and i'm wearing his hat

  • Bruce: I am vengeance
  • Bruce: I am the night
  • Bruce: I am--
  • Bruce: *phone buzzes* *holds up finger* one sec
  • Criminal being strangled: Uhhh--
  • Bruce: *into phone* you remembered to put sunscreen in his bag, right?
  • Bruce: look I don't give a shit if he says he doesn't burn--
  • Bruce: Just make sure he wears his hat too--
  • Bruce: No, I'm on patrol.
  • Bruce: Yes, I'm busy, but sunscreen is import--okay.
  • Bruce: Okay, fine. Bye. *hangs up*
  • Bruce: *looks at criminal*
  • *awkward pause*
  • Bruce: You heard--
  • Criminal: *quickly* I didn't hear SHIT

oh and here’s my acen lineup. miyuki kazuya from daiya no ace on friday, ruki from the gazette on saturday, justine from p5 on saturday night

hope to see y'all there n sorry i will be uglee :(


You can’t even say hello?

That’s one of the three who rule the fiends.
He was the one who came up with the idea of creating a half-fiend,
and ordered my mom to give birth to me.

the kids start crying when uncle gaara quotes mufasa because they saw that movie, they fuckin know what happens to that lion

so he never does it again


Young Jared Padalecki  [ and his adorable dimples (◡‿◡✿) ] in The Ring of Endless Lights - Part 3 


Can someone please explain what happened there? And why is Jack being so incredibly nice to his female fans on this tour? Like, giving them an unforgettable experience?