what does that mean for bi girls who have been with men? what kind of a fucking monstrosity of an answer is that?

more importantly: AS IF NONE OF THE LOVE INTERESTS IN HIS STORIES ARE ACTUAL CONSOLATION PRIZES? as if calypso wasn’t brought back for the sole purpose of giving leo a woman as a prize?

no, nope, the only way this awful stereotype could possibly show up is if you give a lesbian a girlfriend. but i show absolutely no self awareness of the awful tropes i’ve already enacted in my books.

and, as shell pointed out, and i echoed….the very fact that he knows giving reyna a girlfriend would invoke lesbian stereotypes is living proof of the fact that he knows reyna’s experiences and life story are consistent with that of many lesbians.

but he doesn’t care. because he’s lazy, and it takes too much effort, and at the end of the day he’s not listening to us at all, he’s just trying to make us shut up.

anonymous asked:

So it's been 100 days since this lady bought towels that were final sale. She didn't have the receipt but I found this out when I looked it up. Our return period is 30 days. She was so mad that she was stuck with these towels she didn't need. She kept protesting and asking me why I couldn't help her. Like it was a final sale, we don't carry that product anymore, there's nothing wrong with them & you're 70 days over the return period! I can't do anything!! YOU waited 100 days to bring them back.

who you should fight: mystic messenger edition
  • zen: is that a joke? lol he'll kick your ass and look sexy doing it. then he'll take a selfie next to your bruised and battered body so you can feel even worse. if you were looking for humiliation go ahead.
  • yoosung: you can fight yoosung. you'll win. boy can't win shit, he's not even number one on the shooting star server in lolol. but are you gonna feel good about it?? probably not. too easy.
  • jaehee: no. literally do not fight jaehee kang unless you have a fucking death wish. she earned a black belt in judo "for funsies" and is strong enough to withstand the daily abuse of an evil corporate man. do. not. fight. jaehee.
  • jumin: yes, fight jumin. he'll call security on you but you can get in a few good hits before they arrive. then you can always brag about that time you beat up the c&r chairman's son.
  • 707: lololol why would you though?? but i mean i guess. he's actually a better fighter than he looks because he has to be prepared to escape if he's caught breaking in somewhere, but since his only nourishment comes from chips and soda his body might just stop and you'll luck out. you have a chance.
  • unknown: listen he's the type to bring a gun to a fistfight just don't fucking do it.
  • rika: no. you could easily kick her ass, but she's got an occult following and they'll destroy you and spread your entrails on a shrine before her.
  • v: you're gonna fight a blind guy?? really?? like, you'd win, obviously. but really???
  • elizabeth 3rd: what the FUCK is wrong with you she is a CAT. and you know what, you look at her the wrong way and jumin's already hired a hitman to take you out. think again mother fucker.
headcanon 1st yr, charms and brooms
  • -Charms Class-
  • Ron: Wingardium Leviosa!
  • Hermione: You're saying it wrong...It's Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the "gar" nice and long.
  • Ron: (-.-)
  • -Flying Class-
  • Hermione: Up! Up! Up! *broom bounces around the ground*
  • Ron: *mimicking Hermione* What a bloody shame. You're saying it wrong. Its uP, not uPA, make the P pop don't dragged out. Like this...
  • Hermione: (>_<)
  • Ron: UP! *broom snaps up and smacks him in the face*
  • Harry: hahahahahaha
  • Ron: Shut Up Harry *broom hits his face again*
  • Hermione: Haha, maybe it is You who should Shut uP! *broom snaps up into her hand* :O
  • Madame Hooch: Very good Miss. Granger, see you just need to mean it when you say it.
the foxes as scrubs quotes
  • Andrew: I don't dislike you, I nothing you.
  • Neil: I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than "Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I'm in hell! Hitler, Musollini..."
  • Renee: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
  • Aaron: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]
  • Nicky: Ah uncomfortable silences and alcohol... just like Thanksgiving at home.
  • Allison: Don't look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.
  • Dan: I don't need your approval, or your stupid Man Cards! Although the lettering is darling. Have you ever done calligraphy?
  • Matt: Newbie, stay. Stay. Bad newbie. That's a very bad newbie.
  • Kevin: If I have to stay here and listen to this crap, I'll need a stronger drink