most people, from america or whatever:
oh celebrities! they're like a different species! they all live far away in tinsel town and never visit meat space where we live
me, from sydney:
my sister dated chris hemsworth for about six seconds when he was still a soap star. I've been in a room with cate blanchett like four times, accidentally. hugh jackman used to work at the gym my mum went to. jack charles did some burglaries in the suburb I grew up in. toby schmitz ran my acting class. I sneezed on hugo weaving one time. geoffrey rush saw me fall over a branch during his smoko and gave me a tissue.